Topics from 2003

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These are all the channel topics from 2003, from start to finish.

  • [Reesy] we talking about chris burtenshaw here ? [Reesy] he is a friendly guy ([Deev])
  • The previous topic was quite weak. (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] me, i love poofs [NLA/NLR] (Asan)
  • [^Stuii^] [g] has anal lice [^Stuii^] even more than me (Lambie)
  • [Dyn] if anyone really wants me, I can grease my arse up (parpicus)
  • [Dyn] if anyone really wants me, I can grease my arse up [^Stuii^] Dyn Ive already done that [^Stuii^] Dyn I adore your lips (parpicus)
  • er (^Stuii^)
  • [Dyn] if anyone really wants me, I can grease my arse up [^Stuii^] Dyn Ive already done that [^Stuii^] Dyn I adore your lips (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] one mans hardon is another mans piece (^Woodsta^)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I wonder if Ricey can fill my minge (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I wonder if Ricey can fill my minge [kerni] someone come to Leicester and take me (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I wonder if Ricey can fill my minge [kerni] someone come to Leicester and take me kerni] I tried it with parpicus, but couldnt get into it (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant. (^Woodsta^)
  • [kerni] I wonder if Ricey can fill my minge [kerni] someone come to Leicester and take me [kerni] I tried it with parpicus, but couldnt get into it (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I wonder if Ricey can fill my minge [kerni] someone come to Leicester and take me [kerni] I tried it with parpicus, but couldnt get into it [kerni] even though Id done it before, and he hadnt (^Stuii^)
  • Winter day actually wintry *shocker* (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Im going to get this in my arse [^Stuii^] the best I can expect are a few bottles [^Stuii^] its not going to fit * ^Stuii^ becomes ruthless (^Stuii^)
  • * ^Woodsta^ works hard gay spedding ass (parpicus)
  • * ^Woodsta^ works hard gay spedding ass [eppa] spunk on me too woods (parpicus)
  • * ^Woodsta^ works hard gay spedding ass [eppa] spunk on me too woods [^Woodsta^] I havent had a man for ages (^Shrink^)
  • * kerni gets her plastic knob stuck in and writhes (parpicus)
  • * kerni gets her plastic knob stuck in and writhes [kerni] eppa - dive down into my gusset (parpicus)
  • * kerni gets her plastic knob stuck in and writhes [kerni] eppa - dive down into my gusset [eppa] Ive loaded a roll now (Ricey_)
  • * kerni gets her plastic knob stuck in and writhes [kerni] eppa - dive down into my gusset [eppa] Ive loaded a roll now * gulp drops his kecks (Ricey_)
  • * kerni gets her plastic knob stuck in and writhes [kerni] eppa - dive down into my gusset [eppa] Ive loaded a roll now * gulp drops his kecks [gulp] bury penis (eppa)
  • On Today! Jamie Finally Fucks Off! (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic was set by Mr_Scod and is therefore irrelevant (Shrink)
  • * funcan needs scods arse (parpicus)
  • ^Stuii^ gone less than 24 hours - channel foundations already rattling (parpicus)
  • [eppa] already fucked a cow [eppa] I want to take pigs [eppa] but I was rushing to wank [eppa] as long as we get laid [eppa] yeah, Ill get that moose (gulp)
  • [WoodWARWAR] I fancy scod (Asan)
  • [Mr_Scod] deev, its so small that id never be able to feel you enter (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_Scod] deev, its so small that id never be able to feel you enter [Burt] stuii how wide is scods arse? [^Stuii^]dunno, 120cm or so (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] deev, its so small that id never be able to feel you enter [Burt] stuii how wide is scods arse? [^Stuii^] dunno, 120cm or so (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] deev, its so small that id never be able to feel you enter [Burt] stuii how wide is scods arse? [^Stuii^] dunno, 120cm or so [Burt] ofcourse, it comes out of my arse (gulp)
  • [Mr_Scod] deev, its so small that id never be able to feel you enter [Burt] stuii how wide is scods arse? [^Stuii^] dunno, 120cm or so [Burt] of course, it comes out of my arse (gulp)
  • * Wyrm licks eppas bollocks [Wyrm] hmm salty goodness. (parpicus)
  • Parpicus pulls yet another crap topic out of his arse (Wyrm)
  • * Wyrm licks eppas bollocks [Wyrm] hmm salty goodness. (parpicus)
  • * Wyrm licks eppas bollocks [Wyrm] hmm salty goodness. [Wyrm] roundish red things - delish [Wyrm] bury me with them (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] kernis bush is hairy and offensive (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] kernis bush is hairy and offensiveJudo (Surfr)
  • [^Woodsta^] kernis bush is hairy and offensive (Surfr)
  • ON NOW - #ABER FIGHTS OVER GNOMIE VISITING RIGHTS. (^Woodsta^)
  • [kerni] I like them big and eyewatering (^Woodsta^)
  • IN 2003, WAR WAS BEGINNING. ITS WAR. WAR. (^Woodsta^)
  • [Burt] someone enter my arse [Burt] fist me + perve (gulp)
  • [Burt] someone enter my arse [Burt] fist me + perve [Lambie] you just knew everyone was going to start cranking it down before you enter her (Burt)
  • [Burt] someone enter my arse [Burt] fist me + perve [Burt] shunt dicks up [Burt] top prick parp (gulp)
  • Maverixxx you may or may not be about to enter the channel (Mr_Scod)
  • [James] I like licking my finger and dippping it into the pork pot (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.thinkgeek.co.uk/~ferret/ (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: IS support with Fermit ON LATER: More shits and giggles with http://www.thinkgeek.co.uk/~ferret/ (Burt)
  • Bee Gee Dead http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/2650117.stm (Mr_Scod)
  • [James] about to go down [Lege] eat me raw * kerni slurps peanut (Photon)
  • [James] about to go down [Lege] eat me raw * kerni slurps peanut * ^peanut^ really must mate this year (Photon)
  • [James] about to go down [Lege] eat me raw * kerni slurps peanut * ^peanut^ really must mate this year [^peanut^] I want to ride asan (Photon)
  • [James] about to go down [Lege] eat me raw * kerni slurps peanut * ^peanut^ really must mate this year [^peanut^] I want to ride asan [^peanut^] photon poke me (Photon)
  • [Mr_Scod] I cannot differentiate between my arse and my elbow (parpicus)
  • [Photon] man goo is good (Lambie)
  • [Photon] man goo is good [Burt] i fit in just right (Lambie)
  • [Photon] man goo is good [Burt] i fit in just right [James] my cunt is sweating. fuck me (Lambie)
  • [Photon] man goo is good [Burt] i fit in just right [James] my cunt is sweating. fuck me [Burt] hubbah (Mr_Scod)
  • [Ducki] parp weve all had fraggsta (James)
  • [Ducki] parp weve all had fraggsta [Burt] he obviously prefers me (James)
  • [Ducki] parp weve all had fraggsta [Burt] he obviously prefers me [fraggsta] yeah, Id defecate on burt (parpicus)
  • [Ducki] parp weve all had fraggsta [Burt] he obviously prefers me [fraggsta] yeah, Id defecate on burt [Burt] i want some arse [Ducki] Ill do it (Owf)
  • [James] I had a dodgy yeast infection after scod [James] anal herpes [James] he fucked me essentially (parpicus)
  • [James] I had a dodgy yeast infection after scod [James] anal herpes [James] he fucked me essentially [James] he came on me so we mated (gulp)
  • [James] I had a dodgy yeast infection after scod [James] anal herpes [James] he fucked me essentially [James] he came on me so we mated [James] hes taken me in the bathroom (gulp)
  • [James] I had a dodgy yeast infection after scod [James] anal herpes [James] he fucked me essentially [James] he came on me so we mated [James] hes taken me in the bathroom [sp0d] I do like thick crisp arse like parps (Lambie)
  • [James] I had a dodgy yeast infection after scod [James] anal herpes [James] he fucked me essentially [James] he came on me so we mated [James] hes taken me in the bathroom [sp0d] I do like thick crisp arse like parps [James] so do i (Owf)
  • NLA failure (gulp)
  • [James] I had a dodgy yeast infection after scod [James] anal herpes [James] he fucked me essentially [James] he came on me so we mated [James] hes taken me in the bathroom [sp0d] I do like thick crisp arse like parps (Lambie)
  • [James] I had a dodgy yeast infection after scod [James] anal herpes [James] he fucked me essentially [James] he came on me so we mated [James] hes taken me in the bathroom [sp0d] I do like thick crisp arse like parps [Asan] it felt a bit odd coming on my parents (gulp)
  • http://www.shadow-lord.com/mecca (QuasiO_V)
  • [Wyrm] eppa: i tingle just as you enter me [eppa] you are in flow [Wyrm] feels good [Wyrm] hot, hard and sexy (parpicus)
  • POLICE MURDERED IN ANTI-TERROR RAIDS. ITS WAR. (^^Woodsta)
  • [James] I was raping stuii ([Deev])
  • [James] I was raping stuii [^Woodsta^] Im anal fucking elderly colleague (parpicus)
  • [James] I was raping stuii [^Woodsta^] Im anal fucking elderly colleague [Burt] My first time (James)
  • ON NOW: #aber clips episode ON NEXT: Its not as good as it used to be. ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: #aber clips episode ON NEXT: Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be. (gulp)
  • topic to WAR! WAR HAS BROKEN! THIS IS A WAR! (520268)
  • ON NOW: James and Burt go hard in to the night... (gulp)
  • The previous topic was set by Gulp (James)
  • The previous topic was set by JimBob (gulp)
  • the previous topics were all set by Wesleys (_Ducki)
  • Ducki Sucks (Mr_Scod)
  • [eppa] Im going to bum a cow-orker (Asan)
  • [eppa] Im going to bum a cow-orker * feek applies (QuasiHR)
  • [eppa] Im going to bum a cow-orker * feek applies *Wyrm digs out his cow-orkers hole (shiny)
  • [eppa] Im going to bum a cow-orker * feek applies *Wyrm digs out his cow-orkers hole [feek] work my ass (Lambie)
  • [eppa] Im going to bum a cow-orker * feek applies *Wyrm digs out his cow-orkers hole [feek] work my ass [Lambie] feek ill give you 20p (Mr_Scod)
  • [eppa] Im going to bum a cow-orker * feek applies *Wyrm digs out his cow-orkers hole [feek] work my ass [Mr_Scod] you could butt tease me (Lambie)
  • #aber �On Now:� Charged Sociological Debate �On Next:� Eppa Gets Banned (Lambie)
  • �On Now:� Charged Sociological Debate �On Next:� Eppa Gets Banned (Lambie)
  • [Woodwork] stuiis behind me all the way (QuasLegal)
  • [Woodwork] stuiis behind me all the way [Woodwork] stuii rose to give it to me [Woodwork] it wasnt cybersex (gulp)
  • [Woodwork] stuiis behind me all the way [Woodwork] stuii rose to give it to me [Woodwork] it wasnt cybersex [Lex] I somehow managed to pull it off (Lambie)
  • [Woodwork] stuiis behind me all the way [Woodwork] stuii rose to give it to me [Woodwork] it wasnt cybersex [Lex] I somehow managed to pull it off [burt] this fucking rocks (Mr_Scod)
  • [Woodwork] stuiis behind me all the way [Woodwork] stuii rose to give it to me [Woodwork] it wasnt cybersex [funcan] I like nude stuii (gulp)
  • [Woodwork] stuiis behind me all the way [Woodwork] stuii rose to give it to me [Woodwork] it wasnt cybersex [funcan] I like nude stuii [burt] my genitals are getting hot (QuasiHR)
  • SurfrProject #54387: http://aberllan.nuclear-dawn.com/ (may not resolve for some just yet) (Surfr)
  • [burt] i am hard gay wankerman (parpicus)
  • [James] I hit on shaun last week [James] hes quite cute ([Deev])
  • ergp wildebeast started 12:03 (Lambie)
  • ergp wildebeast �DEAD� Terrorism implicated (Burt)
  • [^Stuii^] I have re-entered the cunt (Asan)
  • WARHEADS FOUND IN IRAQ. ITS WAR. (^Stuii^)
  • [^peanut^] hurrah its gone in (StuiiWAR)
  • [Surfr] I am actually searching google for how to pick up prostitutes (James)
  • http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html (Mr_Scod)
  • [Surfr] give me a homo (shiny)
  • * Fermit just serviced a scouser (^Stuii^)
  • [Duckbeit] hypnos asked me to dress as fran once (Asan)
  • ON NOW: [Duckbeit] hypnos asked me to dress as fran once ON LATER: kerni offers teabagging services (Asan)
  • [Ally] i fiddle kids (shiny)
  • [Ally] im just kid fiddling (Asan)
  • [Ally] i fiddle kids (shiny)
  • [Ally] im just kid fiddling (shiny)
  • AMERICA STATES EMPTY WARHEADS TROUBLING AND SERIOUS. ITS WAR. (^Woodsta^)
  • �IMPORTANT�: Announcement concerning dual channel memberships on �http://www.aber.org.uk/(^Stuii^)
  • �IMPORTANT�: Announcement concerning dual channel memberships on �http://www.aber.org.uk/� - [^Woodsta^] deev feel free to suck ([Deev])
  • REIN, RAUS (^Woodsta^)
  • JUSTIFIED ANCIENT LIBERATION ZULU (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have none of that squirty stuff (^Stuii^)
  • changes topic to TERRY GILLIAM LIKELY TO CAUSE DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH, SAYS MAN (1122809)
  • IRCNET/#aber RECLAIMED (^Stuii^)
  • IRCNET/#aber RECLAIMED. Extra bot put in place. o_|/ wesleys (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: #ABER SPEAKS! (^Woodsta^)
  • ON NOW: #ABER SPEAKS! YNNE OLDE ENGLYFFE! (^Woodfta^)
  • ON NOW: #ABER SPEAKS! YNNE OLDE ENGLYFHE! (^Woodfta^)
  • Actually its more Early Modern English (Gremmie)
  • ON NOW: #ABER SPEAKS! YNNE OLDE ENGLYFHE! (^Woodfta^)
  • ON NOW: #ABER SPEAKS! NO LONGER YNNE OLDE ENGLYFHE! (^Woodsta^)
  • UN ALARM. ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: Anti-football rage ON NEXT: *crank lever* Lets all support england in the world cup! (Asan)
  • [Surfr] bit of intilect (^Stuii^)
  • [James] hmm why has no-one Ive been out with been into skirts or dresses (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] Ive never seen such a massive one, do it to me big boy (James)
  • [kerni] Ive never seen such a massive one, do it to me big boy [Lambie] that gave me nightmares that did (Mr_Scod)
  • [kerni] Ive never seen such a massive one, do it to me big boy [Lambie] that gave me nightmares that did [Lambie] fucked up shit (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] eppa: i would pay to kiss the sweat off your gonads (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] eppa: i would pay to kiss the sweat off your gonads * eppa jacks and creams (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] then there was that time I was fucking a horses used condom (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] then there was that time I was fucking a horses used condom [Parpicus That was no condom... (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant and has been destroyed (^Stuii^)
  • [parpicus] only 50% in my arse [Duck] and mine but the other way round (^Stuii^)
  • [parpicus] only 50% in my arse [Duck] and mine but the other way round [Duck] I know where it is (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] ooook (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] ooook [^Woodsta^] oink (Quasi)
  • [^Woodsta^] ooook [^Woodsta^] oink [^Woodsta^] moo (Mr_Scod)
  • [eppa] ducki feels ripe to me (^Stuii^)
  • Mandatory revision IRC holidays now available - see your local master travel agent (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I am so boned (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I am so boned [eppa] I wanted a black ring but hey (parpicus)
  • [burt] i shall have james (parpicus)
  • ITS WAR (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Woodsta^] hmm, you are such a cute boy eppa [^eppa^] Dave i want to experiment [^Woodsta^] well be fucking tonight [eppa] so regular sex then? (WARpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] hmm, you are such a cute boy eppa [eppa] Dave i want to experiment [^Woodsta^] well be fucking tonight [eppa] so regular sex then? (WARpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] hmm, you are such a cute boy eppa [eppa] Dave i want to experiment [^Woodsta^] well be fucking tonight [eppa] so regular sex then? [Lex] eppa - you are still crap (Mr_Scod)
  • [^Woodsta^] hmm, you are such a cute boy eppa [eppa] Dave i want to experiment [^Woodsta^] well be fucking tonight [eppa] so regular sex then? [Woodwork] fucking and sucking [Woodwork] hot man cunt action (parpicus)
  • [eppa] shake your ass in lambies face [Duck] Im tempted but Id feel awkward (James)
  • [eppa] shake your ass in lambies face [Duck] Im tempted but Id feel awkward [eppa] i release up her ass (shiny)
  • [^Stuii^] id like to groom 4 year olds (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] id like to groom 4 year olds [^Stuii^] starting with... �zebrabomb (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] id like to groom 4 year olds [^Stuii^] starting with... �zebrabomb �[^Stuii^] his nice tight box is mine (parpicus)
  • THE #ABER DIET PLAN WORKS!: JUST. EAT. LESS. FOOD. (MoneyStuii)
  • [Surfr07] managed to squeeze off [Surfr07] ill try group (MoneyStuii)
  • [Surfr07] managed to squeeze off [Surfr07] ill try group [MoneyStuii] my ring likes that (QuasiWAR)
  • * ^Woodsta^ fists stuii [^Stuii^] aye (Asan)
  • [James] I keep semen on the face (QuasiWAR)
  • [James] I keep semen on the face [James] i crave men too (Asan)
  • LET SLIP THE DOGS OF �WAR� (StuiiWAR)
  • [Wyrm] i want anal, parpicus (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] i want anal, parpicus [parpicus] you want cum (QuasiWAR)
  • [Wyrm] i want anal, parpicus [parpicus] you want cum [eppa] I have an annoying piece of foreskin stuck between my two front teeth (Wyrm)
  • [Wyrm] i want anal, parpicus [parpicus] you want cum (eppa)
  • The previous topic couldnt have been less NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] straddle my face and shit, parpicus (parpicus)
  • if the last one was NLA, Im a dutchman (Wyrm)
  • [Wyrm] straddle my face and shit, parpicus (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] straddle my face and shit, parpicus [Wyrm] I could eat you out (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] straddle my face and shit, parpicus [Wyrm] I could eat you out [QuasiWAR] youre a raving bender (Wyrm)
  • [Wyrm] straddle my face and shit, parpicus [Wyrm] I could eat you out [QuasiWAR] youre a raving bender * Wyrm sucks a fishermans friend (QuasiWAR)
  • ON NOW: You FAT CUNT. With Stuii. ON NEXT: #aber Fat Camp ([Deev])
  • *** Woodsta changes topic to Solar Eclipse predicted as stuii drops keys [35% match] [1 matches] ([Saarlax])
  • * [Deev] telephone to request a fuck from a Woman (QuasiWAR)
  • * [Deev] telephones to request a fuck from a Woman (QuasiWAR)
  • * [Deev] telephones to request a fuck from a Woman Deev She refused when I told her I was in Leeds (QuasiWAR)
  • * [Deev] telephones to request a fuck from a Woman Deev She refused when I told her I was in Leeds Deev Despite me telling her FOUR TIMES Im willing to haul-ass (QuasiWAR)
  • [QuasiWAR] I want your meat (burt__)
  • [|kitten|] i have no idea what a penis looks like (Ricey)
  • [|kitten|] i have no idea what a penis looks like [Surfr] I hate fucking (Ricey)
  • [|kitten|] i have no idea what a penis looks like [Surfr] I hate fucking [^Woodsta^] i wank a pearl necklace every morning (Ricey)
  • [QuasiWAR] i feel the need to eat phoenix out from behind (parpGRASS)
  • [QuasiWAR] i feel the need to eat phoenix out from behind * burt eats apple for the first time in years (Photon_)
  • [eppa] DARLING COME HERE, FUCK ME UP THE REAR (James)
  • ON NOW: Surfrs Kitten Commentary. ON NEXT: The Summoning of Moggz (^Stuii^)
  • [Asan] spit roast ducki, mm (^Stuii^)
  • Geek Time (Mr_Scod)
  • The Previous Topic Was Set By Mr Scod! (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Woodwork discusses his fantasies [Woodwork] ELDERLY COLLEAGUE (Asan)
  • [Woodwork] ELDERLY COLLEAGUE [Woodwork] EAT MY DONGER, ELDERLY COLLEAGUE (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] ELDERLY COLLEAGUE [Woodwork] EAT MY DONGER, ELDERLY COLLEAGUE [^Woodsta^] GOOD HEAD GIRL [^WOODSTA^] OOO OOO OOO OO OOO (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] ELDERLY COLLEAGUE [Woodwork] EAT MY DONGER, ELDERLY COLLEAGUE [^Woodsta^] GOOD HEAD GIRL [^Woodsta^] SUP THE CUM (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] ELDERLY COLLEAGUE [Woodwork] EAT MY DONGER, ELDERLY COLLEAGUE [^Woodsta^] GOOD HEAD GIRL [^Woodsta^] SUP THE CUM [^Woodsta^] REIN, RAUS (^Stuii^)
  • * burt frantically kbuggers (^Stuii^)
  • * burt frantically buggers (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] Im entering elderly colleague with a strapon (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] that cute indian [^Woodsta^] arrg, fucking my perfect round arse [kerni] Im entering elderly colleague with a strapon (burt)
  • WAR IS COMING. PREPARE FOR WAR. LET SLIP THE DOGS. (^Woodsta^)
  • CELEBRATE THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF 1973! (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] will someone please give me head. Any hot girls wanna have sex IM me (James)
  • ON NOW: 48 YEAR OLD NEWS: CHURCHILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: 38 YEAR OLD NEWS: CHURCHILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] I havent had a faggot for years (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] I havent had a faggot for years [Woodwork] we used to have faggots quite often (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] I havent had a faggot for years [Woodwork] we used to have faggots quite often [eppa] PUMPING HARD (Wyrm)
  • * eppa sucks on a penis (Asan)
  • * eppa sucks on a penis ^Stuii^] marvellous ^Stuii^] 8 inches wide ^Stuii^] its great (shiny)
  • [^Woodsta^] parpicus is under my foreskin (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] parpicus is under my foreskin [burt] parpicus is under mine too (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta] parpicus is under my foreskin [burt] parpicus is under mine too [eppa] take me. [^Woodsta^] eppa no sweat, fiver entry [eppa] woodsta ok, cool (Asan)
  • ON NOW: The sky at night : NEW SERIES (With Woodsta) (Asan)
  • Deev I Cock Ant n Dec (^Woodsta^)
  • [parpicus] ill be humping arse [parpicus] much cocking has been done (burt)
  • I need to hump woodstas rather vile arse ([Deev])
  • [parpicus] I need to hump woodstas rather vile arse ([Deev])
  • [kerni] I bang stuii and that poof eppa all the time (Asan)
  • [parpicus] I onced boned a moist bush (Surfr)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant ([Deev])
  • ON NOW: Inside the Mind Of A Killer. With ^Woodsta^. (Photon)
  • ITS OFFICIAL: We had more cunts on here last year than the previously (Asan)
  • ITS OFFICIAL: We had more fucks, cunts and hippahs on here last year than the previous year (Asan)
  • [StuiiWAR] they cant prove Im a poof (Asan)
  • [StuiiWAR] they cant prove Im a poof (Asan)
  • * kerni arranges for plumber to come and feel it (Asan)
  • * kerni arranges for plumber to come and feel it [eppa] I need something a bit fruity [Woodwork] STOP KEEPING ME WAITING (Wyrm)
  • [kerni] I have yeast infections in my gusset (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I have yeast infections in my gusset [kerni] and my tits are creamy (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I have yeast infections in my gusset [kerni] and my tits are creamy [^Woodsta^] fab (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I have yeast infections in my gusset [kerni] and my tits are creamy [^Woodsta^] fab [kerni] Ive just had two fags and I dont feel at all sick (Asan)
  • [kerni] I have yeast infections in my gusset [kerni] and my tits are creamy [^Woodsta^] fab [kerni] Ive just had two fags and I dont feel at all sick * Asan smirks at the spinchter entry (QuasiWAR)
  • [kerni] rate my big hairy cock (QuasiWAR)
  • [kerni] rate my big hairy cock [FermitZilla] i lick the cum (shiny)
  • [Surfr] do me good (Ducki)
  • [Nlao] fraggsta: i will fuck your asshole later (MoneyStuii)
  • [Nlao] fraggsta: i will fuck your asshole later [Nlao] fraggsta: you are asking for it (MoneyStuii)
  • [Nlao] fraggsta: i will fuck your asshole later [Nlao] fraggsta: you are asking for it [fraggsta] Nlao, you are so big (MoneyStuii)
  • [James] not hurting at all when I enter the dentist receptionist to fuck her (burt)
  • Impending EppaFailure #34235 - Place bets now (Asan)
  • [shiny] im currently licking muffs (StuiiWAR)
  • * burt deepthroats a chap [burt] *gag* (StuiiWAR)
  • * burt deepthroats a chap [burt] *gag* [shiny] thanks for that cocksuck burt (parpicus)
  • The relationship is a vital and strong one and will remain so, Discuss. [33 marks] (gulp)
  • Shiny Failure in progress. Ringsides Seats Now Available (Lambie)
  • [burt] its by no means a biggie (StuiiWAR)
  • [kerni]my cunny is dripping [kerni] parp has tasted it [kerni] but James refuses to (parpicus)
  • [kerni] my cunny is dripping [kerni] parp has tasted it [kerni] but James refuses to (parpicus)
  • [kerni] my cunny is dripping [kerni] parp has tasted it [kerni] i oil vag and butt good (^Woodsta^)
  • [kerni] my cunny is dripping [kerni] Ciaran popped it open and ate it out (parpicus)
  • [Asan] I tend to walk very fast, so shoes and boots arent as comfy as (kerni)
  • [Asan] I tend to wank very fast (kerni)
  • [Asan] I tend to wank very fast * Lambie recalls ramming a cock through his hand really hurt (Asan)
  • [Surfr_] you want to use a willy ring and toothpaste (^Woodsta^)
  • [Surfr_] you want to use a willy ring and toothpaste [^Stuii^] ah well, it was fun while it lasted (Wyrm)
  • [Surfr_] you want to use a willy ring and toothpaste [^Stuii^] ah well, it was fun while it lasted [^Stuii^] i may be coming this evening (QuasiWAR)
  • [Surfr_] you want to use a willy ring and toothpaste [^Stuii^] ah well, it was fun while it lasted (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic has been withdrawn pending an investigation and some sharp education about the rules of NLA (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] eppa Ill pick you up at the station and you can get my first load (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] eppa Ill pick you up at the station and you can get my first load [Woodwork] eppa will be humping me (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] eppa Ill pick you up at the station and you can get my first load [Woodwork] eppa will be humping me [Woodwork] im obsessed with the thought of eppa (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] eppa Ill pick you up at the station and you can get my first load [Woodwork] eppa will be humping me [Woodwork] im obsessed with the thought of eppa [Woodwork] Im thinking of eppas cock (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] eppa Ill pick you up at the station and you can get my first load [Woodwork] eppa will be humping me [Woodwork] im obsessed with the thought of eppa [Woodwork] Im thinking of eppas cock [burt] those 19 inchers [^Woodsta^] coming thick and fast aah (shiny)
  • [Woodwork] eppa Ill pick you up at the station and you can get my first load [Woodwork] eppa will be humping me [Woodwork] im obsessed with the thought of eppa [Woodwork] Im thinking of eppas cock [burt] those 19 inchers [^Woodsta^] coming thick and fast aah * ^Woodsta^ spunks (parpicus)
  • The previous topic was stood down for the safety of mankind (James)
  • [eppa] stiff as fuck (^Woodsta^)
  • [eppa] stiff as fuck [Ducki] stuff me (Ricey)
  • [eppa] stiff as fuck [Ducki] stuff me [eppa] Ill do it (^Woodsta^)
  • [eppa] stiff as fuck [Ducki] stuff me [eppa] Ill do it tomorrow (Ricey)
  • [eppa] stiff as fuck [Ducki] stuff me [eppa] Ill do it tomorrow [^Woodsta^] do me too (Ducki)
  • [eppa] stiff as fuck [Ducki] stuff me [eppa] Ill do it tomorrow [^Woodsta^] do me too [^Woodsta^] flog me hard (Ricey)
  • [eppa] stiff as fuck [Ducki] stuff me [eppa] Ill do it tomorrow [^Woodsta^] do me too [^Woodsta^] flog me hard [Fermit] you do a blistering se][ fuck... (Ricey)
  • FRIDAY CANCELLED DUE TO ADVERSE WEATHER (Shrink)
  • [eppa] PACK FUCK ME (shiny)
  • [eppa] PACK FUCK ME [Woodwork] give me a huge cunt * Woodwork braces for multifeeding (Asan)
  • [eppa] PACK FUCK ME [Woodwork] give me a huge cunt * Ducki inspects her gash (Asan)
  • [eppa] PACK FUCK ME [Woodwork] give me a huge cunt * Ducki inspects her gash [Woodwork] licking twat is tops (shiny)
  • [eppa] PACK FUCK ME [Woodwork] give me a huge cunt * Ducki inspects her gash [Woodwork] licking twat is tops [eppa] Ill be the laydeeees bit (Asan)
  • [eppa] PACK FUCK ME [Woodwork] give me a huge cunt * Ducki inspects her gash [Woodwork] licking twat is tops [eppa] Ill be the laydeeees bit [eppa] bugger me too (shiny)
  • ON NOW: Computer Support [Bile and bitterness to be resumed shortly] (burt)
  • [gulp] ram the penis up (^Woodsta^)
  • [gulp] tam the penis up * burt stained trousers (gulp)
  • [gulp] ram the penis up * burt stained trousers (gulp)
  • [gulp] ram the penis up [gulp] right up till it tickles my prostate (parpicus)
  • COLUMBIA DEAD: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/2716369.stm (Surfr_)
  • * burt starts to vaguely cok er alive (Fermit)
  • * burt starts to feel cok (Fermit)
  • �On Now:� Brown Side Baiting, with your host Parpicus (Lambie)
  • �On Now:� Brown Side Baiting, with your host parpicus �On Next:� parpicus becomes victim of first ever #aber ban for sexual harrassment. (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: Eerie silence from the iNest. HARD GAY FUCKING suspected (Asan)
  • Channel standing by for iNest tracking data from irc1. iNest #aber, Comm check. (burt)
  • On NOW: Shiny on Pulling birds the Homey Way. On NEXT: Bitterness... (Wyrm)
  • On NOW: Shiny on Pulling birds the Homey Way. On NEXT: Pulling blokes the Ducki way (Wyrm)
  • Alright then, who HASNT been secretly shagging freshers then? (Wyrm)
  • Alright then, who HASNT been secretly shagging freshers? (Wyrm)
  • * lowey has dug a big hole for himself (burt)
  • * lowey has a big hole for himself (burt)
  • ON NOW: WARDialling nostalgia, with eppa and shiny ON NEXT: eppa gets sacked for criminal activities at work ON LATER: Pimping for soup, with eppa, in Kings Cross (Asan)
  • [eppa] Id just been humping 2 butts (Lambie)
  • * ^Stuii^ drinks tea that resembles urine [^Stuii^] its quite nice actually (Asan)
  • * ^Stuii^ drinks tea that resembles urine [^Stuii^] its quite nice actually [Surfr] I only had 23 pints last night (Asan)
  • [Fermit] I need this puss [Asan] youll open it up (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] Ill be very careful not to piss on the rim or anything (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] I ENTER WOMEN AND THEIR KIDS THROUGH THE REAR DOOR (Asan)
  • ARGUMENTATIVE CUNTINESS METER: [0...................|....100] (^Stuii^)
  • ARGUMENTATIVE CUNTINESS METER: [0.....................|..100] (burt)
  • [eppa] I fucking love hip-wresting jeans and g-string panties [eppa] on me (QuasiHR)
  • BRACE FOR GULP (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: is eppa dickless? Discuss based on previous GOHD encounters (Asan)
  • Previous topic removed due to mistake. Eppa does have a dick. Hes just completely lacking any balls (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Dating advice, with eppa ON NEXT: Helpless excuse #435346 (Asan)
  • [James] burt fuck me roughly now (^Stuii^)
  • [James] burt fuck me roughly now [shiny] im sorely tempted to fuck him in a little warm place (^Stuii^)
  • [James] burt fuck me roughly now [shiny] im sorely tempted to fuck him in a little warm place * burt gets offered men (^Stuii^)
  • ARGUMENTATIVE CUNTINESS METER: [0..............|.........100] (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I play with it sometimes (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I play with it sometimes [eppa] *squeeze* (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I play with it sometimes [eppa] *squeeze* [eppa] I reek of sex (QuasiHR)
  • [eppa] I play with it sometimes [eppa] *squeeze* [eppa] I reek of sex [eppa] ram my 1 inch long hump stick (Lambie)
  • [eppa] I play with it sometimes [eppa] *squeeze* [eppa] I reek of sex [eppa] ram my 1 inch long hump stick [eppa] hammer your love tool into my raging butt (Lambie)
  • [eppa] I play with it sometimes [eppa] *squeeze* [eppa] I reek of sex [eppa] ram my 1 inch long hump stick [eppa] hammer your love tool into my raging butt [eppa] cant type - greasy hands (Lambie)
  • [Ricey] i wish to place my penis inside cnych (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] i wish to place my penis inside cnych [Ricey] i get hard thinking about her (parpgrass)
  • [Ricey] i wish to place my penis inside cnych (fraggle)
  • [Ricey] i wish to place my penis inside cnych [Ricey] i get hard thinking about her [Lambie] 10 foot cock in the eye (fraggle)
  • Pendantic argumentitiveness meter [0 ......................|.......100] (burt)
  • Great Britain - its fucking shit, really (fraggsta)
  • [eppa] take my arse [eppa] my dandy little arse (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] get someone to cum on it [kerni] Surelyt not much good, as you just end up sucking it off [kerni] My mum had one and we tried it out. [kerni] tastes strange (Asan)
  • [Mr_Scod] get someone to cum on it [kerni] Surely not much good, as you just end up sucking it off [kerni] My mum had one and we tried it out. [kerni] tastes strange (Asan)
  • [Mr_Scod] get someone to cum on it [kerni] Surely not much good, as you just end up sucking it off [kerni] My mum had one and we tried it out. [kerni] tastes strange [kerni] cunts are good with a slathering of something full fat (Asan)
  • [Wyrm] fucking hell, parp sexes me up (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] fucking hell, parp sexes me up * Wyrm wipes his groin sexually (parpicus)
  • * eppa stuffs a chicken (^Stuii^)
  • * eppa stuffs a chicken * eppa sucks on a hunk (AsanWAR)
  • [eppa] its my mum [shiny] i p0rked her too [shiny] then regretted it for ages [eppa] she wont take you now (AsanWAR)
  • [burt] fuck you lowey [burt_] you stole my man cunt [lowey] I was very drunk [QuasiWAR] i had to loose weight or boys wouldnt like me (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] fuck you lowey [burt_] you stole my man cunt [lowey] I was very drunk [QuasiWAR] i had to loose weight or boys wouldnt like me [Ducki] I am so loose (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] fuck you lowey [burt_] you stole my man cunt [lowey] I was very drunk [QuasiWAR] i had to lose weight or boys wouldnt like me [Ducki] I am so loose (shiny)
  • [burt] fuck you lowey [burt_] you stole my man cunt [lowey] I was very drunk [QuasiWAR] i had to lose weight or boys wouldnt like me [Ducki] I am so loose [lowey] aye, how much do I owe you? (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] fuck you lowey [burt_] you stole my man cunt [lowey] I was very drunk [QuasiWAR] i had to lose weight or boys wouldnt like me [Ducki] I am so loose [lowey] aye, how much do I owe you? [lowey] shit on me (shiny)
  • [burt] fuck you lowey [burt_] you stole my man cunt [lowey] I was very drunk [QuasiWAR] i had to lose weight or boys wouldnt like me [Ducki] I am so loose [lowey] aye, how much do I owe you? [lowey] oh the cuming (QuasiWAR)
  • The previous topic exploded. (^Stuii^)
  • [James] hmm Im lacking taste (^Stuii^)
  • [James] hmm Im lacking taste [James] cor shes nice (^Stuii^)
  • [James] hmm Im lacking taste [James] cor shes nice * kerniWAR spills cum all down her bumstripe (shiny)
  • * parpicus degunks five men (^Stuii^)
  • * parpicus degunks five men [Quasimodo] i couldnt come (shiny)
  • * parpicus degunks five men [^Stuii^] pot as many balls as you can (Quasimodo)
  • [Quasimodo] ooook (parpicus)
  • [Quasimodo] ooook [Lambie] ook (Mr_Scod)
  • [Quasimodo] ooook [Lambie] ook [kerniWAR] ooook (Quasimodo)
  • * kerniWAR marvels at her pretty garlicky chops and licks (^Stuii^)
  • * Stuiizilla eats snot [Stuiizilla] mmmmm (AZilla)
  • * Stuiizilla eats snot [Stuiizilla] mmmmm [DuckArbeit] Im nibbling big sausages (Wyrm)
  • the previous topic was removed due to NLA failure, by Wyrm. It was also unfunny. (AZilla)
  • the topic was partially NLA compliant, and since when has complete un-funniness ever stopped a topic being posted? (Wyrm)
  • No, really. (Stuiizilla)
  • Argumentative Cuntiness Meter [0............................|..100] (Quasizilla)
  • Argumentative Cuntiness Meter [0..............................|100] (Quasizilla)
  • Interest rates cut to 3.75% *TrueShocker* (Wyrm)
  • NO NORTHERNERS (Stuiizilla)
  • * kerni releases her sticky muff juice (parpzilla)
  • * kerni releases her sticky muff juice [StuiiWAR] a spoon will allow me to wolf it all down at once (appe)
  • * kerni releases her sticky muff juice [StuiiWAR] a spoon will allow me to wolf it all down at once * kerni angles her cunt for great suppage (parpicus)
  • * kerni releases her sticky muff juice [StuiiWAR] a spoon will allow me to wolf it all down at once * kerni angles her cunt for great suppage [James] try spurting it over my boyish arse (parpicus)
  • [StuiiWAR] you all want me [lege] sounds good to me :) (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] shiny can that get any smaller? (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] shiny can that get any smaller? [shiny] aye i can (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] shiny can that get any smaller? [shiny] aye i can [James] I love it (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] shiny can that get any smaller? [shiny] aye i can [James] I love it [shiny] i dont wish you to see (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] shiny can that get any smaller? [shiny] aye i can [James] I love it [shiny] i dont wish you to see [shiny] the big version is up (Mr_Scod)
  • [StuiiWAR] I went to the farm to blow the cows, they spurted all over my face (Asan)
  • changes topic to [eppa] Its huge, but theres nothing I can do about that. You will enjoy it when its all the way down, though [�full nla�] (1021318)
  • OFFICIAL PHOTO OF SHINY! http://www.phil-it.be/steve/birthday/101-0107_IMG.html (StuiiWAR)
  • OFFICIAL PHOTO OF SHINY! http://www.phil-it.be/steve/birthday/101-0104_IMG.html (James)
  • OFFICIAL PHOTO OF SHINY! http://www.phil-it.be/steve/birthday/101-0107_IMG.html (James)
  • [eppa] long penis up my arse [eppa] I can feel it (StuiiWAR)
  • * Asan gets off Maureen Lipman (Ducki)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK (Mr_Scod)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod]ooook (LambieWAR)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook (LambieWAR)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook (LambieWAR)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook (LambieWAR)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook [shiny] OOOK (Ducki)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook [shiny] OOOK [QuasiWAR] baaaa (Ducki)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook [shiny] OOOK [QuasiWAR] baaaa [QuasiWAR]moo (Mr_Scod)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook [shiny] OOOK [QuasiWAR] baaaa [QuasiWAR] moo (Mr_Scod)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook [shiny] OOOK [QuasiWAR] baaaa [QuasiWAR] moo [eppa] mooo (Mr_Scod)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook [shiny] OOOK [QuasiWAR] baaaa [QuasiWAR] moo [eppa] mooo [fraggsta] OOk (LambieWAR)
  • [StuiiWAR] OOK [Mr_Scod] ooook [James] ook [eppa] ooooooook [Wyrm] oook [shiny] OOOK [QuasiWAR] baaaa [QuasiWAR] moo [eppa] mooo [fraggsta] OOook (LambieWAR)
  • ON NOW : Peggy Fowler Style Guru! (Mr_Scod)
  • ON NOW : Coding with Surfr (Surfr)
  • ON NOW: WAR | ON NEXT: THERMONUCLEAR DESTRUCTION, GLOBAL (ShrinkWAR)
  • ON NOW: WAR | ON NEXT: THERMONUCLEAR DESTRUCTION, GLOBAL. FEATURING DESPERATE OFFERS FOR COPULATION BY CHANNEL MEMBERS AS THE WORLD ENDS (fraggsta)
  • [burt] OK GUYS I HAVE FINALLY EVEN SHOCKED MY SELF....I HOPE I DIDNT RUIN MY COOTER FOR EVER....LAST NIGHT MY NEW BOYFRIEND GOT HIS ENTIRE FIST IN MY LOVE TACO....PEDRO THE TACO EATER WOULD HAVE BEEN OFFENDED.....WE FILMED THE ENTIRE THING...HOT SAUCE AND GUACAMOLE AND ALL....... (QuasiWAR)
  • ON NOW: Real relationship advice, with the expert in the studio, Eppa (Asan)
  • [eppa] I am eager to prove myself to you, Scod (^Stuii^)
  • ONE NOW: The Eppa monologue hour (eppa)
  • ON NOW: The Eppa monologue hour (eppa)
  • ON NOW: The Eppa failure hour (rpt) (Asan)
  • ON NOW: [cancelled due to lack of interest] (Quasimodo)
  • [Owf] surfr is randy [Surfr] I only need some washed whores (eppa)
  • [Owf] surfr is randy [Surfr] I only need some washed whores [James] i masturbate chimps for fun (Lambie)
  • [Owf] surfr is randy [Surfr] I only need some washed whores [James] i masturbate chimps for fun [James] busted the Cadets too (Quasimodo)
  • [Owf] surfr is randy [Surfr] I only need some washed whores [James] i masturbate chimps for fun [James] busted the Cadets too [shiny] touch your sack, not iraq [shiny] i have (Quasimodo)
  • [Owf] surfr is randy [Surfr] I only need some washed whores [James] i masturbate chimps for fun [James] busted the Cadets too [shiny] touch your sack, not iraq [shiny] i have [Quasimodo] i prefer butts (Owf)
  • [Owf] surfr is randy [Surfr] I only need some washed whores [James] i masturbate chimps for fun [James] busted the Cadets too [shiny] touch your sack, not iraq [shiny] i have [Quasimodo] i prefer butts [burt] well it went in my mouth, i didnt like the taste so i spat it out (Mr_Scod)
  • [Lambie] You all suck, but I want to suck your cocks anyway (James)
  • [burt] I soon started furiously wanking over jim (LambieFYA)
  • [burt] I soon started furiously wanking over jim * burt_ is now known as buty (James)
  • ON NOW: Highly trained operatives (gulp) bravely defend Hugh Owen from disaster (burt)
  • The Previous Topic Was Burnt. Causing Confusion to All. (GulpDesk)
  • * kerni fishes in her fur-bowl and finds cunt slop (parpicus)
  • * kerni fishes in her fur-bowl and finds cunt slop [fraggsta] my mothers pants have real problems (GulpDesk)
  • [Shrink] evil, evil [Photon] evil [GulpDesk] evil (kerni)
  • [Shrink] evil, evil [Photon] evil [GulpDesk] evil [QuasiWAR] evil (kerni)
  • [Shrink] evil, evil [Photon] evil [GulpDesk] evil [QuasiWAR] evil [kerni] evil (QuasiWAR)
  • [Shrink] evil, evil [Photon] evil [GulpDesk] evil [QuasiWAR] evil [kerni] evil [James] evil (^Lambie^)
  • ON NOW: Course text book wheeler-dealing ON LATER: Bankruptcy with Burt (burt)
  • [sp0d] why not just plug my anus? [sp0d] my box is shaved [sp0d] people want it [sp0d] a lot of people (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] why not just plug my anus? [sp0d] my box is shaved [Blu] i shaved the pubic area (parpicus)
  • KERNI IN REVOLTING SECOND HAND BOG PAPER HABIT *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • [Surfr] set me up the Bestiality (Shrink)
  • [Surfr] set me up the Bestiality [Surfr] this shit is so cool (James)
  • [Surfr] set me up the Bestiality [Surfr] this shit is so cool [Surfr] I cant escape fisting (James)
  • [James] I bum men (^Stuii^)
  • [Surfr] 5 minute pussy stroking session [Surfr] progress is goood (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] i caught cousin wanking on the sofa [burt] hes come now [burt] nice and short (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] i caught cousin wanking on the sofa [burt] hes come now [burt] nice and short [burt] thats a good moan (James)
  • [burt] i caught cousin wanking on the sofa [burt] hes come now [burt] nice and short [burt] thats a good moan [Owf] fuck me sideways [Owf] that absolutely gorgeous man is rodding it in [Owf] *roll eyes* (Asan)
  • [burt] i caught cousin wanking on the sofa [burt] hes come now [burt] nice and short [burt] thats a good moan [Owf] fuck me sideways [Owf] that absolutely gorgeous man is rodding it in [Owf] *roll eyes* [James] efforts are onging to find stuii and parps mancunts (burt)
  • [burt] i caught cousin wanking on the sofa [burt] hes come now [burt] nice and short [burt] thats a good moan [Owf] fuck me sideways [Owf] that absolutely gorgeous man is rodding it in [Owf] *roll eyes* [James] efforts are ongoing to find stuii and parps mancunts (burt)
  • [kerni] Wyrm, come rub soapy water over my boobs (Shrink)
  • [shin0r] i have chosen to explore the HARD GAY FUCKIN avenue (Asan)
  • [shin0r] i have chosen to explore the HARD GAY FUCKING avenue (Asan)
  • [shin0r] i have chosen to explore the HARD GAY FUCKING avenue [shin0r] it was ace (Asan)
  • [shin0r] i chose to explore the HARD GAY FUCKING avenue [shin0r] it was ace [shin0r] it was actually quite satisfying to be in control of his sexy arse (Asan)
  • [eppa] hmm, BT called - Yeah, Im outside your flat now Right. Im at work. EPPA FAILURE #189727417 (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] hmm, BT called - Yeah, Im outside your flat now Right. Im at work. EPPA FAILURE #189727417 [eppa] woodsta was at home all along but I didnt know EPPA FAILURE #189727418 (QuasiWAR)
  • Eppa fails to get phone line installed. Local broadband prevention act drafted/ (^Stuii^)
  • Eppa fails to get phone line installed. Local broadband prevention act drafted. (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] lambie you can have my semen for a tenner (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] lambie you can have my semen for a tenner [burt] mine is much smaller (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] lambie you can have my semen for a tenner [burt] mine is much smaller [Woodwork] I havent had any meat for days (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] it takes me 4 hours to wank [kerni] eppa stop being so selfish [kerni] I demand you come immediately (^Stuii^)
  • [Duckifer] Id do that Jesu (beelzeparp)
  • [Duckifer] Id do that jesus (beelzeparp)
  • ON NOW: jovial banter with Shrink and QuasiHR ON NEXT: BITTERNESS, HATRED, DEATH, WAR, GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR DESTRUCTION (Shrink)
  • ARMY DEPLOYED TO GUARD LONDON. THIS IS A WAR. ITS WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • [QuasiWAR] set yourself up the man [James] would I have to swallow [QuasiWAR] im not sure about the liquid [James] I cannot swallow (StuiiWAR)
  • [kerni] I have a little patch of shaved hair (^Stuii^)
  • * burt reams a shitty bottom (QuasiWAR)
  • * burt reams a shitty bottom [burt] why is it so good? (QuasiWAR)
  • * burt reams a shitty bottom [burt] why is it so good? [eppa] I like to receive golden showers (QuasiWAR)
  • * burt reams a shitty bottom [burt] why is it so good? [eppa] I like to receive golden showers [Woodwork] as we are all up its anal cunt (burt)
  • * burt reams a shitty bottom [burt] why is it so good? [eppa] I like to receive golden showers [Woodwork] asan is up all our cunts (burt)
  • The previous topic was too weak to survive (QuasiWAR)
  • Burt is too weak to survive (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] niiice ring [eppa] nice ring [eppa] Im going to do that [eppa] uhh dude [shiny] this is fucked up (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] niiice ring [eppa] nice ring [eppa] Im going to do that [eppa] uhh dude [shiny] this is fucked up [Fermit] shiny did you come? (QuasiWAR)
  • WAR. THIS IS NOT A DRILL (QuasiWAR)
  • [lowey] floppies suck [QuasiWAR] use a HARD ONE (eppa)
  • [WoodWAIL] my mother has parp in her cunt (parpicus)
  • the previous topic was a NLA failure (parpicus)
  • [gulp] I present my arse to the channel and hope that you will all abuse it (parpicus)
  • [gulp] I present my arse to the channel and hope that you will all abuse it [parpicus] sniff it [burt] smells of shit (gulp)
  • [gulp] I present my arse to the channel and hope that you will all abuse it [parpicus] sniff it [burt] smells of shit [parpicus] asan lusts for it (burt)
  • [gulp] I present my arse to the channel and hope that you will all abuse it [parpicus] sniff it [burt] smells of shit [parpicus] asan lusts for it [James] i stuff mine in too (burt)
  • [gulp] I present my arse to the channel and hope that you will all abuse it [sp0d] I was in and out (parpicus)
  • [burt] i get it up every morning [parpicus] gets me through the day [burt] you slag parp (gulp)
  • [burt] i get it up every morning [parpicus] gets me through the day [burt] you slag parp [parpicus] I want your pubes (gulp)
  • [sp0d] Ill be fine *shocker* (James)
  • [Ducki] how long is your penis burt [burt] ooh, about 2 inches (gulp)
  • the previous topic was - allegedly - not NLA (gulp)
  • the previous topic was - �DEFINATELY� - not NLA (burt)
  • the previous topic was just wrong, sickening and quite frankly disgusting. (gulp)
  • [Newkie] Day 13 in the iNest: Still no sign of broadband, eppa enters the diary room. Maybe... Elsewhere, Woodsta attempts to stretch the �1.20 shopping budget (Asan)
  • [Newkie] Day 13 in the iNest: Still no sign of broadband, eppa enters the diary room. Maybe... Elsewhere, Woodsta attempts to stretch the �1.20 shopping budget [/Newkie] (Asan)
  • TROOPS MAINTAIN TERROR ALERT (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I need a ho (Asan)
  • WAR IS LOOMING. TERRORISM IMMINENT. THIS IS NEARLY A WAR. WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • WAR IS LOOMING. TERRORISM IMMINENT. THIS IS NEARLY A WAR. WAR. ITS WAR. (eppa)
  • [eppa] it is incredibly painful to insert and remove (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: EppaArgument #58433. ON NEXT: Crushing humliation and extentions to infolines (StuiiWAR)
  • [Wyrm] ooooook (StuiiWAR)
  • NLA Failure (Wyrm)
  • [Wyrm] ooooook (StuiiWAR)
  • [Wyrm] ooooook [Owf] ooooook (LambieGAH)
  • [Wyrm] ooooook [Owf] ooooook [kerni] ook (LambieGAH)
  • [Wyrm] ooooook [Owf] ooooook [kerni] ook [Saarlax] oook (LambieGAH)
  • [Asan] eat cum (eppa)
  • [Asan] eat cum [Asan] eppa eat it (StuiiWAR)
  • [Asan] eat cum [Asan] eppa eat it [Asan] eppa you will eat (StuiiWAR)
  • [Asan] eat cum [Asan] eppa eat it [Asan] eppa you will eat it [eppa] sure, why not [eppa] aah, spermy (shiny)
  • [Asan] eat cum [Asan] eppa eat it [Asan] eppa you will eat it [eppa] rub my prostate (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: eppa attempts pulling ON NEXT: And heres what you could have won! (Asan)
  • *** Saarlax sets mode: -o switzerland (StuiiWAR)
  • WAR ALERT: YELLOW (StuiiWAR)
  • WAR ALERT: BROWN (eppaWAR)
  • PLEASE ENTER CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO CONTINUE (burt)
  • [DCIBurt] that markbaa is picking me up (James)
  • ON NOW: Nation awakes to TERROR (burt)
  • ON NOW: Nation awakes to TERROR WAR (burt)
  • Seven die in columbia crash, cow gets a stiff neck http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/02/12/sprj.colu.sick.animals/index.html (burt)
  • [Shrink] I once blocked ciarans loo with one of my shits (James)
  • The previous topic was set by James. (Shrink)
  • [eppa] I wish to fiddle with parpicus (parpicus)
  • [eppa] I wish to fiddle with parpicus * Wyrm just spent 5 minutes buttering up his bottom (eppa)
  • [eppa] I wish to fiddle with parpicus * Wyrm just spent 5 minutes buttering up his bottom [QuasiWAR] I too crave his tight, sexy butt-hole (parpicus)
  • [eppa] I wish to fiddle with parpicus * Wyrm just spent 5 minutes buttering up his bottom [QuasiWAR] I too crave his tight, sexy butt-hole [Woodwork] i could spunk up it all day (parpicus)
  • [eppa] bum bum bum bum bum (Asan)
  • [eppa] I wish to fiddle with parpicus * Wyrm just spent 5 minutes buttering up his bottom [QuasiWAR] I too crave his tight, sexy butt-hole [Woodwork] i could spunk up it all day [eppa] bum bum bum bum bum (QuasiHR)
  • DEFCON: 3 (StuiiWAR)
  • DEFCON: 2 (QuasiWAR)
  • # kernWAR goes in search of male syrup (QuasiWAR)
  • * kernWAR goes in search of male syrup (QuasiWAR)
  • ON NOW: Watching war unfold ON LATER: Nuclear winter, apocalypse etc. (BurtWAR)
  • [kernWAR] BurtWAR your penis seems very tiny to me [kernWAR] im used to huge ones (parpWAR)
  • NOT OFFICE FRIENDLY (BurtWAR)
  • ALWAYS A VOYAGE OF DISCOVERY [NOT OFFICE FRIENDLY] (QuasiWAR)
  • WELL SOME OF THE CROWD ARE ON THE PITCH (StuiiWAR)
  • FOUR TERRORISTS ARRESTED IN LANGLEY, BERKSHIRE *TRUESHOCKER* (StuiiWAR)
  • [eppa] Im going to pump stuii hard (Lambie)
  • [eppa] Im going to pump stuii hard [eppa] Im going to have asan too (parpicus)
  • [eppa] argh, Ive just gone deaf in my left ear [eppa] oh wait, no I havent (QuasiWAR)
  • ARGUMENTATIVE CUNT-O-METER [0.............|.......................100] (^Stuii^)
  • [|kitten|] damnit i need to find dick (^Stuii^)
  • [|kitten|] damnit i need to find dick [kerni] fuck me and my coursemates (^Stuii^)
  • [|kitten|] damnit i need to find dick [kerni] fuck me and my coursemates [|kitten|] would you like to join in (^Stuii^)
  • DOLLY THE SHEEP DEAD (Lambie)
  • [fraggsta] oooooooooooook (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] right, just for that Im going to tell you the dream I had about you, ^Stuii^ [kerni] I was pretending to be a boy and a big sticky net and some octupusses were involved and I was giving you a blow job and you wouldnt come and it was very annoying [kerni] and I stuck my finger up your arse [NLANLR (^Stuii^)
  • WAR RALLY IN LONDON. MILLIONS DEAD^H^H^H^HATTEND (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] parpicus cut out my cunt with a chain saw, and spat on it (parpicus)
  • the previous topic was offensive. And an NLA failure. (parpicus)
  • * burt inserts plastic buttplug in Ricey (parpicus)
  • * burt inserts plastic buttplug in Ricey [James] we paid 90 quid for a good time (burt)
  • * burt inserts plastic buttplug in Ricey [James] we paid 90 quid for a good time [Lex] Id have had yer for 70 (burt)
  • [funcan] Hmmm, smear homosexual vicars on me (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I normally wash my vag - dont you? (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I normally wash my vag - dont you? [Asan] you need to sluice that with bleach, kerni (parpicus)
  • topic to [kerni] right, just for that Im going to tell you the dream I had about you, ^Stuii^ [kerni] I was pretending to be a boy and a big sticky net and some octupusses were involved and I was giving you a blow job and you wouldnt come and it was very annoying [kerni] and I stuck my finger up your arse [NLANLR] ([13:04])
  • [eppa] oh, its tiny (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] oh, its tiny [eppa] 8==o eppa] theres my willy (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] oh, its tiny [eppa] 8==o [eppa] theres my willy (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] oh, its tiny [eppa] 8==o [eppa] theres my willy [WoodworkPUMP] that cock gets so sticky (parpicus)
  • [eppa] Im just up for doing it [Woodwork] mmkay, Ill go with the foil routine then [eppa] not too much oil though [eppa] rub it in [Woodwork] why not simply eat it raw (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] Im just up for doing it [Woodwork] mmkay, Ill go with the foil routine then [eppa] not too much oil though [eppa] rub it in [Woodwork] why not simply eat it raw [eppa] what, should we be fucking (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] Im just up for doing it [Woodwork] mmkay, Ill go with the foil routine then [eppa] not too much oil though [eppa] rub it in [Woodwork] why not simply eat it raw [eppa] what, should we be fucking? (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] Im just up for doing it [Woodwork] mmkay, Ill go with the foil routine then [eppa] not too much oil though [eppa] rub it in [Woodwork] why not simply eat it raw [eppa] what, should we be fucking? [eppa] Im going to eat love spunk tonight (burt)
  • [eppa] Im just up for doing it [Woodwork] mmkay, Ill go with the foil routine then [eppa] not too much oil though [eppa] rub it in [Woodwork] why not simply eat it raw [eppa] what, should we be fucking? [eppa] Im going to eat spunk tonight (burt)
  • ON NOW: Afternoon Slacker Exodus. ON NEXT: Complaints of boredom (^Stuii^)
  • �ON NOW:� The Night Shift. With high-roof transit and master brick. Crap interludes by Gulp. Refereed by Parpicus. (Ricey)
  • [LambieFYA] i am a big fan of anal munch (gulp)
  • [LambieFYA] i am a big fan of anal munch [burt] hmm i can still taste your knickers when i burp (Lambie)
  • [LambieFYA] i am a big fan of anal munch [burt] hmm i can still taste your knickers when i burp [QuasiHR] EAT IT (eppa)
  • [LambieFYA] i am a big fan of anal munch [burt] hmm i can still taste your knickers when i burp [QuasiHR] EAT IT [^Stuii^] student cum (eppa)
  • ON NOW: eppaBay - More obsolete items for greater than new prices! (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Woodstas Chopper ON LATER: Kernis Face (Mr_Scod)
  • ON NOW: Woodstas Chopper ON LATER: Kernis Grinding Face (Mr_Scod)
  • ON NOW: Various Channel Members join and decry the changes to news.bbc.co.uk. WE KNOW (QuasiHR)
  • [^Stuii^] im always riddled with scat because I eat shit, not because of asan (burt)
  • NLA FAILURE (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] that makes me think of horst [burt] it is big (James)
  • [Lex] Eppas cock *ruined* my life (kerni)
  • [Lex] eppas cock *ruined* my life (kerni)
  • [Lex] eppas cock *ruined* my life [eppa] free blowjobs all round (Wyrm)
  • [Lex] eppas cock *ruined* my life [eppa] free blowjobs all round [Ducki] panty wank me (James)
  • NLA failure (rpt) (Ducki)
  • [Kerni] cram nuts into my oral cavity (Asan)
  • [James] bmy current choice of man doesnt satisfy me (^Stuii^)
  • [James] my current choice of man doesnt satisfy me (^Stuii^)
  • [James] my current choice of man doesnt satisfy me [QuasiHR] i believe that arse is mine (James)
  • [Lambie] James: Dont worry baby, you dont need any of them now that you have me. (James)
  • [eppa] a mans dick [eppa] fascinating [eppa] push it into me (shiny)
  • MILITANT MARCH COMES 8 DAYS EARLY (^Stuii^)
  • [DuckArbeit] I want a first year girl (QuasiWAR)
  • [DuckArbeit] I want a first year girl [DuckArbeit] I porked her (James)
  • [DuckArbeit] I want a first year girl [DuckArbeit] I might try smegs breast tonight (QuasiWAR)
  • [DuckArbeit] I want a first year girl [DuckArbeit] I might try smegs breast tonight [kerni] If I turn up at, say, 4.30 will you all wank me? (Lambie)
  • Topic for #aber: [DuckArbeit] I want a first year girl [DuckArbeit] I might try smegs breast tonight [kerni] If I turn up at, say, 4.30 will you all wank me? (Surfr)
  • Topic for #aber: [DuckArbeit] I want a first year girl [DuckArbeit] I might try smegs breast tonight [kerni] If I turn up at, say, 4.30 will you all wank me? [kerni] Im going to be wanking you then taking advantage of you (Surfr)
  • [Woodwork] OOOOK (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] OOOOK [QuasiWAR] OOOK [Duck] meow [Lambie] ee aw (Duck)
  • [Woodwork] OOOOK [QuasiWAR] OOOK [Duck] meow [Lambie] ee aw [Duck] moo (Duck)
  • [Woodwork] OOOOK [QuasiWAR] OOOK [Duck] meow [Lambie] ee aw [Duck] moo [^Stuii^] ook (Mr_Scod)
  • [Woodwork] OOOOK [QuasiWAR] OOOK [Duck] meow [Lambie] ee aw [Duck] moo [^Stuii^] ook [^Stuii^] baaa (Duck)
  • [Woodwork] OOOOK [QuasiWAR] OOOK [Duck] meow [Lambie] ee aw [Duck] moo [^Stuii^] ook [^Stuii^] baaa [Saarlax] hisssss (QuasiWAR)
  • [Woodwork] OOOOK [QuasiWAR] OOOK [Duck] meow [Lambie] ee aw [Duck] moo [^Stuii^] ook [^Stuii^] baaa [Saarlax] hisssss [QuasiWAR] moo (Mr_Scod)
  • There will be no foolish farmyard noises (^Stuii^)
  • ^Stuii^ changes topic to baa (Mr_Scod)
  • [BlueDragon] cock is quite nice (James)
  • [pinkun] BlueDragon is taking me [BlueDragon] cock is quite nice (James)
  • [pinkun] BlueDragon is taking me [BlueDragon] cock is quite nice [pinkun] fuck my arse (James)
  • Argumentitive Cuntyness meter [0.....................|.....100] (Burt)
  • The previous topic contained a spelling error and was destroyed (Photon)
  • Cuntyness Meter [0............................|.100] (Burt)
  • Non Specific Meter [0............................|.100] (Burt)
  • Non Specific Meter [0..............|...............100] (Burt)
  • The previous topic was set by Burt (James)
  • The previous topic was set by James (fraggsta)
  • The previous topic was set by fraggsta (Photon_)
  • The previous topic was set by Photon_ (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was set by ^Stuii^ (James)
  • The previous topic was set by James (Burt)
  • The previous topic was set by Burt (fraggsta)
  • The previous topic was set by fraggsta (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was set by ^Stuii^ (Photon_)
  • The previous topic was set by Photon_ ([Deev])
  • The previous topic was set by [Deev] (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was set by ^Stuii^ (Burt)
  • The previous topic was set by Burt (Quasimodo)
  • The previous topic was set by Quasimodo (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic formed part of some sort of competition, and was set by ^Stuii^ (Quasimodo)
  • National *wuffles* Eppa Day (James)
  • [fraggsta] I love a nice sensitive bottom (Lambie)
  • [fraggsta] I love a nice sensitive bottom [lowey] Burt already tried to get me that way (James)
  • GNARLOMETER [0...........................|.......10] (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] oh that was cream? I didnt dare try it it looked a little TOO yellow (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] oh that was cream? I didnt dare try it it looked a little TOO yellow [eppa] I have that taste in my mouth (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] oh that was cream? I didnt dare try it it looked a little TOO yellow [eppa] I have that taste in my mouth * Mr_Scod has come all over his arms (Asan)
  • [Burt] oh that was cream? I didnt dare try it it looked a little TOO yellow [eppa] I have that taste in my mouth * Mr_Scod has come all over his arms [shiny] ever had a boy go down on you? (eppa)
  • The Previous Topic Was An Eppa Failure (Mr_Scod)
  • I Have Failed (Mr_Scod)
  • [Lex] James can i munch on your cock and balls? [Lambie] shove a spoon up your arse while screaming THE CHICKENS ARE COMING (Burt)
  • ON NOW: Aberites vanish without trace, channel silent ON NEXT: It might be terrorism (Burt)
  • #aber why wasnt Gremmie invited? (Gremmie)
  • Why wasnt Gremmie invited? (Gremmie)
  • IRC IS �EVIL�, *SHOCKER* http://www.theregister.com/content/55/29433.html (gulp)
  • [eppa] cunt isnt going to satisfy me [Woodwork] eppa i will sex you (Shrink)
  • [eppa] cunt isnt going to satisfy me [Woodwork] eppa i will sex you [eppa] I blow my load on men (shiny)
  • GNARLOMETER [0....................|..10] (QuasiHR)
  • SINNERS! (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] you really are a little man, arent you, shiny? [kerni] although it is thanks to you that I was able to enlighten my housemate as to what a dirty sanchez was [kerni] by demonstration, I hasten to add (QuasiHR)
  • [Lex] Ive introduced a friend to my poo and now shes enjoying it (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Militant March Preparation Excercises. ON NEXT: iFlounce (^Stuii^)
  • * lowey is amazed by the length of his dildo (^Stuii^)
  • * lowey is amazed by the length of his dildo [lowey] does a dildo come? (shiny)
  • * lowey is amazed by the length of his dildo [lowey] does a dildo come? [lowey] OOoook (Lambie)
  • [Burt] i was inside fucking a dog (Burt)
  • [Burt] i was inside fucking a dog [QuasiHR] fuck its shit [Owf] its one of the best things you can do to improve your quality of life (shiny)
  • [Burt] i was inside fucking a dog [QuasiHR] fuck its shit [Owf] its one of the best things you can do to improve your quality of life* kerni eats eppas creamy ooze (Burt)
  • [Burt] i was inside fucking a dog [QuasiHR] fuck its shit [Owf] its one of the best things you can do to improve your quality of life * kerni eats eppas creamy ooze (Burt)
  • [Asan] and with being dominant, its a pain I have to bear (^Stuii^)
  • [ciaran] my ring just ripped twice, and ive not been piling anything out of the ordinary into it (shiny)
  • STOP PRESS: Mr_Sod has �RETURNED� from the football (Burt)
  • STOP PRESS: Mr_Scod has �RETURNED� from the football (Burt)
  • [Burt] i can get five meals out of a pair of underwear (Ricey)
  • KERNI IN SORDID CHANNEL MEMBER BED SHARING REVELATIONS *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • [James] my best dream that I can remember is about someone coming from the rear (^Stuii^)
  • [James] my best dream that I can remember is about someone coming from the rear [Burt] wank [Burt] i have to admit last time i did that it ended up being less than chivalric (James)
  • [fraggsty] oooook (QuasiHR)
  • [Woodwort] right Im going home to eat a hunk (kerni)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass (shiny)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today (shiny)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse (Stink)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping (^Stuii^)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping [Burt] James its really hard to read (^Stuii^)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping [Burt] James its really hard (^Stuii^)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping [Burt] James its really hard [James] 7.49+VAT for a ream (QuasiHR)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping [Burt] James its really hard [James] 7.49+VAT for a ream [James] 45 quid for a rape (shiny)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping [Burt] James its really hard [James] 7.49+VAT for a ream [James] 45 quid for a rape [QuasiHRT] id consider it.. james is big (shity)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping [Burt] James its really hard [James] 7.49+VAT for a ream [James] 45 quid for a rape [QuasiHRT] id consider it, and i can afford it (^Stuii^)
  • [Surft] mmm, faggot ass [^Stuii^] its shinys [James] ITS NOT [Stink] Ive had 10 men today [James] set me up the burt arse [burt] for much groping [Burt] James its really hard [James] 7.49+VAT for a ream [James] 45 quid for a rape [QuasiHRT] id consider it, and i can afford it [Stink] probably worth c (^Stuii^)
  • CRITICAL MASS (^Stuii^)
  • [Quasimoto] ah, a penis (shiny)
  • [Quasimoto] ah, a penis [^Lex^] over-used leper cock [James] thats a lot of cock (shiny)
  • [Quasimoto] ah, a penis [^Lex^] over-used leper cock [James] thats a lot of cock [Surfr] fraggs cock is the nicest (parpGRASS)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
  • Duct accidentally squirts all over (Wyrm)
  • On Now: Wyrm fails to find a sense of humour. On Next: Bitterness... (Wyrm)
  • MILITANT MARCH LOOMS (Asan)
  • [Ducki] rim my arse (shiny)
  • [Ducki] rim my arse [Ducki] oooooooo (shiny)
  • [Ducki] rim my arse [Ducki] oooooooo [Surfr] i rim it loads [Surfr] then the minge (shiny)
  • Give up shiny (Ducki)
  • WELLARD DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • iNest DSL Active (Burt)
  • [Woodwork] Ill be fiddling eppas tits this weekend (Asan)
  • * Woodwork narrowly avoids being sucked again (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Militant March Preview ON LATER: Militant March [rpt] (Burt)
  • ON NOW: Militant March Preview ON LATER: Militant March [rpt] NO IT WONT BE (shiny)
  • ON NOW: Militant March Preview ON LATER: Militant March [rpt] (Burt)
  • ON NOW: Stuiis domain name jumble sale. ON NEXT: That twat from bargain hunt (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] duct is a small tart (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] and there it was an inch high (Lambie)
  • MILITANT MARCH: 3 HOURS AND COUNTING (^Stuii^)
  • MILITANT MARCH: 30 MINS AND COUNTING (^Woodsta^)
  • MILITANT MARCH: T MINUS 23 MINUTES AND COUNTING - INTERNET DESTABILISING AS WE SPEAK (Burt)
  • ON 01/03/03, WAR WAS BEGINNING (^Woodsta^)
  • ON 01/03/03, WAR WAS BEGINNING. ITS WAR. WAR WERE DECLARED. THIS IS A WAR. (^Woodsta^)
  • ON 01/03/03, WAR WAS BEGINNING. ITS WAR. WAR WERE DECLARED. THIS IS A WAR. MILITANT MARCH NOW IN SESSION. (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] stuii, did you do group? (^Stuii^)
  • THIS IS MILITANT MARCH. ASSUME THE POSITION. (Lambie)
  • [Lambie] but im getting a groovy humper for 17 quid all in (^Stuii^)
  • Deev Now which boy can do me? [sp0d] I can if fucked (^Stuii^)
  • Im finding the content lacking at 04:00 of late, I demand somebody is around to have stimulating conversation with me at �all� times (burt)
  • Im finding the content lacking at 04:00 of late, I demand somebody is around to provide stimulating conversation at �all� times (burt)
  • [kerni] so I go and stand behind him holding my cucumber (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] so I go and stand behind him holding my cucumber [Burt] i just sprayed myself with yoghurt (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] so I go and stand behind him holding my cucumber [Burt] i just sprayed myself with yoghurt * kerni gets a suspicion her housemates have been experimenting with her vag (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] so I go and stand behind him holding my cucumber [Burt] i just sprayed myself with yoghurt * kerni gets a suspicion her housemates have been experimenting with her vag [kerni] my lips have gone all scabby (Burt)
  • [kerni] so I go and stand behind him holding my cucumber [Burt] i just sprayed myself with yoghurt [Burt] arrgh my wrist (^Stuii^)
  • ROGER NEEDHAM DEAD. PUN WRITERS DESOLATE. (Ricey)
  • * kerni tries rimming parp, and is rewarded with head (burt)
  • WAR (shinyWAR)
  • nearly WAR (shinyWAR)
  • The Previous Topic Was A Shiny Overreaction (Mr_Scod)
  • The Previous Topic Was A Shiny Over reaction (Mr_Scod)
  • [burt] must prod rachel (Wyrm)
  • [burt] must prod rachel [burt] i wonder what this brown stain here is (QuasiHR)
  • * Burt persuades markbaa to come (QuasiWAR)
  • ACCESS DENIED (^Stuii^)
  • ITS WAR. THIS IS A WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • [Duct] transferring poo from my arse [Duct] the log is floating [QuasiHR] you want a bolt-action arse (Shrink)
  • * James has visions of his hand on a penis (^Stuii^)
  • * James has visions of his hand on a penis [James] I juice on cadets (shiny)
  • * Burt fucks 10 fine men (shiny)
  • * Burt fucks 10 fine men [shiny] i shall spend the evening eating ass [shiny] WITH A MAN NO LESS (QuasiHR)
  • * Burt fucks 10 fine men [shiny] i shall spend the evening eating ass [shiny] WITH A MAN NO LESS * Burt is fucking the hole (shiny)
  • * Burt fucks 10 fine men [shiny] i shall spend the evening eating ass [shiny] WITH A MAN NO LESS * Burt is fucking the hole [Burt] been tossing for hours (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt fucks 10 fine men [shiny] i shall spend the evening eating ass [shiny] WITH A MAN NO LESS * Burt is fucking the hole [Burt] been tossing for hours [lowey] he complained a little when I entered (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] i called some random person on netmeeting and started jacking off (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] its a cocktail tasting predominantly of cum (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] its a cocktail tasting predominantly of cum [shin0r] its cum, lime, mint and ice (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] i elledgedly learned it in year 12 (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] i elledgedly learned it in year 12 [James] thrust into my dirty briefs (Burt)
  • [Burt] i elledgedly learned it in year 12 [James] I lust for stuii and his briefs (Burt)
  • [^peanut^] i do it with cnych (parpicus)
  • [^peanut^] i do it with cnych [Woodwork] next youll be fucking a dog (James)
  • BRACE FOR SCOD (^Stuii^)
  • [^peanut^] i do it with cnych [Woodwork] next youll be fucking a dog (^Stuii^)
  • [^peanut^] i do it with cnych [Woodwork] next youll be fucking a dog [^peanut^] I have been stained (Photon)
  • [burt] i picked up some really chicken [burt] expensive though (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] i picked up some really nice chicken [burt] expensive though (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] i picked up some really nice chicken [burt] expensive though [Shrink] theyre nowhere near as slack as I was in my day (Mr_Scod)
  • ADAM FAITH DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] although Id forgotten just how tight my arse is (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] although Id forgotten just how tight my arse is [burt] shrink insert pole here (Shrink)
  • [Shrink] although Id forgotten just how tight my arse is [burt] shrink insert pole here [burt] i shall definately be having another (Shrink)
  • LIMPING WILDEBEAST STOPPED BY BURTS RUBBER FANNY (gulp)
  • [burt] who wants plastic fannies [Blu] i want one of those (burt)
  • * kerni wants George Michaels sex (^Stuii^)
  • * kerni wants George Michaels sex (Shrink)
  • * kerni wants George Michaels sex (Shrink)
  • * kerni wants George Michaels sex [Blu] i rode george (burt)
  • * kerni wants George Michaels sex [Blu] i rode george [sp0d] eep i rode george the other week (burt)
  • * kerni wants George Michaels sex [Blu] i rode george [sp0d] she had george on aber beach (burt)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS NOT NLA COMPLIANT (burt)
  • BUY NOW! (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] I cant stick it in the cunt (shiny)
  • [Shrink] I cant stick it in the cunt [Wyrm] Id rather like to shag Stuii (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] I cant stick it in the cunt [Wyrm] Id rather like to shag Stuii [kerni] I promise Ill give you one (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] I cant stick it in the cunt [Wyrm] Id rather like to shag Stuii [kerni] I promise Ill give you one [kerni] think of seeing the joy on my face (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] I cant stick it in the cunt [Wyrm] Id rather like to shag Stuii [kerni] I promise Ill give you one [kerni] think of seeing the joy on my face [Shrink] I have a rather bulging pocket (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] let JimBob know that the CS359 Role Play is on today (shiny)
  • [QuasiHR] i am ridiculing my pubes (parpicus)
  • [QuasiHR] i am ridiculing my pubes [QuasiHR] the curly ones are crap (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] she is growing hair [sp0d] I sort of felt her (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] she is growing hair [sp0d] I sort of felt her [shiny] i need a minge at the moment (Owf)
  • [sp0d] she is growing hair [sp0d] I sort of felt her [shiny] i need a minge at the moment [Shrink] I once went through 12 in a sitting (Lambie)
  • [burt] Blu should come in my mouth (parpicus)
  • [burt] Blu should come in my mouth [sp0d] I have enough with my 5 [burt] sp0d: aye, and would you like to suggest the best way of doing this please? (ShrinkWAR)
  • [burt] Blu should come in my mouth [sp0d] I have enough with my 5 [burt] sp0d: aye, and would you like to suggest the best way of doing this please? [burt] i need a longer lad (Lambie)
  • AMERICA: WHAT TIME IS LOVE? (^Woodsta^)
  • [burt] Blu should come in my mouth [sp0d] I have enough with my 5 [burt] sp0d: aye, and would you like to suggest the best way of doing this please? [^Woodsta^] CALL ME MR. LUBE (StuiiWAR)
  • [burt] Blu should come in my mouth [sp0d] I have enough with my 5 [burt] sp0d: aye, and would you like to suggest the best way of doing this please? [^Woodsta^] CALL ME MR. LUBE [ShrinkWAR] duck dont worry too much - youll be getting it much easier than me (Lambie)
  • the previous topic oh fuckit (shiny)
  • [Funcan] Ive to Bugger Lynda, I ought to clean my short willy [burt] i bugger Lads (shiny)
  • [Funcan] Ive to Bugger Lynda, I ought to clean my short willy [burt] i bugger Lads [James] hmm men make me cream (shiny)
  • [Funcan] Ive to Bugger Lynda, I ought to clean my short willy [burt] i bugger Lads [James] hmm men make me cream [James] i grab it, stick it in the bum and jolt (shiny)
  • [Funcan] Ive to Bugger Lynda, I ought to clean my short willy [burt] i bugger Lads [James] hmm men make me cream [James] i grab it, stick it in the bum and jolt [James] I love the seed (^Stuii^)
  • [Funcan] Ive to Bugger Lynda, I ought to clean my short willy [burt] i bugger Lads [James] hmm men make me cream [James] i grab it, stick it in the bum and jolt [James] I love the seed [QuasiHR] thats illegal (shiny)
  • [Funcan] Ive to Bugger Lynda, I ought to clean my short willy [burt] i bugger Lads [James] hmm men make me cream [James] i grab it, stick it in the bum and jolt [James] I love the seed [shiny] i wanked 100 men at the zoo (^Stuii^)
  • [Funcan] Ive to Bugger Lynda, I ought to clean my short willy [burt] i bugger Lads [James] hmm men make me cream [James] i grab it, stick it in the bum and jolt [James] I love the seed [shiny] i wanked a man at the zoo (James)
  • DEFCON: 2 (StuiiWAR)
  • DEFCON: 2 *KLAXXON* (StuiiWAR)
  • [Lambie] i havent found a CUNT yet [Lambie] ill create one myself in 30 years if i have to (burt)
  • [burt] James: grab my arse (Lambie)
  • [burt] James: grab my arse [Fermit] James: Hey - rub my arse (Ducki)
  • Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (VirtualStuii)
  • Woodwork goes to ream a very cute arse (Shrink)
  • * Woodwork goes to ream a very cute arse (Shrink)
  • * Woodwork goes to ream a very cute arse [Asan] gasp thats big enough, no more (shiny)
  • * Woodwork goes to ream a very cute arse [Asan] gasp thats big enough, no more [Woodwork] aye, Im saving it for when Im really desperate (Lambie^)
  • [Owf] in other words, you get to wash woodworks privates (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] in other words, you get to wash woodworks privates [Shrink] just so long as I get my fudge (James)
  • [James] I like fucking solja boys ard (parpicus)
  • [James] I like fucking solja boys ard [Lex] yesterday I LAY DOWN so next doors jack russel could shag me. WHERE did he learn such loose morals? (burt)
  • [James] I like fucking solja boys ard [Lex] I just let them cum on my tits (parpicus)
  • [James] I like fucking solja boys ard [Lex] yesterday I LAY DOWN so next doors jack russel could shag me. WHERE did he learn such loose morals? (burt)
  • WAR IS CLOSER. SOON IT WILL BE A WAR. WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: Quantum Physics, Chaos, Schroedinger, general brainfuckery; ON NEXT: WAR, DEATH, DESTRUCTION (rpt) (ShrinkWAR)
  • http://www.hot.ee/gradwell/ (shiny)
  • [^Lex^] I much prefer sex with pee (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Lex^] I much prefer sex with pee [Blu] but i thought it tasted yucky (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Lex^] I much prefer sex with pee [^Lex^] but i allow woodsta to cream on my tits (parpicus)
  • [^Lex^] I much prefer sex with pee [^Lex^] but i allow woodsta to cream on my tits [^Lex^] then smear his seed into my gaping twat (parpicus)
  • DO THE COCK! STICK A RED NOSE ON YOUR COCK! AND LETS COCK! (^Stuii^)
  • * kerni admires her poos (^Stuii^)
  • * kerni admires her poos [kerni] so delish (^Stuii^)
  • aye (^Stuii^)
  • * kerni admires her poos [kerni] so delish (^Stuii^)
  • WEVE ALL SEEN THE FUCKING GUARDIAN ARTICLE. PASTE IT AGAIN AND FACE BANNING. (^Stuii^)
  • hmm (StuiiWAR)
  • WEVE ALL SEEN THE FUCKING GUARDIAN ARTICLE. PASTE IT AGAIN AND FACE BANNING. (StuiiWAR)
  • THIS CHANNEL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING, IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER IN THE OLD DAYS (^Stuii^)
  • THORA HERD DEAD (burt)
  • THORA HIRD DEAD (burt)
  • THORA HIRD STILL DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • THORA HIRD ENTERS SECOND DAY OF DEATH (StuiiWAR)
  • THORA HIRD STILL DEAD OVER 24 HOURS ON (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] the floors slippery with spent cum [Ducki] Im eating that (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] the floors slippery with spent cum [Ducki] Im eating that [Asan] Im the blowjob queen. i do men for free. (burt)
  • [^Stuii^] the floors slippery with spent cum [Ducki] Im eating that [Asan] Im the blowjob queen. i do HUGE men for free. (burt)
  • NLA failure (^Stuii^)
  • WAR EXPECTED SOON (QuasiWAR)
  • COUNTDOWN TO WAR (StuiiWAR)
  • WORLD DOOMED (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: DIPLOMATIC PROCESS ENDS. ON NEXT: THE WORLD ENDS (QuasiWAR)
  • think happy thoughts (kerni)
  • ROBIN COOK RESIGNS (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] I fail to find penis [James] ah found (gulpWAR)
  • [James] I fail to find penis [James] ah found [James] those massive men (BurtWAR)
  • The Previous Topic About James And His Miniscule Penis Has Been Discussed And Noted Many Times before (Mr_Scod)
  • [Wyrm] i lick Parpicus arse (shiny)
  • [Wyrm] i lick Parpicus arse [Mr_Scod] hmm loadsa shit (shiny)
  • SADDAM HIDES BAGHDAD IN OLD BICYCLE FACTORY (StuiiWAR)
  • PLEASE DO NOT REPORT ANY NEWS. WEVE ALL HEARD IT, DO KEEP UP. (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: the innocent old days ON NEXT: global destruction (James)
  • IN 30 MINUTES, WAR WAS BEGINNING. (^Woodsta^)
  • IN 25 MINUTES, WAR WAS BEGINNING. (James)
  • ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (ShrinkWAR)
  • DESTROY AMERICA (James)
  • ITS WAR - http://www.dailystar.co.uk/StarPics/star.gif (LambieWAR)
  • * fraggsta is away: being fat (^Stuii^)
  • [OwfWAR] Ive got angry german sausage in my ass today (burt)
  • [OwfWAR] Ive got angry german sausage in my ass today [OwfWAR] even those without pubic hair can get it (burt)
  • [OwfWAR] Ive got angry german sausage in my ass today [OwfWAR] even those without pubic hair can get it (burt)
  • [OwfWAR] Ive got angry german sausage in my ass today [OwfWAR] even those without pubic hair can get it [sp0d] sitting down on a big sausage is a pain (QuasiHR)
  • [QuasiWAR] it is milky and smells horrible (StuiiSlater)
  • COMMONS VOTES FOR �WAR� (StuiiWAR)
  • WAR (Saarlax)
  • IRC1 AND IRC2 STOPPED FOR THE NIGHT WHILE THE FUCKING WESLEYS GET FUCKING BORED AGAIN (StuiiWAR)
  • Fuck off wesleys (StuiiWAR)
  • [shiny] its only 10.40 and im stiff [ShrinkWAR] shiny come visit me in ebbw vale (StuiiWAR)
  • HOWIE CATCHES DOS ATTACKER, CROWNED KING. TEXAS WESLEY GETS SPIDERMAN DUVET COVER FOR BIRTHDAY. (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] i take you in the natural position (StuiiWAR)
  • [17:30] COUNTDOWN TO WAR - 7.5 HOURS TO GO (StuiiWAR)
  • * James cums in a hole (ShrinkWAR)
  • TS AR (early) (ShrinkWAR)
  • [shiny] i appreciate the curvy hips and ample breasts of a full-figured man, thank you very much. (James)
  • 4 HOURS UNTIL WAR (DCIBurt)
  • AMIAWARORNOT? (James)
  • NearlyWar (StuiiWAR)
  • ONE HOUR TO �WAR� (StuiiWAR)
  • 50 MINUTES TO �WAR� (StuiiWAR)
  • [kerni] I wee on men and enjoy it (StuiiWAR)
  • 30 MINUTES TO �WAR� (StuiiWAR)
  • 30 MINUTES TO �WAR� - WAR ALERT: BROWN ([Deev])
  • 15 MINUTES TO �WAR� - WAR ALERT: BROWN (James)
  • 10 MINUTES TO �WAR� - WAR ALERT: BEIGE ([Deev])
  • WAR IS IMMINENT. THIS IS A WAR. ITS WAR. WAR. ([Deev])
  • SADDAM DEADLINE EXPIRES. ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. THIS IS A WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • SADDAM DEADLINE EXPIRES. ITS WAR. WAR HAS BROKEN. WAR WERE DECLARED. LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR. THIS IS A WAR. (^Woodsta^)
  • WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR�WAR (StuiiWAR)
  • War put on hold whilst Bush reads the paper and feeds the dog. (StuiiWAR)
  • ITS WAR. THIS IS A WAR... (gulp)
  • �ITS WAR... THIS IS A WAR� : Several explosions rocked Baghdad at dawn on Thursday, signalling the start of the US-led war to topple Saddam Hussein. (gulp)
  • �ITS WAR... THIS IS A WAR� : Several explosions rocked Baghdad at dawn on Thursday, signalling the start of the US-led war. (gulp)
  • OOOOOH! ROCK ME BAGHDADEOUS! (StuiiWAR)
  • * ShrinkWAR gets off with Rew (StuiiWAR)
  • * ShrinkWAR gets off with Rew [ShrinkWAR] *warm ear* (StuiiWAR)
  • * ShrinkWAR gets off with Rew [ShrinkWAR] *warm ear* [kerniWAR] what were you wearing (StuiiWAR)
  • BLAIR CALLS UP ALL STUDENTS FOR NATIONAL SERVICE IN IRAQ (StuiiWAR)
  • BLUSTOMETER 0 [................................|.........] 10 (StuiiWAR)
  • MILITANT MARCH AND WAR DO NOT MIX (ShrinkWAR)
  • [WoodWAR] if only I got to sit around in the pants of my idol Stuii all day (AsanWAR)
  • http://users.aber.ac.uk/csb1/warprotest.jpg WAR REACHES ABER (BurtWAR)
  • [^Woodsta^] bah a tit has got a nipple [LambieWAR] theyre not that bad [LambieWAR] i was quite surprised (ShrinkWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: 12 US + 4 British DEAD (LambieFYA)
  • WARUPDATE: 16 US + 12 British DEAD (shinyWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: 16 US + 12 British DEAD (+ some iraqis) (shinyWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: 4 US + 8 British DEAD (+ some iraqis) (shinyWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: 4 US + 8 British DEAD (+ some iraqis) and yes some US Marine (JamesWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: 4+1 US + 8 British DEAD (+ some iraqis) (JamesWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: 4+2 US + 8 British DEAD (+ some iraqis) (ShrinkWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: 4+2 US + 8 British DEAD (+ some iraqis) : Ricey, #ABERs Version Of The CIA (Mr_ScodWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: Its still happening. See TV for details. Constantly. Breaking news: bombs, deaths, nothing much else. (parpicus)
  • WAR: breaking news - *bluster* *padding* *filler questions* *wave hands* (parpicus)
  • Cunty snippyness meter [0...................|.....100] (Burt)
  • Cunty snippyness meter [0.....................|...100] (Burt)
  • Cunty snippyness meter [0.......................100] | (GulpDesk)
  • Cunty snippyness meter failed at offset high at 13:18 (Burt)
  • shut up burt. (QuasiWAR)
  • yeah burt... you cunt (GulpDesk)
  • well lets have an entire conversation via topic shall we (Burt)
  • no. we shalt (GulpDesk)
  • shall not (Burt)
  • Welcome to #aber (GulpDesk)
  • As war continues James suggests phoning saddams mum just to let her know he is ok (GulpDesk)
  • �WAR:� Troops do conga to raise their spirits http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38993000/jpg/_38993175_203i_commando_pow_ap.jpg (GulpDesk)
  • [Burt] ive just been through lucys panties (JamesWAR)
  • [Burt] james, wash my weener [Burt] then you get to eat penis (GulpDesk)
  • [Burt] james, wash my weener [Burt] then you get to eat penis [parpWAR] hmm - burt goo (Burt)
  • BAGHDAD NUKED. SADDAM DEAD (JamesWAR)
  • �ON NOW:� vote for JimBobs new domain... txt ur chce 2 81169 �ON LATER:� MORE WAR (gulp)
  • �ON NOW:� vote for JimBobs new domain... txt ur chce 2 81169 �sosogay.co.uk� - 998793 votes �ON LATER:� Gardeners WAR: we see what flowers grow well in high radiation areas. (gulp)
  • The previous topic was set by Gulp (JamesWAR)
  • �ON NOW:� vote for JimBobs new domain... txt ur chce 2 81169 �ON LATER:� MORE WAR (gulp)
  • �ON NOW:� vote for JimBobs new domain... txt ur chce 2 81169 �sosogay.co.uk� - 998793 votes �ON LATER:� Gardeners WAR: we see what flowers grow well in high radiation areas. (gulp)
  • [gulp] ooh, get this [gulp] lick my hard gay sexy ass [gulp] Take that ass and eat it (parpWAR)
  • [gulp] ooh, get this [gulp] lick my hard gay sexy ass [gulp] Take that ass and eat it [gulp] parp and i are so gay (parpWAR)
  • [gulp] ooh, get this [gulp] lick my hard gay sexy ass [gulp] Take that ass and eat it [gulp] parp and i are so gay [JamesWAR] I like men (LambieWAR)
  • RAF Aircraft hit by US patriot missile: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2877349.stm (burt)
  • RAF aircraft missing after being hit by US patriot missile (rpt) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2877349.stm (burt)
  • WARUPDATE: Current DEAD Totals: 16 British 8 Yanks. Yes, weve heard all the news. Keep up. (LambieWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: Current DEAD Totals: 16 British 8 Yanks. Plane shot down over Baghdad. Tornado munted by Friendly Fire. Keep up. (LambieWAR)
  • WARUPDATE: Totals: 16 British 8 Yanks. Plane shot down over Baghdad. Tornado munted by Friendly Fire. Possible capture of some US troops. Saddam probably alive. 50 marines injured or killed fighting at Nasiriya (Burt)
  • WARUPDATE: Totals: 16 British 8 Yanks. Tornado munted by Friendly Fire. Possible capture of some US troops. Saddam probably alive. 50 marines injured or killed fighting at Nasiriya (Burt)
  • WARUPDATE: EARTH SCHEDULED TO DIE IN 7 DAYS (JamesWAR)
  • BREAKING NEWS meteorite on course for Earth. Total global destruction expected (JamesWAR)
  • [LambieWAR] I seem to have cum [Asan] LambieWAR i think your cum is so fine [Asan] seemingly endless cum [LambieWAR] its all for you (parpicus)
  • [JamesWAR] all i think about is parp sex (Asan)
  • [JamesWAR] all i think about is parp sex [Burt] anally mung me (shiny)
  • [JamesWAR] all i think about is parp sex [Burt] anally mung me [JamesWAR]i notice a lack of cunt equipment *Burt* arranges a peniscunt (shiny)
  • The previous topic was set by Shiny (JamesWAR)
  • The previous topic did not meet the requirements of SE.QA.10 (Burt)
  • WAR Update - Initial reports of some news are coming in, Rumsfeld claims he cannot comment. More Soon. (Burt)
  • WAR Update - WMDs found in Iraq alond with cache of Boeing Invoices (Burt)
  • WAR Update - WMDs found in Iraq along with cache of Boeing Invoices (Burt)
  • BREAKING NEWS: Unconfirmed reports of James expressing intentions to leave aber (Burt)
  • WAR OVER. WORLD NUKED. (^Stuii^)
  • [Sp0d] Blu has an old knackered clitoris (AsanWAR)
  • [Sp0d] Blu has an old knackered clitoris [Owf] youre hard [Owf] very hard, by the looks of it (^Stuii^)
  • [Sp0d] Blu has an old knackered clitoris [Owf] youre hard [Owf] very hard, by the looks of it [QuasiWAR] its extremely hard (^Stuii^)
  • [Sp0d] Blu has an old knackered clitoris [Owf] youre hard [Owf] very hard, by the looks of it [QuasiWAR] its extremely hard [JamesWAR] it would be hard to lick [QuasiWAR] it wouldnt be very easy (^Stuii^)
  • GOOD FOOD COSTS LESS AT SAINSBURYS (StuiiWAR)
  • [Owf] I got fucked by zebbz in the arse (AsanWAR)
  • BREAKING NEWS: large penis shaped missile launched from Baghdads secret volcano lair (James)
  • iTopic (iBurt)
  • [shiny] I tend to have pedophilia relationships (James)
  • [shiny] I tend to have pedophilia relationships [shiny] im fat and unnatractive (James)
  • [shiny] I tend to have pedophilia relationships [shiny] im fat and unattractive (James)
  • [shiny] I tend to have paedophelia relationships [shiny] im fat and unattractive (James)
  • [^Stuii^] kerni your mention of your knickers has summoned me (James)
  • [^Stuii^] kerni your mention of your knickers has summoned me *Woodwork shines his chinese balls (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA protocol error (StuiiWAR)
  • [Wyrm] ive got the runs [Wyrm] i plan to soil my pants [Owf] wyrm: ill swallow your shit whole (parpicus)
  • [James] Owf put your hand up my ass and moan (Burt)
  • PAUL DANIELS NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • PAUL DANIELS NOT A LOT DEAD, NOT A LOT (Burt)
  • PAUL DANIELS NOT A LOT DEAD, NOT A LOT - IRC1 Outage within the next hour (Burt)
  • IRC1 set to die for 15 minutes. Use IRC2 or FAB (James)
  • IRC1 set to die for 15 minutes. Use IRC2 or FAB - Now who didnt read the topic? hmm? (Burt)
  • [James] and I didnt mind paying to have some nice lass touch my head (LambieWAR)
  • #aber, by the Grace of Allah (QuasiWAR)
  • Love and *wuffles* to everyone - now fuck off (Burt)
  • Bedtime education with Uncle Parpicus (James)
  • #aber solves mystery of life. World eats itself. (parpicus)
  • [James] I wish my boyfriend would cum in my ass (Burt)
  • MONITOR SPARKES PRINTER INK LEVELS: http://www.flat99.com/%7Eben/test2.php (StuiiWAR)
  • FUCK THE MILLENIUM (^Woodsta^)
  • FUCK THE MILLENNIUM (^Woodsta^)
  • The previous topic looked like it had been set by a wesley (StuiiWAR)
  • [QuasiWAR] how far does he want to stretch it? (StuiiWAR)
  • A n t i * A g i n g M_i_r_a_c_l_e W_o_r_k_e_r (StuiiWAR)
  • [QuasiWAR] someone set me up the man (James)
  • [QuasiWAR] someone set me up the man [Saarlax] Do Burt (fraggsta)
  • [QuasiWAR] someone set me up the man [Saarlax] Do Burt [Saarlax] Burt will let you touch his penis (parpicus)
  • [QuasiWAR] someone set me up the man [Saarlax] Do Burt [Saarlax] Burt will let you touch his penis * Wyrm tinkers with ARSes (shiny)
  • [QuasiWAR] someone set me up the man [Saarlax] Do Burt [Saarlax] Burt will let you touch his penis * Wyrm tinkers with ARSes [QuasiWAR] all male you say (James)
  • [StuiiWAR] I need to consume 500 grammes of pure man meat every 2 hours (AsanWAR)
  • [StuiiWAR] I need to consume 500 grammes of pure man meat every 2 hours [StuiiWAR] I really do need a lot of dong (parpicus)
  • [StuiiWAR] I need to consume 500 grammes of pure man meat every 2 hours [StuiiWAR] I really do need a lot of dong [kerni] although that may result in eating dog-poo (Burt)
  • [StuiiWAR] I need to consume 500 grammes of pure man meat every 2 hours [StuiiWAR] I really do need a lot of dong [kerni] although that may result in eating dog-poo [Mr_ScodWAR] I eat shit (Burt)
  • [LambieWAR] I would gladly let cnych piss all over my face [LambieWAR] Then ask her to smear her shit into my groin [LambieWAR] Then probe my anus with her finger and let me watch her lick it. (parpicus)
  • The Previous Topic Was NLA Invalid o_|/ (LambieWAR)
  • [LambieWAR] I would gladly let cnych piss all over my face [LambieWAR] Then ask her to smear her shit into my groin [LambieWAR] Then she could rim me slowly. (parpicus)
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEIL KINNOCK (StuiiWAR)
  • [kerni] Im cutting my clit off [kerni] now it hurts and is bleeding [fraggsta] kerni: Ive done that a few times [kerni] oh good, Im glad Im not the only one (shinyWAR)
  • [kerni] Im cutting my clit off [kerni] now it hurts and is bleeding [fraggsta] kerni: Ive done that a few times [kerni] oh good, Im glad Im not the only one [kerni] weeeee!!! * kerni crosses her legs (shinyWAR)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (StuiiWAR)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (kerni)
  • [StuiiWAR] ow everythings in the colon [StuiiWAR] im saturated with a load (shinyWAR)
  • [AsanWAR] I got fucked in the street (StuiiWAR)
  • [AsanWAR] I got fucked in the street [Blu] my grandad used to do that to my uncles [Blu] in the back garden (StuiiWAR)
  • [AsanWAR] I got fucked in the street [Blu] my grandad used to do that to my uncles [Blu] in the back garden [Blu] they moved out at 6 (shinyWAR)
  • [AsanWAR] I got fucked in the street [Blu] my grandad used to do that to my uncles [Blu] in the back garden (StuiiWAR)
  • [AsanWAR] I got fucked in the street [Blu] my grandad used to do that to my uncles [Blu] in the back garden [James] hur i fuck Cadets (shinyWAR)
  • [AsanWAR] I got fucked in the street [Blu] my grandad used to do that to my uncles [Blu] in the back garden [James] hur i fuck Cadets [James] cock up their arses (StuiiWAR)
  • [AsanWAR] I got fucked in the street [Blu] my grandad used to do that to my uncles [Blu] in the back garden [James] hur i fuck Cadets [James] cock up their arses [James] i got 48 quid on Saturday (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: Todays WAR role call with Peanut ON LATER: WAR �WAR� WAR �WAR� (Burt)
  • WHEN EPPALOGUES STRIKE (fraggsta)
  • [Cheeseandchives] james - id do your mancunt (parpicus)
  • [Cheeseandchives] james - id do your mancunt [StuiiWAR] Chris would wank over it (parpicus)
  • [Cheeseandchives] james - id do your mancunt [StuiiWAR] Chris would wank over it [James] it peaks but I cant make it end (LambieWAR)
  • the previous topic was unacceptably weak (fraggsta)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2893921.stm (parpicus)
  • QUEEN MOTHER STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] he was fucking lucky to have fucked me, very few people fuck me (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] he was fucking lucky to have fucked me, very few people fuck me [James] I do hate it when its dripping though (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_ScodWAR] i want shiny [Mr_ScodWAR] i never get sex [Mr_ScodWAR] i like young boys (Asan)
  • [Mr_ScodWAR] i want shiny [Mr_ScodWAR] i never get sex [Mr_ScodWAR] i like young boys [Burt] Im getting lots of Father sex at the moment (shiny)
  • ON NOW: Burt declares Finger service to be an unnecessary security risk ON NEXT: Burt gets banned from central for being an unnecessary security risk (Asan)
  • [Woodwork] I got mentally buggered up the arse on friday [Woodwork] Ive also blown about 3 men in one go (Asan)
  • [Woodwork] I got mentally buggered up the arse on friday [Woodwork] Ive also blown about 3 men in one go [Woodwork] I was taken by matt (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] I got mentally buggered up the arse on friday [Woodwork] Ive also blown about 3 men in one go [Woodwork] I was taken by matt [shiny] i think about some really rude stuff (James)
  • [shiny] i think about some really rude stuff (James)
  • [shiny] i think about some really rude stuff [shiny] stuii hurt me (James)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have been trained to shoot wads over Americans (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have been trained to shoot wads over Americans [^Woodsta^] FRESH SMELLY CUM (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have been trained to shoot wads over Americans [^Woodsta^] FRESH SMELLY CUM [^Woodsta^] NGRHNNNNN (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have been trained to shoot wads over Americans [^Woodsta^] FRESH SMELLY CUM [Woodstar] i love the splurge [Woodstar] i love the facials (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have been trained to shoot wads over Americans [^Woodsta^] FRESH SMELLY CUM [Woodstar] i love the splurge [Woodstar] i love the facials [Woodstar] and the moaning (StuiiWAR)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have been trained to shoot wads over Americans [^Woodsta^] FRESH SMELLY CUM [Woodstar] i love the splurge [Woodstar] i love the facials [Woodstar] and the moaning [Woodstar] I AIM FOR THEIR CUNTS (parpicus)
  • ABER AREA UNDER EMP ATTACK - ITS WAR (^Woodsta^)
  • ALERT STATUS BLACK, STAND DOWN (Burt)
  • GOOD FOOD COSTS LESS AT J. SAINSBURY (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] my penis hurts (shiny)
  • [Lambie] my penis hurts [shiny] i fellated it too hard (parpicus)
  • BATTLE FOR BAGHDAD BEGINS. ITS WAR. (^Woodsta^)
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR_SCOD, AULLLLD MAYYYN. AND STILL WORKING IN A MCJOB (Asan)
  • L@@K! R@R3! W@W! 2 bedroom flat in Langley (Berkshire), �138,500, BUY NOW! (StuiiWAR)
  • L@@K! R@R3! W@W! 2 bedroom flat in Langley (Berkshire), �138,500, BUY NOW! Sole Agents: Dite Partnership, Richings Park (Berkshire) 01753 650055 (StuiiWAR)
  • * ArrGaruff tries out Phoenixs cunt (ArrStuii)
  • * ArrGaruff tries out Phoenixs cunt [James] Im going to wipe it again (ArrStuii)
  • * ArrGaruff tries out Phoenixs cunt [James] Im going to wipe it again [James] i cum on her poo (Arrshiny)
  • * ArrGaruff tries out Phoenixs cunt [James] Im going to wipe it again [James] i cum on her poo [ArrStuii] ive got a anal view, does that count? (Wyrm_like)
  • * ArrGaruff tries out Phoenixs cunt [James] Im going to wipe it again [James] i cum on her poo [ArrStuii] ive got an anal view (Wyrm_like)
  • * ArrGaruff tries out Phoenixs cunt [James] Im going to wipe it again [James] i cum on her poo [ArrStuii] ive got an anal view [Burt] perhaps integrate her cunt (ArrJames)
  • ArrJames has changed the topic to: * ArrGaruff tries out Phoenixs cunt [James] Im going to wipe it again [James] i cum on her poo [ArrStuii] ive got an anal view [Burt] great cunt (Arrshiny)
  • the previous topic just needed deleting and starting again (Burt)
  • The previous topic oh fuck off (ArrStuii)
  • [Burt] i wanked off 196 boys under the age of 12 [Burt] one had 4 orgasms (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] Ive just let a strange man in a green boiler suit come in my arse (StuiiWAR)
  • [James] Ive just let a strange man in a green boiler suit come in my arse [Woodwork] I designate stuii to mouth my bean (Burt)
  • [James] Ive just let a strange man in a green boiler suit come in my arse [StuiiWAR] im in the park, how private do you want (James)
  • [QuasiGRIM] eventually it should hum its way out from wherever it is [Burt] i can normally hear mine vibrate (StuiiWAR)
  • [shiny] I have never seen a vagina. (parpicus)
  • SADDAM TAKEN BY ALLIED SOLDIERS. (^Woodsta^)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me [sp0d] Id be better off with Burt (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me [sp0d] Id be better off with Burt [sp0d] Burt: milk my penis (StuiiWAR)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me [sp0d] Id be better off with Burt (StuiiWAR)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me [sp0d] Id be better off with Burt (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me [sp0d] Id be better off with Burt [sp0d] Im only 6.5 (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me [sp0d] Id be better off with Burt [sp0d] Im only 6.5 [sp0d] almost negligible (parpicus)
  • [Mr_ScodWAR] its awfully small [Shrink] it *is* small (Owf)
  • [Mr_ScodWAR] its awfully small [Shrink] it *is* small [Burrt] stop fucking me (Asan)
  • Gulp Desk is �open�. Would all whining lusers who have left it to the last minute to print out their work, form an orderly queue. (GulpDesk)
  • Gulp Desk is �open�. Stupid question #4634 How do you recyle batteries? (GulpDesk)
  • Gulp Desk is �open�. Stupid question #4634 How do you recycle batteries? (GulpDesk)
  • The previous topic had expired (James)
  • [Ducki] hmm join flatmates in bed or lounge (James)
  • [^Woodsta^] I EAT OUT THE ARSE OF EPPA! SMELL MY MOUTH! (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: Televisual anomalies and other boring prattle with the usual suspects. ON NEXT: The Dead Zone. (^Woodsta^)
  • ON NOW: SARS panic. ON NEXT: The Dead Zone. (parpicus)
  • THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH �THE DESTRUCTION OF EA (^Stuii^)
  • ONLY URLS HAVE THE ANSWER (^Stuii^)
  • sp0d shacks up with phoenix, Blu unavailable for comment *SHOCKER* (QuasiTANGO)
  • http://www.rightmove.co.uk/rm/s/rm/template/publicsite%2Cbuying%2CPropertyDetails.vm/svr/1031?p_id=1659379&pa_n=1&tr_t=buy - BUY NOW! (^Stuii^)
  • JOHN SIMPSON NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • Brace For Mr Scod! (^Stuii^)
  • CHEMICAL ALI DEAD. LONG LIVE CHEMICAL ALI (Lambie^)
  • [shiny] Ive never seen a woman naked, but I would REALLY like to (parpicus)
  • GeneralissimoWoods] I fancy a buggerfuck (shiny)
  • The previous topic contained a protocol error and no attempt was made to fix it. (ComradeStuii)
  • [Lex] stuii refuses to bend down (ComradeStuii)
  • [Lex] stuii refuses to bend down [shiny] why are you all so hard anyway (HoChiLambie)
  • [sp0d] gulp: i will sling spoons at you (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] gulp: i will sling spoons at you [sp0d] psycho-stylee (parpicus)
  • SADDAM HUSSAIN DEAD [news may not be true in accordance with the War News Act 2003] (^Stuii^)
  • [Lex] it took me 7 weeks to get a fuck [Lex] james is alright (^Stuii^)
  • THE TOPIC SPONSORED BY MASTERCARD IS: [Lex] it took me 7 weeks to get a fuck [Lex] james is alright (^Stuii^)
  • kerni] had the police in me outdoor lavvy at 1am last night [kerni] they were just sniffing around woofing loudly [kerni] and came back to roger me [kerni] slamming it at least 3 times (^Stuii^)
  • kerni] had the police in me outdoor lavvy at 1am last night [kerni] they were just sniffing around woofing loudly [kerni] and came back to roger me [kerni] slamming it at least 3 times [kerni] then they pissed on my tits and screamed Booyakasha (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: CRAZY SEX LOCATION PISSING CONTEST. ON NEXT: Dyn finds that sort of behaviour distasteful. (^Woodsta^)
  • ON NOW: CRAZY SEX LOCATION PISSING CONTEST. ON NEXT: Exodus to #lamatron (Stuiiiiiiiiine)
  • CEST GUERRE (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] OOOOOOOK (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] OOOOOOOK [^Woodsta^] OOOOOOK (Quasi)
  • Atkins Diet dismissed as bollocks. Refer to the Amazing Eat Less Diet Plan for more information. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Calm were restored ON NEXT: Hate, bitterness, WAR (rpt) (Shrink)
  • �LATEST BUDGET NEWS� Bitterness tax, up 38% (gulp)
  • [evaski] i have to do it with gulp (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: Historic Moment. ON NEXT: Postponded Historic Moment. ON AFTER: Historic Moment Preview Special (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] suck my INCREDIBLY HUGE COCK (Asan)
  • hur (StuiiNEWS)
  • [Woodwork] suck my INCREDIBLY HUGE COCK (StuiiNEWS)
  • ��SADDAM HUSSAIN DEAD�� [may only apply to a statue or other likeness] (StuiiNEWS)
  • HELLO TOSH GOT A TOSHIBA? (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.gaydar.co.uk/JimBob (parpGRASS)
  • [kerni] it can be sort of closed, but not completely [James] a good shove from the outside would probably sort it [James] have you got any sandpaper? (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] it can be sort of closed, but not completely [James] a good shove from the outside would probably sort it [James] maybe give it a rub over (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] it can be sort of closed, but not completely [James] a good shove from the outside would probably sort it [James] maybe give it a rub over [eppa] Im quite happy to fuck kerni up the cunt (parpicus)
  • [kerni] it can be sort of closed, but not completely [James] a good shove from the outside would probably sort it [James] maybe give it a rub over [eppa] Im quite happy to fuck kerni up the cunt [kerni] stuff that vag, eppa (parpicus)
  • CONCORDE REALLY DEAD THIS TIME (StuiiSTILLWAR)
  • ONCORDE EALLY EAD HIS IME (StuiiSTILLWAR)
  • CONCORDE REALLY DEAD THIS TIME (gulp)
  • [Shrink] quasi your penis disturbs me [Shrink] future condom erections, hur [kerni] wank boys * Quasi tears his nob [Shrink] you love it (gulp)
  • The previous topic was crap. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Regional Stereotypes (rpt). ON NEXT: Insult the Welsh (rpt), without sp0d (^Stuii^)
  • *KLAXXON* BRACE FOR SP0D. LAUNCH EVERY SPOON NOW (Asan)
  • SADDAM TO STAR IN NEW MASS DESTRUCTION SLIMFAST AD (glup)
  • http://www.feetman.com/ OF (^Stuii^)
  • [Gulp] that would have been a good one to slip through the cunt (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.feetman.com/ OF (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was probably not funny any more. (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I want my arse rubbed tonight (James)
  • [^Woodsta^] I want my arse rubbed tonight * kerni uses celery (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I want my arse rubbed tonight * kerni uses celery [^Stuii^] kerni you sex me up (James)
  • [eppa] I shall pump woodsta later (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I shall pump woodsta later [eppa] Im all stiff (Lambie)
  • [eppa] I shall pump woodsta later [eppa] Im all stiff [sp0d] I have the big one too (Lambie)
  • [eppa] I shall pump woodsta later [eppa] Im all stiff [sp0d] I have the big one too [^Woodsta^] I must do something other than sitting around farming my arse (Lambie)
  • [eppa] I shall pump woodsta later [eppa] Im all stiff [sp0d] I have the big one too [^Woodsta^] I must get that thing in my arse (parpicus)
  • [eppa] I shall pump woodsta later [eppa] Im all stiff [sp0d] I have the big one too [^Woodsta^] I must get that thing in my arse [^Woodsta^] my butt must be satisfied (parpicus)
  • [Ducki] I often have 2 men in my bedroom, sometimes even 3 (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] smeg is demanding my penis later (^Stuii^)
  • [Goldilocks] burt fell in my wet bush (parpicus)
  • [Goldilocks] burt fell in my wet bush [Goldilocks] he filled it with his meat (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] I crave the moistness of phoenix, her sweaty cunt (parpicus)
  • The previous topic was repulsive. (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] I present my rectum for great anal pumping (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: Why live in london? Aber is dirt cheap! ON NEXT: Local Power failure fun (Asan)
  • [Owf] I have better things to do than fiddle with janet (Asan)
  • UWA DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • UWA ALIVE, STUDENT REBELLION AVERTED (Quasi)
  • STUDENTS: PAY YOUR BILLS AND SHUT UP (^Stuii^)
  • [02:58] [aber-3e1a] bah 03:19] [aber-3e1a] *yawn* [05:50] [aber-3e1a] YOURE ALL SO BORING [08:09] [aber-3e1a] YEAH [08:57] [aber-3e1a] YEAH (^Stuii^)
  • [02:58] [aber-3e1a] bah [03:19] [aber-3e1a] *yawn* [05:50] [aber-3e1a] YOURE ALL SO BORING [08:09] [aber-3e1a] YEAH [08:57] [aber-3e1a] YEAH (^Stuii^)
  • [parpicus] Louise is my usual ho [parpicus] deliverS the perfect blowjob * parpicus rubs louise (^Stuii^)
  • DOT DEAD (GrouchoStuii)
  • NEW! http://www.aber.org.uk/ (^Stuii^)
  • NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE : http://www.aber.org.uk/ ([Deev])
  • o_|/ Deev (^Stuii^)
  • [Ricey] im into disposable nappies (^Stuii^)
  • HELLO DEEV (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: The Quasimodo and Burt Show (QuasiVC)
  • The Quasimodo and Burt Show [Cancelled due to lack of interest] (Quasi)
  • * parpicus receives Lambies mahoojin wad (Asan)
  • [kerniP] Id kiss my ass, if I could (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] Im going to go and get wanked (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] Im going to go and get wanked [Burt] i have that to look forward to (^Stuii^)
  • NOF http://users.aber.ac.uk/csb1/james.jpg (Quasi)
  • The previous topic will be funnier as an infoline. (StuiiWAR)
  • * Mr_Scod opens the arse of James (shiny)
  • * Mr_Scod opens the arse of James [Woodwork] tops, opening james arse (shiny)
  • * Mr_Scod opens the arse of James [Woodwork] tops, opening james arse [Woodwork] whats the word when you wank over arse (Burt)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (StuiiWAR)
  • * Mr_Scod opens the arse of James [Woodwork] tops, opening james arse [Woodwork] whats that word when you wank over arse (Burt)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (StuiiWAR)
  • [eppa] Id become a pimp if I was any good with men (Wyrm)
  • [eppa] Id become a pimp if I was any good with men * Wyrm must practice his insertions (eppa)
  • [eppa] Id become a pimp if I was any good with men * Wyrm must practice his insertions [eppa] maybe if I repeatedly hit my head on the table someone come over me (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] Id become a pimp if I was any good with men * Wyrm must practice his insertions [eppa] maybe if I repeatedly hit my head on the table someone will come over me (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppa] Id become a pimp if I was any good with men * Wyrm must practice his insertions [eppa] maybe if I repeatedly hit my head on the table someone will come over me * ShrinkWAR minces in (parpicus)
  • [eppa] Ive had 3 old muffs today [Owf] eat like kings [Woodwork] Im not, Ive been eating cheese things snaffled from HR [Asan] hmmmm [eppa] thanks to ladies in the office (Burt)
  • [eppa] Ive had 3 old muffs today [eppa] thanks to ladies in the office (Burt)
  • [^Woodsta^] CRADLE MY SEXY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND TASTE MY CHEESE. (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] CRADLE MY SEXY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND TASTE MY CHEESE. [Quasi] LET ME CHEW YOUR PUNGENT CRUST (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] CRADLE MY SEXY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND TASTE MY CHEESE. [Quasi] LET ME CHEW YOUR PUNGENT CRUST [^Woodsta^] CHEW THAT LOG OF SEX (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] CRADLE MY SEXY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND TASTE MY CHEESE. [Quasi] LET ME CHEW YOUR PUNGENT CRUST [^Woodsta^] CHEW THAT LOG OF SEXmother (Shrink)
  • [^Woodsta^] CRADLE MY SEXY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND TASTE MY CHEESE. [Quasi] LET ME CHEW YOUR PUNGENT CRUST [^Woodsta^] CHEW THAT LOG OF SEX (Shrink)
  • [^Woodsta^] CRADLE MY SEXY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND TASTE MY CHEESE. [Quasi] LET ME CHEW YOUR PUNGENT CRUST [^Woodsta^] CHEW THAT LOG OF SEX (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] ook (Asan)
  • [Shrink] ava@194.153.168.110 - pass foobar - please change :) (Asan)
  • Asan is a cunt. Discuss. (Shrink)
  • [Shrink] my dad just asked to be taken in the ring (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Eppanomics ON NEXT: EppaSkint ON LATER: AberBay, with eppa (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Eppa learns fuck all. ON NEXT: Eppa gets banned. (^Stuii^)
  • �ON NOW:� Leicester Talk �ON LATER:� Taplow Talk (Ricey)
  • ON NOW: SARS CRISIS, ON LATER: ZETA JONES (Quasi)
  • BLUEBELL UKS #1 FLOWER, EXPERTS CLAIM (gulp)
  • [burt] i offer sexual favours to men (Asan)
  • [burt] i offer sexual favours to men [Woodwork] i like man cum (shiny)
  • [burt] i offer sexual favours to men [Woodwork] i like man cum [Owf] me too. I love it when parp gives me a sticky facial. (parpicus)
  • 952587 [16:19] [Stuii] manchester is shit 298274: [13:33] * ^Stuii^ seriously consideres moving to MAnchester (Burt)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: cant cook... wont cook, fast food special. (gulp)
  • [kerni] I used to know Zeb. He was gorgeous (^Stuii^)
  • Muzahim Muhammad Zuhayr Samir Jamal Tariq Hikmat Muhammad Watban Barzan Amir Hamudi Ibrahim Mahdi Mustafa Abdallah Abdallah Abdallah Abdallah Abdallah Abdallah Hazmaq Hassan al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti al-Tikriti DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • BOYCE-CODD NORMAL FORM DEAD (Ricey)
  • http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm (^Stuii^)
  • [parpicus] Ive only ever had 3 memorable blow jobs from lambie (^Stuii^)
  • http://beta.aber.org.uk/images/picnmix/dr-aber-fun.jpg (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] the brown side indeed beckons me most strongly (James)
  • CE CE PENISTON ALIVE (^Stuii^)
  • �On Now:� Name Woodstas Favourite Films �On Next:� Its Shit (extended edition) (Lambie)
  • [Wyrm] Im bumming jj[coding] (parpicus)
  • [James] I need to meet some 9-year olds (^Stuii^)
  • [Lex] i lick woodstas curdled cum (parpicus)
  • Explaining The #Aber Way With Lex (Mr_Scod)
  • #aber, The OF Channel (Mr_Scod)
  • [Shrink] will someone fuck me? (James)
  • [Shrink] will someone fuck me? [Shrink] not ricey (Owf)
  • [Shrink] will someone fuck me? [Shrink] not ricey [Shrink] his diarrhoea tastes grim (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] will someone fuck me? [Shrink] not ricey [Shrink] his diarrhoea tastes grim [Owf] its only a matter of stretching my butt (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] will someone fuck me? [Shrink] not ricey [Shrink] his diarrhoea tastes grim [Owf] its only a matter of stretching my butt [Owf] then fisting me hard (Asan)
  • [Shrink] will someone fuck me? [Shrink] not ricey [Shrink] his diarrhoea tastes grim [Owf] its only a matter of stretching my butt [Owf] then fisting me hard [Owf] straining it ooaaah (shiny)
  • JAMES IS NOT ALLOWED ON-CHANNEL UNTIL HIS WORK IS COMPLETE. PLEASE BAN HIM IF^wWHEN HE APPEARS. (Shrink)
  • [^Woodsta^] wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank (Asan)
  • [^Woodsta^] wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank [James] pushing into me now (^Lambie)
  • [^Woodsta^] wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank [James] pushing into me now [James] I wank woodsta until I burst (^Lambie)
  • [^Woodsta^] wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank [James] pushing into me now [James] I wank woodsta until I burst [James] and im spent (^Lambie)
  • [^Woodsta^] wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank [James] pushing into me now [James] I wank woodsta until I burst [James] do me again woodsta, I can take it [James] and im spent (^Lambie)
  • PRAY TELL, WHAT BE THE NUMBER OF FAILURE? (shiny)
  • [lege] I have a sore arse * lege salves it with hot manfat (parpicus)
  • PENELOPE KEITH NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • CHANNEL TOO QUIET? SIMPLY CONTRIBUTE YOUR OWN CONVERSATION (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I just snapped my thermometer [eppa] it slipped out of my box (^Stuii^)
  • [parpicus] I produce semen and smear it on my gut (parpicus)
  • [parpicus] I produce semen and smear it on my gut [LambieWAR] id massage it (parpicus)
  • [parpicus] I produce semen and smear it on my gut [LambieWAR] id massage it [LambieWAR] then id lick it up (parpicus)
  • [parpicus] I produce semen and smear it on my gut [LambieWAR] id massage it [LambieWAR] then id lick it up [LambieWAR] *slurp* (parpicus)
  • CIA CLAIMS SYRIA HARBOURING MORE THAN 15 MILLION KNOWN ARABS (^Stuii^)
  • [James] i bum ginger butts (shiny)
  • [Lambie] jkd was gay [Lambie] 4 hours of hardcore banging [Lambie] he was in pain [Lambie] best night i ever had (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] jkd was gay [Lambie] 4 hours of hardcore banging [Lambie] he was in pain [Lambie] best night i ever had [Lambie] matt rimmed me too (^Stuii^)
  • [madwolf] id pay good money to bum Owf and drink his cum (parpicus)
  • [shiny] aye me too, wanking hard now (James)
  • [shiny] aye me too, wanking shrink now (parpicus)
  • [shiny] wanking shrink now, aye (parpicus)
  • [Saarlax] Lambie produces a lot of semen. parpicus doesnt [parpicus] I prefer to splurge [LambieWar] make me do it (parpicus)
  • LOADING [...|........................] 12% [skip] (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Needlework workshop, with Burt, Quasi and eppa (Burt)
  • ON NOW: #aber-reunited ON LATER: Remembrance, Bitterness, and Bile (Asan)
  • BRACE FOR WOODSTA (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] Ive an orgasm tool [kerni] a sort of vibe [Nod] sounds good kerni - do you do it all yourself? [kerni] its a little bit noisy, but you cant hear it with the kitchen door closed [kerni] does take about 4 hours [kerni] but you dont actually have to do anything [Nod] been thinking of buying one fo (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] Ive an orgasm tool [kerni] a sort of vibe [Nod] sounds good kerni - do you do it all yourself? [kerni] its a little bit noisy, but you cant hear it with the kitchen door closed [kerni] does take about 4 hours [kerni] but you dont actually have to do anything (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] i had some of lucys underwear in my drawer before (James)
  • [kerni] i wee red (shiny)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WASN NOT NLA COMPLIANT (shiny)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS NOT NLA COMPLIANT (shiny)
  • the previous topic was set by a spastic speccy greasy weedy spic (parpicus)
  • [kerni] theres something wrong with my bladder [kerni] i wee (shiny)
  • [shiny] im frenching a man (James)
  • [shiny] im frenching a man [parpicus] please please please [parpicus] let me get it [parpicus] it would be the first time (shiny)
  • QUASI ENGAGED - CHANNEL AWAITS COMMENT. (parpicus)
  • QUASI ENGAGED TO BIRD WHO SUCKED SPIC COCK WHILST WITH HIM - CHANNEL AWAITS COMMENT. (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] I have one of those wierd ones with teeth (^Woodsta^)
  • [Shrink] I want to fuck shinys tight hole (Asan)
  • [Shrink] I want to fuck shinys tight hole [kerni] and Im going to come on you (Asan)
  • [Shrink] I want to fuck shinys tight hole [kerni] and Im going to come on you [James] bonza (Asan)
  • [Burt] i dont deny being engaged to shiny NLANLR (James)
  • [Burt] i dont deny being engaged to shiny NLANLR [Burt] his orifice is an experience (Ricey)
  • [Woodwork] blu: open up your vulva for me (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] blu: open up your vulva for me [Lambie] i supped cnychs twat (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] blu: open up your vulva for me [Lambie] i supped cnychs twat * penis is now known as phoenix (Lambie)
  • [phoenix] im gonna wrap my own breast in cling film and put it under the tap (Quasi)
  • [phoenix] im gonna wrap my own breast in cling film and put it under the tap [phoenix] mooooooooooo (Quasi)
  • [phoenix] im gonna wrap my own breast in cling film and put it under the tap [phoenix] mooooooooooo [phoenix] mooooo (parpicus)
  • [phoenix] im gonna wrap my own breast in cling film and put it under the tap [phoenix] my massive jumbo tit (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] I like using old women [Woodwork] they feel nice [Woodwork] with 600mm whangers on the front (^Stuii^)
  • [Woodwork] I like using old women [Woodwork] they feel nice [Woodwork] with 600mm whangers on the front [eppa] I can get a penis enlarger (^Stuii^)
  • [Lex] I have a tendency to soil myself and smear it on Sandra (^Stuii^)
  • [Lex] I have a tendency to soil myself and smear it on Sandra [Lex] I live alone but stick my tits up eppas bum (parpicus)
  • [Lex] I have a tendency to soil myself and smear it on Sandra [Lex] I let eppa cum on my sweaty tits too (parpicus)
  • eppa falshed by Damon Albarn (^peanut^)
  • eppa flashed by Damon Albarn (^peanut^)
  • Do keep up (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] Blu just headbutted my fist (NLA,NLR) - And so married bliss begins... (Asan)
  • [Burt] its amazing how many things you can do with a well greased spatula (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] its amazing how many things you can do with a well greased spatula [^Stuii^] you dont know about chaeffing until youve waited 6 months for it (eppa)
  • [^Stuii^] you dont know about chaeffing until youve waited 6 months for it (eppa)
  • [Burt] i spilt all my syrup all over my jeans [eppa] you really dont want to do that, I know whats been done on them (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] i spilt all my syrup all over my jeans [eppa] you really dont want to do that, I know whats been done on them (^Stuii^)
  • CEST LA GUERRE (^Stuii^)
  • [Asan] Woodwork Im eyeing up potential men for the summer (^Stuii^)
  • [Asan] Woodwork Im eyeing up potential men for the summer [Woodwork] asan seriously butch, ta (eppa)
  • [Asan] Woodwork Im eyeing up potential men for the summer [Woodwork] asan seriously butch, ta * Asan looks at hairdressers (eppa)
  • http://www.stmh.org.uk/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?HomePage (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.stmh.org.uk/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?HomePage [NOF] (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Blu utterly trolleyed ON NEXT: Drunken filthe (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Blu utterly trolleyed ON NEXT: sp0dlovin ON LATER: is it in yet? owwwwwww (Asan)
  • [Quasi] sp0d fucks well (StuiiWAR)
  • [Quasi] sp0d fucks well [sp0d] I generally throw a spoon at blu as i cum (Shrink)
  • [Quasi] sp0d fucks well [sp0d] I generally throw a spoon at blu as i cum [eppa] will you go down on all fours ? (James)
  • [Quasi] sp0d fucks well [sp0d] I generally throw a spoon at blu as i cum [eppa] will you go down on all fours ? [GulpGrrr] free man willies (JimBob)
  • [Burt] i am used to my tiny thing [Burt] but i get functionality by getting a bigger one (StuiiWAR)
  • [Burt] i am used to my tiny thing [Burt] but i get functionality by getting a bigger one [James] youre an attractive looking male (StuiiWAR)
  • [kerni] of course I dont fuck eppa [kerni] im not that mental [eppa] oh (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: TDBS - BBC2 ON LATER: gibbering (Burt)
  • Argumentitive Cuntyness meter: [0............|..100] (Burt)
  • On now: TETCH. On soon: MORE TETCH. On later: YOU CUNT. On tomorrow: Hi there! (parpicus)
  • #aber - the Internet, and more! (^Stuii^)
  • CRUSHING HOUR (Ricey)
  • [sp0d] I AM FUCKING CLUELESS, DEAL! (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] I AM FUCKING CLUELESS, DEAL! [parpicus] DO NOT TAKE THE TOPIC ANALLY (Burt)
  • * Burt completes masturbation * sp0d inhales [^Stuii^] that smells like my sock (parpicus)
  • * Burt completes masturbation [Burt] i got eyefuls of semen (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt completes masturbation [Burt] i got eyefuls of semen [Burt] the goo (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt completes masturbation [Burt] i got eyefuls of semen [Burt] the goo [Burt] pass me a rag (^Stuii^)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches (GulpGrrr)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] once you get a taste of it, then thats it (GulpGrrr)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] once you get a taste of it, then thats it [GulpGrrr] i felt it... and came (parpicus)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] once you get a taste of it, then thats it [GulpGrrr] i felt it... then came (parpicus)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [sp0d] he must have got bored inflating it [sp0d] or has less to cover up (GulpGrrr)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] I tried it on with spectre (GulpGrrr)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [^Stuii^] you so foxy (GulpGrrr)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches (GulpGrrr)
  • Total Failure (James)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] I tried it on with spectre (Quasi)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] I tried it on with spectre [Shrink] Ive had the spectre ass too (Burt)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] I tried it on with spectre [Shrink] Ive had the spectre ass too [eppa] Ill lube now (GulpGrrr)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] I tried it on with spectre [Shrink] Ive had the spectre ass too [eppa] Ill lube now *GulpGrrr creams over BuMs (shiny)
  • [James] parp: Ive never had a long penis [James] record - 3 inches [James] I tried it on with spectre [Shrink] Ive had the spectre ass too [eppa] Ill lube now (GulpGrrr)
  • [eppa] Im going to blow men (Asan)
  • [eppa] Im going to blow men [eppa] I go down very well (Asan)
  • * Burt imagines growing a bigger penis (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt imagines growing a bigger penis * Burt goes camp (Owf)
  • [shiny] i need fucking now you cunts (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] i need fucking now you cunts [shiny] i only fuck men (James)
  • [shiny] i need fucking now you cunts [shiny] i only fuck men [shiny] and in the ass (Asan)
  • [shiny] i need fucking now you cunts [shiny] i only fuck men [shiny] and in the ass [^Stuii^] id do shiny [shiny] ok thanks [eppa] I want a rimjob (Asan)
  • [shiny] i need fucking now you cunts [shiny] i only fuck men [shiny] and in the ass [^Stuii^] id do shiny [shiny] ok thanks [eppa] I want a rimjob [eppa] NO TITs (Asan)
  • [shiny] i need fucking now you cunts [shiny] i only fuck men [shiny] and in the ass [^Stuii^] id do shiny [shiny] ok thanks [eppa] I want a rimjob [eppa] NO TITs [shiny] what ever happenbed to our dream, man (James)
  • [shiny] i need fucking now you cunts [shiny] i only fuck men [shiny] and in the ass [^Stuii^] id do shiny [shiny] ok thanks [eppa] I want a rimjob [eppa] NO TITs [shiny] what ever happened to our dream, man (James)
  • The previous topic had come to the end of its useful life several iterations ago. (^Stuii^)
  • [Ducki] hmm my drawers are getting harder and harder to get into [NLA-NLR] (James)
  • ON NOW: General filthe ON LATER: Morning Cunts, with Parp and Lex - todays feature: Marmite or Peanut butter? (Burt)
  • [parpicus] i snog birds (shiny)
  • [James] bugger my ass sp0d (shiny)
  • [James] post buggery session with sp0d and gulp next week (Burt)
  • POBIMA rescinded - Commence the boddingtons, aarrr-kid-Stuii (Asan)
  • ELIOT NESS DEAD (^Woodsta^)
  • [Woodwork] somebody set me up the cock (Owf)
  • [Woodwork] Tickets for me sucking eppa!! They are selling fast!! (Shrink)
  • [Woodwork] Tickets for me sucking eppa!! They are selling fast!! [Woodwork] we are getting married (James)
  • [Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man (Asan)
  • [Woodwork] Tickets for me sucking eppa!! They are selling fast!! [Shrink] and see me wanking too (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man (Asan)
  • [Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man [eppa] such a filthy big dong [eppa] I like em a bit crusty innit (Asan)
  • [Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man [eppa] such a filthy big dong [eppa] I like em a bit crusty innit [Ricey] Bash my face with the bell-end, chaps (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man [eppa] such a filthy big dong [eppa] I like em a bit crusty innit [Ricey] Bash my face with the bell-end, chaps [Owf] And lll sex up your gonads (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man [eppa] such a filthy big dong [eppa] I like em a bit crusty innit [Ricey] Bash my face with the bell-end, chaps [Owf] And lll sex up your gonads [James] I can bum asan (parpicus)
  • [Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man [eppa] such a filthy big dong [eppa] I like em a bit crusty innit [Ricey] Bash my face with the bell-end, chaps [Owf] And lll sex up your gonads [James] I can bum asan [^Woodsta^] Up the a (parpicus)
  • the previous topic pushed its luck (parpicus)
  • [Burt] any suggestions on stopping a minge smoking? [James] wash it [James] or refresh spray (GulpGrrr)
  • Quasi returns from successful stuffing [Quasi] felt nice n hot for an hour [Quasi] it almost didnt fit (Blu)
  • *Quasi returns from successful stuffing [Quasi] felt nice n hot for an hour [Quasi] it almost didnt fit (Blu)
  • * Burt feels for the guy on bbc1 (James)
  • [Burt] Basically, I have only ever loved men. Simply put, bulging gonads work for me. (parpicus)
  • [Burt] Basically, I have only ever loved men. Simply put, bulging gonads work for me. [Burt] ladies are just repulsive (parpicus)
  • [Burt] Basically, I have only ever loved men. Simply put, bulging gonads work for me. [Burt] ladies are just repulsive [Burt] my mother does scat porn (parpicus)
  • [Serpzilla] I want to come on Cynchs face. (parpicus)
  • [Serpzilla] I want to come on Cnychs face. (parpicus)
  • [Serpzilla] I want to come on Cnychs face. [Shrink] i wank scods gonads (Lambie)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS AN NLA FAILURE (Shrink)
  • �On Now� Militant May �On Later� Sp0d Gets Banned (rpt) (Lambie)
  • �On Now� Militant May �On Later� Sp0d Gets Banned (rpt) Snippyness meter: [0 ................ |.. 100] (Burt)
  • [Burt] i love being spanked with spoons (Quasi)
  • [Shrink] stop tasting of blood, mum [Woodwork] mmm, chewy womb lining (shiny)
  • [Shrink] stop tasting of blood, mum [Woodwork] mmm, chewy womb lining [eppa] I want a Mums tasty minge (GulpGrrr)
  • FAIL (Quasi)
  • F41L D00D (Qu4s1)
  • FAIL (Quasi)
  • O_|/ Wesleys (Burt)
  • [eppa] Im so in to parpicus (Gulp)
  • ON NOW: hormonal males hour ON NEXT: the brown side beckons eppa (Asan)
  • [eppa] one handed typing is really awkward (Burt)
  • [eppa] one handed typing is really awkward [kerni] fuck me hard (Burt)
  • [eppa] one handed typing is really awkward [kerni] fuck me hard [eppa] piss on me (Gulp)
  • [Saarlax] Lambie is stuffing a shit-stained duvet up his manquim (parpicus)
  • [Saarlax] Lambie is stuffing a shit-stained duvet up his manquim * Lambie parts his sacs (eppa)
  • [eppa] i sleep with 10 year olds (shiny)
  • [eppa] i sleep with 10 year olds [^Woodsta^] i sleep with 5 year olds (shiny)
  • [kerni] do you want to come in me with ben and bruce? [^Woodsta^] and owf (Asan)
  • [Owf] mine arent small [Owf] theyre hyooge [jkd] i wouldnt say theyre huge [shiny] a bit like a fat man with a small tadger [^Woodsta^] now look here [^Woodsta^] thats a myth (ArrStuii)
  • [James] All your anus are belong to me, for great bumming. (parpicus)
  • [James] All your anus are belong to me, for great bumming. [James] set me up the parp-bum (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] we played with some random kids (^Woodsta^)
  • [Lambie] we played with some random kids [Lambie] biting, punching the bollocks, pulling pants down (shiny)
  • [Lambie] we played with some random kids [Lambie] biting, punching the bollocks, pulling pants down [Lambie] and that was just lege (shiny)
  • [parpicus] so I wank David Spedding with an office-workers mouth [parpicus] My mans fucking every week (^Woodsta^)
  • [parpicus] so I wank David Spedding with an office-workers mouth [parpicus] My mans fucking every week [parpicus] i rimmed angry German with a spoon (Lambie)
  • [parpicus] so I wank David Spedding with an office-workers mouth [parpicus] My mans fucking every week [parpicus] i rimmed angry German with a spoon [eppa] I was chewing peanut and it just sort of slipped out (Lambie)
  • [parpicus] so I wank David Spedding with an office-workers mouth [parpicus] My mans fucking every week [parpicus] i rimmed angry German with a spoon [eppa] I was chewing peanut and it just sort of slipped out [^peanut^] they have a big cock dont they (Lambie)
  • * Burt remembers the time he took tom [Burt] i just kept coming (Asan)
  • [Ricey] OH YES, SHOVE YOUR MASSIVE TOOL INTO MY COLON AND TICKLE MY PROSTATE. (parpicus)
  • [eppa] its the second time today Ive had to let one off and a girl came over to light it (Burt)
  • [eppa] its the second time today Ive let one off and a girl came over to light it (Burt)
  • * Burt gets his daily fill of dick (shiny)
  • * Burt gets his daily fill of dick [Burt] i found it massive [Burt] and rather long (ArrStuii)
  • * Burt gets his daily fill of dick [Burt] i found it massive [Burt] and rather long [Shrink] I plan on cunnilingus with kerni (parpicus)
  • topic to Happy 21st Surfr (153165)
  • [Burt] looking at other ones, i realise how small my penis is (shiny)
  • [Burt] looking at other ones, i realise how small my penis is [eppa] who wants to bum a lad with me? (Lambie)
  • [shiny] eppa lets holiday in thailand [eppa] many ladyboys there [eppa] fuck fuck fuck (James)
  • [shiny] eppa lets holiday in thailand [eppa] many ladyboys there [eppa] fuck fuck fuck [Duct] withdraw his penis (parpicus)
  • FAO Shrink: Ricey has booked you a room, 70 quid a night, sharing a bed. Dont call him. (shiny)
  • [Burt] i dont generally make big loads (shiny)
  • [Burt] i dont generally make big loads [Burt] average is 6ml (shiny)
  • * parpicus has the urge to fuck gulp then give him a good rim [sp0d] sounds nice [parpicus] it will be (Burt)
  • * parpicus has the urge to fuck gulp then give him a good rim [sp0d] sounds nice [parpicus] it will be [RubberDucki] do me too (Burt)
  • * parpicus has the urge to fuck gulp then give him a good rim [sp0d] sounds nice [parpicus] it will be [RubberDucki] do me too [eppa] and rim me til I bleed (Lambie)
  • parpicus has the urge to fuck gulp then give him a good rim [sp0d] sounds nice [parpicus] it will be [RubberDucki] do me too [eppa] and rim me til I bleed [kerni] I want it NOW (Ricey)
  • parpicus has the urge to fuck gulp then give him a good rim [sp0d] sounds nice [parpicus] it will be [RubberDucki] do me too [eppa] and rim me til I bleed [kerni] I want it NOW [Blu] there are plenty of pussies available (Gulp)
  • Please do not visit http://www.break.ipaska.com/random/wtf.jpg (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa came in, wanked, and apologised for the mess which I pointed out (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa came in, wanked, and apologised for the mess which I pointed out [Burt] im going to bang ducki (Owf)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa came in, wanked, and apologised for the mess which I pointed out [Burt] im going to bang ducki [Burt] in the fold (shiny)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa came in, wanked, and apologised for the mess which I pointed out [Burt] im going to bang ducki [Burt] in the fold [^Stuii^] Ive had 6 people in a ford fiesta before (Lambie)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa came in, wanked, and apologised for the mess which I pointed out [Burt] im going to bang ducki [Burt] in the fold [^Stuii^] Ive had 6 people in a ford fiesta before [^Woodsta^] some girl flashed her cunt at some other bird [Duct] Im getting all nostalgic now (James)
  • The previous topic exploded. (^Stuii^)
  • �On Now:� Eppa Pre-Review Chafing �On Next:� Eppa Gets Fired (Lambie)
  • �On Now:� Eppa Pre-Review Chafing �On Next:� Eppa Gets Fired �On After:� Eppa Scabs Fags Off Woodsta (^Stuii^)
  • �On Now:� Eppa Pre-Review Chafing �On Next:� Eppa Gets Fired �On After:� Eppa Scabs Fabs Off Woodsta �On Later:� Biggestshoesir? I dont know? (Asan)
  • [Quasi] Help me find a bird with sweaty pits to kiss (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] Help me find a bird with sweaty pits to kiss [Gulp] phoenix may be able to help out (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] Help me find a bird with sweaty pits to kiss [Gulp] phoenix may be able to help out [phoenix] i give head (shiny)
  • [Quasi] Help me find a bird with sweaty pits to kiss [Gulp] phoenix may be able to help out [phoenix] my cunt is reserved for eppa (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] Help me find a bird with sweaty pits to kiss [Gulp] phoenix may be able to help out [phoenix] my cunt is reserved for eppa [phoenix] right eppa, ram my cunt (Lambie)
  • [eppa] I get loads of man sex (ArrStuii)
  • [eppa] I get loads of man sex [eppa] all day long [eppa] my small knob is small (ArrStuii)
  • [eppa] I get loads of man sex [eppa] all day long [eppa] my knob is small (ArrStuii)
  • [eppa] I get loads of man sex [eppa] all day long [eppa] my knob is small [^Woodsta^] eppa lets me ram his sphincter [^Woodsta^] like a woman (parpicus)
  • [eppa] I get loads of man sex [eppa] all day long [eppa] my knob is small [^Woodsta^] eppa lets me ram his sphincter [^Woodsta^] like a woman [Burt] im fisting lambie (shiny)
  • Happy 18th Ducki (Burt)
  • [[[HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCKI!]]] [shiny] fucking in london is expensive [Saarlax] swallow cum multiple times [shiny] not a nice thought (Gulp)
  • [[[HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCKI!]]] [shiny] fucking in london is expensive [Saarlax] swallow cum multiple times [shiny] not a nice thought [phoenix] just cum on me (Gulp)
  • [[[HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCKI!]]] [shiny] fucking in london is expensive [Saarlax] swallow cum multiple times [shiny] not a nice thought (Gulp)
  • [[[HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCKI!]]] [James] Quasi masturbates whilst imagining Stuii wanking (parpicus)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
  • [Stuii] [[[HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCKI!]]] (Gulp)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] gag on my hard tool [Quasi] aye, shall do [^Stuii^] gag on that cock (parpicus)
  • [eppa] Im considering going gay to attract fags (Asan)
  • http://users.aber.ac.uk/dvp8/superduck/ (Gulp)
  • http://users.aber.ac.uk/jor7/ducki2003.shtml (James)
  • [kerni] argh, theyre fucking drilling [kerni] theyre alternating drilling and banging (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] id rather do mother personally (eppa)
  • [Lambie] id rather do mother personally [Lambie] i bet shes a minx in the sack (eppa)
  • NLA failure (^Stuii^)
  • BRACE FOR WOODSTA (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] Id do tatu [kerni] sexy russians (Shrink)
  • [kerni] Id do tatu [kerni] sexy russians [James] tempt my arse Mark, come on (Lambie)
  • [phoenix] ? (parpicus)
  • [phoenix] I collect friends (Blu)
  • [phoenix] I collect friends [Photon_] Im desperate enough to sex you up [Quasimodo] I need that cunt too [Quasimodo] in my face, please (parpicus)
  • [phoenix] I collect friends [Photon_] Im desperate enough to sex you up [Quasimodo] I need that cunt too [Quasimodo] in my face, please [Quasimodo] I SAID THAT (James)
  • [phoenix] I collect friends [Photon_] Im desperate enough to sex you up [Quasimodo] I need that cunt too [Quasimodo] in my face, please [Quasimodo] yes, the minge and tits (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] I fancy young boys (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] I fancy young boys [sp0d] I have fancied underage guys too (Burt)
  • [sp0d] I fancy young boys [sp0d] I wont deny it (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] I fancy young boys [sp0d] I wont deny it [^Stuii^] I put it up arses ([Deev])
  • [sp0d] I fancy young boys [sp0d] I wont deny it [^Stuii^] I put it up arses [^Stuii^] my arse as well ([Deev])
  • �On Now:� Aber Non-Meet Gets Planned �On in 2 weeks:� Noone Fucking Told Me Anything [rpt] (Lambie)
  • * Gaz has shit on quasi, who else wants It cunts (Lambie)
  • [^Stuii^] oooooooooook (Asan)
  • http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/latest.jpg ITS #ABER (^Stuii^)
  • �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK �ACK� ACK (Burt)
  • [Shrink] gah, stop fucking my arse, dad (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] gah, stop fucking my arse, dad [Burt] id better go and check hes not wanking over you (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] gah, stop fucking my arse, dad [Burt] id better go and check hes not wanking over you [^Woodsta^] Father probes my arse - till it bleeds. (parpicus)
  • [eppa] wheres kerni when I want to flirt with no chance of Real Sex (James)
  • [eppa] wheres kerni when I want to flirt with no chance of Real Sex NLA+NLR (James)
  • [eppa] wheres kerni when I want to flirt with no chance of Real Sex [eppa] I want kerni to come then I can talk crap NLA+NLR (JimBob)
  • [eppa] tomorrow I spend 20 quid on a lens hood *UNSHOCKER* (Quasi)
  • * Lambie braces for final night of hard gay cramming (Asan)
  • * Lambie braces for final night of hard gay cramming * Burt clears his bed (Quasi)
  • [eppa] its small and white (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] wanking hurts my wrists too much, and I like the bloke who runs the staff gym (Burt)
  • LIFE: WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY. #ABER HAS SPOKEN. (^Woodsta^)
  • [James] young schoolgirls in thongs, nice (eppa)
  • [sp0d] i started wearing smaller knickers and bloomers (Asan)
  • [sp0d] i started wearing smaller knickers and bloomers [^^Woodsta] i want to bum your pale young ass ([Deev])
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLU. Yewwwwwwwwwwwwauldwoman (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Sp0ds technology review ON LATER: Blus Birthday Bonanza Banana Boogie (^Gulp^)
  • ON NOW: Sp0ds technology review ON LATER: Blus Birthday Bonanza Banana Boogie ON EVEN LATER: Sp0ds technology review (Rpt.) (^Gulp^)
  • [Wyrm] i shag dog arses [Wyrm] cats hurt too much (^Gulp^)
  • [Shrink] i had a blinding fuck from shiny (Owf)
  • [eppa] IM A FAN OF MAN!!! (Asan)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris (parpicus)
  • NLA FAILURE (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris �[Lambie] slipping in nicely [^Stuii^] hes well loose (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris �[Lambie] slipping in nicely [^Stuii^] hes well loose [^Stuii^] Now notice how his face contorts with disgust as my load splashes inside him (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris �[Lambie] slipping in nicely [^Stuii^] hes well loose [^Stuii^] Now notice how his face contorts with disgust as my load splashes inside him [Shrink] fraggsta and I will suck the cum out (parpicus)
  • NLA FAILURE (Shrink)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris �[Lambie] slipping in nicely [^Stuii^] hes well loose [^Stuii^] Now notice how his face contorts with disgust as my load splashes inside him [Shrink] fraggsta and I will suck the cum out (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris �[Lambie] slipping in nicely [^Stuii^] hes well loose [^Stuii^] Now notice how his face contorts with disgust as my load splashes inside him [Shrink] fraggsta and I will suck the cum out [Burt] ooh, let me kiss you both afterwards (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock �entering chris �[^Stuii^] Now notice how his face contorts with disgust as my load splashes inside him [Shrink] fraggsta and I will suck the cum out [Burt] ooh, let me kiss you both afterwards [kerni] let me open up my legs and offer you a nightcap (parpicus)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob (fraggsta)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds (parpicus)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds [Burt] all over my cock (parpicus)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds [Burt] all over my cock [Burt] OH HOW I NEED THAT ARSE (parpicus)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds [Burt] all over my cock [Burt] OH HOW I NEED THAT ARSE [Burt] need to taste it (parpicus)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds [Burt] all over my cock [Burt] OH HOW I NEED THAT ARSE [Burt] need to taste it [Burt] must find suitably clean shit (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds [Burt] all over my cock [Burt] OH HOW I NEED THAT ARSE [Burt] need to taste it [Burt] must find suitably clean shit * Burt prepares to eat it out (parpicus)
  • [Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds [Burt] all over my cock [Burt] OH HOW I NEED THAT ARSE [Burt] need to taste it [Burt] must find suitably clean shit * Burt prepares to eat it out [burt] ready to gulp (parpicus)
  • [eppa] my penis is so lamentably small [eppa] woodsta, rub it with gusto (parpicus)
  • [eppa] my penis is so lamentably small [eppa] woodsta, rub it with gusto [eppa] I cant believe my penis is so small (parpicus)
  • * phoenix has to go to doctors tomorrow [phoenix] im being neutered (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] now fear me: i have done a spermy shit in a can (shiny)
  • [Burt] my cousins wank on the sofa NLA+NLR (James)
  • [Burt] my cousins wank on the sofa [Burt] i wank on the sofa [Digby] I hope they wank each other on the sofa (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] my cousins wank on the sofa [Burt] i wank on the sofa [Digby] I hope they wank each other on the sofa [Digby] Not enough wanking goes on on my sofa (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] my cousins wank on the sofa [Burt] i wank on the sofa [Digby] I hope they wank each other on the sofa [Digby] Not enough wanking goes on on my sofa [parpicus] i crave another bite of the shiny love apples (Burt)
  • [Burt] my cousins wank on the sofa [Burt] i wank on the sofa [Digby] I hope they wank each other on the sofa [Digby] Not enough wanking goes on on my sofa [Digby] I wank with burt on the sofa (parpicus)
  • PEANUT GOING SHOPPING TOMMOROW *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • [James] fuck that pie (Ricey)
  • [eppa] where is kerni *stamp foot* I need her minge (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] I AM A RAGING FUCK MACHINE (Ricey)
  • [Burt] I AM A RAGING FUCK MACHINE [^Stuii^] ooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooook!!! (Ricey)
  • [Burt] I AM A RAGING FUCK MACHINE [^Stuii^] And I am a simpering slut. Use me. (parpicus)
  • [Burt] I AM A RAGING FUCK MACHINE [^Stuii^] And I am a simpering slut. Use me. [eppa] are you trying to get me to wank? (Ricey)
  • * fraggsta i feel poo when I anally wank my little toosh (^Gulp^)
  • [GazOS] wank me in the arse * fraggsta i feel poo when I anally wank my little toosh (^Gulp^)
  • [GazOS] wank me in the arse * fraggsta i feel poo when I anally wank my little toosh [Lambie] im no arse boy [^Gulp^] well, youve got tits... (^Gulp^)
  • [GazOS] wank me in the arse * fraggsta i feel poo when I anally wank my little toosh [Lambie] im no arse boy [^Gulp^] well, youve got tits... [^Gulp^] parp enters me and i get shy (^Gulp^)
  • [GazOS] wank me in the arse * fraggsta i feel poo when I anally wank my little toosh [Lambie] im no arse boy [^Gulp^] well, youve got tits... [^Gulp^] parp enters me and i get shy [eppa] ill do Gulp (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] woodsta I am skint (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] such a huge Burt in my anus (James)
  • [^Woodsta^] what is for dinner [kerni] hippah cum [^Woodsta^] Ill have that on my breasts (parpicus)
  • NO DREAMWEAVER IDIOTS (^Stuii^)
  • [fraggsta] sp0d, i wish to taste your phallic magnificence (parpicus)
  • [fraggsta] sp0d, i wish to taste your phallic magnificence [fraggsta] I prefer it to stuiis (parpicus)
  • [fraggsta] sp0d, i wish to taste your phallic magnificence [fraggsta] I prefer it to stuiis [^Stuii^] fraggsta, you need to savour my apres-shoot dregs (parpicus)
  • [fraggsta] sp0d, i wish to taste your phallic magnificence [fraggsta] I prefer it to stuiis [^Stuii^] fraggsta, you need to savour my after-shoot dregs (parpicus)
  • [fraggsta] sp0d, i wish to taste your phallic magnificence [fraggsta] I prefer it to stuiis [^Stuii^] fraggsta, you need to savour my after-shoot dregs * ^Woodsta^ resists the urge to ride stuii (eppa)
  • [fraggsta] sp0d, i wish to taste your phallic magnificence [fraggsta] I prefer it to stuiis [^Stuii^] fraggsta, you need to savour my after-shoot dregs (eppa)
  • [Ricey] this tiny cunt is getting another one shoved in [Ricey] four people in it (^Woodsta^)
  • [Ricey] this tiny cunt is getting another one shoved in [Ricey] four people in it [eppa] my cunt is tiny (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] this tiny cunt is getting another one shoved in [Ricey] four people in it [eppa] my cunt is tiny [eppa] room for an aubergine (Ricey)
  • [Ricey] this tiny cunt is getting another one shoved in [Ricey] four people in it [eppa] my cunt is tiny [eppa] room for an aubergine [kerni] cop a load of this cucumber (Ricey)
  • [Ricey] this tiny cunt is getting another one shoved in [Ricey] four people in it [eppa] my cunt is tiny [eppa] room for an aubergine [kerni] cop a load of this cucumber [eppa] come and get it (kerni)
  • [Ricey] this tiny cunt is getting another one shoved in [Ricey] four people in it [eppa] my cunt is tiny [eppa] room for an aubergine [kerni] cop a load of this cucumber [eppa] come and get it [kerni] I just cocked eppa (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] seen phoenix * Quasi is very happy today (James)
  • [Quasi] seen phoenix * Quasi is very happy today [Quasi] she tasted my cum (burt)
  • [Quasi] seen phoenix * Quasi is very happy today [Quasi] she tasted my cum [Quasi] I REALLY want that (James)
  • [Quasi] seen phoenix * Quasi is very happy today [Quasi] she tasted my cum [Quasi] I REALLY want that [kerni] ooh, suck me off (Lambie)
  • [Shrink] Burt, please wash my arse using the gift of tongue (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Burt, please wash my arse using the gift of tongue [Burt] his member is quite tasty (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] Burt, please wash my arse using the gift of tongue [Burt] his member is quite tasty [Quasi] people dont like my gay old arse [Quasi] even gulp spurned it (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Burt, please wash my arse using the gift of tongue [Burt] his member is quite tasty [Quasi] people dont like my gay old arse [Quasi] even gulp spurned it [Burt] i have eaten it (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] Burt, please wash my arse using the gift of tongue [Burt] his member is quite tasty [Quasi] people dont like my gay old arse [Quasi] even gulp spurned it [Burt] i have eaten it [^peanut^] suck it all in (Ricey)
  • [Shrink] Burt, please wash my arse using the gift of tongue [Burt] his member is quite tasty [Quasi] people dont like my gay old arse [Quasi] even gulp spurned it [Burt] i have eaten it [^peanut^] suck it all in * eppa licks the wee from his lips [eppa] numnum (Lambie)
  • [^Woodsta^] I think I prefer balls to breasts (James)
  • L@@K W@W 3u Compaq rackmount UPS for delivery to Aberystwyth next weekend. Bids start at �0, ALL BIDS via e-mail and will be treated as genuine, even if theyre �0. BID NOW sbf5@aber.org.uk - http://photos.stuii.co.uk/albums/kit-slmr/mvc_167f.jpg (^Stuii^)
  • L@@K W@W 3u Compaq rackmount UPS for delivery to Aberystwyth next weekend. Bidding currently at �5, ALL BIDS via e-mail BID NOW sbf5@aber.org.uk - http://photos.stuii.co.uk/albums/kit-slmr/mvc_167f.jpg (^Stuii^)
  • KAREN MORELY DEAD (^Woodsta^)
  • pissed hour. All corrections will be ridiculed. (^Woodsta^)
  • ON NOW: Morning filth (kerni)
  • getcher cheap sun kit hyah now. Offer ends 25 June 2003. Typical discount 35% (plus small administration charge). Requests to shiny@sun.com (shiny)
  • [Shrink] nah, parps far more fun than kerni for us hetero types (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] parps far more fun than kerni for us hetero types (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] parps far more fun than kerni for us hetero types [kerni] ooook (Ricey)
  • [Quasi] I wish to tie lambie to a rail AND SEX HiM (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] I wish to tie lambie to a rail AND SEX HiM [Shrink] set me up the rail fucking (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] I wish to tie lambie to a rail AND SEX HiM [Shrink] set me up the rail fucking [Burt] i cant be arsed with fucking again (Mr_Scod)
  • [Quasi] I wish to tie lambie to a rail AND SEX HiM [Shrink] set me up the rail fucking [Burt] i cant be arsed with fucking again [Burt] i love fucking shit (shiny)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WAS PAST ITS SELL-BY DATE AND WAS BEGINNING TO SMELL (Shrink)
  • [James] Ive cum across smelly virgin minge (eppa)
  • [James] Ive cum across smelly virgin minge pumped them with goo, too (eppa)
  • [James] Ive cum across smelly virgin minge [James] pumped them with goo, too (eppa)
  • [James] Ive cum across smelly virgin minge [James] pumped them with goo, too [James] ook (Mr_Scod)
  • [James] Ive cum across smelly virgin minge [James] pumped them with goo, too [James] ook [Owf] shoot it up me james (eppa)
  • [James] Ive cum across smelly virgin minge [James] pumped them with goo, too [Owf] shoot it up me james [Owf] liquid goo (eppa)
  • [James] Ive cum across smelly virgin minge [James] pumped them with goo, too [Owf] shoot it up me james [Owf] liquid goo [Lambie] james you are shooting hot cum (eppa)
  • [^Stuii^] CHRIS, IF YOU WANT TO FUCK ME YOU NEED TO ENTER MY ARSE AND CALL ME SUSAN (parpicus)
  • ON NEXT: Slavery Commune Brother Evictions - TXT NOW Lambie 83133, Ducki 83134, Rich 83135, Others 83136 (^Stuii^)
  • ON NEXT: Slavery Commune Brother Evictions - TXT NOW Lambie 83133, Ducki 83134, Rich 83135, Widget 83136, James 83136, Others 83137 (^Gulp^)
  • [eppa] woodsta would you do me a favour and bang spod for me please? (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] woodsta would you do me a favour and bang spod for me please? [eppa] with jkds black pudding (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] woodsta would you do me a favour and bang spod for me please? [eppa] with jkds black pudding [^Woodsta^] my arse is swimming in eppas throbbing goo (Lambie)
  • [eppa] woodsta would you do me a favour and bang spod for me please? [eppa] with jkds black pudding [^Woodsta^] my arse is swimming in eppas throbbing goo [Shrink] OH YES, RAM IT IN EPPAS ARSE AND WIGGLE IT (Lambie)
  • [eppa] woodsta would you do me a favour and bang spod for me please? [eppa] with jkds black pudding [^Woodsta^] my arse is swimming in eppas throbbing goo [^Stuii^] THE BIG COCK OF YOUR DREAMS!!! (eppa)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC WASNT FUNNY AND NOBODY SAID THAT. (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Woodsta^] tits [Lambie] willy [Owf] arse (eppa)
  • [^Woodsta^] tits [Lambie] willy [Owf] arse [^Stuii^] ARM [^Stuii^] uhh (eppa)
  • [eppa] I WANKED SHINY (shiny)
  • [eppa] I WANKED SHINY [eppa] THEN WE FUCK (shiny)
  • [eppa] I WANKED SHINY [eppa] THEN WE FUCK [Shrink] SEX ME NOW (shiny)
  • [eppa] I WANKED SHINY [eppa] THEN WE FUCK [Shrink] SEX ME NOW * Shrink imagines quasi meat (eppa)
  • [shiny] I am a nob invalid (eppa)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid (shiny)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid [Owf] that eppa [eppa] it was ok (shiny)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid [Owf] that eppa [eppa] it was ok [eppa] passive sex - pfft (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid [Owf] that eppa [eppa] it was ok [eppa] passive sex - pfft [Shrink] eppa get ready for bed ill make you feel better (James)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid [Owf] that eppa [eppa] it was ok [eppa] passive sex - pfft [Shrink] eppa get ready for bed ill make you feel better [Quasi] I want to cum inside (Mr_Scod)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid [Owf] that eppa [eppa] it was ok [eppa] passive sex - pfft [Shrink] eppa get ready for bed ill make you feel better [Quasi] I want to cum inside [eppa] no, let it out, let it out (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid [Owf] that eppa [eppa] it was ok [eppa] passive sex - pfft [Shrink] eppa get ready for bed ill make you feel better [Quasi] I want to cum inside [eppa] no, let it out, let it out [Quasi] I enjoy stretching it (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] I nobbed an invalid [Owf] that eppa [eppa] it was ok [eppa] passive sex - pfft [Shrink] eppa get ready for bed ill make you feel better [Quasi] I want to cum inside [eppa] no, let it out, let it out [Quasi] I enjoy stretching i [Owf] its going to blow (shiny)
  • the previous topic went supernova (shiny)
  • [kerni] someone get me some chaps cream (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] someone get me some chaps cream [eppa] Im going for it (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] someone get me some chaps cream [eppa] Im going for it [eppa] ive no semen (shiny)
  • [kerni] someone get me some chaps cream [eppa] Im going for it [eppa] ive no semen [burt] ive got that salty taste in my mouth (Quasi)
  • [kerni] someone get me some chaps cream [eppa] Im going for it [eppa] ive no semen [burt] ive got that salty taste in my mouth [Owf] welcome to my anus (Mr_Scod)
  • [Shrink] semen on my jeans (eppa)
  • [Shrink] semen on my jeans [James] I think thats mine. (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] semen on my jeans [James] I think thats mine. [James] I squeezed a few drops of cum onto them. [Shrink] your semen tastes funky (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] semen on my jeans [James] I think thats mine. [James] I squeezed a few drops of cum onto them. [Shrink] your semen tastes funky [eppa] my spunk is putrid (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] semen on my jeans [James] I think thats mine. [James] I squeezed a few drops of cum onto them. [Shrink] your semen tastes funky [eppa] my spunk is putrid [kerni] double-dip my cunt (shiny)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? (parpicus)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through (parpicus)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through [Asan] I need hot poo action (parpicus)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through [Asan] I need hot poo action [Noddie] ill follow through (parpicus)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through [Asan] I need hot poo action (parpicus)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through [Asan] I need hot poo action [Owf] i have a huge explosion of warm shit for you (parpicus)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through [Asan] I need hot poo action [Owf] i have a huge explosion of warm shit for you [eppa] I shall lick my own (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: The food discussion ON LATER: filthe followed by vomiting (Burt)
  • TERRORISM DESTRUCTION BOMB GOVERNMENT JIHAAD DEATH ATOMIC (Burt)
  • [burt] hell shove his tool in my mouth and grind away for hours [eppa] I think your bang woke me up, woodsta (NLA/NLR) (Lambie)
  • [Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through [Asan] I need hot poo action [Owf] i have a huge explosion of warm shit for you [eppa] I shall lick my own (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] hell shove his tool in my mouth and grind away for hours [eppa] I think your bang woke me up, woodsta (NLA/NLR) (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] hell shove his tool in my mouth and grind away for hours [eppa] I think your bang woke me up, woodsta (NLA/NLR) (Lambie)
  • [^Woodsta^] time to go and suck the caretakers (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] time to go and suck the caretakers [eppa] I think I want to get off (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] fucking bang me, landlord (^Stuii^)
  • GREGORY PECK DEAD (^Woodsta^)
  • Eppas Sexual Fantasies Unleashed! (With Pup, Moggz And Cnych) (Mr_Scod)
  • The last topic was fucking shit so I changed it (eppa)
  • [eppa] I make good cum [Mr_T] you give good head (Lambie)
  • #aber [eppa] I make good cum [Mr_T] you give good head [^Woodsta^] mm, eppa cum (Quasi)
  • NLA FAILURE (Shrink)
  • #aber [eppa] I make good cum [Mr_T] you give good head [^Woodsta^] mm, eppa cum (Quasi)
  • [eppa] I make good cum [Mr_T] you give good head [^Woodsta^] mm, eppa cum [James] i fuck bollocks (fraggsta)
  • [eppa] I make good cum [Mr_T] you give good head [^Woodsta^] mm, eppa cum [James] i fuck bollocks [Mr_T] Ive missed fucking James (Quasi)
  • [eppa] I make good cum [Mr_T] you give good head [^Woodsta^] mm, eppa cum [James] i fuck bollocks [Mr_T] Ive missed fucking James [^Woodsta^] MY PRICK LIVES (eppa)
  • [Burt] im young and blonde and a nice figure to die for (James)
  • NLA FAILURE (Shrink)
  • #aber [Burt] look i have to put my new belly bar in before i go out (Quasi)
  • #aber [Burt] look i have to put my new belly bar in before i go out [burt] like the male body one (James)
  • STUII IS ARRIVING AT ABOUT 9.00PM. NOW STOP FUCKING ASKING. (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I want a fuck in the arse (ShrinkWAR)
  • WAP W@W! http://www.aber.org.uk/logs/wap.php (StuiiWAR)
  • [burt] i get so pissed i end up being tempted into jimbobs bed (QuasiWAR)
  • [^Woodsta^] I like a manly redhead with large tits (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I like a manly redhead with large tits [^Woodsta^] and a huge butt (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I like a manly redhead with large tits [^Woodsta^] and a huge butt [^Woodsta^] CUM ON THE LOINZ (eppa)
  • [^Woodsta^] I like a manly redhead with large tits [^Woodsta^] and a huge butt [^Woodsta^] CUM ON THE LOINZ * Quasi snots (eppa)
  • The Previous topic was not NLA compliant (Quasi)
  • [Ducki] in that Im getting desperate so not being as fussy (JimBob)
  • [Ducki] in that Im getting desperate so not being as fussy [shiny] ive blown a goat this weekend (Ducki)
  • [Ducki] in that Im getting desperate so not being as fussy [shiny] ive blown a goat this weekend * Burt watches little girls (Quasi)
  • [Ducki] cor, havent had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio (parpicus)
  • [Ducki] cor, havent had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio [James] if youre talking about sex then Ive no idea (parpicus)
  • [Ducki] cor, havent had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio [James] if youre talking about sex then Ive no idea [Ducki] Ive never had a man taste me (parpicus)
  • [Ducki] cor, havent had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio [James] if youre talking about sex then Ive no idea [Ducki] Ive never had a man taste me [Asan] only because youre not being paid for it (James)
  • [Ducki] cor, havent had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio [James] if youre talking about sex then Ive no idea [Ducki] Ive never had a man taste me [Asan] only because youre not being paid for it [Lambie] i will pay for some pussy (parpicus)
  • [Ducki] cor, havent had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio [James] if youre talking about sex then Ive no idea [Ducki] Ive never had a man taste me [Asan] only because youre not being paid for it [Lambie] i will pay for some pussy [Ducki] eat me [Ducki] need your dick deep (parpicus)
  • [Ducki] cor, havent had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio [James] if youre talking about sex then Ive no idea [Ducki] Ive never had a man taste me [Asan] only because youre not being paid for it [Lambie] i will pay for some pussy [Ducki] eat me [Ducki] need your dick deep [eppa] I hate looking at m (parpicus)
  • The previous topic reached its natural climax. (parpicus)
  • [burt] hmm one of the lads on reception is quite bangable (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] hmm one of the lads on reception is quite bangable [eppa] burt you have a good looking penetration tester? fuck me (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] i want a black penis (shiny)
  • [eppa] i want a black penis [Shrink] meet a nice South African (eppa)
  • [shiny] im just hot thats all (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] im just hot thats all [Asan] aye - set me up (Shrink)
  • [shiny] im just hot thats all [Asan] aye - set me up [Shrink] set me up too (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] SATAN IS LORD (Asan)
  • * Asan sets himself up the ice wank (shiny)
  • #aber [eppa] I smell a #queer refugee (Quasi)
  • [eppa] I smell a queer (^Stuii^)
  • * Quasi has a large number of asses to frig *drool* (shiny)
  • Quasi has a large number of asses to frig *drool* [eppa] Im usually the first (Ricey)
  • [lowey] im in heat (Lambie)
  • [lowey] im in heat [^Stuii^] i must be in heat (Lambie)
  • [lowey] im in heat [^Stuii^] i must be in heat [fraggsta] I am in heat, and in multicoloured spandex (Lambie)
  • [lowey] im in heat [^Stuii^] i must be in heat [fraggsta] I am in heat, and in multicoloured spandex [Ricey] WE WILL WAVE OUR WAD (Quasi)
  • [lowey] im in heat [^Stuii^] i must be in heat [fraggsta] I am in heat, and in multicoloured spandex [Ricey] WE WILL WAVE OUR WAD [^Woodsta^] stuff me (fraggsta)
  • [kerni] My mum ate catshit for several decades [kerni] shes a tart [kerni] stinks of poo (parpicus)
  • [kerni] My mum ate catshit for several decades [kerni] shes a tart [kerni] stinks of poo [sp0d] I want to rim Ol ma kerni, and do it deep (parpicus)
  • [kerni] My mum ate catshit for several decades [kerni] shes a tart [kerni] stinks of poo [sp0d] I want to rim Ol ma kerni, and do it deep [kerni] Id advise widening her arse (parpicus)
  • [kerni] My mum ate catshit for several decades [kerni] shes a tart [kerni] stinks of poo [sp0d] I want to rim Ol ma kerni, and do it deep [kerni] Id advise widening her arse [kerni] I used a fist [kerni] and kept at it (parpicus)
  • [kerni] My mum ate catshit for several decades [kerni] shes a tart [kerni] stinks of poo [sp0d] I want to rim Ol ma kerni, and do it deep [kerni] Id advise widening her arse [kerni] I used a fist [kerni] and kept at it [sp0d] i could finger it gently (parpicus)
  • [James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck (parpicus)
  • [James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck [Shrink] Ill oblige, then kiss the cum off your cute arse (parpicus)
  • [James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck [Shrink] Ill oblige, then kiss the cum off your cute arse [fraggsta] can I wipe your face with my member too? (parpicus)
  • [James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck [Shrink] Ill oblige, then kiss the cum off your cute arse [fraggsta] can I wipe your face with my member too? [fraggsta] so you can taste my fucking manfat (parpicus)
  • [James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck [Shrink] Ill oblige, then kiss the cum off your cute arse [fraggsta] can I wipe your face with my member too? [fraggsta] so you can taste my fucking manfat [kerni] can i watch? (parpicus)
  • [James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck [Shrink] Ill oblige, then kiss the cum off your cute arse [fraggsta] can I wipe your face with my member too? [fraggsta] so you can taste my fucking manfat [kerni] can i watch? [Shrink] you can call me nina if you wish [kerni] pert ass, nina (parpicus)
  • [James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck [Shrink] Ill oblige, then kiss the cum off your cute arse [fraggsta] can I wipe your face with my member too? [fraggsta] so you can taste my fucking manfat [kerni] can i watch? [Shrink] you can call me nina if you wish [kerni] pert ass, nina [eppa] (Lambie)
  • The previous topic bulged and exploded like a hosepipe in a cartoon (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I like little pricks [James] I cleaned 17 men in 2 hours this morning (Asan)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff (shiny)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt (Lambie)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt [shiny] me too (Lambie)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt [shiny] me too [Quasi] yes, id rape burt (Lambie)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt [shiny] me too [Quasi] yes, id rape burt [^Stuii^] i rape burt the best (Lambie)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt [shiny] me too [Quasi] yes, id rape burt [^Stuii^] well who wouldnt [^Woodsta^] I would [Shrink] ah Bummin burt (shiny)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt [shiny] me too [Quasi] yes, id rape burt [^Stuii^] i rape burt the best (Lambie)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt [shiny] me too [Quasi] yes, id rape burt [^Stuii^] i rape burt the best [Quasi] i rape shiny too (Lambie)
  • [eppa] i secretly rape men and spunk my stuff [Saarlax] i raped burt [shiny] me too [Quasi] yes, id rape burt [^Stuii^] i rape burt the best [Quasi] i rape shiny too [eppa] rape me [Shrink] no raping eppa required (Lambie)
  • * ^Stuii^ beds the new guest (James)
  • * ^Stuii^ beds the new guest [^Woodsta^] Ive never been pulled (eppa)
  • * ^Stuii^ beds the new guest [^Woodsta^] Ive never been pulled [^Stuii^] burt was larger than life (Burt)
  • * ^Stuii^ beds the new guest [^Woodsta^] Ive never been pulled [^Stuii^] I did blu, shes jolly good fun [^Stuii^] burt was larger than life (James)
  • * ^Stuii^ beds the new guest [^Woodsta^] Ive never been pulled [^Stuii^] I did blu, shes jolly good fun [^Stuii^] burt was larger than life [eppa] I should now process my film, really (James)
  • [James] dong tit (^Woodsta^)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini (Shrink)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit (parpicus)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini (Shrink)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini [eppa] aye, dong tit (Lambie)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini [eppa] aye, dong tit [kerni] dong tit (James)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini [eppa] aye, dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit (James)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini [eppa] aye, dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit (parpicus)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini [eppa] aye, dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit (parpicus)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] my dong is mini [eppa] aye, dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit (parpicus)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit (parpicus)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit [parpicus] dong tit (James)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit [parpicus] dong tit dong (burt_)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit [parpicus] dong tit (James)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit Deev dong tit (parpicus)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit [parpicus] dong tit Deev dong tit (James)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit [parpicus] dong tit Deev dong tit [kerni] dong tit (James)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit [parpicus] dong tit Deev dong tit [kerni] dong tit [asan] dong tit (parpicus)
  • [James] dong tit [eppa] dong tit [kerni] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [^Woodsta^] dong tit [Lambie] dong tit [burt_] dong tit [Quasi] dong tit [parpicus] dong tit Deev dong tit [kerni] dong tit [Asan] dong tit (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] BILLIE IS MY LOVER (Asan)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour (Asan)
  • [^Woodsta^] BILLIE IS MY LOVER [Shrink] Ill do kerni (^Woodsta^)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] Ill empty her minge (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] Ill empty her minge [^Woodsta^] then rim the cum (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] Ill empty her minge [^Woodsta^] then rim the cum [^Woodsta^] then swill the fluid in my mouth (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] Ill empty her minge [^Woodsta^] then rim the cum [^Woodsta^] then swill the fluid in my mouth [parpicus] I enjoy swilling too (eppa)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] Ill empty her minge [^Woodsta^] then rim the cum [^Woodsta^] then swill the fluid in my mouth [parpicus] I enjoy swilling too [Asan] let me have the dregs [^Woodsta^] asan, you want my seed (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] Ill empty her minge [^Woodsta^] then rim the cum [^Woodsta^] then swill the fluid in my mouth [parpicus] I enjoy swilling too [Asan] let me have the dregs [^Woodsta^] asan, you want my seed * ^Woodsta^ loves semen (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] Ill probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] Ill empty her minge [^Woodsta^] then rim the cum [^Woodsta^] then swill the fluid in my mouth [parpicus] I enjoy swilling too [Asan] let me have the dregs [^Woodsta^] asan, you want my seed * ^Woodsta^ loves semen [eppa (parpicus)
  • time to start again (parpicus)
  • my sis likes to sup from my hairy arse (kerni)
  • [parpicus] my sis likes to sup from my hairy arse (kerni)
  • [parpicus] my sis likes to sup from my hairy arse [kerni] and i dream of your pert chocolate star also (parpicus)
  • [parpicus] my sis likes to sup from my hairy arse [kerni] and i dream of your pert chocolate star also [kerni] Sucking it, touching it (parpicus)
  • [parpicus] my sis likes to sup from my hairy arse [kerni] and i dream of your pert chocolate star also [kerni] Sucking it, touching it [parpicus] ta kerni i feel less queer (kerni)
  • [shin0r] The male attacker is described as white, in his mid-20s, 5ft 10in tall with short, dark spiky hair. [shin0r] its me (Asan)
  • [shin0r] The male attacker is described as white, in his mid-20s, 5ft 10in tall with short, dark spiky hair. [shin0r] its me [shin0r] THE INTERNET HAS MADE ME GAY (Asan)
  • [Ricey] im knocking owf (^Stuii^)
  • topic to first 98 login i have seen shm98 SYED HODJATOLLAH MOMENI MASULEH ()
  • [Quasi] ducki gave it to me (^Woodsta^)
  • [Quasi] ducki gave it to me [^Gulp^] grr... and me (eppa)
  • [Quasi] ducki gave it to me [^Gulp^] grr... and me [shiny] a pathetic cunt (eppa)
  • The previous topic should have been left to Topicmasters (^Stuii^)
  • [James] leave Aber *ULTRASHOCKER* (^Woodsta^)
  • [James] leave Aber NLA/NLR (burt)
  • [James] leave Aber NLA/NLR [burt] bondage is available in Aber (James)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have got pizza tits (shiny)
  • [^Woodsta^] I have got pizza tits [James] a good rear entrance (^^Woodsta)
  • [Shrink] I BLOW GOATS (shiny)
  • [burt] I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD (StuiiWAR)
  • [burt] I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD * Asan submits to entry (eppa)
  • [^Woodsta^] I like eating huge cocks (Asan)
  • * kerni wonders if her electric vibrator can be used for getting head (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] werent you eating big cocks earlier? * apple likes those (^Stuii^)
  • * ^Stuii^ forces his tiny penis into Chris (parpicus)
  • *^Stuii^ forces his tiny penis into Chris [Burt] the vicar did me and my brother at once (kerni)
  • *^Stuii^ forces his tiny penis into Chris [Burt] the vicar did me and my brother at once [Burt] fraggsta wiped all the cum off (Quasi)
  • ALL YOUR DONG TIT BELONGS TO US (James)
  • * Lambie pisses on flatmates [Lambie] i shall give them yellow (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] ive munted a nice black bottom (^Stuii^)
  • [Asan] nonsense, the other half will be getting it on the river (James)
  • [eppa] stuii, send me your scented used underwear (James_)
  • [eppa] stuii, send me your scented used underwear * eppa eats ass Fudge (shiny)
  • [Burt] i sex kids [James_] my mum was preggers and married at age 7 [eppa] my Mum didnt have me until she was 3 [gnomie] mine didnt have me til she was 32 (shiny)
  • ShinyTopic[tm] (James_)
  • [James_] Mark (Markbaa) caught me doing Lisa (his ex) in year 1 (Burt)
  • * Burt has 4 days of being on mother (^Woodsta^)
  • * Burt has 4 days of being on mother [Burt] possibly until the end of the month (Mr_Scod^)
  • * Burt has 4 days of being on mother [Burt] possibly until the end of the month [Burt] ignore that DP (^Woodsta^)
  • * Owf decorates his monitor in new and interesting ways [NLANLR] (^Stuii^)
  • [Shrink] I know all the staff at the aber GUM clinic quite well [NLANLR] (James_)
  • HARRY POTTER SOLD TO REAL MADRID ON HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY. NOW GET OFF MY TELEVISION. (Ricey)
  • HARRY POTTER EVICTED FROM BIG BROTHER HOUSE AND SOLD TO REAL MADRID ON HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY. NOW GET OFF MY TELEVISION. (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] my dad lends me money, so I have to go with daddy (shiny)
  • [kerni] my dad lends me money, so I have to go with daddy [NLANLR] (shiny)
  • NLA FAILURE (James)
  • [kerni] my dad lends me money, so I have to go with daddy [NLA] (shiny)
  • The Previous topic was too heavily contest to be amusing. find another. (Quasi)
  • The Previous topic was too heavily contested to be amusing. find another. (Quasi)
  • [shiny] my dad lends me money, so I have to go with daddy (eppa)
  • Poor Sp0d (Mr_Scod)
  • [lowey] Im out [lowey] and I need to finish this wank (Quasi)
  • * burt watches the guy cable (James)
  • [burt] he who hesitates masturbates [NLANLR] [burt] ITS ME [NLANLR] (James)
  • [burt] he who hesitates masturbates [NLANLR] [burt] ITS ME [NLANLR] [burt] now my hands are all sticky [NLANLR] (eppa)
  • [burt] he who hesitates masturbates [NLANLR] [burt] ITS ME [burt] now my hands are all sticky [NLANLR] (eppa)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (burt)
  • [burt] he who hesitates masturbates [NLANLR] [burt] now my hands are all sticky [NLANLR] (James)
  • [burt] he who hesitates masturbates [NLANLR] [burt] now my hands are all sticky [NLANLR] [burt] bring me spics (eppa)
  • The previous topic was not compliant to RFC1001A (burt)
  • [burt] lowey, piss on my mum for shits and giggles (Lambie)
  • [burt] lowey, piss on my mum for shits and giggles [Saarlax] I find Quasi to be most lubricated (Lambie)
  • Tensions rise in the iFlat as the coffee crisis continues, who will be the first to be evicted? to vote txt eppa or woodsta to 83188 (Burt)
  • Normal service has been resumed STAND DOWN (burt)
  • [eppa] you just have to rub it for longer, kerni (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] ncie spelling (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] give my auntie one (Lambie)
  • NLA MAYHEM (^Stuii^)
  • THERE AINT NO GOVERNMENT LIKE NO GOVERNMENT, and other 80s graffitti slogans (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] i had an idle screw with parpicus (eppa)
  • [Burt] i had an idle screw with parpicus [Burt] rimjob, too (eppa)
  • [Burt] i had an idle screw with parpicus [Burt] rimjob, too [Burt] lowey got me off (Quasi)
  • [Burt] i had an idle screw with parpicus [Burt] rimjob, too [Burt] lowey got me off [Ducki] Ill have words with him about that later (eppa)
  • [Lambie] youve a terribly pretty nob but i have no idea how it works (eppa)
  • The Previous Topic Was Closed By Mutual Fatal Beating (Lambie)
  • [Lambie] youve a terribly pretty nob but i have no idea how it works (eppa)
  • w34k (Quasi)
  • [Lambie] youve a terribly pretty nob but i have no idea how it works (eppa)
  • [Lambie] youve a terribly pretty nob but i have no idea how it works * Burt starts to wank (shiny)
  • [Lambie] youve a terribly pretty nob but i have no idea how it works * Burt starts to wank [eppa] i wee on stuii (Lambie)
  • like a rape-induced foetus, the previous topic was aborted (shiny)
  • [Burt] lets wipe shit over stuii [Burt] james likes it cold (Lambie)
  • [Burt] let us wipe shit over stuii [Burt] james likes it cold (Lambie)
  • [Burt] let us wipe shit over stuii [Burt] james likes it cold [^Stuii^] mm ill shit on eppa (Lambie)
  • [Burt] let us wipe shit over stuii [Burt] james likes it cold [^Stuii^] mm ill shit on eppa [Asan] stick a dildo up there (Lambie)
  • [Burt] let us wipe shit over stuii [Burt] james likes it cold [^Stuii^] mm ill shit on eppa [Asan] stick a dildo up there * Gaz shits on eppa (Lambie)
  • TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE FAILURE (^Stuii^)
  • [James] shit on me and moan James (Lambie)
  • [Burt] i shall be presenting to a whole load of army people (^Stuii^)
  • [Quasi] fraggsta split my anus in two, and it was good [fraggsta] it wasnt that wonderful [Quasi] I took it as a virgin [fraggsta] but you were so loose [Quasi] floppy? [fraggsta] aye (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] fraggsta split my anus in two, and it was good [fraggsta] it wasnt that wonderful [Quasi] I took it as a virgin [fraggsta] but you were so loose [Quasi] floppy? [fraggsta] aye [fraggsta] Ive a small penis (James)
  • [Quasi] fraggsta split my anus in two, and it was good [fraggsta] it wasnt that wonderful [Quasi] I took it as a virgin [fraggsta] but you were so loose [Quasi] floppy? [fraggsta] aye [fraggsta] Ive a small penis [fraggsta] a little over an inch (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] fraggsta split my anus in two, and it was good [fraggsta] it wasnt that wonderful [Quasi] I took it as a virgin [fraggsta] but you were so loose [Quasi] floppy? [fraggsta] aye [fraggsta] Ive a small penis [fraggsta] a little over an inch [Quasi] I shall be polite [Quasi] it was pathetic (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] oooh justin timberlake (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] breasts are good - but thigh is better (^Stuii^)
  • [jkd] now i have chicks and men [jkd] about 800 cocks [jkd] and 6 huge muffs (Lambie)
  • [jkd] now i have chicks and men [jkd] about 800 cocks [jkd] and 6 huge muffs [kerni] Ive split my hair pie (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [fraggsta] sexy bottom love action... (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [^Woodsta^] splendid skiddies (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [^Woodsta^] splendid skiddies [^Woodsta^] after banging this hot ass (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [^Woodsta^] splendid skiddies [^Woodsta^] after banging this hot ass [^Woodsta^] peel the arse flaps apart (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [^Woodsta^] splendid skiddies [^Woodsta^] after banging this hot ass [^Woodsta^] peel the arse flaps apart [^Wood (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [[fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [^Woodsta^] splendid skiddies [^Woodsta^] after banging this hot ass [^Woodsta^] peel the arse flaps apart [^Woodsta^] looks like eppas an (parpicus)
  • The previous topic was a dead horse. (^Woodsta^)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left [lowey] I drank the dregs (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left [lowey] I drank the dregs [Burrt] stuii was doing me... in an alternative way (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left [lowey] I drank the dregs [lowey] felt so gay (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left [lowey] I drank the dregs [lowey] felt so gay [parpicus] i loved it (Burrt)
  • [Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left [lowey] I drank the dregs [lowey] felt so gay [fraggsta] gayer than Prince William (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs [James] Burt has a massive manhood (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs [James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs [James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes [lowey] I need hot Man (Lambie)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs [James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes [Owf] id snuggle up to it [Owf] savour the odour (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs [James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes [Owf] id snuggle up to it [Owf] savour the odour [Burt] FUCK THIS ASS OWF (parpicus)
  • [James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes [Owf] id snuggle up to it [Owf] savour the odour [Burt] FUCK THIS ASS OWF [Owf] the pulsing veins appeal [Owf] sexy ass, innit (parpicus)
  • [James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes [Owf] id snuggle up to it [Owf] savour the odour [Burt] FUCK THIS ASS OWF [Owf] sexy ass, innit (parpicus)
  • ^WOODSTA^ FOUND SUFFOCATED UNDER PILLOW OF YEAST. CELINE DION CLAIMS SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR RICHMOND AT THE TIME. (parpicus)
  • * Mr_Scod considers proposing to gf while at a restaurant in florida so he can get a free meal (parpicus)
  • * Mr_Scod considers proposing to gf while at a restaurant in florida so he can get a free meal *Scod gf wonders whether NSU is worth it. (parpicus)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA syntax error and has been abolished (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: QuasiNews Rantathon 2003. ON NEXT: Quasi evicted TXT N@W (^Stuii^)
  • The Previous topic was far too subtle. (Quasi)
  • [^Woodsta^] Im not doing that in case eppa refuses to pay me (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] Im not doing that in case eppa refuses to pay me [Noddie] I had stuii the other night, hes *huge* (^Lambie^)
  • [^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey (^Stuii^)
  • [^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey [fraggsta] pork my face instead lambie (parpicus)
  • [^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey [fraggsta] pork my face instead lambie [Quasi] slam that meat into my face too (parpicus)
  • [^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey [fraggsta] pork my face instead lambie [Quasi] slam that meat into my face too [Burrt] fucking hell that was a tight fit (James_)
  • [^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey [fraggsta] pork my face instead lambie [Quasi] slam that meat into my face too [Owf] I like the way it glistens on my skin (parpicus)
  • [^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey [fraggsta] pork my face instead lambie [Quasi] slam that meat into my face too [Owf] I like the way it glistens on my skin [^^Woodsta] I inhale the heady scent and release seed (parpicus)
  • lowey fails to deny that he shags pigeons (kerni)
  • The previous topic did not conform to any recognised topic formats. (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] gaz and lowey should fuck [lowey] yes very much so [NLANLR] (James)
  • [^Stuii^] gaz and lowey should fuck [lowey] yes very much so [James] lowey lets fuck [NLANLR] ([Deev])
  • [Shrink] breasts on richard (^Woodsta^)
  • [fraggsta] its so fucking hot Im sweating too much to hold my fuck pole (^Stuii^)
  • [fraggsta] its so fucking hot Im sweating too much to hold my fuck pole [Quasi] a nice healthy thickness [Quasi] nobs, that is (fraggsta)
  • [fraggsta] its so fucking hot Im sweating too much to hold my fuck pole [Quasi] a nice healthy thickness [Quasi] knobs, that is (fraggsta)
  • ON NOW: BURT KICK-FEST (Burt)
  • Quasi fancies badgers (kerni)
  • Quasi fancies badgers and lowey fucks pigeons (kerni)
  • Quasi fancies badgers and lowey fucks pigeons *shocker* (James)
  • Quasi fancies badgers and lowey fucks pigeons *shocker* [Quasi] coo [James] squeal (Ducki)
  • Quasi fancies badgers and lowey fucks pigeons [Quasi] only if theyre young badgers and its their first time (kerni)
  • Quasi fancies badgers and lowey fucks pigeons (kerni)
  • The previous topic did not display any recognised topic qualifier marks (^Stuii^)
  • [James] bugger my damp arse (eppa)
  • * burt checks hes in the right hole (Asan)
  • DENNIS THATCHER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • DENIS THATCHER DEAD (Quasi)
  • DENIS THATCHER STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • EPPA TAKES BINS OUT *SUPERSHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • EPPA TAKES BINS OUT *SUPERSHOCKER* [may not be based on fact] (^Stuii^)
  • *Gaz b0ps a Fanny (^Woodsta^)
  • COMICAL ALI ALIVE (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.mtlwebdesign.co.uk/DESTROY_LOWEYS_SANITY.html (^Stuii^)
  • [fraggsta] Shrink is a poof.. total arse fan (Lambie)
  • [fraggsta] Shrink is a poof.. total arse fan [fraggsta] would you do me shrink (Lambie)
  • [fraggsta] Shrink is a poof.. total arse fan [fraggsta] would you do me shrink [Quasi] hes very cute, and very nice, which is precisely WHY I want Shrink (Mr_Scod)
  • [fraggsta] Shrink is a poof.. total arse fan [fraggsta] would you do me shrink [Quasi] hes very cute, and very nice, which is precisely WHY I want Shrink [Shrink] id lick your creaming ass quasi (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic was set my Mrs_cod and was therefore an NLA failure (Asan)
  • [fraggsta] Shrink is a poof.. total arse fan [fraggsta] would you do me shrink [Quasi] hes very cute, and very nice, which is precisely WHY I want Shrink (Mr_Scod)
  • [Asan] Ive got a tissue around it right now (^Stuii^)
  • [James] I wonder how you can get qualified in careers guidance (Quasi)
  • topic to #aber envy hour ([14:16])
  • topic to #aber envy hour ([14:16])
  • The previous topic was bollocks (James)
  • [James] I like ramming men up my twat (Lambie)
  • [parpicus] I would so turn to the pink side for Nush [NLANLR] (James)
  • [parpicus] I would so turn to the pink side for Nush [^Stuii^] oh and yeah, Id turn breeder for nush too [NLANLR] (James)
  • [parpicus] I would so turn to the pink side for Nush [^Stuii^] oh and yeah, Id turn breeder for nush too [^Stuii^] id trade chris in for her any day [NLANLR] (James)
  • [parpicus] I would so turn to the pink side for Nush [^Stuii^] oh and yeah, Id turn breeder for nush too [^Stuii^] id trade chris in for her any day [NLANLR] [fraggsta] the thought of that is enough to drive me into the loving embrace of a man [NLANLR] (Quasi)
  • [^Stuii^] if we cant do a threeway with parp, Im going to bed, announces chris (parpicus)
  • NLA failure, previous topic was (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] if we cant do a threeway with parp, Im going to bed (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] if we cant do a threeway with parp, Im going to bed [James_] give me anal tit fucking (Ricey)
  • * Burt finally buys a dildo after 4 years of intending to (James)
  • * Burt finally buys a dildo after 4 years of intending to * ^peanut^ has a look (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt finally buys a dildo after 4 years of intending to [fraggsta] Burt: aye, I usually prefer them to be gratuitously long (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Shrink im genuinely jealous [NLANLR] [^Stuii^] why didnt you take me [NLANLR] (James)
  • KATHARINE HEPBURN DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Lege] I have a guy who keeps rimming me [Quasi] burt does that to me (parpicus)
  • [Lege] I have a guy who keeps rimming me [Quasi] burt does that to me [^Stuii^] penetrate those stools (parpicus)
  • [Lege] I have a guy who keeps rimming me [Quasi] burt does that to me [^Stuii^] penetrate those stools [^Woodsta^] my shit is yours [^Stuii^] noted (parpicus)
  • [Lege] I have a guy who keeps rimming me [Quasi] burt does that to me [^Stuii^] penetrate those stools [^Woodsta^] my shit is yours [^Stuii^] noted [^Stuii^] would you mind rinsing? [^Woodsta^] I will douche (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] did I tell anyone what I did yesterday in the lift [Lambie] no [Burt] wank? [^Stuii^] indeed, I also came on these two children [^Stuii^] then their mother scalded me, but i know it turned her on (Burt)
  • [James] if you have one then get it out (^Stuii^)
  • [James] if you have one then get it out [James] Ill go first (shiny)
  • [shiny] ive been a virgin for years innit (James_)
  • [Burt] lowey would do it ten times over and give me a hand job for that [NLANLR] (James_)
  • [Saarlax] the site looks like it was designed in 1995 [^Stuii^] commission rhydio to do it for you [^Stuii^] i.e. none of the links work and say coming soon! [Burt] ok stuii [Burt] you get a handjob and i get the site (shiny)
  • The previous topic was the weakest NLA effort in history (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] oh i stained my trousers (ArrStuii)
  • [James] she made me do 39 queers, which then turned into 70 odd additional queers (Asan)
  • [^Woodsta^] it feels like someones squeezing my balls [James] kerni must have sexed up her woodsta voodoo doll (Burt)
  • JENNIFER DEAD! (Mr_Scod)
  • WUFFLES (^Woodsta^)
  • Running Scores: Gulp (Hurd), sp0d (Ford Focus) (Asan)
  • Running Scores: Gulp (Hurd), sp0d (Ford Focus), Blu (Desmond) (Asan)
  • Running Scores: Gulp (Hurd), sp0d (Ford Focus), Blu (Desmond - JimbobStyle) (Asan)
  • Running Scores: Gulp (Douglas), sp0d (Ford Focus), Blu (Desmond), James (MIA) (Asan)
  • [^Woodsta^] it feels like somebody is squeezing my balls (Asan)
  • lewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwey (Quasi)
  • SURFR PASSES DEGREE ULTRASHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
  • The previous topic was clearly false. (Quasi)
  • The topic previous to the previous topic was actually true (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW: MENTAL HOUR. ON NEXT: MENTAL HOUR. (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Woodsta^] STOP BASHING MY CERVIX (Asan)
  • [Owf] *pump* *pump* *pump* [^Woodsta^] STOP BASHING MY CERVIX (Asan)
  • [Duct] 14 just isnt good enough (burt)
  • [Duct] 14 just isnt enough (burt)
  • * ^Gulp^ tosses ^stuii^ and leaves (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] I cant say a female has ever come on me [kerni] would you want them to? [Owf] itd be nice [kerni] if it happened to me it can happen to anyone (Asan)
  • BARRY WHITE DEAD. (^Woodsta^)
  • [Lege] fermit has ridden my purple one before now (kerni)
  • [Lege] fermit has ridden my purple one before now [NLANLR] (Ricey)
  • [Lege] fermit has ridden my purple one before now [James] Im hoping to get my hands on it [NLANLR] (Lambie)
  • [^peanut^] woods you willy boy (^Woodsta^)
  • noone cares [tm] o_|/ (Lambie)
  • *wuffles* (Burt)
  • [Shrink] ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg`111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 (Asan)
  • THREE DEAD IN TRAIN CRASH HELL (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] Ive been camp (Asan)
  • [lowey] Ive been camp [lowey] I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: REVOLTING WESLEYS. ON NEXT: SP0D GETS BANNED. (^Woodsta^)
  • [lowey] im gonna go and be constructive in my bedroom (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] just nail me [lowey] itll make my arse RED (^Stuii^)
  • WEVE ALL FUCKING SCORED 7/7 ON THE BBC TECH JARGON QUIZ. NOW KEEP UP. (^Stuii^)
  • US GUNMAN KILLS 5 AT FACTORY (^Stuii^)
  • HONEST ASANS HARDWARE BAZAAR (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: The Good Old Days. ON LATER: Bitterness. (Quasi)
  • [Saarlax] I touched Lex with a large dildo (Lambie)
  • [James] Ive done lowey with a thermometer (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] gayfever is all in the mind (Burt)
  • [^Stuii^] gayfever is all in the mind (NLA+NLR) (Burt)
  • THE DAY BRITAIN STOPPED - Special Northern Edition (burt)
  • SEVEN KILLED IN M56 CRASH HELL (^Stuii^)
  • RICHARD E. GRANT TO BECOME NINTH DR. WHO *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • [Saarlax] Chris Ives is a complete and total cunt. (parpicus)
  • [Saarlax] Chris Ives is a complete and total cunt. (parpicus)
  • [Saarlax] Chris Ives is a complete and total cunt. [lambie] he pisses and shits himself then sits in it (parpicus)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA syntax error (^Stuii^)
  • HELLO LOWEY (Quasi)
  • The previous topic was cancelled due to a lack of interest. (Owf)
  • [James_] he seemed to hairy for me (^Stuii^)
  • nla failure (^Stuii^)
  • topic to nla failure ([13:28.31])
  • topic to nla failure ([13:31])
  • topic to nla failure ([13:30])
  • Welkom too Spatsic Speeling Our (Lambie)
  • Do keep up (James)
  • ON NOW: Happy 28th Birthday, Kerni ON LATER: Pension queue at the post office (Asan)
  • [Asan] new dildo is shit (^Stuii^)
  • [Asan] new dildo is shit [Lambie] everyone needs a cunt (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny (parpicus)
  • the previous topic was an NLA failure (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] it stands (Mr_Scod)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] remove it now (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] remove it now [Lex] Its so little, but 10cm is ok with me (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] remove it now [Lex] Its so little, but 10cm is ok with me [parpicus] the topic lies (^Woodsta^)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] remove it now [Lex] Its so little, but 10cm is ok with me [parpicus] the topic lies [Lex] I remember using 10cm (^Woodsta^)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] remove it now [Lex] Its so little, but 10cm is ok with me [^Woodsta^] i wash my face in his arse [parpicus] the topic lies [Lex] I remember using 10cm (parpicus)
  • [Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] remove it now [Lex] Its so little, but 10cm is ok with me [^Woodsta^] i wash my face in his arse [parpicus] the topic lies [Lex] I remember using 10cm [^Woodsta^] it was cold (parpicus)
  • [Lex] woodsta snogged stuii [^Woodsta^] I did [Lex] he said oooh [^Woodsta^] he was so hot [Lex] trouble was... youre too small (parpicus)
  • [Lex] woodsta snogged stuii [^Woodsta^] I did [Lex] he said oooh [^Woodsta^] he was so hot [Lex] trouble was... youre too small [^Stuii^] it wasnt that small [^Stuii^] split me in two (parpicus)
  • [Lex] woodsta snogged stuii [^Woodsta^] I did [Lex] he said oooh [^Woodsta^] he was so hot [Lex] trouble was... youre too small [^Stuii^] it wasnt that small [^Stuii^] split me in two [Burt] taking his load (^Stuii^)
  • DSCM PAPERS RECEIPT: Shilson, David W.; Ford, Stuart B. (^Stuii^)
  • DSCM PAPERS RECEIPT: Shilson, David W.; Ford, Stuart B.; Alison, Dean (^Stuii^)
  • DSCM PAPERS RECEIPT: Shilson, David W.; Ford, Stuart B.; Allison, Dean C. (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Split my ass, tickle my prostate and call me Jenny. (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] Split my ass, tickle my prostate and call me Jenny. [Burt] nothing like a moist bum (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Split my ass, tickle my prostate and call me Jenny. [Burt] nothing like a moist bum [^Stuii^] you utter hommer burt. (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] Split my ass, tickle my prostate and call me Jenny. [Burt] nothing like a moist bum (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] Split my ass, tickle my prostate and call me Jenny. [Burt] nothing like a moist bum [^Stuii^] PISS IN MY MANCUNT, BURT (parpicus)
  • Blair made WMD mistake says Blix (^Stuii^)
  • BRACE FOR JIMBOB (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Youth. ON TOMORROW: Midlife Crisis, Marriage and Gardening (Quasi)
  • OWF IN 24 MONTHS TO BIG THREE OH MIRTH (^Stuii^)
  • DUCKI DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] i trust you to fuck me (James)
  • [Lambie] i trust you to fuck me [shiny] im on call this week [shiny] im so sexed up (James)
  • [Lambie] i trust you to fuck me [shiny] im on call this week [shiny] im so sexed up [Quasi] I will present to you. (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] i trust you to fuck me [Quasi] I will present to you. [Quasi] slip it in lambie (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] i trust you to fuck me [Quasi] I will present to you. [Quasi] slip it in lambie [Lambie] take a dump on my loins first [Quasi] gladly (parpicus)
  • [shiny] ill stick to exotic foreign imports [shiny] many girls with cocks innit (Asan)
  • [James] later in the summer I should finish ripping the cadets (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] im not paying that poof give me one again (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] im not paying that poof to give me one again (^Stuii^)
  • OWF IN 24 MONTHS TO BIG THREE OH MIRTH (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] im not paying that poof to give me one again (^Stuii^)
  • [Lambie] im a hommer and id happily bum gaz (Asan)
  • [Lambie] im a hommer and id happily bum gaz [James] we all do [Shrink] aye [Owf] come here first [Owf] Ill sniff shrink (Asan)
  • On Now: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWF YOU OLD CUNT [On Later] Bitterness, bile, and old age (Asan)
  • [Lambie] i jerk boys (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] I suspect I may be too hot [NLANLR] (James_)
  • [Lambie] shiny leverage your bollock into my arse [Lambie] ill see what i can do (Asan)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [Shrink] eww (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it (^Stuii^)
  • the previous topic was not NLA compliant (kerni)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgustS me [Duct] I might sample it (^Stuii^)
  • the previous topic looked stupid (kerni)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it [Ricey is going to suckle on it (parpicus)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it [kerni] Ricey is going to suckle on it (parpicus)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it [kerni] Ricey is going to suckle on it * Burt fails to find the hole without a torch (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it [kerni] Ricey is going to suckle on it * Burt fails to find the hole without a torch [Shrink] I try to slip through the moistness (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] my cunt appears to have gone black [kerni] it disgusts me [Duct] I might sample it [kerni] Ricey is going to suckle on it * Burt fails to find the hole without a torch [Shrink] I try to slip through the moistness [Asan] Shrink simply lick it clean [James] get that tongue out (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I like young boys [Shrink] kerni send them to me immediately (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I like young boys [Shrink] kerni send them to me immediately [Shrink] for great submission and lewd probing (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I like young boys [Shrink] kerni send them to me immediately [Shrink] for great submission and lewd probing [shiny] i shall groom their boyish rectums (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I like young boys [Shrink] kerni send them to me immediately [Shrink] for great submission and lewd probing [shiny] i shall groom their boyish rectums [Shrink] aye. Me and shiny will se][0r those tight boycunts. (parpicus)
  • [kerni] I like young boys [Shrink] kerni send them to me immediately [Shrink] for great submission and lewd probing [shiny] i shall groom their boyish rectums [Shrink] aye. Me and shiny will se][0r those tight boycunts [James] the current boy looks mad to me [James] not sure how to take him (^Stuii^)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm (James_)
  • LONDON GRILL. EAT IT, AND SHUT UP. (StuiiWAR)
  • * StuiiWAR blows a client [StuiiWAR] sweet, 2 days work (Asan)
  • [Wyrm] Asan: get down and eat out my back passage [Wyrm] deep tongue action (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] Asan: get down and eat out my back passage [Wyrm] deep tongue action [Owf] ooh asan poo [WyrmWAR] Owf: aye it is superior (ShrinkWAR)
  • pah (Quasi1984)
  • ON NOW: Prolonged Shit Session (RPT) (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Prolonged Shit Session (RPT) [^Stuii^] factory fresh [James] in a virgin state (Wyrm)
  • The previous topic was of mixed types and therefore forbidden (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: REALLY OLD NEWS. ATHENS DEFEATED. (^Stuii^)
  • [fraggsta] Amigas are piss poor. Truth is, macs are much better. (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: Hommer pink-side-denial-WARS (parpicus)
  • IDI AMIN IN COMA (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt fucks owf (James)
  • [Lambie] i had a dream about lowey last night (Quasi)
  • MRS_COD YOU HAVE ENTERED THE CHANNEL (Asan)
  •  !SEEN PARP! (Mr_Scod)
  • the previous topic involved parp (fraggsta)
  • [Burt] my wrist has been killing all day (fraggsta)
  • ON NOW : Lets pick on JimBob (rpt.) (^Gulp^)
  • ON NOW : Lets pick on JimBob (rpt.) (^Gulp^)
  • ON NOW : Lets pick on JimBob (rpt.) ON LATER : JimBob Blusterthon (rpt.) (^Gulp^)
  • ON NOW : Lets pick on JimBob (rpt.) ON LATER : JimBob Blusterthon (rpt.) ON EVEN LATER : JimBob, toys pram... (^Gulp^)
  • The previous topic was set by doley scum (Quasi)
  • [James_] I had Mark last week (Lambie)
  • Die you motherfuckers! Die! (James)
  • [^Stuii^] actually, chris is the arse grinder (Lambie)
  • SOMEONE COULD BE REGISTERING YOUR DOMAIN NAME FOR THEMSELVES �RIGHT NOW� CALL 0161 234 0730 TO STOP THEM!! (^Stuii^)
  • ��SADDAM HUSSEIN��s sons ��DEAD�� (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] i need my hands on some penis (shiny)
  • [James_] i need my hands on some penis [Quasi] god thats frustrating (James)
  • [James_] i need my hands on some penis [Shrink] hurry up and arrive, shiny (^Stuii^)
  • * burt rubs his glans (^Stuii^)
  • ��SADDAM HUSSEIN��s sons ��STILL DEAD�� (^Stuii^)
  • WOODSTA LIVES (^Stuii^)
  • Deev you want me [ArrStuii] aye [ArrStuii] I do ([Deev])
  • [Quasi] seems to be brown day today (James)
  • [Lex] Im a lady and no mistake - but this week Im a crack-0whore and Im trying to earn enough for my next rock and to feed ar tyrone (Quasi)
  • [fraggsta] shiny i think of you fucking and it is so sweet (James)
  • Move along (FoulOleQuasi)
  • * Gaz looks for susie (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] I have interest in scat (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] I have interest in scat [shiny] i have been invited to a scat party at shinyexs tonight (Owf)
  • [fraggsta] shiny oh Id mercilessly beat you off anyway (Asan)
  • BIG BROTHER BIG BOTHER! RAY CUNT, SAYS COUNTRY. (ArrStuii)
  • [Lambie] i may come out tomorrow (StuiiWAR)
  • * ^peanut^ wrestles with her directories (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] it must be a 15 year old (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] it must be a 15 year old [shiny] i saw fragg in the flesh [shiny] it was awesome (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] cock me in the arse now big boy (Burt)
  • [James_] cock me in the arse now big boy [fraggsta] oooh take me [fraggsta] i will masturbate in your face too (Burt)
  • [James_] cock me in the arse now big boy [fraggsta] oooh take me [fraggsta] i will masturbate in your face too [Lambie] feel free to spoon me (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] cock me in the arse now big boy [fraggsta] oooh take me [fraggsta] i will masturbate in your face too [Lambie] feel free to spoon me [Gaz] I will your grind your arse for a modest fee (Lambie)
  • [James_] cock me in the arse now big boy [fraggsta] oooh take me [fraggsta] i will masturbate in your face too [Lambie] feel free to spoon me [Gaz] I will grind your arse for a modest fee (Lambie)
  • [James_] cock me in the arse now big boy [fraggsta] oooh take me [fraggsta] i will masturbate in your face too [Lambie] feel free to spoon me [Gaz] I will grind your arse for a modest fee [Lambie] do you fuck goats (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] cock me in the arse now big boy [fraggsta] oooh take me [fraggsta] i will masturbate in your face too [Lambie] feel free to spoon me [Gaz] I will grind your arse for a modest fee [Lambie] do you fuck goats [shiny] arse is wide open to all and sundry (^Stuii^)
  • [James] actually Edel, hubba [James] Ill be spending 2 weeks with her soon [James] theres no way she can handle me (StuiiWAR)
  • BOB HOPE DEAD *ultrashocker* (^Woodsta^)
  • #aber [Burt] i still smell of dead cow, which is good (Quasi)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA syntax error (^Stuii^)
  • #aber [Burt] i still smell of dead cow, which is good (Quasi)
  • the previous topic was a client legacy error (Quasi)
  • [Asan] itd work better if I blow him, just because of the sheer length of the thing (^Stuii^)
  • [Asan] itd work better if I blow him, just because of the sheer length of the thing [Asan] dont want some pitiful weakling to munch on (Lambie)
  • [James_] Im camp and gay [James_] sooooo hellllloo boys (Asan)
  • SADDAM: OH MY POOR BOYS *trueshocker* (^Stuii^)
  • DYN DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] i bummed two fat fag men (Asan)
  • ON NOW: HONEST ASANS DROP-IN PC CLINIC (^Stuii^)
  • [James] I prefer small dicks (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] im really in to gay stuff at the moment (^Gulp^)
  • NLA FAILURE (^Stuii^)
  • * fraggsta splatters on images of Dubyah (EveningDucki)
  • [Burt] HELLO mums friends son (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] I start getting it into a man then blam, its over (Asan)
  • [Ricee] COULD I PLEASE SHAG GULP AND PARP (parpicus)
  • [Ricee] COULD I PLEASE SHAG GULP AND PARP * kerni wonders if she could lure ricee away with her kinky fuck dance (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: The #aber bitchy bile bonanza! (^Gulp^)
  • ON NOW: ShinyNews: German U-Boat found in Merthyr Tydfil, Shiny appointed EU President (^Stuii^)
  • LATEST: Yesterday was National Orgasm Day. Nobody celebrated, it just came and went... (^Gulp^)
  • [^Gulp^] Split this oozing hole [^Gulp^] Cleave it baby [^Gulp^] Blood is part of the deal [^Gulp^] make it weep (parpicus)
  • The Previous Topic Still Doesnt Fail To Make ^Gulp^ Feel Queezy (^Gulp^)
  • The previous topic contained a Gulp spelling failure (Asan)
  • [burt] how dare you park you vehicle in my back entrance (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] how dare you park your vehicle in my back entrance (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] aye V-D is annoying but I still want to tempt men (Asan)
  • ANGSTY AUGUST IS NOW IN SESSION. ASSUME THE BUNKER POSITION. (^Stuii^)
  • NON-MEET NOW IN PROGRESS. DONT WORRY, SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU. (^Stuii^)
  • [James] I was so stiff I entered burt by the arse, then exited by the throat (Lambie)
  • [James] I was so stiff I entered burt by the arse, then exited by the throat [fraggsta] i did that too, then stuck my gonads in his face [fraggsta] and gyrated (parpicus)
  • [James] I was so stiff I entered burt by the arse, then exited by the throat [fraggsta] i did that too, then stuck my gonads in his face [fraggsta] and gyrated [fraggsta] then i shoved my soiled pants down his throat [fraggsta] and I shot my man-load all over his pretty face (parpicus)
  • [James] I was so stiff I entered burt by the arse, then exited by the throat [fraggsta] i did that too, then stuck my gonads in his face [fraggsta] and gyrated [fraggsta] then i shoved my soiled pants down his throat [fraggsta] and I shot my man-load all over his pretty face [fraggsta] covered that bitch i (parpicus)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC REACHED CRITICAL MASS AND DETONATED (fraggsta)
  • [James] I was so stiff I entered burt by the arse, then exited by the throat [fraggsta] i did that too, then i shoved my soiled pants down his throat [fraggsta] and I shot my man-load all over his pretty face [fraggsta] covered that bitch in cum [fraggsta] and ripped his arse open (parpicus)
  • DON ESTELLE DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Ricey)
  • [kerni] I diffused the situation by offering tea and showing off my tits (Burt)
  • [kerni] I diffused the situation by offering tea and showing off my tits (Burt)
  • SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: SCORCHIO. ON NEXT: SCORCHO. ON AFTER: MUCHOS SCORCHIO. ON AT THE WEEKEND: NIMBUS. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: SCORCHIO. ON NEXT: SCORCHIO. ON AFTER: MUCHOS SCORCHIO. ON AT THE WEEKEND: NIMBUS. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: SCORCHIO. WEATHER WARNING : Heat might cause train rails to buckle *TRUESHOCKER* (^Gulp^)
  • SCORCHIO (^Stuii^)
  • SCORCHIO SWEATIO MINGIO (Burt)
  • LAMBIE DEAD (fraggsta)
  • * Burt_ goes to bum some random guy in town (parpicus)
  • I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. (^Stuii^)
  • ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD (Lambie)
  • VOTE ARNIE FOR PRESIDENT. HELL BE BACK (Asan)
  • ON NOW: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRCHIO (Asan)
  • [^Stuii^] i shit poo [Duct] I pee ale (shiny)
  • The previous topic was 4 times w34k (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I tend to flap my cunt around (^Stuii^)
  • [kerni] I tend to flap my cunt around [Owf] I think the sight of a woman vigorously rubbing her nether regions with bits of vegetation is great (^Stuii^)
  • QUEEN MOTHER DEAD (^Woodsta^)
  • WACKO JACKO DEAD POSSIBLE TRUEUNSHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
  • WACKO JACKO ALIVE TRUEUNSHOCKER (Quasi)
  • [fraggsta] Im off to bum some hot fags arse (parpicus)
  • REVEALED: #ABER NAKED (under their clothes) (Burt)
  • ON NOW: #ABER UNCOVERED ON LATER: SCORCHIO (Burt)
  • [Burt] i pulled three dangerous men today (Lambie)
  • [shiny] oi duct im staining your sofa [Ricey] i see lots of stains (parpicus)
  • [shiny] oi duct im staining your sofa [Ricey] i see lots of stains * Wyrm adds a sticky deposit [Wyrm] I want parp to sniff that (parpicus)
  • [shiny] oi duct im staining your sofa [Ricey] i see lots of stains * Wyrm adds a sticky deposit [Wyrm] I want parp to sniff that * Lambie covers blu in sperm (Photon)
  • Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union between two spoons (Asan)
  • Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union between two spoons | http://www.unix.ms/too_late/ (shiny)
  • ON NOW: NIMBUS DE THUNDERO (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: NIMBUS DE THUNDERO ON LATER: SCORCHIO CON JUNGLEISSIMO (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: SCORCHIO CON JUNGLEISSIMO, ON LATER: SCORCHIO CON JUNGLEISSIMO [rpt] (FoulOleQuasi)
  • SHINY EXPOSED TO ACTUALLY BEING NICE AND QUIET, NOT WOMAN EATER (Asan)
  • SHINY EXPOSED TO ACTUALLY BEING NICE AND QUIET, NOT WOMAN EATER. PULLING FAILURE CONFIRMED (Asan)
  • SHINY EXPOSED TO ACTUALLY BEING NICE AND QUIET, NOT WOMAN EATER. PULLING FAILURE AND PERVERT STATUS CONFIRMED. (Asan)
  • Thats as actually being nice, not to, that makes no sense at all (StuiiWAR)
  • is she fitThats as actually being nice, not to, that makes no sense at all (Mr_Scod)
  • Thats as actually being nice, not to, that makes no sense at all (Mr_Scod)
  • �ON NOW:� Timing out and rejoining. With Woodsta. �ON LATER:� You call that the Matrix plot? With Asan. (Ricey)
  • ON NOW: Always Look On The Bright Side of Life, as sung by sp0d. ON NEXT: Bitterness, with sp0d, Lambie, and a full chorus line of SCMs (Wyrm)
  • �ON NOW:� Womens Hour (Ricey)
  • �ON NOW:� Womens Hour. With Shrink. (Ricey)
  • �ON NOW:� CAMWHORES, with Shrink �ON LATER:� Thats No Vegetarian Sausage [rpt] (Lambie)
  • * burt still feels ill from that ass [burt] goat cum and dog food (^Stuii^)
  • * burt still feels ill from that ass [burt] goat cum and dog food [Lambie] make my arse instantly explode (^Stuii^)
  • * burt still feels ill from that ass [Lambie] make my arse instantly explode [shiny] i presume i can drill it (^Stuii^)
  • * burt still feels ill from that ass [Lambie] make my arse instantly explode [shiny] i presume i can drill it [sp0d] ook [shiny] OOK [Asan] ook (Lambie)
  • burt still feels ill from that ass [Lambie] make my arse instantly explode [shiny] i presume i can drill it [sp0d] ook [shiny] OOK [Asan] ook [Lambie] ook (Ricey)
  • burt still feels ill from that ass [Lambie] make my arse instantly explode [shiny] i presume i can drill it [sp0d] ook [shiny] OOK [Asan] ook [Lambie] ook [Blu] ook (Ricey)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA syntax error (^Stuii^)
  • [Lex] he pumped me full of his man fat and I was farting chocolate creme anglais for a week (^Stuii^)
  • AMERICA NOT SET UP THE BOMB. NOT ON WAY TO DESTRUCTION. NOTHING TO SEE HYAAH. DO NOT RELEASE EVERY ZIG. (^Woodsta^)
  • * Lambie fucks off to get sucked by the AA man (^Stuii^)
  • * Lambie fucks off to get sucked by the AA man [Wyrm] I shall depart to spend an hour shagging chinese dogs (Asan)
  • [^Stuii^] i present to you burt (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] i present to you burt [^Stuii^] im pointing my arse at you (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] i present to you burt [^Stuii^] im pointing [sp0d] I never realised that was so big (shiny)
  • [^Stuii^] i present to you burt [^Stuii^] im pointing [sp0d] I never realised that was so big [^Stuii^] it weighs heavily (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] i present to you burt [^Stuii^] im pointing [sp0d] I never realised that was so big [^Stuii^] it weighs heavily [sp0d] a frightening 11 (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] i present to you burt [^Stuii^] im pointing [sp0d] I never realised that was so big [^Stuii^] it weighs heavily [sp0d] a frightening 11 [shiny] i love the veiny bulges (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] i present to you burt [^Stuii^] im pointing [sp0d] I never realised that was so big [^Stuii^] it weighs heavily [sp0d] a frightening 11 [shiny] i love the veiny bulges [shiny] fuck my sister [shiny] i love eastern-european slave boys (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I CRAVE THE BUTT OF STUII [^Stuii^] IT IS YOURS [^Woodsta^] IT IS WELL SEXY [^Stuii^] AYE. MY SLUT BOX IS HOT! (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I CRAVE THE BUTT OF STUII [^Stuii^] IT IS YOURS [^Woodsta^] IT IS WELL SEXY [^Stuii^] AYE. MY SLUT BOX IS HOT! [Burt] YOU TWO MUST FUCK (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I CRAVE THE BUTT OF STUII [^Stuii^] IT IS YOURS [^Woodsta^] IT IS WELL SEXY [^Stuii^] AYE. MY SLUT BOX IS HOT! [Burt] YOU TWO MUST FUCK [^Woodsta]^ I SHALL FUCK STUII HARD [^Woodsta^] IN A SEXY PLEASURABLE WAY (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I CRAVE THE BUTT OF STUII [^Stuii^] IT IS YOURS [^Woodsta^] IT IS WELL SEXY [^Stuii^] AYE. MY SLUT BOX IS HOT! [Burt] YOU TWO MUST FUCK [^Woodsta]^ I SHALL FUCK STUII HARD [^Woodsta^] IN A SEXY PLEASURABLE WAY [^Woodsta^] AND PENETRATE HIS ASS (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I CRAVE THE BUTT OF STUII [^Stuii^] IT IS YOURS [^Woodsta^] IT IS WELL SEXY [^Stuii^] AYE. MY SLUT BOX IS HOT! [Burt] YOU TWO MUST FUCK [^Woodsta]^ I SHALL FUCK STUII HARD [^Woodsta^] IN A SEXY PLEASURABLE WAY [^Woodsta^] AND PENETRATE HIS ASS [^Woodsta^] I SHALL NOT CEASE TILL I HAVE HIS POO O (parpicus)
  • The previous topic exploded (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I CRAVE THE BUTT OF STUII [^Stuii^] IT IS YOURS [^Woodsta^] IT IS WELL SEXY [^Stuii^] AYE. MY SLUT BOX IS HOT! [Burt] YOU TWO MUST FUCK [^Woodsta]^ I SHALL FUCK STUII HARD [^Woodsta^] IN A SEXY PLEASURABLE WAY [^Woodsta^] I SHALL NOT CEASE TILL I HAVE HIS POO ON MY HELMET (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] I have anal warts [Ricey] I can smell them [Ricey] SO TASTY (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] I have anal warts [Ricey] I can smell them [Ricey] SO TASTY [Ricey] like a ripe cheese blended with arse-seepage (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] I have anal warts [Ricey] I can smell them [Ricey] SO TASTY [Ricey] like a ripe cheese blended with arse-seepage [Ricey] hints of child urine and pube in there too (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] I have anal warts [Ricey] I can smell them [Ricey] SO TASTY [Ricey] like a ripe cheese blended with arse-seepage [Ricey] hints of child urine and pube in there too [Ricey] and a nuance of that sexy smell kerni makes when she cums (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] I have anal warts [Ricey] I can smell them [Ricey] SO TASTY [Ricey] like a ripe cheese blended with arse-seepage [Ricey] hints of child urine and pube in there too [Ricey] that worrying bum (parpicus)
  • IDI AMIN DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ALARM! WEIRD WELSH LASSIE ALERT (Mr_Scod)
  • [James] I feel cadets strangely (parpicus)
  • [`natty] i take it in the shitter a lot [`natty] arse entry! (parpicus)
  • [`natty] i take it in the shitter a lot [`natty] arse entry! [`natty] i have a wide hole (parpicus)
  • [`natty] i take it in the shitter a lot [`natty] arse entry! [`natty] i have a wide hole [`natty] use my batty (parpicus)
  • [`natty] i take it in the shitter a lot [`natty] arse entry! [`natty] i have a wide hole [`natty] use my batty [James] I imagine it not to be difficult for a male (Mr_Scod)
  • [`natty] i take it in the shitter a lot [`natty] arse entry! [`natty] i have a wide hole [`natty] use my batty [`natty] i offer it to all men [`natty] now use it bad, and call me pooper (parpicus)
  • [`natty] i take it in the shitter a lot [`natty] arse entry! [`natty] i have a wide hole [`natty] use my batty [`natty] i offer it to all men [`natty] use it bad, call me pooper (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: #aber update ON LATER: filthe [rpt] (burt_)
  • [StuiiWAR] down south [StuiiWAR] i never had full fat [Burt] i can have full or semi [James_] and have had it very long [StuiiWAR] not since i was a baby (shiny)
  • The previous ShinyTopic was hella w34k (StuiiWAR)
  • ON NOW : Camp Sight Hosted by James - ooh pardon - Ross (^Gulp^)
  • The Previous Topic Was Set By Gulp (James_)
  • The Previous Topic Was Set By James_ (^Gulp^)
  • [James_] homos stretch me [sp0d] cum in your ass (^Gulp^)
  • [^Woodsta^] When will people stop looking at me and thinking homo (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] id rather bum Red Ken (^Woodsta^)
  • ��SADDAM HUSSEIN��s deputy ��CAPTURED�� (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] shrink sucking complete [^Woodsta^] tasting shall take place (^Stuii^)
  • WAR IN BAGHDAD. ITS WAR. THIS IS A WAR. (StuiiWAR)
  • * [ShrinkWAR shakes his floppy cock-head at his cow-orker [ShrinkWAR] Chew the cheese on that, mofo (parpicus)
  • * ShrinkWAR shakes his floppy cock-head at his cow-orker [ShrinkWAR] Chew the cheese on that, mofo (parpicus)
  • * ShrinkWAR shakes his floppy cock-head at his cow-orker [ShrinkWAR] Chew the cheese on that, mofo [StuiiWAR] Id like crackers with that, please. (parpicus)
  • * ShrinkWAR shakes his floppy cock-head at his cow-orker [ShrinkWAR] Chew the cheese on that, mofo [StuiiWAR] Id like crackers with that, please. [StuiiWAR] helps the pre-cum go down (parpicus)
  • * ShrinkWAR shakes his floppy cock-head at his cow-orker [ShrinkWAR] Chew the cheese on that, mofo [StuiiWAR] Id like crackers with that, please. [StuiiWAR] helps the pre-cum go down [StuiiWAR] some fresh quimly soup would be nice too (parpicus)
  • http://www.r33b.net/ (WoodWAR)
  • [kerni] i pound my mums butt (shiny)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant. (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] its just not big enough [James_] Marks is big [James_] I squeezed it a little (^Stuii^)
  • [CUNT] Ive got problem with the openly racist and abusive black community (^Stuii^)
  • * burt completes nobbing the boss (^Stuii^)
  • * burt completes nobbing the boss [shiny] i need a big spunking cock for times like these (^Stuii^)
  • * burt completes nobbing the boss [shiny] i need a big spunking cock for times like these [Burt] ive been busy fucking today (^Stuii^)
  • [Gaz] my mother does it to the boyfriend all the time and everyone she meets (James)
  • $nick1 in $adj1 $adj2 $noun1 $noun2 $verb1 $event1 with $nick2 $event2 *$shockstr* (^Stuii^)
  • It was not clear if the topic fulfilled any established conventions (burt)
  • It was not clear if the previous topic fulfilled any established conventions (burt)
  • [Lambie] tell her to fuck your soppy bollocks (Mr_Scod)
  • [Lambie] tell her to fuck your soppy bollocks [Shrink] she was showing me them at the llanbadarn carnival (Mr_Scod)
  • [Lambie] ive told them i require baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (^Woodsta^)
  • DUCKI NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • CHEMICAL ALI CAPTURED (StuiiWAR)
  • * ^Gulp^ wonders who to rim (^Stuii^)
  • NUSH DEAD (burt)
  • [shiny] i very rarely misbehaved as a child due to the fear of a good fucking [shiny] and look at me now (burt)
  • ON NOW: Bitterness, Bile and Rage (rpt) (Asan)
  • [^Woodsta] somebody spill a bunch of cocks on me (shiny)
  • [^Woodsta] somebody spill a bunch of cocks on me [Burt] at the monent mine is quite tiny and pathetic [Burt] and will only stay up for two hours (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta] somebody spill a bunch of cocks on me [Burt] mine is quite tiny and pathetic [Burt] and will only stay up for two hours (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big (Burt)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly (Lambie)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly [^Gulp^] i think i will douche (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly [sp0d] Blu: whats the temp down there (^Gulp^)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly [sp0d] Blu: whats the temp down there [Burt] oooh wank it (^Gulp^)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly [sp0d] Blu: whats the temp down there [Burt] oooh wank it [James] I shag a few under 18 (^Gulp^)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly [sp0d] Blu: whats the temp down there [Burt] oooh wank it [James] I shag a few under 18 [Burt] i wanked like that for years (^Gulp^)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly [sp0d] Blu: whats the temp down there [Burt] oooh wank it [James] I shag a few under 18 [Burt] i wanked like that for years * Burt lists people to wank (^Gulp^)
  • [James_] I didnt realise that cunts were so big [sp0d] aye, go down on them really quickly [sp0d] Blu: whats the temp down there [Burt] oooh wank it [James] I shag a few under 18 [Burt] i wanked like that for years * Burt lists people to wank [James] I prefer traditional cocking (^Gulp^)
  • The previous topic exploded... oh and it was also set by gulp (Burt)
  • POBICA lifted, channel horrified (Burt)
  • [fraggsta] its the three men sucking me off thats ruining my figure (Lambie)
  • o_|/ (Burt)
  • [shiny] i love fucking kids (James_)
  • [shiny] i love fucking kids [James_] I can supply you with pert ones at, say, thirty pounds a go. (parpicus)
  • [shiny] i love fucking kids [James_] I can supply you with pert ones at, say, thirty pounds a go. [James_] lesbians will be double that, though. (parpicus)
  • [shiny] i love fucking kids [James_] I can supply you with pert ones at, say, thirty pounds a go. [James_] (shiny)
  • [shiny] i love fucking kids [James_] I can supply you with pert ones at, say, thirty pounds a go. [James_] lesbians will be double that, though. (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] i love fucking kids [James_] I can supply you with pert ones at, say, thirty pounds a go. [James_] lesbians will be double that, though. *^Stuii^* the homo pdf (shiny)
  • The previous topic did not meet acceptable protocols (James)
  • [^Stuii^] God, Id give anything to have sp0d fuck me up the shitter (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] I was that utter wierdo with the frilly cuffs and the cane [^Woodsta^] who was caught looking at child pr0n in b23 (burt)
  • The previous topic was set by Burt and contained an error (James_)
  • [Gaz] fnar fnar its hard (^Woodsta^)
  • EDWARD HEATH NEARLY DEAD (Lambie)
  • ON NOW: Wesleys Reunited ON NEXT: The Wesley Hour (rpt) (Shrink)
  • �ON NOW:� AskAsan[tm] �ON LATER:� Eppanomics Review (^Gulp^)
  • ON NOW: JimbobBashing[tm] (rpt) ON NEXT: Hometime (rpt) (Shrink)
  • [Owf] lick my balls sp0d (^Gulp^)
  • [Owf] sp0d lick my balls clean (Asan)
  • [Owf] sp0d lick my balls clean [burt] i bum the boss all the time now (Asan)
  • [Shelbycat] i do black men [Shelbycat] i let them mount me [Shelbycat] and i drink their wee (parpicus)
  • [Shelbycat] i do black men [Shelbycat] i let them mount me [Shelbycat] and i drink their wee [Shelbycat] and make them cum on my tits (parpicus)
  • [Shelbycat] i do black men [Shelbycat] i let them mount me [Shelbycat] and i drink their wee [Shelbycat] and make them cum on my tits [Shelbycat] hot sexy manfat [Shelbycat] deep into my pussy (parpicus)
  • POBICA suspected to be in full effect. Brace for smirkage (Asan)
  • The previous topic was not applicable as Lambie is present (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] i bone virgins (^Gulp^)
  • [shiny] cock [shiny] that always goes down well (burt)
  • [^Stuii^] stop sucking me off [James] that parpicus (^Gulp^)
  • [^Stuii^] stop sucking me off [James] that parpicus [^Stuii^] too much red meat (Wyrm)
  • [^Stuii^] stop sucking me off [James] that parpicus (Wyrm)
  • [^Stuii^] stop sucking me off [James] that parpicus [^Stuii^] i shall anally destroy his butt (parpicus)
  • [^Stuii^] stop sucking me off [James] that parpicus [^Stuii^] i shall anally destroy his butt [Lambie] fuck a boy (shiny)
  • [Lambie] I spent last night being spitroasted by Asan and Owf. (parpicus)
  • ON NOW: Its not like the old days (rpt) ON NEXT: Whose job is it anyway? (Asan)
  • [burt] where can i get arse [burt] in the next two hours (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] where can i get arse [burt] in the next two hours [burt] needs to be large and asian (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] where can i get arse [burt] in the next two hours [burt] needs to be large and asian * burt returns arse in hand (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] where can i get arse [burt] in the next two hours [burt] needs to be large and asian * burt returns arse in hand [burt] i shall fist this [burt] while wanking (parpicus)
  • [burt] where can i get arse [burt] in the next two hours [burt] needs to be large and asian * burt returns arse in hand [burt] i shall fist this [burt] while wanking [^Stuii^] you will allow me to ejaculate on it also (parpicus)
  • [Wyrm] I regret that my arse is bleeding due to Owfs sexy fisting [Wyrm] He took me by force, and hurt me [Wyrm] Stretched me bad [Wyrm] my ring is in shreds [Wyrm] I cried like a little gayboy (parpicus)
  • [shiny] im so glad i fuck sheep (Asan)
  • [^jkd^] Owf pleasured my arse till it bled last night. (parpicus)
  • [^jkd^] Owf pleasured my arse till it bled last night. [^jkd^] i have a tampon in today. (parpicus)
  • ALASTAIR CAMPBELL EDAD (^Stuii^)
  • ALASTAIR CAMPBELL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ALASTAIR CAMPBELL............ DEAD (Shrink)
  • ALASTAIR CAMPBELL............ DEAD???!?!?!?!?!! (^Stuii^)
  • POBICA in full force (Asan)
  • James has quit (Quit: leaving Aberystwyth) (Shrink)
  • [sp0d] Blu: your vagina is filthy. Clean that cunt out. (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] Blu: your vagina is filthy. Clean that cunt out. [sp0d] disgusting, filthy punani (parpicus)
  • [sp0d] Blu: your vagina is filthy. Clean that cunt out. [sp0d] disgusting, filthy punani *** WetFish has joined #aber (Burt)
  • DOVER CLOSED BY TERROR ALERT (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was Dyn News (Ricey)
  • RED PUTIN LOSES ANOTHER SUB *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic was Dyn News AGAIN (Ricey)
  • WINCEY WILLIS DEAD ([Deev])
  • CHARLES BRONSON DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (Asan)
  • CHARLES BRONSON STILL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • [Wyrm] Stuii climaxed anally on my face. [Wyrm] the brown secretion tasted like mancunt. (parpicus)
  • [kerni] youve never pulled a goat and nibbled her tender bits? (burt)
  • [kerni] youve never pulled a goat and nibbled her tender bits? [burt] goats always turn me down. (parpicus)
  • [^Woodsta^] flightpath my arse [Asan] I could do that (Asan)
  • �ON NOW:� Quasi Factual Pedantry Hour �ON LATER:� Fraggsta joins in (Ricey)
  • I think youll find this is #aber, ACTUALLY. (parpicus)
  • Er, I think youll find this is #aber, ACTUALLY. (parpicus)
  • THIS CHANNEL HAS 17 BOTS AND NO REAL CHANNEL MEMBERS (StuiiWAR)
  • WESLEY INTOLERANCE WEEK (StuiiWAR)
  • ONLY URLS HAVE THE ANSWER (StuiiWAR)
  • [Burt] id like bigger boobs please (Quasi)
  • [sp0d] I am eating out blu [sp0d] Ive been at it 3hrs now [sp0d] I have put all manner of things in all positions I can see [sp0d] nothing works [sp0d] I cannot get her hole wet enough (Asan)
  • BURTS BALOON FAILS TO INFLATE - ERECTION PROBLEMS BLAMED (StuiiWAR)
  • BURTS BALLOON FAILS TO INFLATE - ERECTION PROBLEMS BLAMED (shiny)
  • BURTS BALLOON FAILS TO INFLATE - ERECTION PROBLEMS BLAMED (StuiiWAR)
  • #aber ON NOW: Pointless Arguments ON NEXT: Insults and Recriminations ON LATER: Smirking and Bitterness (Lambie)
  • [burt] �92 for full service (StuiiWAR)
  • SNIPPY SEPTEMBER IS NOW IN EFFECT. ASSUME THE POSITION. (StuiiWAR)
  • [Lambie] i fuck my mothers anus [Lambie] i lube her ass (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] i fuck my mothers anus [Lambie] i lube her ass [Lambie] and in goes my cock [Lambie] right in there [Lambie] i shove it hard (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] i fuck my mothers anus [Lambie] i lube her ass [Lambie] and in goes my cock [Lambie] right in there [Lambie] i shove it hard [sp0d] the Queen likes a little cock these days (burt)
  • [Lambie] i fuck my mothers anus [Lambie] i lube her ass [Lambie] and in goes my cock [Lambie] right in there [Lambie] i shove it hard (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] i fuck my mothers anus [Lambie] i lube her ass [Lambie] and in goes my cock [Lambie] right in there [Lambie] i shove it hard [Lambie] and feel her nipples (parpicus)
  • [Lambie] i fuck my mothers anus [Lambie] i lube her ass [Lambie] and in goes my cock [Lambie] right in there [Lambie] i shove it hard [Lambie] and feel her nipples * Lambie sucks her saggy quim (parpicus)
  • [Saarlax] shiny is an illiterate spic loser with a ridiculously small penis and a penchant for pre-teen rimming. (parpicus)
  • [James_] The only way to give me an erection is for young choirboys to thrash my arse with nettles while calling me Fiona. That generally gets the precum flowing. (parpicus)
  • The previous topic was NLA Invalid (James_)
  • [James_] The only way to give me an erection is for young choirboys to thrash my arse with nettles while calling me Fiona. That generally gets the precum flowing. (StuiiWAR)
  • [James_] The only way to give me an erection is for young choirboys to thrash my arse with nettles while calling me Fiona. That generally gets the precum flowing. [^Stuii^] James: I do that to fraggsta, then shoot my man-load all over his pretty face (parpicus)
  • http://www.mn-linux.org/cgi-bin/classifieds/classifieds.cgi?catagory=computerwanted (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.mn-linux.org/cgi-bin/classifieds/classifieds.cgi?catagory=computerwanted - #ABER DESTROYS (NOF) (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] The only way to give me an erection is for young choirboys to thrash my arse with nettles while calling me Fiona. That generally gets the precum flowing. (^Stuii^)
  • The previous topic, despite being non NLA-compliant, ceased to be amusing after two days (Burt)
  • The previous topic was set by Burt. (Quasi)
  • [shiny] i need to insert cock in parpicus (parpicus)
  • [shiny] i need to insert cock in parpicus [shiny] i need to break the parp arse hymen (parpicus)
  • The topic previous to the topic previous to the topic previous to the previous topic, despite being two days old, was still one of the funniest topics this channel has ever seen. Deal. (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] i give presentations regularly (Quasimodo)
  • [burt] i present regularly (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] i present regularly [James] Burt so wants my 9 of fun (parpicus)
  • [Quasi] OH, YOU CAN PUT MEAT IN ME! (James)
  • [^Lambie^] i live to have shit smeared all over my nipples (StuiiWAR)
  • [sp0d] I do it all the time with blokes (Asan)
  • THE WHOLE INTERNET IS FALLING TO BITS (^Stuii^)
  • [James] try boy scouts if you want come [James_] i take their piss too [James_] its a Dyfed thing (shiny)
  • The previous topic was not compliant (James)
  • CHANNEL DEAD (burt)
  • * Shrink holds his dick [Shrink] its *tiny* [Shrink] maybe 2.5 by 1cm (James)
  • [Wyrm] ^Stuii^ we need to rut like rabid mammals and mount shrink too (^Lambie)
  • [James_] i fuck arse [James] come *here* homos (shiny)
  • JOHNNY CASH DEAD *trueshocker* (Asan)
  • [werkni] theres nothing worse than a cock covered in shit [NLA, NLR] (parpicus)
  • [James] massage me in baby oil, coat me in cling film and call me fiona (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] Parpicus likes to stick his hand down my pants and scoop out the crumbs. [RICEY] AND IT GETS ME SO HARD (parpicus)
  • [Ricey] Parpicus likes to stick his hand down my pants and scoop out the crumbs. [Ricey] AND IT GETS ME SO HARD (parpicus)
  • [shiny] a gay irish cunt is wanking me (James_)
  • [shiny] a gay irish cunt is wanking me [Lex] Im going to bed you tosspots (Photon)
  • [Lex] Im going to bed you tosspots [NLANLR] (James)
  • LESBIANS ARE FAT CUNTS *trueshocker* (Asan)
  • * Gaz demands poof [Mr_Scod] i am poof [NLA NLR] (Lambie)
  • The previous topic was a lambie failure (Mr_Scod)
  • SISTER OF TENNIS ACE WILLIAMS SISTERS SHOT DEAD *trushocker* (^Lambie)
  • [shiny] i eat way too much shit [NLANLR] (James)
  • Chiefly British (^Woodsta^)
  • [shiny] clearly people cant work out how big 9cm is (Burt)
  • [shiny] OH ITS 1/9th THE SIZE OF A NOKIA 3310 (Burt)
  • [Mr_Scod] work my butt off [^Woodsta^] me arse [Mr_Scod] finger my man clit [^Woodsta^] Im expecting no resistance (Burt_)
  • [shiny] I like to abuse naive 16 year old virgins (Asan)
  • [shiny] I like to abuse naive 16 year old virgins [shiny] its just an excuse to be a PDF (Asan)
  • [shiny] I like to abuse naive 16 year old virgins [shiny] its just an excuse to be a PDF [shiny] do the fucker up exactly how i want it in the garden (Wyrm)
  • The last topic was an NLA Failure (Wyrm)
  • [shiny] i just felt a thirteen year old girl up [shiny] attractive rear (parpicus)
  • [shiny] i just felt a thirteen year old girl up [shiny] attractive rear [shiny] nice tight minge, too (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face [^Woodsta^] i prefer to shake a few drops onto her arse (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face [Shrink] then I let parp rim me, deep and hard [Shrink] THEN I FUCK HIS MANCUNT (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face [Shrink] then I let parp rim me, deep and hard [Shrink] THEN I FUCK HIS MANCUNT * Shrink wipes himself down. (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face [Shrink] then I let parp rim me, deep and hard [Shrink] THEN I FUCK HIS MANCUNT * Shrink wipes himself down. [Shrink] parp, see my dirty cock? LICK IT CLEAN (parpicus)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face [Shrink] then I let parp rim me, deep and hard [Shrink] THEN I FUCK HIS MANCUNT * Shrink wipes himself down. [Shrink] parp, see my dirty cock? LICK IT CLEAN [Shrink] I suppose you can keep the bed warm tomo (Mr_Scod)
  • [Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face [Shrink] then I let parp rim me, deep and hard [Shrink] THEN I FUCK HIS MANCUNT * Shrink wipes himself down. [Shrink] parp, see my dirty cock? LICK IT CLEAN [Shrink] I suppose you can keep the bed warm tomo (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic was set by Mr_Scod (parpicus)
  • * ^Lambie asks his mother for oral while she brushes his head (Mr_Scod)
  • * ^Lambie asks his mother for oral while she sucks his head (Mr_Scod)
  • AVAST (^Woodsta^)
  • [eppa] fucking hell, I need a good humping [eppa] Im standing proud right now [eppa] I keep getting little daydreams (NLA/NLR) (Wyrm)
  • [eppa] fucking hell, I need a good humping [eppa] Im standing proud right now [eppa] I keep getting little daydreams [lowey] I wish the engineer would climb my pole (Wyrm)
  • [Wyrm] i pay cash for schoolgirl briefs [Wyrm] and touch their pert tits (parpicus)
  • WELCOME TO JOIN AND SAY NOTHING NIGHT ON THE #ABER CHANNEL. (parpicus)
  • kerni and Shrink to tie the knot in June 2004. All welcome. Bring dishwasher and self-freezing ice-cream maker as presents (kerni)
  • kerni and Shrink to tie the knot in June 2004. All welcome. Bring vegan dishwasher and self-freezing vegan ice-cream maker as presents. Beefeater vouchers welcome (Mr_Scod)
  • kerni and Shrink to tie the knot in June 2004. All welcome. Bring sticks to beat Mr_Scod with (kerni)
  • Poor Sp0d (The Englishman) (Mr_Scod)
  • the previous topic was set by an australian scotsman (Quasi)
  • #aber beats sp0d (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Packs of wolves ON NEXT: Barefaced WAR ON LATER: Im never coming back here again [rpt] (Asan)
  • [Owf] I use a tampon to cushion my hairy butt from all the hard gay anal probing (parpicus)
  • [CaptKweer] i didnt think #aber and its users could get any lower in my estimation, but yet again they have achieved the near-impossible (parpicus)
  • http://users.aber.ac.uk/alb0/me1.jpg SPANK MY ARSE AND CALL ME FIONA (Burt)
  • The previous topic was set by burt (Burt)
  • the previous to previous topic was set by burt, as was the previous topic (Quasi)
  • MSN chat DEAD. KEEP THE FUCK UP, we discussed this at 0600. (shiny)
  • http://www.aber.ac.uk/prog-specs/?G400-BSC, NOW SHUT UP WESLEYS. (Quasi)
  • http://www.aber.ac.uk/prog-specs/?G400-BSC , NOW SHUT UP WESLEYS. (Quasi)
  • sp0d has successfully impregnated Blu. Blulet expected sometime in early May 2004. (Blu)
  • [sp0d] Im Pregnant (James)
  • sp0d has successfully impregnated Blu. Blulet expected sometime in early May 2004. (Blu)
  • sp0d has successfully impregnated Blu. Blulet expected sometime in early May 2004.gulp (^Lambie)
  • sp0d has successfully impregnated Blu. Blulet expected sometime in early May 2004. (^Lambie)
  • Young Kids These Days And Their Teenage pregnancies (Mr_Scod)
  • Blu successfully impregnated. Blulet expected sometime in early May 2004. http://www.ourlittleplace.org.uk (Quasi)
  • Who Is The Father Of Blulet? : Shiny 2-1(JF) Lambie 2-1(JF) Quasi 5-1 Shrink 6-1 Asan 8-1 ^Stuii^ 50-1 Sp0d 1000-1 (Mr_Scod)
  • Blu successfully impregnated. Blulet expected sometime in early May 2004. http://www.ourlittleplace.org.uk (Quasi)
  • LAMBIE 28, REVEALS SIMPLE CALCULATION BASED ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE (^Stuii^)
  • Who Is The Father Of Blulet? : Shiny 2-1(JF) Lambie 2-1(JF) Quasi 5-1 Shrink 6-1 Asan 8-1 ^Stuii^ 50-1 Sp0d 1000-1 (Mr_Scod)
  • Cunty snippyness meter: [0..........|.....100] (Burt)
  • Cunty snippyness meter: [0...............100] |ERROR (Burt)
  • Cunty snippyness meter: [0....|...........100] (Burt)
  • Cunty snippyness meter: [0........|.......100] (Mr_Scod)
  • THIS IS SNIPPY SEPTEMBER. ASSUME THE POSITION. (^Stuii^)
  • ROBERT PALMER DEAD (Mr_Scod)
  • [sp0d] money is irrelevant (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: Sp0dBaiting with #aber ON LATER: 5 dead in mid-wales gun rampage (shiny)
  • ON NOW: Sp0dBaiting with #aber ON LATER: 5 dead in mid-wales spoon rampage (shiny)
  • ROBERT PALMER DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ONE NOW: TY (ArrStuii)
  • ONE NOW: TPYO JOUR (ArrStuii)
  • ON NOW: Happy Hour (Quasi)
  • ON NOW: Happy Hour ON LATER: Fuck Off (rpt) (^Lambie)
  • ON NOW: Rampant Gaz ON LATER: FAILURE, COMPLETE AND UTTER, BITTERNESS, THE (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [^Lambie^] dont forget to catch me when you come (NLA/NLR) (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [Quasi] Im feeling bent today (shiny)
  • [Quasi] Im feeling bent today [burtArrgh] i really should stop dating Quasi (James)
  • Buddha Can See Up Your Skirt Right Now (kerni)
  • * Blu knuckles her crack (Photon__)
  • [Saarlax] sp0d I want to shit on blu and lick her nuts (^Lambie)
  • nsive Line Syndrome or something (burt_)
  • the previous topic was a BurtFailure[tm] (Shrink)
  • http://www.natashascafe.com/images/photos/oldefart.jpg ITS QUASI (burt_)
  • [Lambie] fuck me [Lambie] now im coming [Lambie] come on my face [James] you love it [James] you, me and Burt (Asan)
  • [Lambie] fuck me [Lambie] now im coming [Lambie] come on my face [James] you love it [James] you, me and Burt * Lambie smears hot come over his face (Asan)
  • [Blu] my friends always seemed to have bigger and better toys than me (^Stuii^)
  • [Blu] my friends always seem to have bigger and better toys than me (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] Sam Nelson and I were cocking students (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] Sam Nelson and I are cocking students [Mr_Scod] nail arses (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] Sam Nelson and I are cocking students [Burt] i use a dildo in the morning (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] Sam Nelson and I are cocking students [Burt] i use a dildo in the morning [Burt] FUCKING STOP BEING PAINFUL, ARSE (Mr_Scod)
  • [Burt] Sam Nelson and I are cocking students [Burt] i use a dildo in the morning [Burt] FUCKING STOP BEING PAINFUL, ARSE [Burt] I am gay gay gay gay gay gay (James)
  • [Burt] Sam Nelson and I are cocking students [Burt] i use a dildo in the morning [Burt] FUCKING STOP BEING PAINFUL, ARSE [Burt] I am gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay (James)
  • [Burt] Sam Nelson and I are cocking students [Burt] i use a dildo in the morning [Burt] FUCKING STOP BEING PAINFUL, ARSE [Burt] I am gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay [Burt] shiny cum in my mouth and i will spit on your chest (Mr_Scod)
  • 15 INJURED IN PARTIAL COLLAPSE OF BIRMINGHAM (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] Burt and Quasi in MORNING ANAL PRINCS DILDO GROUP ACTION [NLANLR] (James_)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA violation (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] james, lets see your cock [Burt] thats huge [Burt] ill swap ya * Burt rubs his 1 incher (Shrink)
  • [Burt] james, lets see your cock [Burt] thats huge [Burt] ill swap ya * Burt rubs his 1 incher * Burt considers calling out nermal to FUCK ASS (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] james, lets see your cock [Burt] thats huge [Burt] ill swap ya * Burt rubs his 1 incher * Burt considers calling out nermal to FUCK ASS * Mendez hopes to pull out the penis (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] james, lets see your cock [Burt] thats huge [Burt] ill swap ya * Burt rubs his 1 incher * Burt considers calling out nermal to FUCK ASS * Mendez hopes to pull out the penis [Mendez] i like my fucking grotty (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] james, lets see your cock [Burt] thats huge [Burt] ill swap ya * Burt rubs his 1 incher * Burt considers calling out nermal to FUCK ASS * Mendez hopes to pull out the penis [Mendez] i like my fucking grotty [Mendez] i frequently eat semen (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt considers calling out nermal to FUCK ASS * Mendez hopes to pull out the penis [Mendez] i like my fucking grotty [Mendez] i frequently eat semen [Mendez] i like to do guys (^Stuii^)
  • * Burt considers calling out nermal to FUCK ASS * Mendez hopes to pull out the penis [Mendez] i like my fucking grotty [Mendez] i frequently eat semen [Mendez] i like to do guys [Quasi] Ive managed years without them, I dont see why men are different (^Stuii^)
  • [Quasi] we dont accept lazy shortening (Burt)
  • * Burt considers calling out nermal to FUCK ASS * Mendez hopes to pull out the penis [Mendez] i like my fucking grotty [Mendez] i frequently eat semen [Mendez] i like to do guys [Quasi] Ive managed years without them, I dont see why men are different (Burt)
  • [James_] Ive observed two guys members that are nice (Burt)
  • the previous topic was set by burt and missed crucial grammar *unshocker* (Shrink)
  • [James_] I observed two guys members that are nice (Burt)
  • [James_] I observed two guys members that are nice (Burt)
  • [James_] I observed two guys members that are nice [sp0d] hes probably one of these bis that says they are but have slept with about a million men and no women (Burt)
  • [James_] I observed two guys members that are nice [sp0d] hes probably one of these bis that says they are but have slept with about a million men and no women [^Woodsta^] FUCK YOU BITCH (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] I observed two guys members that are nice [sp0d] hes probably one of these bis that says they are but have slept with about a million men and no women [^Woodsta^] FUCK YOU BITCH [^Lambie^] ill give one to myles (Photon_)
  • everything is lovely (kerni)
  • lies (^Woodsta^)
  • tits, cocks, arse, fanny, and lies (^Woodsta^)
  • INDIGOJO IS TOWELHEADED TERRORISTS, INTERNET SUGGESTS (^Stuii^)
  • INDIGOJO IS TOWELHEADED TERRORIST, INTERNET SUGGESTS (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] Im going to get raped tommorow night (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] Im going to get raped tommorow night [Owf] woodsta the terrible inconvenience (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] Im going to get raped tommorow night [Owf] woodsta the terrible inconvenience [Owf] all that extra ring (^Stuii^)
  • BORK BORK BORK (Quasi) ()
  • BORK BORK BORK (Quasi) [sp0d] the punk bloke would be a better shag (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic was of mixed protocol and therefore inadmissable (^Stuii^)
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3165394.stm WAR (QuasiWAR)
  • POPE STILL NOT DEAD *SHOCKER* (Mr_Scod)
  • SHOCKING NEWS JUST IN: PARPICUS ACTUALLY DEAD, REPORTS INDICATE (Lambie)
  • PARPICUS ACTUALLY DEAD. NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. SERVICE 11.15am Salisbury 6/10/2003. (Asan[])
  • RIP DAVID SPEDDING. NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. SERVICE 11.15am Salisbury 6/10/2003. (Mr_Scod[])
  • IP DAVID SPEDDING. NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. SERVICE 11.15am Salisbury 6/10/2003. http://tinyurl.com/ptah (Asan[])
  • RIP DAVID SPEDDING. NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. SERVICE 11.15am Salisbury 6/10/2003. http://tinyurl.com/ptah (Deev[])
  • to [kerni] My mum ate catshit for several decades [kerni] shes a tart [kerni] stinks of poo [sp0d] I want to rim Ol ma kerni, and do it deep [kerni] Id advise widening her arse [kerni] I used a fist [kerni] and kept at it [sp0d] i could finger it gently (***)
  • RIP DAVID SPEDDING. (http://tinyurl.com/puht). NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. SERVICE 11.15am Salisbury 6/10/2003. Map: http://tinyurl.com/ptah (Asan[])
  • RIP DAVID SPEDDING. (http://tinyurl.com/puht). NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. (Quasi[])
  • RIP DAVID SPEDDING. NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. PLEASE ALSO SEE: http://www.ourlittleplace.org.uk (Quasi[])
  • RIP DAVID SPEDDING ( http://tinyurl.com/puht ). NLA TOPICS BANNED FOR OCTOBER. PLEASE ALSO SEE: http://www.ourlittleplace.org.uk (Quasi[])
  • Your attention is drawn to: www.aber.org.uk www.spedders.com (Stuii[])
  • to select from log where content like parpicus changes topic to and length(content) ] 150 or something (I)
  • NEWS OF PARP RUMOURED TO HAVE BEEN REPORTED ON MONDAYS NATIONAL NEWS. DID YOU SEE ANYHING? CALL 1-800-TVHECKLING.COM NOW! (^Stuii^)
  • ARNIE WINS CALIFORNIA ELECTION. TXT W@W UR CELEB WORSHIP 83651 (^Stuii^)
  • topic to [kerni] i tried to get it to stream [ciaran] what did it do, kerni? [kerni] just froze up and did bugger all [ciaran] clear out the sludge [ciaran] work that cunt, bitch ([19:59])
  • http://beta.aber.org.uk/toys/parpicus/topictmp.php (^Stuii^)
  • http://beta.aber.org.uk/toys/parpicus/parps.php (StuiiWAR)
  • topic to [phoenix] I collect friends [Photon_] Im desperate enough to sex you up [Quasimodo] I need that cunt too [Quasimodo] in my face, please [Quasimodo] yes, the minge and tits ([01:06])
  • topic to [burt] where can i get arse [burt] in the next two hours [burt] needs to be large and asian * burt returns arse in hand [burt] i shall fist this [burt] while wanking [^Stuii^] you will allow me to ejaculate on it also ([16:49])
  • QUASI NOT DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • JAMES OUT, BASELESS RUMOUR CONFIRMS (FoulOleQuasi)
  • JAMES OUT, BASELESS RUMOUR CONFIRMS, BURT ALSO A POOF, SPEED-READ TXTW@W CONFIRMS (FoulOleQuasi)
  • SP0D IN GUZZLING SHINYS MILK FETISH REVELATION (burt)
  • PARP BAN LEAVES CHANNEL MEMBERS STUMPED (StuiiWAR)
  • KERNI IN ONLY ONE ENTRY LIES (StuiiWAR)
  • NIKKEI +254 10786 +2.4% H.SENG +135 11935 +1.1% FTSE -2 4311 -0.1% DAX -8 3473 -0.3% DJIA 0 9680 0.0% (StuiiWAR)
  • Nothing to see here. Move along. (BurtWAR)
  • The previous topic was set by Burt (FoulOleQuasi)
  • ON NOW: Parti Swyngwr, Casa Sp0d, Bring a date or a bottle. (FoulOleQuasi)
  • Parps still banned. Channel becomes increasingly frustrated. (Owf)
  • FRAGGSTA CONFIRMED AS NOT DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • FRAGGSTA CONFIRMED AS NOT DEAD, OTHER STILL MISSING IN ACTION: HAVE YOU SEEN THESE CHANNEL MEMBERS IN THE LAST WEEK? (FoulOleQuasi)
  • FRAGGSTA CONFIRMED AS NOT DEAD, OTHERS STILL MISSING IN ACTION: HAVE YOU SEEN THESE CHANNEL MEMBERS IN THE LAST WEEK? (FoulOleQuasi)
  • POST-NLA TENSION-O-METER [0 ................|... 100] (burt)
  • POST-NLA TENSION-O-METER [0 ................|... 100] 18 Days Remaining (burt)
  • ON NOW: Night Watch, with Lambie, Quasi and Burt (FoulOleQuasi)
  • ON NOW: Night Watch, with Quasi (FoulOleQuasi)
  • the previous topic is out of date (Quasiuni)
  • INTERNET COMPUTING STUDENT FAILS TO CORRECT SEND E-MAIL DEFENDING INTERNET COMPUTING STUDENTS *UNSHOCKER* (StuiiWAR)
  • INTERNET COMPUTING STUDENT FAILS TO CORRECTLY SEND E-MAIL DEFENDING INTERNET COMPUTING STUDENTS *UNSHOCKER* (StuiiWAR)
  • OUT OF WHICH ORIFICE WILL JAMES PIZZA EMERGE? BET NOW! (FoulOleQuasi)
  • MSN CHAT NOW DEAD (StuiiWAR)
  • MSN CHAT NOW DEAD. WORLD SHRUGS. (StuiiWAR)
  • OWF IN YOU WAN TAXI I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE PEUGEOT HORROR SMIRK-O-NEWS (^Stuii^)
  • �ON NOW:� PUNY ARGUMENT HOUR (Ricey)
  • HARDER (Ricey)
  • changes topic to [James_] The only way to give me an erection is for young choirboys to thrash my arse with nettles while calling me Fiona. That generally gets the precum flowing. (144)
  • LONGER (^Stuii^)
  • Gnomie Lesbian! (Mr_Scod)
  •  :P (gnomie)
  • Gnomie Suffering From Selfconcious Topic Syndrome *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
  • Gnomie Suffering From Selfconcious Topic Syndrome *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
  • [^Woodsta^] I dont care what a girls fingers smell of (gnomie)
  • Gnomie Suffering From Selfconcious Topic Syndrome *Shocker* (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic was illegal (James_)
  • Parps Ban Challenged (FoulOleQuasi)
  • Mr Scod Smells! (^Woodsta^)
  • Mr Scod Smells! But Not As Bad As ^Woodsta^ (Mr_Scod)
  • YOU ALL SMELL OF POO (FoulOleQuasi)
  • YOU ALL SMELL OF POO (Apart From Quasi Who Stinks Of Cum) (Mr_Scod)
  • http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/image299.html (Gaz)
  • BLAINE DEAD (shiny)
  • HELLO ECHELON (Lambie)
  • ON NOW: LambieJobLottery, TXTW@W YOUR CHOICE 854574 (FoulOleQuasi)
  • EH OH (FoulOleQuasi)
  • DONG TIT (James_)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook (^Woodsta^)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [Lambie] ook (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [Lambie] ook [burt] ook (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic was not permitted due to recent circumstances (burt)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [Lambie] ook [burt] ook (Mr_Scod)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [Lambie] ook [burt] ook [Lex] ook (QuasiWORK)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [Lambie] ook [burt] ook [Lex] ook [^peanut^] oook (QuasiWORK)
  • [eppa] oook [eppa] ooook [^Woodsta^] ook [Lambie] ook [burt] ook [Lex] ook [^peanut^] oook [James_] oooooooooooooook [sp0d] oooooook (FoulOleQuasi)
  • The previous topic type is banned until November 1st (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Winter (FoulOleQuasi)
  • BLIAR REALLY NOWHERE NEAR ANYTHING EVEN APPROACHING DEATH, TRUTH REVEALS (^Stuii^)
  • OBNOXIOUS OCTOBER IN FORCE. ASSUME THE POSITION. (burt)
  • EPPA IN HOT TINNED PEACHES LOVIN *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • DAVID BLAINE NOT FUCKING DEAD. (^Stuii^)
  • BROADBAND AVAILABILITY DECREASES NETWORK STABILITY UBERSHOCKER (^Woodsta^)
  • THE PREVIOUS TOPIC, SET BY MR_SCOD, MADE NO SENSE AT ALL (^Stuii^)
  • BLIAR AND BLAINE STILL NOT DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Mortal Wombat. FIGHT! (FoulOleQuasi)
  • http://users.aber.ac.uk/ais0/compsoc/201003compsoc/dscf0087.jpg SPASMOS UNITE (Asan)
  • QUASI REVEALED AS NOT GAY - LONGSTANDING CHANNEL ILLUSION SMASHED, CHANNEL MEMBERS SHOCKED (StuiiWAR)
  • WOMEN: NO. (StuiiWAR)
  • UNCLE GORDYS BABY DOESNT DIE THIS TIME (^Stuii^)
  • CHANNEL AGREES WITH SP0D *TRUESHOCKER* (Shrink)
  • CHANNEL AGREES WITH SP0D *TRUESHOCKER* �AND OWF *SUPERSHOCKER*� (Owf)
  • The previous topic was extremely improbable and likely to be drug-fuelled (FoulOleQuasi)
  • beats sp0d (Shrink)
  • #aber beats sp0d (Shrink)
  • The last topic failed to get a job because all call centre jobs were outsourced to India. (sp0d)
  • The previous topic illustrated how much were all looking forward to the lifting of the parps ban (^Stuii^)
  • STUDENTS: NO. (^Stuii^)
  • [^Lambie] one of my first memories is some kid trying to insert sand down my pants at playschool (Gaz)
  • The previous topic type is banned until November (FoulOleQuasi)
  • The previous topic type is banned until YOU LEAST EXPECT IT (FoulOleQuasi)
  • WAR REACHES ABER (QuasiWAR)
  • ON NOW: EPPA VS THE WORLD. EPPA 0 - WORLD 1 (^Woodsta^)
  • DONT FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCK (^Woodsta^)
  • Happy Birthday James, you cunt o_|/ (Quasi)
  • JOCKY WILSON DEAD ([Deev])
  • http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=merkin (^Woodsta^)
  • FIVE MORE DAYS OF PARPS BAN (^Stuii^)
  • LESS THAN FIVE MORE DAYS OF PARPS BAN (^Stuii^)
  • JIMBOB AND PHOENIX IN HORRIBLE SHAGGING DISGUST *SHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • JIMBOB AND PHOENIX IN HORRIBLE SHAGGING DISGUST *SHOCKER* | CHANNEL EXPRESSES DISGUST AND SYMPATHY (shiny)
  • JIMBOB AND PHOENIX IN HORRIBLE SHAGGING DISGUST *SHOCKER* | CHANNEL EXPRESSES DISGUST AND SYMPATHY | CHANNEL CONTINUES TO REEL IN PARPSBAN HORROR (Shrink)
  • JIMBOB AND PHOENIX IN HORRIBLE SHAGGING DISGUST *SHOCKER* | CHANNEL EXPRESSES DISGUST AND SYMPATHY | CHANNEL CONTINUES TO REEL IN PARPSBAN HORROR | COUNTRY DOOMED UNTIL 2010 (FoulOleQuasi)
  • COUNTRY DOOMED UNTIL 2010 (^Stuii^)
  • COUNTRY DOOMED UNTIL 2010 | STUII HATES MULTI-TOPIC TOPICS | WOODSTA KICKED (^Woodsta^)
  • STUII RE-ENTERS CLOSET. WORLD SHOCKED. (^Lambie^)
  • http://beta.aber.org.uk/images/picnmix/speakingenglish.jpg (^Stuii^)
  • [09:11] [Lambie] someone tell stuii ill phone after 4 if i get lost ([Deev])
  • LESS THAN 8 REMAINING WEEKS OF PARPS BAN (^Stuii^)
  • �IDS DEAD� (^Stuii^)
  • �IDS DEAD� 90 against (^Stuii^)
  • �IDS DEAD� - Tony until 2010 - Exodus begins 9.00am Monday (^Stuii^)
  • �Ian Thingy-Wotsit DEAD� - Tony until 2010 - Exodus begins 9.00am Monday (^Stuii^)
  • JAMES CONFIRMED GAY HAVING DISGUSTING HIMSELF AFTER PHOENIX PORKING HORROR *SHOCKER* (burt)
  • JAMES CONFIRMED GAY HAVING DISGUSTED HIMSELF AFTER PHOENIX PORKING HORROR *SHOCKER* (burt)
  • *wuffles* (only 2 days left) (burt)
  • *wuffles* (less than one month remaining) (FoulOleQuasi)
  • Less than 4 more weeks of parp topic immunity, enjoy it while it lasts (^Stuii^)
  • WOSS WAPPED FOR WUDENESS DUWING COMIC WELIEF (^Stuii^)
  • BURT IN LEX BONDAGE FETISH *UNSHOCKER* (FoulOleQuasi)
  • NOW LESS THAN 3 WEEKS OF REMAINING PARPS BAN (^Stuii^)
  • presented today in SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKYVISION (Asan)
  • #aber presented today in SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKYVISION (Asan)
  • BLUE KEN WONT RUN SAYS BLUE KEN (^Stuii^)
  • FEWER THAN 3 WEEKS OF PARP TOPIC IMMUNITY REMAINING (^Stuii^)
  • RIVER PHOENIX DEAD (^^Woodsta)
  • ASAN IN ROBOT REVELATIONS SHOCKER (^^Woodsta)
  • ON NOW: BAH HUMBUG, with Owf and Quasi (FoulOleQuasi)
  • PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST OF THE MONTH, NO RETURN (Shrink)
  • [Lex] ive just eaten EIGHT salty cocks (shiny)
  • EPPA SELLS iMAC, REDUCED TO ANSI CHARACTERS ONLY. PASTE THOSE JPG URLS.... NOW (Asan)
  • [Asan] I am attempting to sell man fat here (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [Asan] I am attempting to sell man fat here [Asan] to cover your groin (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [Asan] I am attempting to sell man fat here [Asan] to cover your groin [Microchip] I cant produce man fat. (^Lambie^)
  • [eppa] I fancy a really hard one today [eppa] Im ready[Asan] I am attempting to sell man fat here [Asan] to cover your groin [Microchip] I cant produce man fat. (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I fancy a really hard one today [eppa] Im ready (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] visitors to my house are used to the constant fucking (shiny)
  • [kerni] fuck my mouth (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [burt] almost 50% female (sp0d)
  • [burt] almost 50% female [burt] TAKE ME (sp0d)
  • The previous topic was set by sp0d (Shrink)
  • [burt] almost 50% female [burt] TAKE ME * ^Woodsta^ sucks burt (kerni)
  • The previous topic was set by kerni (^Woodsta^)
  • [Owf] no woman is safe [Asan] or James [shiny] tis true (NLA/NLR) (Asan)
  • [Owf] shinys a free agent again [Owf] no woman is safe [Asan] or James [shiny] tis true (NLA/NLR) (Asan)
  • I couldnt physically have a relationship with a female [eppa] man cum is a turn on (Asan)
  • [eppa] I couldnt physically have a relationship with a female [eppa] man cum is a turn on (Asan)
  • [eppa] I couldnt physically have a relationship with a female [eppa] man cum is a turn on [eppa] men just taste nicer than women [eppa] shiny hump me in my tiny panties and make me come (Asan)
  • WYRM, JAMES AND RICEY REPORTEDLY HARD GAY FUCKING, PRESUMED DEAD (burt)
  • [^Lambie^] !aberdick Fuck You, (FoulOleQuasi)
  • BOBBY HATFIELD DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Degree Pissing Context (Lambie)
  • ON NOW: Degree Pissing Contest (Lambie)
  • [eppa] Im wanking over man butt videos and images [Wyrm] thirty-plus old men? [Fnar] Dildo? * Fnar stands up [shiny] cor (burt)
  • [eppa] Im wanking over man butt videos and images [Wyrm] thirty-plus old men? [Fnar] Dildo? * Fnar stands up [shiny] cordear (Lambie)
  • [eppa] Im wanking over man butt videos and images [Wyrm] thirty-plus old men? [Fnar] Dildo? * Fnar stands up [shiny] cor (Lambie)
  • [eppa] Im wanking over man butt videos and images [Wyrm] thirty-plus old men? [Fnar] Dildo? * Fnar stands up [shiny] cor [burt] ill take an orgy (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill wear down lowey in my bed, lambiell sleep with shrink and ducki (burt_)
  • The previous topic will be used to kill burt shortly (^Stuii^)
  • [^Lambie^] i blew 2 black russians in the pub [^Lambie^] i felt vaguely guilty yet satisfied at the same time (Asan)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill do lowey and widen his manhole (^Lambie^)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill wear down lowey in my bed, lambiell sleep with shrink and ducki (burt_)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill wear down lowey in my bed, lambiell sleep with shrink and ducki [NLA} (burt_)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill wear down lowey in my bed, lambiell sleep with shrink and ducki [NLA] (burt_)
  • The previous topic will be used to kill burt shortly (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill do lowey and widen his manhole [burt] permission to insert mine before that [FoulOleQuasi] thats a bit wide, surely. arent you going to ram it in? (Asan)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill do lowey and widen his manhole [burt] permission to insert mine before that [FoulOleQuasi] thats a bit wide, surely. arent you going to ram it in? [burt] oooooo fine I shall ram your back passage (^Lambie)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill do lowey and widen his manhole [burt] permission to insert mine before that [FoulOleQuasi] thats a bit wide, surely. arent you going to ram it in? [burt] oooooo fine I shall ram your back passage [Asan] give it a firm push (Owf)
  • [^Stuii^] Ill do lowey and widen his manhole [burt] permission to insert mine before that [FoulOleQuasi] thats a bit wide, surely. arent you going to ram it in? [burt] oooooo fine I shall ram your back passage [Asan] give it a firm push [eppa] ah shit, Im twisted (sp0d)
  • [kerni] Id do Prince Edward any day *leer* (Asan)
  • move along, nothing to see here (kerni)
  • [kerni] Id do Prince Edward any day *leer* [burt] better than a mouthful of ratcliffe anyday (FoulOleQuasi)
  • HOME OFFICE REPORTS SHORTAGE OF FORTNIGHTS. ONLY TWO FORTNIGHTS HAVE BEEN SEEN IN PAST 4 WEEKS. FORTNIGHT RATIONING TO BE INTRODUCED NOVEMBER 30TH (^Stuii^)
  • [James] he did give me head so i wanked and slid in ([Deev])
  • [James] he did give me head so i wanked and slid in [Lex] i hope there is enough of that left for *me* ([Deev])
  • [burt] one thing about my man is a nice chunky knob with a good feel to it (^Stuii^)
  • [burt] one thing about my man is a nice chunky knob with a good feel to it [burt] would you like a twiddle? (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] prince phillip is splendid [Owf] he can fuck me any time (Asan)
  • [Owf] prince phillip is splendid [Owf] he can fuck me any time [Owf] FUCK MY HOLE BOY [^Stuii^] owf stop wanking me [Owf] OH FUCK ME AGAIN [Owf] eppa your man meat is great [^Stuii^] aye [^Stuii^] i would find it hard to choose between them [burt] eppa leaves pubes in the shower (Asan)
  • [Owf] prince phillip is splendid [Owf] he can fuck me any time [Owf] FUCK MY HOLE BOY [^Stuii^] owf stop wanking me [Owf] OH FUCK ME AGAIN [Owf] eppa your man meat is great [^Stuii^] aye [^Stuii^] i would find it hard to choose between them [Owf] a fine butt he has too (Asan)
  • [Owf] prince phillip is splendid [Owf] he can fuck me any time [Owf] FUCK MY HOLE BOY [^Stuii^] owf stop wanking me [Owf] OH FUCK ME AGAIN [Owf] eppa your man meat is great [^Stuii^] aye [^Stuii^] i would find it hard to choose between them [Owf] a fine butt he has too [Owf] it has owned by Lambie on it (Asan)
  • [Owf] prince phillip is splendid [Owf] he can fuck me any time [Owf] FUCK MY HOLE BOY [^Stuii^] owf stop wanking me [Owf] OH FUCK ME AGAIN [Owf] eppa your man meat is great [^Stuii^] aye [^Stuii^] i would find it hard to choose between them [Owf] a fine butt he has too [Owf] it has owned by Lambie on it (^Lambie^)
  • The Previous NLA Topic Exploded (^Lambie^)
  • [Duct] anyone spanking stuii later? (^Lambie^)
  • [Duct] anyone spanking stuii later? [eppa] Im going to gaytongue him so hard (^Lambie^)
  • [Duct] anyone spanking stuii later? [eppa] Im going to gaytongue him so hard [burt] weve all been there once (Wyrm)
  • [kerni] I cant find the right hole today [kerni] however, the one up the top seems to be open [kerni] must be about 3 years since I had ring (burt)
  • [kerni] I cant find the right hole today [kerni] however, the one up the top seems to be open [kerni] must be about 3 years since I had ring [kerni] I can still taste minge from eppa * kerni has saved his seed from banging on halloween (burt)
  • �ON NOW:� Fart Wars in iFlat. �ON NEXT:� SHOCK AND AWE with Woodsta. (^Woodsta^)
  • �ON NOW:� Poo Wars. �ON NEXT:� ACK AND EWWWW with Woodsta. (^Stuii^)
  • CANAAN BANANA OF ZIMBABWE DEAD (Owf)
  • [Owf] bring me a fat wang to drain [eppa] Owf my tiny wang is waiting [eppa] Owf if youre happy to swallow that, fine (Asan)
  • ON NOW: Beggars select ideal choices ON NEXT: Eternity of singledom and wanking (rpt) (Asan)
  • ABER SHORT FOR ABERYSTWYTH, WALES, UK. DEAL. (burt)
  • ABER SHORT FOR ABERYSTWYTH, CEREDIGION, WALES, UK, EARTH. DEAL. (sp0d)
  • ABER SHORT FOR ABERYSTWYTH. YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS. (Ricey)
  • ABER SHORT FOR ABERYSTWYTH, CEREDIGION, WALES, UK, EUROPE, NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, EARTH, MILKY WAY. DEAL. (burt)
  • lame (Ricey)
  • WELCOME UNIX SPECIALISTS! W@W US WITH UR KNOWLEDGE! (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] ah, Blu [eppa] can I send you a cheque that you wont cash for a couple of weeks [NLANLR] (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I AM EPPA, BEHOLD MY RAPIST WIT AND SUAVE CHARM [NLANLR] (Asan)
  • Burt in PhoenixDancing *shocker* Independent sources confirm (Quasimodo)
  • The previous topic couldnt possibly be proved (burt)
  • Burt in PhoenixDancing *shocker* �Independent sources confirm (Quasimodo)
  • [kerni] I only got robs cock out so I could have a nibble (Lambie)
  • The previous topic was not parp compliant (^Stuii^)
  • On For The Next 2 Months: FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS (^Lambie^)
  • ON NOW: Shipping forecast, with Photon. ON NEXT: Pfft Marathon, Christmas Special. With everyone. (^Stuii^)
  • topic to [^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey [fraggsta] pork my face instead lambie [Quasi] slam that meat into my face too [Owf] I like the way it glistens on my skin ([23:51])
  • WORLDS OLDEST PERSON DIES. ALLISON FAMILY TO RELEASE MEMORIAL DETAILS SHORTLY. (^Stuii^)
  • WORLDS OLDEST PERSON DIES. ALLISON FAMILY TO RELEASE MEMORIAL DETAILS SHORTLY. �UPDATE�: WORLDS OLDEST PERSON MANTLE ASSUMED BY ^STUII^. (Owf)
  • WORLDS OLDEST PERSON DIES. ALLISON FAMILY TO RELEASE (Owf)
  • WORLDS OLDEST PERSON DIES. ALLISON FAMILY TO RELEASE MEMORIAL DETAILS SHORTLY. UPDATE: WORLDS OLDEST PERSON MANTLE ASSUMED BY ^STUII^. �JUST IN�: TOUPEE MANUFACTURERS REJOICE (Owf)
  • The previous topic was set by Owfs Pussy (Quasi)
  • [shiny] Reach your open hand into the opening as though it were Thanksgiving day and you were probing into the bird to clean out the innards. Once youre inside, feel around and though you were looking for the little bag of gimlets. Make the receiver cluck like a turkey for fun. [NLA/NLR] (Burt)
  • #aber The previous topic completely failed to grasp the concept of an NLA (^Lambie)
  • #aber The previous topic completely failed to grasp the concept of a parp (^Lambie)
  • [FoulOleQuasi] Ill give head, eppa [eppa] I am completely open (^Gulp^)
  • [FoulOleQuasi] Ill give head, eppa [eppa] I am completely open [eppa] Shrink sniffs come (^Gulp^)
  • The Previous Topic Was Set By ^Gulp^ (Mr_Scod)
  • CACKLE MY GLADYS (^Stuii^)
  • [FoulOleQuasi] push some cocks up me [FoulOleQuasi] Ive lured my first couple of Queer victims [FoulOleQuasi] all in the name of education [FoulOleQuasi] BREAK MY ARSE IN (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Political Crisis, with Stuii (FoulOleQuasi)
  • ON NOW: Political Crisis, with Jeremy Paxman (Mr_Scod)
  • KARL MARX DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • KARL MARX DEAD, LENIN REPORTED TO BE FEELING UNWELL (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [Burt] I LOVE TO REGULARLY FUCK ANIMALS, CALL THEM CHARLENE AND THEN SHIT ON THEM (NLA/NLR) (shiny)
  • [FoulOleQuasi] lynda makes me SO HARD (James)
  • We All Like Fat Cunts (Mr_Scod)
  • the previous topic was set by Mr_Scod (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [James_] Ive done nothing for UWA. (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] Ive done nothing for UWA. [James_] I dont really give much of a flying fuck about anything (FoulOleQuasi)
  • OLOLOLOL WE KANT RED ENGISH. ALL THE WORDZ LUK THE SAM (FoulOleQuasi)
  • the previous topic was declared shit by james, who should be working (Shrink)
  • ON NOW: Oriental Cuisine, with Asan Ken Hom ON NEXT: Bargain scraps with the tesco value range, with eppa (Asan)
  • [Burt] shin0r: illl give you a tenner if you enter me right this second (Asan)
  • [Burt] shin0r: illl give you a tenner if you enter me right this second [shin0r] this is going to be a long night [shin0r] its only just been swapped out too burt [shin0r] i was fucking this 58-year-old teacher in his arse (Asan)
  • [Burt] shin0r: ill give you a tenner if you enter me right this second [shin0r] this is going to be a long night [shin0r] its only just been swapped out too burt [shin0r] i was fucking this 58-year-old teacher in his arse (Asan)
  • [Blu] everytime i think about having a wank, the builders next door START FUCKING DRILLING ME (^Stuii^)
  • [Blu] everytime i think about having a wank, the builders next door START FUCKING DRILLING ME [eppa] FUCK FUCK FUCK me Blu (Shrink)
  • STUDENTS: SAVE UP TO PAY FOR UNIVERSITY BEFORE YOU GO. OTHERWISE SHUT UP. (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] I dont do much! (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I dont do much! [sp0d] Ill give you the whole 12 (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I dont do much! [sp0d] Ill give you the whole 12 [sp0d] we pack welsh (Blu)
  • [sp0d] I dont do much! [sp0d] Ill give you the whole 12 [sp0d] we pack welsh [sp0d] you start (Blu)
  • ON NOW: The Happy Hour ON LATER: pffft with sp0d, shiny and eppa (sp0d)
  • [sp0d] I dont do much! [sp0d] Ill give you the whole 12 [sp0d] we pack welsh [sp0d] you start (Blu)
  • michale jackson in new child-fucking scandal *TRUESHOCKER* (shiny)
  • michael jackson in new child-fucking scandal *TRUESHOCKER* (shiny)
  • HELLO ECHELON (FoulOleQuasi)
  • KILL PRESIDENT BUSH OF THE UNITED INFIDELS OF AMERICA (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] Im going to cover woodsta in latex and pooey fisty sex him up (Burt)
  • [eppa] Im going to cover woodsta in latex and pooey fisty sex him up [sp0d] could someone scat up my parents, while you are at it (Burt)
  • [eppa] Im going to cover woodsta in latex and pooey fisty sex him up [sp0d] could someone scat up my parents, while you are at it * Gaz gets an errection (Burt)
  • [eppa] Im going to cover woodsta in latex and pooey fisty sex him up [sp0d] could someone scat up my parents, while you are at it * Gaz gets an errection [Blu] *shudder* (Burt)
  • The previous topic was not NLA compliant (ArrStuii)
  • The previous topic was not parp compliant (sp0d)
  • The previous topic was irrelevant (ArrStuii)
  • [eppa] Im going to cover woodsta in latex and pooey fisty sex him up [sp0d] could someone scat up my parents, while you are at it * Gaz gets an erection [Blu] *shudder* (Burt)
  • [eppa] Im going to cover woodsta in latex and pooey fisty sex him up [sp0d] could someone scat up my parents, while you are at it * Gaz gets an erection [Blu] *shudder* (Burt)
  • [eppa] Im going to cover woodsta in latex and fist sex him up [sp0d] could someone scat up my parents, while you are at it * Gaz gets an erection [Blu] *shudder* (Burt)
  • [eppa] do me in latex (Blu)
  • The previous topic resulted is disgusting filth, followed by bitter infighting. Its just what parp would have wanted. (Lambie^)
  • Burt Pulled. Not a Minger[tm] *TRUESHOCKER* (Blu)
  • The Previous Topic Was Shit Anyway (Mr_Scod)
  • WAR (FoulOleQuasi)
  • WAR. EVERYONE DEAD. (StuiiWAR)
  • [eppaRIDDIM] asan i have to shove this poo down your throat (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppaRIDDIM] asan i have to shove this poo down your throat [AsanWAR] smear it over my face (QuasiWAR)
  • [eppaRIDDIM] asan i have to shove this poo down your throat [AsanWAR] smear it over my face [eppa] fuck my throat [eppa] really hard (QuasiWAR)
  • GOT A JACKO JOKE? WEVE FUCKING HEARD IT. KEEP UP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. (StuiiWAR)
  • ACTION STATIONS (QuasiWAR)
  • ACTION STATIONS: BIKINI AMBER (QuasiWAR)
  • http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/blair.jpg (QuasiWAR)
  • http://www.anothergeek.com/misc/blair.gif (Asan)
  • IRC1 GOING DOWN AFTER LUNCH, UNTIL THE EVENING. DEAL. (VirtualStuii)
  • ON NOW: Marital Bliss with Blu and Sp0d ON LATER: *lamp* (sp0d)
  • FUCK OFF FAT ANNOYING CHIRPY CHARACTER ON BBC1... AND FUCK OFF PUDSEY BEAR. (^Gulp^)
  • WAR.. PUDSEY DEAD (QuasiWAR)
  • Tonight: C list celebs in need. (please use ITV until 2am tomorrow morning) (^Gulp^)
  • [sp0d] pissing myself with her *drible* (Blu)
  • The previous topic was set by Blu and was an NLA failure (Asan)
  • FAIL ENGLAND, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FAIL. (Quasimodo)
  • ON NOW: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. ON NEXT: Waltzing Matilda (Quasimodo)
  • [eppa] forward pass my arse (Quasimodo)
  • LIVE SPORTS RESULTS: ENGLAND: 17. OTHER TEAM: LESS (^Stuii^)
  • ENGLAND CRUSH AUSTRALIANS. (^Woodsta^)
  • ON NOW: ENGLAND CRUSH AUSTRALIANS. ON FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS: AHAHAHA WE BEAT YOU IN 2003! (Quasimodo)
  • ITS 1966 REVISITED! GEOFF HURST SCORES THE WINNING TRY! (Mr_Scod)
  • ON NOW: ENGLAND CRUSH AUSTRALIANS. ON FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS: AHAHAHA WE BEAT YOU IN 2003! (Quasimodo)
  • FUCK OFF 1966! (Mr_Scod)
  • ON NOW: ENGLAND CRUSH AUSTRALIANS. ON FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS: AHAHAHA WE BEAT YOU IN 2003! (Quasimodo)
  • TODAY DUCKI WILL SET AN EXAMPLE TO THE WHOLE OF ABERWORLD. LEAVE NOW. (^Stuii^)
  • Please enter credit/debit card details to continue (Burt)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa you will fuck me [^Woodsta^] fuck my arse [^Woodsta^] my eppa fucks a billion times better than stuii (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa you will fuck me [^Woodsta^] fuck my arse [^Woodsta^] my eppa fucks a billion times better than stuii [^Woodsta^] stuiis jealous (^Stuii^)
  • oh, hello quasi you bitter cunt[^Woodsta^] eppa you will fuck me [^Woodsta^] fuck my arse [^Woodsta^] my eppa fucks a billion times better than stuii [^Woodsta^] stuiis jealous (Mr_Scod)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa you will fuck me [^Woodsta^] fuck my arse [^Woodsta^] my eppa fucks a billion times better than stuii [^Woodsta^] stuiis jealous (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic was a result of Mr_Scods inability to control his client and/or script (FoulOleQuasi)
  • YES, ENGLAND WON, WE NOTICED. (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [eppa] I could bone a man (^Stuii^)
  • SECRET SQUIRREL DEAD (^Stuii^)
  • Today on Sesame Street Burt, Irrelevant Security and Advanced Blustering with Forrest Burt (sp0d)
  • Burt Sesame Street (FoulOleQuasi)
  • KENNEDY STILL DEAD, WORLD SHOCKED (FoulOleQuasi)
  • CELEBRITIES WHO CONSIDER THEIR OPINIONS NEWSWORTHY AND CONSEQUENTIAL: FUCK OFF (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d] I scored well in the project lifestyle module too (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [sp0d] I scored well in the project lifestyle module too [sp0d] I cant remember any of it [sp0d] it was never needed (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [Mr_Scod] sp0d, eat shit (^Woodsta^)
  • [shiny] locally im named sue (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] locally im named sue [Lambie] bang my mother shiny [Lambie] youre not invited james (^Stuii^)
  • [shiny] locally im named sue [Lambie] bang my mother shiny [Lambie] youre not invited james [shiny] i seem to remember mounting chris (Lambie)
  • ONLY 335 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL RAMADAN 2004 (Burt)
  • INTERNET DEAD ([Deev])
  • YES WE KNOW ABOUT THE BUSTED ITV HEADLINE. DO FUCKING KEEP UP (Asan)
  • [Owf] 6 inches of wang was sufficient [Owf] i brown-side now (Quasimodo)
  • ON NOW: Oh for the love of god sp0d, KEEP UP [rpt] (sp0d)
  • ON NOW: sp0d discovers fire ON NEXT: sp0d discovers the wheel ON LATER: sp0d hangs meat over fire, thereby cooking it (Asan)
  • [sp0d] my part is small and inconsequential (shiny)
  • [sp0d] my part is small and inconsequential [eppa] Ill still bum you (Owf)
  • [sp0d] my part is small and inconsequential [eppa] Ill still bum you [eppa] im definitely a hommer (Owf)
  • [sp0d] my part is small and inconsequential [eppa] Ill still bum you [eppa] im definitely a hommer [James] i fuck coon ass (shiny)
  • [sp0d] my part is small and inconsequential [eppa] Ill still bum you [eppa] im definitely a hommer [eppa] ooh ooh ooh [Owf] he has disgusting cum [eppa] its great [eppa] I could drink it by the gallon (Asan)
  • �HUNTLEY GUILTY�, states headline from the future (^Stuii^)
  • Shrink Is A Cunt Claims #aber (Mr_Scod)
  • [Mr_Scod] BEND OVER [Mr_Scod] SPREAD THEM APART [Mr_Scod] PREPARE FOR ENTRY [James] you want it bitch [NLA/NLR] ([Deev])
  • Deev LETS FUCK [Mr_Scod] BEND OVER [Mr_Scod] SPREAD THEM APART [Mr_Scod] PREPARE FOR ENTRY [James] you want it bitch [NLA/NLR] (Mr_Scod)
  • Deev LETS FUCK [Mr_Scod] BEND OVER [Mr_Scod] SPREAD THEM APART [Mr_Scod] PREPARE FOR ENTRY [James] you want it bitch [NLA/NLR] (Mr_Scod)
  • Deev LETS FUCK [Mr_Scod] BEND OVER [Mr_Scod] SPREAD THEM APART [Mr_Scod] PREPARE FOR ENTRY [James] you want it bitch [eppa] I will experiment [NLA/NLR] (Mr_Scod)
  • The previous topic lasted far longer than anyone really expected (^Stuii^)
  • [sp0d_] fuck me, it only feels like 3 at most (Quasi)
  • [sp0d_] fuck me, it only feels like 3 at most (Quasi)
  • [sp0d_] fuck me, it only feels like 3 at most [sp0d_] get inside me james, push it in (Quasi)
  • [sp0d_] fuck me, it only feels like 3 at most [sp0d_] get inside me james, push it in [sp0d_] I must have the best hardon (Quasi)
  • [sp0d_] fuck me, it only feels like 3 at most [sp0d_] get inside me james, push it in [sp0d_] I must have the best hardon [sp0d_] lame orgasm (Quasi)
  • ABER UBER ALLES (^Woodsta^)
  • SP0D LOOKS LUSTFULLY AT PICTURES OF 11 YEAR OLD BLU AND 7 YEAR OLD BLUS SISTER *DIGUSTING FILTH JUST IN* (^Stuii^)
  • SP0D LOOKS LUSTFULLY AT PICTURES OF 11 YEAR OLD BLU *DIGUSTING FILTH JUST IN* (sp0d_)
  • SP0D LOOKS LUSTFULLY AT PICTURES OF 11 YEAR OLD BLU AND 7 YEAR OLD BLUS SISTER *DIGUSTING FILTH JUST IN* (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] woodsta has a huge rump, I want it, now (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [eppa] woodsta has a huge rump, I want it, now * ^Lambie^ present (sp0d_)
  • [eppa] woodsta has a huge rump, I want it, now * ^Lambie^ presents (Blu)
  • [eppa] woodsta has a huge rump, I want it, now * ^Lambie^ presents [James] eppa - lets fuck (sp0d_)
  • [eppa] woodsta has a huge rump, I want it, now * ^Lambie^ presents [James] eppa - lets fuck [eppa] woodsta get off on my cunt (FoulOleQuasi)
  • The Previous Topic was weak, and survived far too long (FoulOleQuasi)
  • ON NOW: My $item is bigger/better/more expensive/etc. than yours (sp0d)
  • Normality (Asan)
  • ON NOW: My $item is bigger/better/more expensive/etc. than yours ON NEXT: Dole Queue arguments, with sp0d and Jimbob (FoulOleQuasi)
  • OHOHOHOH NOW IN FORCE: http://www.aber.org.uk/toys/dictionary/display.php?entry=ohohohoho (FoulOleQuasi)
  • * Burt_ returns from being ridden by a gay man (Shrink)
  • * Burt_ returns from being ridden by a gay man [Burt_] i must say my arse is a lot less innocent than in my first year [Burt_] ^Stuii^ will now become my semen slut (Shrink)
  • [lowey] wooo, less than half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] wooo, less than half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] wooo, less than half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal [Burt] fuck that arse [Burt] im going to shag outside (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] wooo, less than half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal [Burt] fuck that arse [Burt] im going to shag outside [Burt] i believe thats illegal (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] wooo, less than half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal [Burt] fuck that arse [Burt] im going to shag outside [Burt] i believe thats illegal [sp0d] its not illegal [Owf] i shag outside if i want to [eppa] in a public place, say [Owf] aye (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] wooo, less than half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal [Burt] fuck that arse [Burt] im going to shag outside [Burt] i believe thats illegal [sp0d] its not illegal [Owf] i shag outside if i want to [eppa] in a public place, say [Owf] aye [sp0d] you can shag blu o (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] wooo, less than half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal [Burt] fuck that arse [Burt] im going to shag outside [Burt] i believe thats illegal [sp0d] its not illegal [Owf] i shag outside if i want to [eppa] in a public place, say [sp0d] you can shag blu outside (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal [Burt] fuck that arse [Burt] im going to shag outside [Burt] i believe thats illegal [sp0d] its not illegal [Owf] i shag outside if i want to [eppa] in a public place, say [Burt] i really get aroused over that sort of crap (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] half an hour until I can go home and fuck spod [Burt_] get off on Nermal [Burt] fuck that arse [Burt] im going to shag outside [Burt] i believe thats illegal [sp0d] its not illegal [Owf] i shag outside if i want to [eppa] in a public place, say [Burt] i really get aroused over that sort of crap (Blu)
  • [eppa] I like muff (Blu)
  • The previous topic was fucking nothing compared to its predecessor and frankly the person responsible for it should be taken out and shot. (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] I fancy real meat (^Stuii^)
  • [James_] I fancy real meat [sp0d] id go on top (FoulOleQuasi)
  • [James_] I fancy real meat [FoulOleQuasi] *pat* [sp0d] id go on top (sp0d)
  • [James_] I fancy real meat [sp0d] id go on top (sp0d)
  • The previous topic was a complete failure (Lambie)
  • DO SOME WORK JIMBOB (Shrink)
  • [eppa] did you swallow it all? [eppa] bit by bit until it filled you? (James)
  • [-- Shrink has kicked Burt from #aber (I dont care how long it is or when you played it last) [Burt] i last played it yesterday it seems (sp0d)
  • [sp0d] Ive got arses on the brain (NLANLR) (Shrink)
  • [Owf] I hate dumping in the sink (^Gulp^)
  • [Owf] I hate dumping in the sink [Nermal] I would like to gain direct access to your box (Quasi)
  • [Owf] I hate dumping in the sink [Nermal] I would like to gain direct access to your box [^Stuii^] nermal can lay huge turds on my chest any day (Burt)
  • [Owf] I hate dumping in the sink [Nermal] I would like to gain direct access to your box [^Stuii^] nermal can lay huge turds on my chest any day [^Stuii] at the end of the day im just a scat whore (Burt)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA failure and the author has been destroyed (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] I hate dumping in the sink [Nermal] I would like to gain direct access to your box [^Stuii^] nermal can lay huge turds on my chest any day [^Stuii] at the end of the day im just a scat whore (Burt)
  • The previous topic contained an NLA failure and the author has been destroyed (^Stuii^)
  • [James] pity I didnt grab an old homo before now (sp0d)
  • [James] pity I didnt grab an old homo before now [James] probe my loose anus right now stuiii (Burt)
  • [James] pity I didnt grab an old homo before now [James] probe my loose anus right now stuii (Burt)
  • [James] pity I didnt grab an old homo before now [James] probe my loose anus right now stuii [Asan] James please shit on my tits and gyrate. You *know* i love that. (Lambie)
  • [^Woodsta] its one of those big butt plugs, say 8 ins long (Burt)
  • [^Woodsta^] its one of those big butt plugs, say 8 ins long (Burt)
  • [^Woodsta^] its one of those big butt plugs, say 8 ins long (Burt)
  • [^Woodsta^] its one of those big butt plugs, say 8 ins long * Shrink smokes on coworkers cock all morning (Burt)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa [^Woodsta^] BUM ME YOU CUNT [eppa] your arse is too heavy...I have to keep shaking the damn thing to stay excited (Shrink)
  • [^Woodsta^] eppa [^Woodsta^] BUM ME YOU CUNT [eppa] your arse is too heavy...I have to keep shaking the damn thing to stay excited [Burt] gah my sweet spot is too low (^Quasi^)
  • *** Quasi was not negative for just under 30 seconds, World Stunned! (sp0d)
  • QuasiBaiting continues, Critical mass approaching. (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] mines 4-5mm [NLA/NR] (sp0d)
  • http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/ (^Quasi^)
  • [^Woodsta^] spunk on my chest [Burt] ill oblige (Shrink)
  • [^Woodsta^] spunk on my chest [Burt] ill oblige [James] can i massage it in? (Shrink)
  • * Shrink flashes at lowey (jimbob)
  • * lowey sadly fucks shinyarse [^Stuii^] the terrible trauma shiny (Shrink)
  • * lowey gladly fucks shinyarse [^Stuii^] the terrible trauma shiny (Shrink)
  • * lowey gladly fucks shinyarse [^Stuii^] the terrible trauma shiny [lowey]i fuck shinys arse [shiny] ow (shiny)
  • * lowey gladly fucks shinyarse [^Stuii^] the terrible trauma shiny [lowey] i fuck shinys arse [shiny] ow [lowey] a gay fantasy (shiny)
  • * lowey gladly fucks shinyarse [^Stuii^] the terrible trauma shiny [lowey] i fuck shinys arse [shiny] ow [lowey] a gay fantasy [lowey] oo...men... (shiny)
  • * lowey gladly fucks shinyarse [^Stuii^] the terrible trauma shiny [lowey] i fuck shinys arse [shiny] ow [lowey] a gay fantasy [lowey] oo...men... [lowey] oOooOoOOoooooOOOoOoOOOoOooooooooo! (^Quasi^)
  • the previous topic was left in place by lowey, much to everyones surprise (Shrink)
  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww (Lowey)
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (Lowey)
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (lowey)
  • http://resin.csoft.net/~mch/mark_small.jpg (jimbob)
  • ON NOW: We Love Boy Bands With Burt And James (Mr_Scod)
  • ON NOW: The Internation Politcs Hour. ON NEXT: Channel Members Get Depressed and stare out of windows [rpt] (^Quasi^)
  • ON NOW: The International Politcs Hour. ON NEXT: Channel Members Get Depressed and stare out of windows [rpt] (^Quasi^)
  • ON NOW: The International Politics Hour. ON NEXT: Channel Members Get Depressed and stare out of windows [rpt] (^Quasi^)
  • ON NOW: How To Make Friends And Influence People In Supermarkets. ON NEXT: The Same, Except With Jimbob (ArrStuii)
  • and on, and on and on and on.. (fragg)
  • The Previous topic was the result of a temper tantrum, although the exit poll has yet to reveal the source. (^Quasi^)
  • ON NOW: #ABER SUMO, FRAGG VS. QUASI. BET NOW. (ArrStuii)
  • FULL WAR (ArrStuii)
  • WAR OVER, NO ONE WIN. (^Quasi^)
  • http://www.woodsta.com/gfx/misc/mark2_largekreeee.jpg (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] most of the bridesmaids were about 7, but they were cute (ArrStuii)
  • [eppa] most of the bridesmaids were about 7, but they were cute [eppa] i tried to set me up doing a young blonde girl (^Quasi^)
  • rasa apprehend pummel ashtray visionary combinatorial oresteia complementary cream instantiate aggregate bipartite stocky staple much burgeon (ArrStuii)
  • [Owf] my arse is all for lowey, he satisfies me good (Shrink)
  • [Owf] my arse is all for lowey, he satisfies me good [Owf] eppa is jealous (Shrink)
  • [Owf] my arse is all for lowey, he satisfies me good [Owf] eppa is jealous [lowey] i am wanking into the asshole (shiny)
  • [Owf] my arse is all for lowey, he satisfies me good [Owf] eppa is jealous [lowey] i am wanking into the asshole [shiny] i love lowey too (^Stuii^)
  • [Owf] my arse is all for lowey, he satisfies me good [Owf] eppa is jealous [lowey] i am wanking into the asshole [shiny] i love lowey too [^Quasi^] i bang small reeking girls [^Quasi^] little virgins (shiny)
  • [Owf] my arse is all for lowey, he satisfies me good [Owf] eppa is jealous [lowey] i am wanking into the asshole [shiny] i love lowey too [^Quasi^] i bang small reeking girls [^Quasi^] little virgins [^Quasi^] deep into their pussy (shiny)
  • [Owf] my arse is all for lowey, he satisfies me good [Owf] eppa is jealous [lowey] i am wanking into the asshole [shiny] i love lowey too [^Quasi^] i bang small reeking girls [^Quasi^] little virgins [^Quasi^] deep into their pussy [Burt] my glans are up (^Woodsta^)
  • [Burt] i thought everyone on here had an unhealthy obsession with lowey [Blu] i dont [Quasi] not really [Duct] I dont either [Owf] nor hyah [Asan] not hyah [NLANLR] (James)
  • [Owf] my anus is only for lowey (Burt)
  • [Owf] my anus is only for lowey [shiny] aye he is tiny (sp0d)
  • [^Quasi^] like a baby [James_] sucked for the very first time [NLA/NLR] (^Quasi^)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen (^Stuii^)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! (^Stuii^)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up (^Stuii^)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up [eppa] my ass has seen lots of action (Lambie)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up [eppa] my ass has seen lots of action from his member (^Quasi^)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up [eppa] my ass has seen lots of action from his member [eppa] arse (James)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up [eppa] my ass has seen lots of action from his member (^Quasi^)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up [eppa] my ass has seen lots of action from his member [eppa] I want a tiny sexy Penis (Shrink)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up [eppa] my ass has seen lots of action from his member [eppa] I want a tiny sexy Penis [Lambie] someone pull my monster cock (Shrink)
  • * sp0d has just spurted all over his screen [Lambie] marvellous, please spurt hot cum up my arse at once! * lowey lears at Burt, who has just sprung up [eppa] my ass has seen lots of action from his member [eppa] I want a tiny sexy Penis [Lambie] someone pull my monster cock * Lambie takes gaz round the ba (James)
  • *BOOOM* (sp0d)
  • * Lambie takes gaz round the back (James)
  • The previous topic was fine until James broke it (Lambie)
  • [Burt_] piss into my arse [^Quasi^] Ill consider it [^Quasi^] after i lather it (shiny)
  • NEWS JUST IN: Photon doesnt wear pants... (sp0d)
  • [Shelbycat] try the bell-end [eppaTopic] (sp0d)
  • [Shelbycat] try the bell-end (eppa)
  • OZZY OSBOURNE DEAD (^Woodsta^)
  • [James] oh we have an Instructor is who openly gay [James] well, during anal training (sp0d)
  • Previous topic had a severe NLA failure and forfeited use of original content (James)
  • [James] oh we have an Instructor who is openly gay [James] well, during anal training (sp0d)
  • Previous topic had a severe NLA failure and forfeited use of original content (James)
  • Previous topic was a direct quote from James followed by a NLA to which James deemed as unsuitable as it took the mickey about his Cub pack leaders (sp0d)
  • The previous topic contained grammatical errors, and served no real purpose. (^Quasi^)
  • OZZY OSBOURNE STILL DEAD (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Stuii^] eppa aye *ubershocker* (^Woodsta^)
  • NLA failure (^Stuii^)
  • ^Stuii^ in eppa aye ~ubershocker (^Woodsta^)
  • [eppa] I love hard crap (sp0d)
  • [eppa] I love hard crap [eppa] woodsta have you got any vaseline? (sp0d)
  • [eppa] I love hard crap [eppa] woodsta have you got any vaseline? [Duct] I have nuts in my drawers (^Woodsta^)
  • NLA failure (Asan)
  • [Burt_] fuck me, come on my tits and call me candy (^Quasi^)
  • [Burt_] fuck me, come on my tits and call me candy [Burt_] i just cant keep my fat trotters off those boycunts (^Quasi^)
  • [Burt_] fuck me, come on my tits and call me candy [Burt_] i just cant keep my fat trotters off those boycunts * lowey gets far too excited [lowey] spurt (Shrink)
  • [Burt_] fuck me, come on my tits and call me candy [Burt_] i just cant keep my fat trotters off those boycunts * lowey gets far too excited [lowey] spurt * lowey pulls ken (sp0d)
  • [Burt_] fuck me, come on my tits and call me candy [Burt_] i just cant keep my (shiny)
  • [Burt_] fuck me, come on my tits and call me candy [Burt_] i just cant keep my fat trotters off those boycunts * lowey gets far too excited [lowey] spurt * lowey pulls ken (sp0d)
  • [eppa] woodsta Ill do you as i fancy you [eppa] stick it in [^Woodsta^] GRILL ME [^Woodsta^] great fat dripping cunts (^Stuii^)
  • http://tcl.tits.up/ (ArrStuii)
  • BREAKING NEWS: Queen to have operation on knee. (^Woodsta^)
  • BREAKING NEWS: Queen to have operation on knee. MORE BREAKING NEWS: Johnny Wilkinson unharmed in traffic accident (^Woodsta^)
  • BREAKING NEWS: Queen to have operation on knee. MORE BREAKING NEWS: Johnny Wilkinson unharmed in traffic accident. (^Woodsta^)
  • MORE NEWS: MOST OF WORLDS POPULATION NOT DEAD (ArrStuii)
  • MORE NEWS: *Update* Most of Worlds Population actually lived and died, survivors struggle to continue. (^Quasi^)
  • Quasi, please give Phoenix her money, she really needs it NLANLR (Burt)
  • [rising-flame] could someone set the topic to Quasi, please give Phoenix her money, she really needs it[NLANLR] (James)
  • [rising-flame] could someone set the topic to Quasi, please give Phoenix her money, she really needs it[NLANLR *So Obviously Fucking*] (Mr_Scod)
  • [rising-flame] could someone set the topic to Quasi, please give Phoenix her money, she really needs it[NLANLR] *So Obviously Fucking* (Mr_Scod)
  • Quasi Is On An IRC Holiday (Mr_Scod)
  • [Wyrm] i rather fancy Owfs arse (Shrink)
  • [Wyrm] i rather fancy Owfs arse [^Woodsta^] I need a big fucking (Owf)
  • Quasi in Leaving Aberworld *shocker* (^Quasi^)
  • Quasi in claiming to leave AberWorld, channel unrepenting in their disbelief until it actually happens (Shrink)
  • [eppa] but 20 quid for something I dont need?! (^Quasi^)
  • [eppa] but 20 quid for something I dont need?! [eppa] nah I like working here (^Quasi^)
  • [Atreides] i am a crack whore from birmingham (ArrStuii)
  • [Atreides] i am a crack whore from birmingham [Atreides] are you looking for a bf? (ArrStuii)
  • [sp0d] the internet is not a fucking right (Quasi)
  • 11:59] [James_] I hardly ever go anywhere without money 11:59] [Shrink] paying those cadets to keep quiet, eh? 11:59] [James_] Shrink: often aye [NLANLR] (Shrink)
  • [James_] I hardly ever go anywhere without money [Shrink] paying those cadets to keep quiet, eh? [James_] Shrink: often aye [NLANLR] (Shrink)
  • ON NOW: Student UID Hour. COMPLY. (drp8)
  • [csb1] im jerking off to goat porn near the advisory desk (tgb6)
  • [csb1] no, im jerking off to goat porn near the advisory desk [NLA/NLR] (tgb6)
  • QUEEN GOING TO BE OK AFTER OP. (eppa)
  • QUEEN NOT DEAD (Burt)
  • BEIGE ALERT (Burt_)
  • ALARM (^Quasi^)
  • ALARM - ASAN HAS PASSED HIS DRIVING TEST AND IS NOW ALLOWED OUT ON HIS OWN! (sp0d)
  • ALARM: ASAN IN REAL LIFE GTA HORROR (^Quasi^)
  • ALARM: ASAN NOW LEGALLY ALLOWED TO TERRORISE ROADS (Asan)
  • [Burt_] i ram it down Atreides throat a lot [Atreides] aye, tastes so good (Shrink)
  • The previous topic was set by Shrink, and it has failed. (^Woodsta^)
  • [^Woodsta^] I want eppa tonight [eppa] lets do it [Burt_] ram it down his throat [Owf] oh lord Ive already done it (Atreides)
  • The previous topic was set by Atreides, who, bless, hasnt quite got the hang of parps yet (Shrink)
  • WHAT DISEASE WILL BURT RETURN WITH? BET NOW! (sp0d)
  • WHAT DISEASE WILL BURT RETURN WITH? BET NOW! - syphilis innit :) (Burt)
  • The previous topic experienced unspecified failure (Burt)
  • KEIKO THE WHALE DEAD, WORLD SHOCKED. (Burt)
  • [sp0d] I know nothing (Blu)
  • OWF HALF FRENCH, REVEALS SLIP OF THE TONGUE (^Stuii^)
  • SADDAM HUSSEIN ARRESTED (Burt)
  • THERE IS NO ARREST, SADDAM HAS NOT BEEN ARRESTED, IT IS ALL AMERICAN LIES (Burt)
  • yeah, one of my uber goegeous female friends came on to me last night, I had a grope and a snog and then some random bloke came on my tits and called me a classy titfucker chick oooh yeah! (Burt)
  • [Lex] yeah, one of my uber goegeous female friends came on to me last night, I had a grope and a snog and then some random bloke came on my tits and called me a classy titfucker chick oooh yeah! (Burt)
  • [Lex] yeah, one of my uber gorgeous female friends came on to me last night, I had a grope and a snog and then some random bloke came on my tits and called me a classy titfucker chick oooh yeah! [Lex] anyway - Im off to fone my beautiful friend - I want to pork her (Burt)
  • WORLDS SECOND MOST DESPISED MAN CAPTURED BY FIRST (^Stuii^)
  • DERISIVE DECEMBER IN FULL FORCE (Burt)
  • [lowey] Burt you bastard [lowey] now I do your arse [Burt] lowey: ok, toss me off (^Stuii^)
  • [^Stuii] just bend over, relax and think of england [lowey] Stuii: Ive been there and done that (Blu)
  • [^Stuii] just bend over, relax and think of england [lowey] Stuii: Ive been there and done that [lowey] I like coming (Blu)
  • [^Stuii^] just bend over, relax and think of england [lowey] Stuii: Ive been there and done that [lowey] I like coming (Blu)
  • http://www.bash.org/?111338 (^Stuii^)
  • http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/americas/view/62230/1/.html GOD BLESS AMERICA (Lambie)
  • http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/americas/view/62230/1/.html GOD BLESS AMERICA (http://www.herobuilders.com/) (Lambie)
  • http://xeeranre.slba.rhydio.com/~stuii/temp/Santa.mp3 (NOF) (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Different December SEASONAL MUSIC: http://xeeranre.slba.rhydio.com/~stuii/temp/Santa.mp3 (NOF) (Daniel)
  • * Christopher makes a decision to go to a brothel (Gareth)
  • TCL DEAD IN 3 DAYS �AND COUNTING� (Stuart)
  • TCL DEAD IN 2 DAYS �AND COUNTING� (Stuart)
  • TCL DEAD (IN 2 DAYS AND COUNTING DUE TO RED TAPE) (Gareth)
  • All hail Ricey, the birthday king (kerni)
  • [eppa] I dont buy gadgets (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] woodsta is trying to come in me [lowey] and it FUCKING HURTS [^Woodsta^] shut it boy (Asan)
  • [lowey] woodsta is trying to come in me [lowey] and it FUCKING HURTS [^Woodsta^] shut it boy [eppa] fuck me a bit [eppa] it hurts but dont remove it yet [Owf] I want woodstas big Dong in me now (Asan)
  • [lowey] woodsta is trying to come in me [lowey] and it FUCKING HURTS [^Woodsta^] shut it boy [eppa] fuck me a bit [eppa] it hurts but dont remove it yet [Owf] I want woodstas big Dong in me now [lowey] I just shot my spooge across the room (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] I just shot my spooge across the room [lowey] are you as hard as me, Burt? * lowey shoots the little pencil * lowey loses the little dong * lowey shoots [lowey] so sticky (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] I just shot my spooge across the room [lowey] are you as hard as me, Burt? * lowey shoots the little pencil * lowey loses the little dong * lowey shoots [lowey] so sticky [lowey] whoooah, premature shooting [lowey] hmmm, it has cobwebs on it now [Burt] put your wang into me (^Stuii^)
  • [^Woodsta^] IM THE ONLY GAY IN MY TOWN (James)
  • THE YEAR IS 1980. SOME CHANNEL MEMBERS CAUGHT IN 23 YEAR FUTURE TIMEWARP. MAGGIE OUT. REFUSE CRUISE. (^Stuii^)
  • [lowey] both of you get out [Burt] are you eating stuii and scods cocks as we speak? [lowey] I am sucking their cocks * Mr_Scod bends lowey over (^Stuii^)
  • [Burt] god i like poo [lowey] i too [eppa] scat sucks (shiny)
  • [James] I wubbed my doctor for giving me one up me (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: GENERAL, ALL-OUT WAR. (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: GENERAL, ALL-OUT WAR. NO REALLY IT IS! (sp0d)
  • [feek] gaz- i tell you what - when im in aber next, you come piss on me ([Deev])
  • [feek] gaz- i tell you what - when im in aber next, you come piss on me [Gaz] one who swallows *cough* or so i hear (Blu)
  • TCL DEAD? PLACE BETS NOW *snigger* (Burt)
  • any old shit (Blu)
  • FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS (^Stuii^)
  • |_o FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS o_|/ (sp0d)
  • TCL NOT DEAD SHOCKER. RESCUED BY LAST MINUTE 100K RSA GRANT (shiny)
  • ONLY JOKING. TCL DEAD COME MONDAY. MORE NEWS TO FOLLOW (shiny)
  • TCL COMATOSE. DECISIONS TO BE MADE ON MON. (sp0d)
  • TCL COMATOSE. DECISIONS TO BE MADE ON MON. BY EPPA. POSSIBLY. MAYBE. WERE NOT SURE. (Owf)
  • [James_] I need to get out of this place (Ducki)
  • Would you like some toast? (sp0d)
  • SHRINK 2010 - http://i15.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/b4/a6/7b_1.JPG (Mr_Scod)
  • TCLotto PLACE BETS NOW (Burt)
  • [James] actually thats something to look forward to back in Ely: meat, lots of meat (Burt)
  • TCL Day Of Reckoning, sort of, Mk XVII (Shrink)
  • [lowey] I may slip a condom on a vital bodypart and bum eppa (Lambie)
  • [lowey] I may slip a condom on a vital bodypart and bum eppa [Burt] my fat arse will be teeming with brummies (Blu)
  • [lowey] I may slip a condom on a vital bodypart and bum eppa [Burt] my fat arse will be teeming with brummies [eppa] cool willies (sp0d)
  • ON NOW: SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO, with Shrink (^Woodsta^)
  • [eppa] oh arent we going to go skipping tonight, too? after dinner perhaps [NLANLR] (^Woodsta^)
  • [Burt] I fancy getting an enlargement (^Stuii^)
  • ON NOW: Relationship Workshop, with Lex (Burt)
  • Lex with a slot to fill, apply within (Xmasan)
  • CHRISTMAS POSTPONED. GET BACK TO WORK. (XmasStuii)
  • 51 DEAD OR INJURED IN SURREY COACH CRASH HORROR (XmasStuii)
  • [James] I have no drama trying these girly things (Xmasan)
  • [James] I have no drama trying these girly things [Burt] hes as good as any woman (Xmasan)
  • would eat the queens cunt (^XmasGulp^)
  • failure (^XmasGulp^)
  • CHRISTMAS NO LONGER POSTPONED. CHRISTMAS CANCELLED INSTEAD. NOW GET BACK TO WORK YOU FUCKING PINKO JOBSWORTHS. (XmasStuii)
  •  !$WINTER_HOLIDAY (XmasStuii)
  • BEAGLE 2 DEAD (Burt)
  • go! (^Gulp^)
  • failure (^Gulp^)
  • ON NOW: Large scale horrible death, with Union Carbide Inc. ON NEXT: Im Alright Jack, Pull Up The Ladder (^Stuii^)
  • MOIRA STUART STILL BLACK (^Stuii^)
  • * Shrink wraps lowey up in some leftover wrapping paper and offers him to eppa [lowey] I think now [NLANLR] (James)
  • The previous topic was weak and not actually funny (Asan)
  • BOB MONKHOUSE DEAD *TRUESHOCKER* (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_Scod] its not sore unless you touch it (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_Scod] its not sore unless you touch it [shiny] i fucking need it too (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_Scod] its not sore unless you touch it [shiny] i fucking need it too [James] its grown since then (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_Scod] its not sore unless you touch it [shiny] i fucking need it too [James] its grown since then [James] wheres this 14 year old from? (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_Scod] its not sore unless you touch it [shiny] i fucking need it too [James] its grown since then [James] wheres this 14 year old from? [Burt] shes 15 i think [Burt] Im fucking her. ok :) (^Stuii^)
  • [Mr_Scod] its not sore unless you touch it [shiny] i fucking need it too [James] its grown since then [James] wheres this 14 year old from? [Burt] shes 15 i thierknk [Burt] Im fucking her. ok :) (Lambie)
  • [Mr_Scod] its not sore unless you touch it [shiny] i fucking need it too [James] its grown since then [James] wheres this 14 year old from? [Burt] shes 15 i think [Burt] Im fucking her. ok :) (Lambie)
  • DONT FUCKING CHANGE YOUR NICK TO SHORT, COMMONLY USED WORDS YOU FUCKING TWATS (^Stuii^)
  • [eppa] I DONT WANT TO FUCK HIS DAUGHTER (^Stuii^)
  • NEW YEAR POSTPONED DUE TO THE WRONG SORT OF MINUTES. NOW EXPECTED AT 7:45PM JANUARY 6TH. (Shrink)

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