WyrmCon, or "Wyrm Readiness Condition", is system of emergency conditions that ranges from 1 to 5. They can be called during a conversation when it seems imminent that Wyrm will begin spouting anecdotes ("When I was a lad, the Archduke of Ipswich threw a weasel at a drain, thereby inventing the two-stroke petrol motor"), "facts" and other useless (and often disturbing) ramblings. WyrmCon 5 is the lowest of such alert levels, set when Wyrm is not on channel, whilst WyrmCon 1 is set during the onslaught of such an attack, and indicates that channel members should head for the bunker, or take their suicide pills.
Originally written by Quasimodo.
Auto import 14:42, 19 October 2009 (UTC)