Scrolls Of Rah:Chapter 10

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The Blasphemy And Impudence Of Mr_Scod

< Robstar > yea and the miscellaneous cabbages strove 
forth into milton keynes
* |aka| commends the Impossibly Slow Inserter of 
Consumables and Other Culinary Items with his ever 
present and manly log.
*** ^Woodsta^ has kicked Mr_Scod from channel #aber 
[BEHOLD THE WRATH OF THE RAH!]
*** Mr_Scod (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk
 has joined channel #aber
* Mr_Scod complains about woodstas noise
< Mr_Scod > ;p
* Robstar bows and shall present the log in all its reverence
 to the Warlock
< ^Woodsta^ > ARE WE COOL?
< Robstar > everybody just be cool
* Mr_Scod rips out woodsta larynx
< Mr_Scod > shoosh
* ^Woodsta^ had a huge log earlier
< Mr_Scod > ;p
< Robstar > woods - flush count?
< ^Woodsta^ ] i thought I'd rupture meself and no mistake
< |aka| > The Blessed Parakeet doth once again stir from it's 
Melancholy Menagarie, and it bringeth with it's globulous self 
the Might and Wonder of the Rah!
* Mr_Scod *staples* moggz
< feeker > hmm
< Moggz > meep
< Robstar > woods how would you like the most officially 
disgustin email ever
* feeker has returned....
< Robstar > ?
* Sange scoffs liqqorice allsorts
*** |aka| is now known as |Warlock|
< Robstar > just to help your constitution
< ^Woodsta^ > o/~ smoke 'em smoke 'em smoke 'em if you got 'em o/~
* feeker notes there is only a warlock on the channel
*** ^Woodsta^ is now known as ^Totem^
< Mr_Scod > meep?
< ^Totem^ > nyaaaargh
*** Mr_Scod is now known as Pole
*** feeker is now known as necromanc
* Fermit drinks wine and watches dinner ladies whilst ponfering 
revision
< necromanc > pants
< Pole > *bah*
*** ^Totem^ has kicked Pole from channel #aber [THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE]
*** Pole (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk has
 joined channel #aber
*** Pole is now known as Stapple
* Robstar slowly yet forcefully inserts a metro 1.3 litre up 
feeks rectal region
< |Warlock| > Feek i find your astounding perception as that 
of the sacred trout of myth - slithy and bestowed of much burbling
*** Stapple has kicked ^Totem from channel #aber [AND THAT ONE IS ME!!!!]
*** ^Totem^ (shilson@modem-108.arossiach.dialup.pol.co.uk has 
joined channel #aber
*** necromanc is now known as Greyseer
< ^Totem^ > fermit Thou were gibbering about the Enlightenment of 
the Rah the other day I believe
* Moggz finishes her bambi in a can
*** Robstar is now known as MiniRAH
< Fermit > I was
< ^Totem^ > o/~ smoke 'em smoke 'em smoke 'em if you got 'em if you
 aint got 'em then you hit rock bottom o/~
*** |Warlock| has kicked Stapple from channel #aber [Face Thee the 
Wrath of Rah! and Know You Are But A Mere Barnacle]
*** Stapple (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk has joined
 channel #aber
< |Warlock| > Totem, and how indeed was this Molestor of Stuffed 
Frogs spewing forth amoungst the pidgeons ? Hast he the elequence 
of a baracouda, or the chivalry of the jellied eel ?
< ^Woodsta^ > yea, if it werent for his Tomfoolery midst the unbreaking
 sea of coffeebean, he would truely resemble the Mungbean of Lore.
< Fermit > I have the elequence of a finly tuned puyrple workstation
* MiniRAH awaits atonement from the Queen
* ^Woodsta^ Smites BT With Great Vengence and Furious Anger
< Fermit > rarly can ppl taske such coffee been as I
< ^Totem^ > aye Fermit does meet the Coffee Tolerance Criterium for 
Follower status
< |Warlock| > Only the truly rare can ever acceed to the Voluptuousness
 of the MungBean.
< Stapple > I AM A COFFEE BEAN
* MiniRAH suggests the Totem avoid BT with the almighty spoon of blossom
 hill
< Fermit > I am already a follower, I wish to become a lord
< |Warlock| > HA
* Greyseer is a familer to the great warlock or rah
*** ^Totem^ has kicked Fermit from channel #aber 
[NONE SHALL BECOME LORDS LEST CHOSEN BY THE MIGHTY RAH ITSELF]
< Moggz > a new lord of Rah, now thats a surreal idea
* Sange is just getting confused, and doesn't follow this anymore
* Stapple gets out the magical spoon off the harem
*** Fermit (~ajr6@blacktiger.demon.co.uk has joined channel #aber
< ^Totem^ > THERE CAN BE NO MORE LORDS
< Sange > obviously not capable of being in the presence of such mightiness
*** Sange (~sas6@osfb.aber.ac.uk has left channel #aber
< |Warlock| > I chuckle into my anal forest at thee. For you are truly
 the keeper of grated Stoat, and the Finder of lost Cheroque Indians
< Fermit > I blame woodstar for saying I should become one over a bottle
 of spiled white wine
< Stapple > I AM A LORD SO BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!
*** Sange (~sas6@osfb.aber.ac.uk has joined channel #aber
*** Stappl is now known as Mr_Scod
*** |Warlock| has kicked Mr_Scod from channel #aber [hast thee thine 
Baboons Arse ? Then SUCKLE at it gleefully]
*** Mr_Scod (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk
 has joined channel #aber
*** ^Totem^ has kicked Fermit from channel #aber 
[I BELIEVE I SUGGESTED FORLLOWERSHIP]
*** Fermit (~ajr6@blacktiger.demon.co.uk has joined channel #aber
* MiniRAH !!
< MiniRAH > HOWAREYEA
< ^Totem^ > hasten thee to the Temple, for a Mighty Storm dost Brew
*** Mr_Scod has kicked |Warlock| from channel #aber [you may distinguish 
yourself from the unbelievers you facist!!!]
*** |Warlock| (~mgg5@osfb.aber.ac.uk has joined channel #aber
< ^Totem^ > OH DEAR.
< |Warlock| > Indeed I am currently in Worship midst the hallowed halls
 of the Temple of the Blessed Parrot, where I Doth reside twixt the 
elevated Tortoise of much delight, and the fetid goats of Mongolia
*** MiniRAH has kicked Mr_Scod from channel #aber [smited with the green 
albatross of matlock bath]
*** Mr_Scod (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk 
has joined channel #aber
*** Mr_Scod is now known as LordRah
*** |Warlock| has kicked LordRad from channel #aber [FEAR THEE THE RAH!
 MEDDLE NOT WITH POWERS UNKOWN TO THE PEASANTS]
*** LordRah (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk has joined channel
 #aber
< MiniRAH > PEASANT
*** Mode change [-o LordRah] on channel #aber by |Warlock|
*** Mode change [+o LordRah] on channel #aber by Moggz
*** Mode change [-o LordRah] on channel #aber by Saarlax
*** Mode change [+o LordRah] on channel #aber by Refine
*** Mode change [+o LordRah] on channel #aber by LucaBrasi
*** Mode change [-o+b LordRah *!*cots_vest@*.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk] on
 channel #aber by ^Totem^
*** Mode change [-b+o *!*cots_vest@*.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk LordRah] on
 channel #aber by LucaBrasi
*** ^Totem has kicked LordRah from channel #aber [|TeMPTaTioN|]
*** LordRah (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk has joined channel #aber
*** WetFish (~dbt93@modem-60.bregolas.dialup.pol.co.uk has joined channel #aber
< LordRah > BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEEE
< LordRah > *coff*
< MiniRAH > i sense a struggle in the realm
* ^Totem^ ADJOURNS TO #RAH IN FACE OF SUCH BLASPHEMY
* LordRah closes the stargate
* Fermi bows to the lord rah
*** |Warlock| has kicked LordRah from channel #aber [NEVER SHALL THE PANTS
 OF THINE GIBBON GRACE THE SANCTITY OF OUR COLLECTIVE ARSE]
*** LordRah (Scots_vest@modem-120.silver.dialup.pol.co.uk has joined channel #aber
* LordRah compliments fermit on his wise choice
< ^Totem^ > SCOD IF YOU EVER DO SHOW YOUR FACE IN THE HALLOWED HALLS OF THE
 RAH REST ASSURED THAT THE FABLED POLES OF ALUMINIUM SHALL BE WIELDED TO 
GREAT AND DEVASTAING EFFECT.
* Moggz farts in the general direction of the rah
*** |Warlock| has kicked Fermit from channel #aber [BOW THEE NOT TO FALSE PROPHECY]
*** LordRa has kicke d|Warlock| from channel #aber [THINE GIBBON WITH THE 
ARSE WILL THEN ATTACK YOU AND YOUR MINIONS!!]
*** Fermit (~ajr6@blacktiger.demon.co.uk has joined channel #aber
*** Mode change [+o |Warlock|] on channel #aber byGreysee
< MiniRAH > aha i sniff the fine scent of food being laboured on in the kitchens of f4
< |Warlock| > indeed
* LordRah LICKS MOGGZ
* LordRah disactivates the caps
< LordRah > i command the caps to disactivate!
< Greyseer > hee
< LordRah > *COMMAND*
< |Warlock| > SCOD may the seahorse of delight bless thee with more 
elequence than that of the HORNED TOAD with which you do now utter 
thru thine loose and dribbling anal cavern
< Moggz > scod dont wind em up
< LordRah > WARLOCK may flying winged porcupines smite you with ancient
 prickles of the demigod PORCUPINOS
< ^Totem^ > yea, for the itching of the Anal Beard of Scod dost call 
forth a mighty scrabbling in the genetalia of the aforementioned. 
* MiniRAH places another copyright on anal beard
* LordRah gives Totem scabies
* Greyseer wonders what lamb is up to
< ^Totem^ > yea, undoubtedly
< Greyseer > he been quiet tonight
< Moggz > lambies asleep
< ^Totem^ > o/~ we have all the time...in the world o/~
< |Warlock| > SCOD your grease-laden utterances hath no effect on the
 POWER and MAGIK twixt the Warlock of Rah!. You are but a mere sheep,
 and have thee not the intelligence to comprehend your own PREPOSTEROUSNESS
< LordRah > with who?
< LordRah > WARLOCK may the gazelles of satan and the Locusts of TYRUS 
steal all your alcohol and spit on your teabags
< |Warlock| > Scod you are a feeble chaffinch tout and NEVER shall you
 be associated with the GLORY of Rah. You Are FALSE PROPHECY and shall 
henceforth be recognised as little more than the Bottled Fatuity you so
 aptly spew forth.
* LordRah admits defeat
* LordRah decides to be a minion of warlock
< |Warlock| > IT HATH BEEN DECIDED PRECEDENTLY
* LordRah pees on the fire to combat the wrath which decidedly affects
 the power of warlock
< |Warlock| > Never query the Seer. Dabble thee not in the undergarments
 of the Spirits
< ^Totem^ > Aye, Note the Terror inspired by the Undergarment of the 
Zebrabomb.
< |Warlock| > I fear alas however I must depart for I am to be plied 
by a very feast by one who is Subservient to me
< ^Totem^ > Your Powers are Weak, Old Man
*** LordRah has kicked |Warlock| from channel #aber [I HAVE NOW OVERTHROWN
 THE TYRANNY OF WARLOCK]
*** |Warlock| (~mgg5@osfb.aber.ac.uk has joined channel #aber
*** LordRah is now known as RahGog
*** RahGog is now known as RahGod
* Fermit is now naked
< ^Totem^ > you can't win, Darth *impetuousness*
< |Warlock| > RahGog. how curiously apt. a FOOLHARDY and IMPOTENT, 
not to mention IMPERTENANT peasant
*** AlleyCat` (~RichardS@gate-isdn.admin.theplanet.net has joined 
channel #aber
* ^Totem^ Shall forward details of scods foolishness to the High 
Cantaloupe who shall take appropriate steps in fiddling with bots 
as he is prone.
< AlleyCat` > *Honk*
* RahGod notes the arrival of Alleycat the ursuper!!!
< WetFish > ursuper?
< AlleyCat > i am the none believer
< Moggz > i also am a non believer
< ^Totem^ > Aye alley is of the AntiRah
< Moggz > even though i spent most of the 1st and 2nd years cooking for em
< RahGod> MOGGZ I DEMAND YOU COOK FOR I, YOUR GOD
< Moggz > woods ur wrong lambie wont do anything to the bots to "deal" with scod
< ^Totem^ > we shall see.
< RahGod > eh
< RahGod > whassat
< Moggz > he wont because ill tell him not to
< RahGod > your all bullying meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
< RahGod *cry*
< ^Totem^ > The High Cantaloupe is known for his devotion
< RahGod > *sniffle*
< ^Totem^ > Moggz i think not.
< Mogg > yeah his devotion to me (which is aptly returned)
< ^Totem^ > moggz well, quite
* RahGod will be a totem devoutee from now on
*** Signoff: |Warlock| (~mgg5@osfb.aber.ac.uk has left IRC [And you
 shall know our name is the Rah! When we lay our Vegetables upon thee]
* RahGod decides to buy moggz cake
< AlleyCat > o hell i'm in aber in a weeks time
< ^Totem^ > Scod then cast aside your craven imagery of the Blasphemous Nick.
* ^Totem^ also alley
< Mogg > oh and scod i cook for no one cept lamb dyn and mark(and sometimes duncan)
< RahGo > awwwwwww
*** AlleyCat` (~RichardS@gate-isdn.admin.theplanet.net has left channel #aber
< RahGod > go on
*** RahGod is now known as devoutee
*** devoutee is now known as minion
* minion cowers to totem
*** minion is now known as Mr_Scod
< ^Totem^ > filthy item