Scrolls Of Rah:Chapter 4

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The Rah Is Seen To Be Taken For Granted By The Minions


* Dyn would like to be filled with Rah!
< `Alleycat > dyn : erm ask aka nicley then ; )
< |aka| > heh i think not
* Dyn kneels before aka
< ^Woodsta^ > dyn, alas, the Rah is not available on demand
< |aka| > i sent a letter to my friends a born again hooligan 
only to be king again
* peaches laffs
< `Alleycat > go on matt give it to him ; )
* Dyn lies prostate infront of aka
< `Alleycat > ahem
* peaches laffs even more
< Dyn > prostate NOT prostrate you understand
< |aka| > The mightyous experience of Rah! cannot be obtained but 
is a wonderous fulfillment that shall come upon the when thou art 
prepared and as the sacred parrot has spaken forth - that he shall 
pronounce thee ready for such jollity.
*** Dyn has been kicked off channel #aber by ^Woodsta^ ( the Mighty 
hand of Rah crushes all those who do not follow the teachings of th )
*** Dyn (smc6@osfb.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #aber
< |aka| > heed my words oh man of the jumper
*** Dyn has been kicked off channel #aber by ^Woodsta^ ( e Righteous 
Lords of the Rah )
*** Dyn (smc6@osfb.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #aber
< Lambie > heh
< Dyn > ouch...
< ^Woodsta^ > lo, it is done
< |aka| > woods : )
< |aka| > bwahaha
* Dyn taketh much beating in the face of Rah!
< Lambie > dyn - dont even try ; )
*** ^Woodsta^ has been kicked off channel #aber by `Alleycat ( and i 
will strike down against any false gods with great vengance ; ) )
*** ^Woodsta^ (dws5@osfb.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #aber
*** `Alleycat has been kicked off channel #aber by |aka| ( but Lo thou 
shalt percieve the great Rah! )
*** Mode change "+o ^Woodsta^" on channel #aber by |aka|
*** `Alleycat (rcs4@osfb.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #aber
< Euro_Wolf > hmmm
< `Alleycat > indeed
*** Mode change "+o `Alleycat" on channel #aber by |aka|
< `Alleycat > since i am the original god rah must be a creation of mine 
god musta been drunk to come up with a shit name like that ; )
* `Alleycat notes rah has a beak and flippers
< homey > hehe
*** `Alleycat has been kicked off channel #aber by ^Woodsta^ ( respect 
the Lords of Rah, and thou shalt not end up in Lambie's underwear )
*** `Alleycat (rcs4@osfb.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #aber
< homey > haha
< ^Woodsta^ > the Lords of Rah have spaketh
* Dyn laffs
< Euro_Wolf > heheh
< Dyn > hahahaha
*** Lambie (sig4@osfa.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #aber
*** Mode change "+o Lambie" on channel #aber by ^Woodsta^
< Lambie > hmm
< Dyn > hahaha
* ^Woodsta^ points at the humungous undergarment wearer of Rah
* Lambie has a dilemma
< Lambie > indeed
< Dyn > woowoo
* Lambie is now a High Cantaloupe
< `Alleycat > cor
* ^Woodsta^ pronounces |aka| as the wikkid cut an pastah !
< |aka| > forsooth and verily Lambie is no longer a mere disciple but 
an appointed High Cantaloupe Of Rah! and as such will have the 
multifarious delights bestowed upon his fair head
* Dyn is filled with jealousy
< peaches > jealousy ... where ? what ?
* Lambie awaits such rewards from the Lord with high spirits
< Dyn > peaches: never mind
< `Alleycat > woo a whiskey god : )
* Euro_Wolf is going
< peaches > alley wishes
*** Signoff: Euro_Wolf ( gone to the abyss )
< Dyn > nite wolf
< `Alleycat > peaches : well its sommat for me to do init ; )
< |aka| > the grand high warlock of Rah! did bestow blessings upon
 the good wolf of europe to aid him upon his treacherous travels
 twixt the netherworlds of the dark lord
*** homey has been kicked off channel #aber by Lambie ( and lo did
 the dis-believer of the Rah! recieve much punishment and beating of)
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*** Mode change "+o homey" on channel #aber by Lambie
< |aka| > of ... ?
< Lambie > of what we'll never know : )
< homey > oh yeah, like beat me beat me
< |aka| > heh
* Dyn looks at a green crisp bag
< peaches > empty crisp bag
< peaches > ?
< Dyn > half full
< ^Woodsta^ > the Lords of Rah do look upon the faithful booting 
of unbelievers with much merryment and swimbling in spirits
< Dyn > *munch*
< Dyn > less full
< `Alleycat > ok i've lost it
< peaches > lost what ?
< Dyn > lost wot
< |aka| > Lo The Cantaloupe Of Mystery and much Divulgence has 
Spoken Forth amoung the gathered peoples of the halls of the temple
 of the sacred fruitbat
< peaches > what did u have before that u've now lost
< `Alleycat > peaches : erm i forget but i've lost it i'm sure
< |aka| > And verily it was good
< homey > innit
< `Alleycat > ak : u do talk the best bollox ever
< homey > just checking
*** homey has been kicked off channel #aber by Lambie ( you said 
innit )
< ^Woodsta^ > verrily, the Lords did indulge in the mightily Rah 
practice of the raiding of the minds
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< |aka| > and much shindiggery and hocuspocus did espire
* Dyn stuffeth his gob full o' crisps
< Lambie > heh
*** Mode change "+o homey" on channel #aber by Lambie
< |aka| > lamb bwahaha
< `Alleycat > leave it up to matt i reackon ; )
< |aka| > nah couldn't be : )
< |aka| > heheh
< ^Woodsta^ > and as such, an evil Typo was made, and much cursing
 and utterences of displeasure did spring forth from the vocal orifice
 of the Lord of Rah
< `Alleycat > yeah he talks outa his arse woods ; )
< homey > lambie y cant u go home anyway ?
* |aka| chortles into his fruitful and much stroked beard of spontanuity
< homey > u only live across the campus!
< Lambie > homey - i can and i am
* ^Woodsta^ bestows a mighty plague of hermits upon the gnarly unbelievers,
 and there was much wailing and beating of eggs.
< Lambie > rite i'm orf
< |aka| > *hysterics*
< peaches > bye lambs
* |aka| senses the confusion and high befuddlement dwelling bereft the 
beauty of peahces' head
< Dyn > nite si
< `Alleycat > thats better
< `Alleycat > laters si
< |aka| > cya lamb : )
< peaches > who's head aka ?
< Lambie > boi rich bloke
< homey > hasta lamb...for the second time
< |aka| > um peaches : )
< |aka| > sorry
< Lambie > hmm
< ^Woodsta^ > and there was a resultant lack of enthusiasm to consume 
the Mighty Bloody Omlette of Rosser, for it were crunchy and festering
*** Signoff: Lambie ( hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm )
< Dyn > ewwww
< `Alleycat > woods : surley that was from branwyns ??
< Dyn > indeed
< |aka| > AHA !
< ^Woodsta^ > alley nah, its me speciality, Bloody Omlette : )
< `Alleycat > ?
< `Alleycat > oo i c
* peaches knows there is something deeper here aka
< |aka| > The evil dwelling place of the food of the dark One has come 
forth into the light of the spoon of Rah!
* homey is it me...or does this bollox sound much mightily like the 
speeches of the ppl of Om ?
< peaches > more than just no brain
< |aka| > Branwyns indeed. It shall be smote with much anger and skuldudgery
< homey > hehe rumbled u
< |aka| > homey nah
< `Alleycat > something deeper than peaches ?
< homey > the bottom of the tin?
< ^Woodsta^ > The Lords of Rah look scornfully upon the unbeliever 
Homey and his massive bondings
< peaches > alleycat is lost
< peaches > beyond hope
* `Alleycat wonders where he is
< |aka| > something deeper peaches ? goodness me i don't know quite what to say
* peaches wonders too
< homey > aka still sounds very much in thee style of the Omites
* `Alleycat is away - lost in the dark help - All complaints will be
 sealed in concrete and dumped at sea!
* peaches worries that if alley wonders too far he will get lost
< |aka| > homey never heard of them
< peaches > loster even
< `Alleycat > peaches i'm not lost i'm just geographically 
challenged
< homey > however, i am but a weak human and seeing as i aint 
had any sleep in 40 hours, im off to bed
< ^Woodsta^ > it is in the Righteous stylee of the Rah in which 
we utter the words of the pimpled crustacean of Wimbledon
< peaches > sorry - i forgot the right words
< `Alleycat > and slightly mental
< peaches > bye homey
< homey> hasta all
< `Alleycat> g'night dave : )
< homey> take care
< |aka| > Verily the weight of sleep and the mighty treck to the 
temple of Rah! did displeasure the lords mind.. and so, with much 
black-lungedness and the occasional lesser spotted freshwater 
sparrow did he take to the night
*** Signoff: homey ( i was lost b4 i even found myself )
< ^Woodsta^ > and with that, a Lord of Rah did undertake a great 
journey to the hovel of the Solarium, twixt the gnarly |aka| of Rah 
did reside
* Dyn hugs peaches ( cos hes bored )
* ^Woodsta^ is away - a great movement doth occur - messages will be 
saved.
< |aka| > and thus.. it was so
*** Signoff: |aka| ( so be it )