Topics from 2008

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These are all the channel topics from 2008, from start to finish.

  • ENERGY CRISIS (sam)
  • FUTURE BLACK US PRESIDENT BARACK OSAMA MEETS KILT-WEARING ALIENS ON MARS (Quasi)
  • POLICE RAP FOR BRITNEY (ArrStuii)
  • RICHARD STILGOE STILL NOT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • * Dyn tells the vicar where to thrust his organ (Quasi)
  • [Deev] men shit on my face [Deev] i eat it [Deev] i like Homo Poo see (sam)
  • HD-DVD DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Quasi] I think much better with my dick inserted in a compliant goat [^Stuii^] i was willing to put up with being your sheep [^Stuii^] but not goat [feekwork] you poofs are always fucking i am so envious (Dan)
  • VICTORY FOR HILLARY (^Stuii^)
  • REG HOLLIS NOT DEAD (Owf)
  • Would the last person to leave Manchester University IT services please turn out the lights and lock all the doors please. (Dan)
  • DIANA DAY FOR THE WIN (sam)
  • NUCLEAR FOR TEH WIN (^Stuii^)
  • NUCLEAR FOR TEH WIN - NUCULAR (Quasi)
  • EDMUND HILLARY DEAD (Quasi)
  • KIWI SIR EDMUND HILLARY DEAD (Quasi)
  • KIWI SIR EDMUND HILLARY AND TROUBLESHOOTER SIR JOHN HARVEY-JONES BOTH DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS! ON NEXT: The Care Home years (Asan)
  • PROBE FOR HAIN (ArrStuii)
  • PROBE FOR SLEAZY NEW LABOUR HAIN (ArrStuii)
  • NOW BROWN WANTS ORGAN DEATH TAX (ArrStuii)
  • On Next: nla.pl gets an outing (Dan)
  • LETS HAVE A WAR. (Quasi_)
  • DIANA STILL DEAD, INQUEST HEARS (ArrStuii)
  • SLEAZY NEW LABOUR HAIN INCOMPETENT - BROWN (^Stuii^)
  • KUBLAH KHAN STILL DEAD (sam)
  • AIR CRASH AT HEATHROW, IT MUST BE TERRORISM (Quasi)
  • DEAD FOETUS FOR LILY (^Stuii^)
  • VERA DUCKWORTH DEAD ([Deev])
  • [feek] i now have 2 large breasts (Quasi)
  • GLOBAL SOCK MARKET UNRAVELS (sam)
  • FED IN SHOCK 0.75% RATE CUT (ArrStuii)
  • HEATH LEDGER DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • IT MUST BE RECESSIONS (^Stuii^)
  • [Amorgos] I minced with lambie after a good session in the pub (Owf)
  • [^Stuii^] BOGBANG (Quasi)
  • SLEAZY NEW LABOUR HAINS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • WHAT DISEASE(S) HAVE INFECTED STUII? BET NOW! (Asan)
  • SLEAZY NEW LABOUR JOHNSON IN FRESH PARTY FUNDING SCANDAL (ArrStuii)
  • JEREMY BEADLE NEARLY DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • CELEBRATE THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF 1978! (^Stuii^)
  • CELEBRATE THE 75th ANNIVERSARY OF HITLER BECOMING CHANCELLOR (sam)
  • JEREMY BEADLE DEAD [ [Deev]] Seeing as Saarlax hates me again (Monty)
  • JEREMY BEADLE DEAD ([Deev_])
  • GIULIANI QUITS (^Stuii^)
  • JEREMY BEADLE DEAD (Quasi)
  • SPEARS SECTIONED (^Stuii^_)
  • NEW WOE FOR MAD BRITNEY (^Stuii^_)
  • WELCOME TO FEBRUARY. ITS FUCKING COLD (Asan)
  • DRIP FOR WINO (^Stuii^_)
  • All Welshies that want a rugby related fight meet in Chester after sunset tomorrow. (ArrStuii)
  • WALE.S FOR THE WIN (sam)
  • KING CHARLES II NOW DEAD 323 YEARS (ArrStuii)
  • GRANGE HILL DEAD (Owf)
  • LAMBIE DEAD (Quasi)
  • LAMBIE IN IMPLAUSIBLE NEW ROUTER NON-FAILURE SHOCKER (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: RAIL PASSENGERS FORUM. ON NEXT: RACISM AND STEREOTYPES. (ArrStuii)
  • HAPPY ASAN NEW YEAR (^Stuii^)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 0. MOBILE PHONES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. BASELESS ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (ArrStuii)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 1. MOBILE PHONES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (ArrStuii)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 0. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (ArrStuii)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 1. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (Lambie)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 0. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (feek)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 0. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 1. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (Lambie)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 1. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 1. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (Lambie)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 0. DECLARED FAILURES: 0. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (Lambie)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 2. DECLARED FAILURES: 0. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (^Stuii^)
  • ABER NON-MEET TACTICAL OVERLAY: CONFIRMED SCM SIGHTINGS: 2. DECLARED FAILURES: 0. MOBILES CURRENTLY SWITCHED OFF: 0. ASSUMPTIONS MADE: 0. VISITS TO BORTH: 0. EST. PINTS IMBIBED: 0. Updated every 30 minutes. (^Stuii^)
  • WERE SO SORRY SAYS BABY-SWAP HOSPITAL (ArrStuii)
  • MAESTRO DEAD (sam)
  • CAMDEN FRIED ([Deev])
  • THE GREAT FIRE OF CAMDEN (ArrStuii)
  • ROY SCHEIDER DEAD ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: Roy Scheider Dead ON NEXT: Roy Scheider Returns ON LATER: Roy Scheider: One last bite ON TOMORROW: The shit money grabbing sequel which no one cares about (Asan)
  • [Quasi] mmkay, my wallet is down there *somewhere* [Blu] i cant see its all dark [Blu] its damp and smelly (^Stuii^)
  • Deev Ill do Lambie Deev I need to offload inside him Deev Im sure I can find some other people to do (ArrStuii)
  • Deev I quite enjoy the satisfaction of giving it a good polish and seeing the results (^Stuii^)
  • [ArrStuii] I am a filthy scat king [ArrStuii] this is 100% true (Owf)
  • MADGE DEAD (Asan)
  • FEEL THE HATE (Monty)
  • GAZZA SECTIONED (Owf)
  • [Dan] I suck big fat cock [Dan] i admit to it in public (Owf)
  • [Dan] I suck big fat cock [Dan] i admit to it in public [Owf] mincing down the street wearing a vest gives it away a bit (ArrStuii)
  • Why be a tiny c0c,.ktail sausage, when you can be a mighty wand (sam)
  • EARTH MOVES (Quasi)
  • GOD ATTEMPTS TO REMOVE HULL AGAIN (Quasi)
  • NETSCAPE OFFICIALLY DEAD (Quasi)
  • WELCOME TO SPRING. Snowploughs at the ready (Asan)
  • NEVER SUCKLE THE JUICE OUT OF A TRACTOR. (^Stuii^)
  • BUS PASS FOR ATTENBOROUGH (^Stuii^)
  • SONY TRINITRON DEAD (sam_)
  • #ABERTRON (Stuiitron)
  • COME ON HILLARY (Stuiitron)
  • TEXAS AND OHIO FOR HILLARY (^Stuii^)
  • NEW YORK BOMB HORROR (sam)
  • NEW YORK BOMB UNHORROR (Quasi)
  • THATCHER NEARLY DEAD (Lambie)
  • AND FINALLY TONIGHT, CAROL BARNES DEAD. (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: Earth, Wind, Fire and Theft (Asan)
  • WIRELESS: JUST SAY Connection reset by peer. WIRELESS: JUS Connection reset by peer. WIRELESS: JUST SAY N Connection reset by peer. (Quasi)
  • SUICIDE COP IN STEAMY AFFAIR - SOURCES (^Stuii^)
  • MAKE POVERTY HISTORY. CHEAPER DRUGS NOW! (^Stuii^)
  • L@@K T5 (not budget) (^Stuii^)
  • UGLY KID SHANNON MATTHEWS NOT DEAD (sam)
  • RESCUED GIRL STILL UGLY - POLICE (ArrStuii)
  • NO POORS (ArrStuii)
  • LE RUGBY EST SUR LE TABLE (sam)
  • ArrStuii is one bulb short ([Deev])
  • The previous topic, submitted as a parp, was not NLA compliant (ArrStuii)
  • SHANNON UGlINESS INVESTIGATION COULD TAKE YEARS, POLICE SAY (Lambie)
  • CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE DEAD ([Deev])
  • MILLS ?17,000 PER DAY OF MARRIAGE PAYOUT INSUFFICIENT IMPLIES MILLS (^Stuii^)
  • ARTHUR C. CLARKE DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • FED IN 0.75% RATE CUT (ArrStuii)
  • ArrStuii: i can do more pounding too (Monty)
  • ArrStuii: i can do more pounding too [deev] i get off (Monty)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS NOT NLA COMPLIANT (and was shit anyway) ([Deev])
  • FOGGY DEAD (sam)
  • http://www.newtorrents.info/torrent/38927/Command.And.Conquer.3.Kanes.Wrath-RELOADED.html (sam)
  • JESUS STILL DEAD (sam)
  • BRITISH MOTOR INDUSTRY EVEN MORE DEAD ([Deev])
  • BRITISH MOTOR INDUSTRY NO MORE DEAD THAN IT WAS BEFORE, ACTUALLY (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: DRUGS. ON NEXT: DRUG TAKING AND/OR FELL WALKING (DELETE AS APPROPRIATE) (^Stuii^)
  • SAM AND FEEK IN COCKLE-MUNCHING SCANDAL, CLAIMS SAARLAX (Quasi)
  • [feek] what can go wrong (TM) (Quasi)
  • AMY WINEHOUSE DEAD (sam)
  • MORE FOREIGNERS FOR EVERYONE - BROWN (^Stuii^)
  • DO *NOT* VISIT http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/ (^Stuii^)
  • PRINCE PHIL NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • DEEV AND STUII IN KETAMINE OVERDOSE HORREUR (sam)
  • SHANNON FAMILY IN MCCANN CON JOB SHOCKER (^Stuii^)
  • SHANNON FAMILY IN MCCANN CON JOB SHOCKER, SHANNON STILL UGLY, FAMILY STILL UGLY. (Quasi)
  • MCCANNS: AT LEAST WERE NOT THE MATTHEWS (sam)
  • On Now: The Lambie and Quasi Show On Later: Its Fuck Off From Me, And Cunt Off From Him (Lambie)
  • BOE INTEREST RATE DROPS .25% | BANKS STILL DO AS THEY FUCKING PLEASE (sam)
  • Bomb her womb from your huge cannon! assistant running back coach) would take over Mikecharacteristics of impact craters. (sam)
  • GREASY EYETIES REELECT GREASY PRIME MINISTER, AGAIN (Quasi)
  • OBEY THE KITTEN (Quasi)
  • COURT FOR CHRIS ON MONDAY (^Stuii^_)
  • What punishment for Chris? a) Driving Ban b) small fine c) name drop of prince william d) special handshake and slap on the wrist - BET NOW! (Asan)
  • COURT FOR CHRIS ON MONDAY - What punishment? a) Driving Ban b) small fine c) name drop of prince william d) special handshake and slap on the wrist - BET NOW! (Asan)
  • LATEST PEOPLE TO BE CHARGED UNDER TERRORISM LAWS ALL MUSLIMS AGAIN *UNSHOCKER* (ArrStuii)
  • [feek] 30mm long [feek] fully formed (ArrStuii)
  • John Prescott In Confessed Total Fat Bastard Unshocker I could sup a whole tin of Carnation condensed milk, just for the taste, stupid things like that. Marks & Spencer trifles, I still love them, one of my favourites. I can eat them for ever. (Quasi)
  • THERE WAS A POWER FAILURE AND THE IRC SERVER DIDNT COME BACK UP AND IM A DRUG FUCKED MESS SO FUCK OFF AND ILL SE YOU ON WEDNESDAY (ArrStuii)
  • PAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (ArrStuii)
  • [sam] hermione from harry potter has done a britney spears and got her minge out [Dan] URL? (^Stuii^_)
  • JIZZY AND BONCE TO WED (^Stuii^_)
  • EXCELLANCE FOR ALL (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: BMW vs Toyota. ON NEXT: Tears. ([Deev])
  • CARS AND TAXES AND CAR TAXES (Quasi)
  • [ArrStuii] i cant stand the thought of anything touching my balls (Quasi)
  • WESLEY SNIPES JAILED ([Deev])
  • WESLEY SNIPES JAILED | STICK IM WIF DA BLADE (sam)
  • HUMPHREY LYTTELTON DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Afal] my penis is a boys [Afal] not mansize (sam)
  • [Afal] my penis is a boys [Afal] not mansize *[Deev] opens his flies Deev an admirable dong Deev Buttfuck me (sam)
  • [Afal] my penis is a boys [Afal] not mansize *[Deev] opens his flies Deev an admirable dong Deev Buttfuck me Deev BANGBUS MY RING (sam)
  • CHAEFFING, PRE-BANK HOLIDAY (ArrStuii)
  • [Deev] Fuck Im sure Im meant to be picking Lambie up from the station in about four minutes... (Quasi)
  • LABOUR DEAD (sam)
  • KEN OR BORIS? OH WHO FUCKING CARES (sam)
  • BORIS FOR THE WIN (sam)
  • RED KEN DEAD (Owf)
  • BORIS BITTERNESS SPREADS THROUGHOUT LEFTIE LONDON (ArrStuii_)
  • BORIS BITTERNESS SPREADS THROUGHOUT LEFTIE LONDON | ISLINGTON BESIDE ITSELF (sam)
  • JOB $1800/WEEK - CANADIANS WANTED! (sam)
  • CANNABIS DOWNGRADED, OR UPGRADED. WHO WANTS A MARS BAR (sam)
  • [feek] i did 12 men in leotards [feek] nice big entry into my box (Lambie_)
  • [feek] i did 12 men in leotards [feek] nice big entry into my box [feek] owf was the best (Lambie_)
  • INTEREST RATE REMAINS UNCHANGED | STILL NOT INTERESTED (sam)
  • DRAMATIC DEATH TOLLS: CYCLONE - UP TO 6 BILLION. EARTHQUAKE - UP TO 6 BILLION. (ArrStuii)
  • DRAMATIC DEATH TOLLS: CYCLONE - UP TO 6 BILLION. EARTHQUAKE - UP TO 6 BILLION. NEW LABOUR BUDGET PER VOTE: UP TO 6 BILLION. (Owf)
  • MANCHESTER IN SCOTTISH INVASION HELL. STOCKS OF COOKING OIL AND MARS BARS EXTREMELY LOW - SPOKESMAN (^Stuii^)
  • SCOTLAND 0 - 2 SLOVAKIA OR WHATEVER. SMIRKING IN MANCHESTER COMMENCES. (ArrStuii)
  • [DyingDeev] its tiny and it works (^Stuii^)
  • ONE WEEK TO BIG BROTHER | CALL 0906 485 0993 NOW (no reason) (ArrStuii)
  • PROBE4U (^Stuii^)
  • SOUTH EAST OFFICIALLY SHIT - #ABER (^Stuii^_)
  • MAKING A SHITLOAD IN I.T (sam)
  • OWF GETS BMW. HELL REPORTS INCREASED HEATING BILLS. (^Stuii^)
  • TED KENNEDY NEARLY DEAD (Lambie__)
  • TED KENNEDY NEARLY DEAD | CARL KENNEDY STILL GOING STRONG (sam)
  • TED KENNEDY NEARLY DEAD | KARL KENNEDY STILL GOING STRONG ([Deev])
  • MANCHELSEA UNITED FOR THE CUP (sam)
  • WHO 0 - 0 CARES (ArrStuii)
  • WHO 6 - 5 CARES (ArrStuii)
  • TEDDY TOFF TIMPSON 0 - 0 TAMSIN CHIP ON SHOULDER DUNWOODY (ArrStuii)
  • TEDDY TOFF TIMPSON 7,860 - 0 TAMSIN CHIP ON SHOULDER DUNWOODY (sam)
  • DOOMED (sam)
  • PENTECOST (ArrStuii)
  • ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR WASH? (ArrStuii)
  • MAKING A SHITLOAD IN I.T (sam)
  • DOUZE POINTS (ArrStuii)
  • NIL POINTS (Deevovision)
  • LEEDS FAILURE CONFIRMED ([Deev])
  • SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD. (Quasi)
  • LOWERING THE WORLDS SEA LEVEL, ONE BUCKET AT A TIME. (Quasi)
  • WELCOME TO SUMMER. GET BLOODY USED TO IT. (Asan)
  • WELCOME TO SUMMER. GET BLOODY USED TO MAKING A SHITLOAD IN I.T. (sam)
  • LUFTHANSA (^Stuii^)
  • BERYL COOK DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [feek] i easily get 12 men in my shit hole (^Stuii^)
  • [feek] i easily get 12 men in my shit hole [Monty] I can fit twenty nine plus a large bumplug (Lambie__)
  • [feek] i easily get 12 men in my shit hole [Monty] I can fit twenty nine plus a large bumplug * Dan is currently looking at an arse of steel (^Stuii^)
  • [feek] i easily get 12 men in my shit hole [Monty] I can fit twenty nine plus a large bumplug * Dan is currently looking at an arse of steel [Burt] on the way home last weekend i didnt realise how little ass Id seen recently (^Stuii^)
  • [feek] i easily get 12 men in my shit hole [Monty] I can fit twenty nine plus a large bumplug * Dan is currently looking at an arse of steel [Burt] i went to clapham [Burt] for arse [Burt] on the way home i didnt realise how little ass Id seen recently (^Stuii^)
  • I WIN SAYS OBAMA (ArrStuii)
  • NATIONWIDE JUNE ALERT (ArrStuii)
  • SCORCHIO BUTRASBUTRASGALLAY (sam)
  • NO FRENCH, NO COMMONERS (Quasi)
  • NO WOGS OR KRAUTS (^Stuii^)
  • NEW RAP FOR FIELDER-CIVIL (^Stuii^)
  • DOOMED (sam)
  • ON NOW: MORTGAGE ADVICE. ON NEXT: COMPLAINING. (^Stuii^)
  • WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN (sam)
  • Deev I like little girls to tongue my body (^Stuii^)
  • YOOOOOOO SCHLAAAAAAAAAG (sam)
  • FIREFOX 3 AT 6.00PM ZOMG (^Stuii^)
  • WELCOME TO BRITISH SUMMER. IT WONT GET ANY BETTER, BLOODY GET USED TO IT (Asan)
  • GANGSTA PROBE FOR BB ALEX (^Stuii^)
  • LUNG DISEASE FOR WINO (^Stuii^)
  • CRACKHOUSE DOES SOME WORK. EMERGENCY CABINET MEETING CALLED. (^Stuii^)
  • [sam] im trying to order a strapon [sam] the guy i get my strapons from is closed (Asan)
  • NO PROBE FOR WINO (^Stuii^)
  • NO MORE PROBES BY MADDY COPS (^Stuii^)
  • GENERAL HAMMOND DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • STUIIS ANIMAL ARSE DEATH DECAY (^Stuii^)
  • 999 BUERK IN REAL LIFE 999 DRAMA (^Stuii^)
  • KINSELLA FAMILY SET UP DREADFUL WEBSITE. SYMPATHY PLUMMETS. http://www.benkinsella.org.uk/ (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.benkinsella.org.uk/ | hosted on blade servers (sam)
  • OBE FOR KYLIE. BETTER THE MEDAL YOU KNOW. (^Stuii^)
  • JACK SUGDEN DEAD ([Deev])
  • JACK SUGDEN DEAD. CHARLES WHEELER DEAD. (^Stuii^)
  • ACTUALMENTE: ILLUVIA! MANANA: OH, ILLUVIA! (^Stuii^)
  • Oh homme il pleut des chats et des chiens (sam)
  • HOT REAL LOCAL WOMEN ([Deev])
  • PLEASE REPLACE THE HANDSET AND TRY AGAIN ([Deev])
  • FAILURE WAS DECLARED (Lambie)
  • ON NOW: FAILURE ON NEXT: FEEK AND LAMBIE ARE SEWN TOGETHER BY PARAMEDICS AFTER LETHAL MOTORWAY PILE UP (Quasi)
  • The first law of lambie has prevailed. I give up (Asan)
  • failure postponed, stand down brown alert (Asan)
  • FAILURE AVERTED, lambie fails to fail at karting (Asan)
  • WELCOME TO QREP SCHOOL (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: Catch me if you can, featuring Deev (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Catch me if you can, featuring Deev ON NEXT: Carry on sprinting ON LATER: The pink mile, featuring deev (Asan)
  • THE FURUTE IS DESYLECTIC (Quasi)
  • WESLEY INVASION (^Stuii^)
  • /ME SLAPS YOU WITH A LARGE TROUT (sam)
  • [Dan] deev is touching my purple nob (Owf)
  • MAKING SHITLOADS IN IT (sam)
  • MANCHESTER BURNS IN HELICOPTER CRASH INFERNO HELL (^Stuii^)
  • MADDIE STILL DEAD (sam)
  • MCCANNS: YOUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD. YOU LEFT HER ALONE WHILE YOU WENT AND HAD A NOSH-UP. THAT WAS STUPID. ACCEPT IT, AND MOVE ON. AND GET OFF MY FUCKING TELEVISION. (^Stuii^)
  • SOPHIA PETRILLO DEAD ([Deev])
  • CANOE ANNE GUILTY (^Stuii^)
  • SLAMMER FOR CANOE ANNE (^Stuii^)
  • JEREMY KYLE NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • THE CAKE IS A LIE (Quasi)
  • LABOUR DEAD (sam)
  • NEW LABOUR DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [@sam] cor thats a nice cock ([Deev])
  • GORDON BROWNS PREMIERSHIP STILL NOT DEAD - A NATIONS SHOCK (^Stuii^)
  • BROWN THE BEST - HARRIET. NATION UP SHIT CREAK. (^Stuii^)
  • OH! SCORCHIO! (^Stuii^)
  • WELCOME TO ANGRY AUGUST. NOW FUCK OFF. (Lambie)
  • USENET DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • NO RAP FOR JAN DILDO GEORGE (ArrStuii)
  • MORGAN FREEMAN NEARLY DEAD (Lambie)
  • MORGAN FREEMAN NOT NEARLY DEAD, JOKER STILL DEAD (Quasi)
  • MCCANNS STILL GUILTY (^Stuii^)
  • WELLARD DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • WELLARD DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • WELLARD DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
  • Ancient spirits of Non-Meet, please bless Asans wedding tomorrow with your interventionist wisdom! (^Stuii^)
  • BOBBY ROBSON NEARLY DEAD (sam)
  • POTENTIAL FAILURE LEVEL: YELLOW (^Stuii^)
  • PININFARINA DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • RBS LOSES ?691M IN SIX MONTHS. NATION FORMS TINY VIOLIN ORCHESTRA. (^Stuii^)
  • [BTOwf] I get excited by gays (StuiiWAR)
  • ASAN WED ([Deev])
  • CHEF DEAD (Lambie)
  • MADDY FOUND RAPED AND MURDERED IN KUNSWETTE METRO STATION, BRUSSELS (^Stuii^)
  • ISAAC HAYES DEAD (sam)
  • WE FUCKING KNOW THAT CHEF IS DEAD. NOW KEEP THE FUCK UP. (^Stuii^)
  • CHINA DELIGHTED THAT WORLD NOW HATES SOMEONE MORE THAN THEM - REPORT (StuiiWAR)
  • WOGAN QUITS (ArrStuii)
  • OLYMPIC GOLD FOR $ATHLETE (sam)
  • OLYMPIC GOLD FOR $ATHLETE, SPECIAL OLYMPIC COLOURING IN BOOK FOR $SPAZ (Quasi)
  • RUSSIA PRESSED TO HONOUR PULL-OUT, GEORGIA TO TAKE MORNING AFTER PILL (Quasi)
  • MUSHARRAF RESIGNS. ON NEXT: ANOTHER WAR (Quasi)
  • ALL UR MEDALS ARE BELONG TO ME SAYS PHELPS (^Stuii^)
  • NURSEY PREGNANT (sam)
  • CANCER FOR JADE (^Stuii^)
  • OLYMPIC [[GOLD|SILVER|BRONZE] GLORY|FAILURE] FOR $NATIONALITY $SPORT [SENSATION|STAR] $SURNAME (^Stuii^)
  • UP TO 160 DEAD IN MADRID PLANE CRASH HORROR (^Stuii^)
  • 45 DIE IN SPANISH AIRCRATE INFERNO HELL (^Stuii^)
  • 140 DIE IN SPANISH AIRCRATE INFERNO HELL (ArrStuii)
  • 153 MUERA EN INFIERNO ESPA�OL DEL DESPLOME DEL AIRE (^Stuii^)
  • PR�CTICAMENTE CADA UNO MUERTO EN DESPLOME DEL AVI�N DESPU�S DE PREOCUPARSE PROFEC�A DEL ASUNTO DEL CANAL VIENE VERDAD (^Stuii^)
  • IRRITATING ICELAND KATONA BUST (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: SLOW DESTRUCTION OF STUII. ON LATER: WHITE NOISE (Quasi)
  • HAROLD BISHOP DEAD AGAIN (ArrStuii)
  • DR. DRE JUNIOR DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • PLEASE COME TO RAMSGATE (ArrStuii)
  • [Dan] Quasi: want me to drop my pants with you some evening? (Quasi)
  • ZOOM DEAD ([Deev])
  • SEX REHAB FOR MULDER (ArrStuii)
  • NEW ORLEANS DEAD (sam)
  • deev: the disgraceful slag (Monty)
  • QuasCGI [20:34:44] drinks blus rwandan coffee (sam)
  • http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/hereatlast.jpg hurrah (Asan)
  • http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/hereatlast.jpg hurrah ON NOW: OOH SHINY BUTTONS ON LATER: THERMONUCLEAR WAR (Lambie__)
  • STUII DEATHWATCH: Status ALIVE [updated 13:31 04/09/08] ([Deev])
  • STUII DEATHWATCH: Status ALIVE [updated 11:02 07/09/08] FEEK DEATHWATCH: Status ALIVE [updated 23:35 06/09/08] (Lambie)
  • STUII DEATHWATCH: Status ALIVE [updated 11:02 07/09/08] FEEK DEATHWATCH: Status ALIVE [updated 23:35 06/09/08] DEEV DEATHWATCH: Status NORMAL [updated 12:36 07/09/08] (Lambie)
  • CARIBBEAN LASHED BY HURRICANE IKE. HURRICANE TINA TURNER TO FOLLOW. (ArrStuii)
  • ABSOLUTE SILENCE (ArrStuii)
  • STOP. DEEVDYING TIME. (Lambie_)
  • FUCK OFF ED BALLS. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: IM DYING, ME. (sam)
  • ON NOW: WESLEY WARS ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: SEAT DEBATE. ON LATER: SEAT DEBATE. FINISHING WITH: SEAT DEBATE (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: SEAT DEBATE. ON LATER: SEAT DEBATE. FINISHING WITH: SEAT DEBATE. ON TOMORROW: SEAT DEBATE (ALL DAY SPECIAL) ON THURSDAY: WANKING OVER CARS, SEAT SPECIAL EDITION. ON FRIDAY: QUASI GOES POSTAL AND KEYS PEOPLES CARS WITH A JCB. (Quasi)
  • WE HAVE TO BUY MORE TIPEX - NEW LABOUR (Quasi)
  • DUST VERY LOW IN CALORIES. HAVE A PLATE OF DUST TODAY. (^Stuii^)
  • CROSLOVAKISLAVIA OR WHATEVER 1 ENGLAND 4 (Lambie__)
  • CHANNEL TUNNEL FIRE HORROR DESTRUCTION (Owf)
  • [Dan] I consume the souls of small children for shits and giggles (Lambie_)
  • BROWN FACES DOOM (ArrStuii)
  • GRANGE HILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ECONOMY/RICK WRIGHT/NEW LABOUR/GRANGE HILL DEAD ([Deev])
  • $CHIP_MANUFACTURER unveils $X_CORE CPU (sam)
  • AIG GETS $85,000,000,000.00 (ArrStuii)
  • HALIFAX LLOYDS TRUSTEE SAVINGS BANK OF SCOTLAND THAT LIKES TO SAY YES (ArrStuii)
  • HALIFAX HOWARD JOBLESS (sam)
  • HALIFAX HOWARD JOBLESS | SHEILAS WHEELS REPOSSESSED | BLACK HORSE KNACKERED (sam)
  • ARRRR! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! IT BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! (Monty)
  • GLOBAL ECONOMY NOT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • LARGE HADRON COLLIDER DEAD (OwfBeard)
  • GORDON ANNOUNCES FREE BROADBAND FOR CHAVS (sam)
  • [sam] IM COMING LIKE A TRAIN (NLA/NLR) ([Deev])
  • LINDSAY LOHAN LESBIAN (^Stuii^)
  • NEW LABOUR RAIL MINISTER TAKES WRONG TRAM IN MANCHESTER; IS LATE TO MEETING ABOUT TRAMS IN MANCHESTER; GIVES UP AND HAILS BLACK CAB. STUII IN ABSOLUTE FUCKING STITCHES. (ArrStuii)
  • PAUL NEWMAN DEAD (Lambie_)
  • IRATE LATE MAN KILLS WIFE OVER MISSED PARTY (sam)
  • BRADFORD AND BINGLEY DEAD (Lambie_)
  • #ABER - NOW AVAILABLE IN HD 1072080pi (ArrStuii)
  • #ABER - NO AVAILABLE IN HD 1072080pi and DOLBY DIGITAL DTS 10.1 SURROUND BILE (Asan)
  • NOW AVAILABLE IN K-VISION and TELESCREEN DUAL-WAY AUDIO (Quasi)
  • NO TRIP FOR GLITTER (^Stuii^)
  • NO BAIL OUT FOR WALL STREET SAYS CONGRESS (ArrStuii)
  • WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (Lambie)
  • MAKE YOUR TIME (ArrStuii)
  • JUMP YOU FUCKERS (^Stuii^)
  • NO MORE ART FOR TONY HART (^Stuii^)
  • FUCK $WEEKDAY (sam)
  • IAN BLAIRS CAREER ABOUT TO BE DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • IAN BLAIRS CAREER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ALTON TOWERS CORKSCREW DEAD (Owf)
  • STEVE FOSSETT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • SPOD DEAD (sam)
  • GLOBAL ECONOMY NOT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • FUCK OFF, MONDAY (sam)
  • GLOBAL ECONOMY STATUS: DEAD (Lambie_)
  • ICELAND BUST (sam)
  • GLOBAL ECONOMIC STATUS: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS FUCKED (Lambie_)
  • WAR WERE DECLARED (Lambie_)
  • ON NEXT: SOUP KITCHENS (ArrStuii)
  • GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN. ALL YOUR BANKS ARE BELONG TO US. (^Stuii^)
  • INTEREST RATES DOWN 0.5% (^Stuii^)
  • BOB FRIEND DEAD ([Deev])
  • FUCK THURSDAY (sam)
  • BANK OF #ABER. DEPOSIT TODAY. (^Stuii^)
  • BANK OF #ABER. DEPOSIT TODAY. | SAVINGS GUARANTEED UP TO 50 RUPEE (sam)
  • STUII.CO.UK DEAD (Owf)
  • GLOBAL ECONOMY STATUS: FUC-OOH SHINY DOLLARS (Lambie_)
  • BANK OF TAXPAYER ABOUT TO COLLAPSE, BAILOUT DEMANDED (^Stuii^)
  • IN 2008 WAR WITH ICELAND WERE DECLARED. WE GET SIGNAL. (ArrStuii)
  • IN 2008 WAR WITH ICELAND WERE DECLARED. WE GET SIGNAL. (Lambie)
  • PALIN CROOKED SAYS PROBE (ArrStuii)
  • LEARN JUDO WITH PUTIN (ArrStuii)
  • GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN. ALL YOUR BANKS ARE BELONG TO US. (ArrStuii)
  • MILLION FOR MANDY (ArrStuii)
  • BEHOLD BARON MANDY (StuiiDYING)
  • NO INSERTION FEES asserts eBay (^Stuii^)
  • NO INSERTION FEES asserts eBay [stuii] Hs cock is *huge* ALL PAIN, NO GAIN. (Monty)
  • The previous topic was about as NLA compliant as parp is alive. (^Stuii^)
  • [Monty] DO NOT TOUCH ME [Monty] plucking my snatch (^Stuii^)
  • X FACTOR HYLDA STILL POOR (ArrStuii)
  • FATHER HELD (ArrStuii)
  • FATHER TED HELD ([Deev])
  • COH-LIN BACKS OBAMA (ArrStuii)
  • 30 YEARS FOR MR. GAY CANNIBAL UK (^Stuii^)
  • THATS FUCKING NOTHING (^Stuii^)
  • MY LEGS LITERALLY TURNED TO JELLY CLAIMS STRICTLY RACHEL STEVENS (^Stuii^)
  • * Dan wants to give Stuii head (^Stuii^)
  • EGYPTIAN GROCER IN PERVY PDF SEX CLAIM (ArrStuii)
  • NO MORE GATSOS IN SWINDON. GOVERNMENT SQUAD DISPATCHED TO CONTAIN SUDDEN OUTBREAK OF UN-NEW LABOUR COMMON SENSE. (ArrStuii)
  • SHATNER SNUBBED FROM SULUS SPECIAL DAY. (^Stuii^)
  • ORANGE CUTS OFF DONG (Asan)
  • PEDIGREE NO LONGER CRUFTS CHUM (ArrStuii)
  • BUSH ABSENTEE VOTES FOR MCCAIN (ArrStuii)
  • JOB SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Asan)
  • SKINHEAD OBAMA ASSASINS HALTED ([Deev])
  • MANS ARM SUCKED DOWN EUROSTAR LOO (Spookii)
  • ASAN DEAD ([Deev])
  • SACK WOSS DEMANDS NATION (^Stuii^)
  • ATTENBOROUGH QUESTIONS WOSS SHOW (^Stuii^)
  • ATTENBOWOUGH QUESTIONS WOSS SHOW ([Deev])
  • WOSS, BRAND SUSPENDED (^Stuii^)
  • WUSSELL BWAND DEAD (Lambie)
  • WHEN WILL WOSS QUIT? BET NOW. (ArrStuii)
  • WOE FOR WOSS AS AUNTIE TRUST MEETS (^Stuii^)
  • NO WOSS FOR TWELVE WEEKS AS NATION CHEERS (ArrStuii)
  • PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MONEY BEGS MCCAIN (^Stuii^)
  • COUNTDOWN TO OBAMA (ArrStuii)
  • YOU VILL VOTE FOR THE MCCAIN STATES GOVERNATOR (ArrStuii)
  • YOU VILL VOTE FOR ZE MCCAIN ORDERS GOVERNATOR (ArrStuii)
  • STUII OLD(ER) (Monty)
  • BARRACKS OBAMA 0 - 0 JOHN McCLAINE (^Stuii^)
  • BARRACKS OBAMA 0 - 0 JOHN McCLAINE (^Stuii^)
  • BARRACKS OBAMA 3 - 8 JOHN McCLAINE (Lambie)
  • OBAMA FTW (ArrStuii)
  • BUSH SURROUNDS WHITEHOUSE WITH TANKS. BECAUSE OF THE TERRORISTS. (ArrStuii)
  • BUSH ODDLY QUIET ON OBAMA VICTORY. FRANTIC CALLS TO DADDY SUSPECTED. (^Stuii^)
  • STEVE FOSSETT DEFINITELY DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • FACEBOOK REVEALED TO BE GIANT DAIRY, MORE SOON (Quasi_)
  • FUCK YOU (^Stuii^)
  • MICHAEL CRICHTON DEAD (Quasi_)
  • BoE IN UNPRECEDENTED 1.5% RATE CUT TO PAY FOR CHRISTMAS (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: FORMER CHANNEL MEMBER SLAG-OFF-FEST. ON NEXT: FRANTIC MSNING. (^Stuii^)
  • * ^Stuii^ eats muff [^Stuii^] it looks like chocolate but it tastes of something quite different [Dan] Personally I love a cream filled vagina; salty goodness (Quasi_)
  • ON NOW: TIPS FOR DRUNKS, WITH MONTY. ON NEXT: TIPS FOR EVERYONE ELSE, WITH WYRM. (^Stuii^)
  • The Woman Who Gave Birth To The Boy Who Had No Brain (Quasi_)
  • WHO DUNNIT TO MAX (ArrStuii)
  • TANIA DUNNIT CLAIMS TANIA (ArrStuii)
  • APARTHEID (ArrStuii)
  • ITS NOT LIKE THE OLD DAYS (Blu)
  • LONDON! (Quasi)
  • LONDON NODNOL!! (Monty)
  • Deev test my arse Deev I appear to have inserted a vole [Quasi] nah [Quasi] looks more like a gerbil (Lambie)
  • BT CUTS 10,000 (ArrStuii)
  • FUCK YOU. (^Stuii^)
  • FUCK YOU. WE HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE. FUCK OFF. (^Stuii^)
  • THROW AWAY LESS FOOD (^Stuii^)
  • $JOBS-- (^Stuii^)
  • NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION (Quasi)
  • YOURE GOING TO WRECK THE POUND SCREAMS OSBORNE (ArrStuii)
  • STAN BUTLER DEAD ([Deev])
  • XENOPHOBIA FTW (^Stuii^)
  • [Afal] ho! no more wet string for me! *** Afal quit (Ping timeout) *** Afal quit (Ping timeout) *** Afal quit (Ping timeout) (Quasi)
  • WESLEYS: NO. (^Stuii^)
  • DEEV PUBLIC SECTOR FILTH (^Stuii^)
  • DEEV JOINS AUNTIE (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: DEEV JOINS AUNTIE | ON NEXT MASSIVE JOB CUTS AT BBC (sam)
  • FORD ALMOST DEAD (Owf)
  • 20% OFF EVERYTHING YOU STILL CANT AFFORD (sam)
  • STRICTLY NO MORE FOR BBC SERGEANT (^Stuii^)
  • SPAWN OF FEEK ARRIVES (sam)
  • ON NOW: EMPLOYMENT CHAEFING ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: EMPLOYMENT CHAEFING [sam] I AM HAVING A WANK (Owf)
  • The previous topic was an NLA violation. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: #aber Dragons Den. ON LATER: #aber HM Revenue and Customs Investigation (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: #aber Dragons Den. ON LATER: WATCHDOG with that HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN. (^Stuii^)
  • SOMETHING (sam)
  • Deev Its gone all purple here too [NLA/NLR] (StuiiWAR)
  • SECRETARY OF STATE FOR CLINTON (ArrStuii)
  • WOOLWORTHS DOOMED ([Deev])
  • MONDAY: FUCK OFF (sam)
  • TUESDAY: CUNT OFF ([Deev])
  • BROWNS BROKEN BRITAIN BOILS WITH RAGE (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie_] i slept in deevs bed once (Quasi)
  • WOOLWORTHS DEAD ([Deev])
  • FUCK YOUR FACE, WEDNESDAY (sam)
  • MFI DEAD (Owf)
  • WOOLWORTHS NEARLY DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • MFI DEFINITELY DEAD (Owf)
  • MFI & WOOLWORTHS DEFINITELY DEAD (Lambie)
  • WORLD TURNS TO SHIT (^Stuii^)
  • RUMBLE IN MUMBAI RUBBLE MUMBLE (sam)
  • SHANNON MATTHEWS REMAINS UGLY (^Stuii^)
  • BUY NOW OR BRITAIN GETS IT (Lambie)
  • 4 LEGS GOOD. 2 LEGS BETTER. (Lambie)
  • PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST BUY SOMETHING BEGS RETAIL SECTOR (^Stuii^)
  • [Dan] Hmmm, strange. For weeks at a time, nothing much probes my hole, then all of a sudden for a few days the students have a good old poke (^Stuii^)
  • MUMBAI MAY BE OVER (ArrStuii)
  • PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR WAR (ArrStuii)
  • ST ANDREWS DAY: NO ADDITIONAL RACIST OVERTONES, SCOTS ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE DRUNK. (Quasi)
  • FUCK MONDAY ([Deev])
  • FUCK WINTER (^Stuii^)
  • SECSTATE FOR CLINTON (^Stuii^)
  • [slightlymad] I just remembered [slightlymad] i recall i had ten men [slightlymad] I havent had any for 4 days (Lambie)
  • [slightlymad] I just remembered [slightlymad] i recall i had ten men [slightlymad] I havent had any for 4 days [Afal] reminds me of the time i cheated on the first guy who came on me (Quasi)
  • LILY SAVAGED (sam)
  • ARCTIC TERROR ICE GRIP HELL ([Deev])
  • KAREN MATTHEWS GUILTY UNSHOCKER ([Deev])
  • Tired of being the laughing stock of your buddies in the locker room? Tired of not being able to make your girl climax over and over again? What you need is a larger manhood and thicker tool. (^Stuii^)
  • F1 HONDA DEAD ([Deev])
  • KAREN MATTHEWS A LITTLE BIT UNPOPULAR (^Stuii^)
  • EUROVISION FOR NORTON (^Stuii^)
  • KAREN MATTHEWS STILL INCREDIBLY UGLY (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: REALISATION THAT CHILDHOOD DREAMS WILL NEVER COME TRUE ON LATER: BITTERNESS AND DESPAIR (Lambie)
  • 30 YEARS FOR OJ (ArrStuii)
  • FUCK MONDAY ([Deev])
  • BAGPUSS DEAD ([Deev])
  • YOURE GOING TO RUIN THE POUND SCREAMS CAMERON (^Stuii^)
  • Deev Im rammed up until xmas [NLA/NLR] (Quasi)
  • BAN EVIL XMAS RANTS MAD MULLAH (^Stuii^)
  • NEW LABOUR SAVED THE WORLD SAYS EMPEROR IN NEW CLOTHES (ArrStuii)
  • *PLEASE* BUY SOME OF OUR SHIT BEGS WOOLWORTHS (^Stuii^)
  • SOMEBODY MUST STILL NEED DUNLOP PLIMSOLES WAILS WOOLWORTHS (^Stuii^)
  • PDF SHIT HITS FAN IN EE (ArrStuii)
  • NO CHOLERA HYAAH SAYS EVIL MUGAGE (ArrStuii)
  • NO CHOLERA HYAAH SAYS EVIL MUGABE (ArrStuii)
  • FRIDAY BANNED IN SNAP REFERENDUM ([Deev])
  • NO BAILOUT FOR BIG THREE (^Stuii^)
  • MANCHESTER CONGESTION CHARGE DEAD (Owf)
  • DNA D-DAY FOR EE WOXY (ArrStuii)
  • NORA BATTY DEAD (Lambie)
  • WOMAN THROWS SHOES AT BUSH (ArrStuii)
  • FUCK OFF MONDAY (sam)
  • 2 + 2 = 5 (Quasi)
  • ONLY 735 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 2010! BUY NOW! PLEASE! (^Stuii^)
  • SOYLENT GREEN (Quasi)
  • MACAULEY CULKINS SISTER DEAD (sam)
  • ON NOW: HORSES, WITH WYRM. ON NEXT: POLICE STOP, WITH STUII (^Stuii^)
  • BLACK FRIDAY (sam)
  • CUNT OFF BROWNS 2008 BROKEN BRITAIN (ArrStuii)
  • MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD (sam)
  • UK DEAD (sam)
  • WHITTARDS NEXT (ArrStuii)
  • WHITTARDS NEXT. THEN ZAVVI. ([Deev])
  • WHITTARDS DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • WHITTARDS LESS DEAD THAN FIRST ENVISAGED ([Deev])
  • CHRISTMAS EVE *KLAXON* ([Deev])
  • ZAVVI DEAD ([Deev])
  • ZAVVI DEAD. PLEASE BUY SOMETHING, SAY OTHER RETAILERS. (ArrStuii)
  • YEAH MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU CUNTS OR WHATEVER (sam)
  • WORLD WRITHES IN FESTIVE GOOD CHEER HORROR HELL (ArrStuii)
  • [Afal] dyn rams my arse with mangos while i sleep (Lambie)
  • YAY CHRISTMAS WOO LOL XXX LOL (sam)
  • HAROLD PINTER DEAD (Lambie)
  • IS IT OVER YET? ([Deev])
  • NASTY NICK NOT DEAD (Lambie)
  • EARTHA KITT DEAD ([Deev])
  • ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS. BUY NOW. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. (Lambie)
  • HAROLD PINTER AND EARTHA KITT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • WE DO NOT DESTROY THE HERETIC AS LONG AS HE RESISTS US: SO LONG AS HE RESISTS US WE NEVER DESTROY HIM (O_Quasi)
  • WAR ([Deev])
  • HELLO YES WE KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS BUT WERE STILL HERE YELL YIDS IN ISRAEL (ArrStuii)
  • [Lambie] ill have you know im very efficient at packing (NLA/NLR) ([Deev])
  • NOW ADAMS AND USC (ArrStuii)
  • WILL DEEV SURVIVE LONDON? WILL LONDON SURVIVE DEEV? BET NOW! (Quasi)
  • BRACE FOR THE EUROPOUND (ArrStuii)
  • KNIGHTHOOD FOR PRATCHETT, DUKE TITLE NEXT. (Quasi)
  • NOW MORGAN BUST (ArrStuii)
  • MORGAN BUST + Adams slides into administration. Evans next? (Monty)
  • THE PLUS SIGN IS NOT A VALID SUBSTITUTION FOR AND (ArrStuii)
  • AND IS A VALID SUBSTITUTION FOR THE PLUS SIGN (Quasi)
  • AND ITS NOT CORRECT TO START A SENTENCE WITH AND. (ArrStuii)
  • IT IS NOT CORRECT TO END A SENTENCE WITH AND EITHER. (Blu)
  • FUCK OFF 2008 (Lambie)
  • FUCK OFF 2009 (Lambie)
  • FUCK OFF 2009 | YEAH HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR OR WHATEVER YOU CUNTS (sam)
  • ULRIAKAKAK, MINI ME AND COOLIO PREPARE FOR BIG B (ArrStuii)
  • NOTHING HAPPENED, WE SAW NOTHING, YOU ARE IMAGINGING THINGS. (Quasi)
  • NOTHING HAPPENED, WE SAW NOTHING, YOU ARE IMAGINING THINGS. (Quasi)
  • SHRINK REALLY SHIT SAY CITY BOFFINS (ArrStuii)
  • TO CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF THE CHANNEL, ALL WOMEN ARE BANNED FOR THE WHOLE OF SUNDAY (ArrStuii)
  • HARRY IN PAKI RACIST ROW (ArrStuii)

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