Scrolls Of Rah:Chapter 1

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The Creation

< Woodsta > alas, my digesting apature is free of contamination. However, in the sacred 
cupboard of Rosser, there be many sausages of the hotdog,which in their entirety need to 
be consumed in the name of Behelzebubble and his gnarly cronies
< |aka| > hahahah how cool
< Woodsta > alas, my resolve in the tapping of the mighty keyboard of Babylon is waning
< Woodsta > and lo, wicca fell silent in the face of the Allmighty purple car owner of Rah!
< |aka| > how salubrious and multifarious your peculiar speech is, i must proclaim to the 
mighty eggplant of zanzibar of this wonderous and truly joyous occasion
< |aka| > it's not purple
*** Deany (cnt5@osfa.aber.ac.uk) has joined channel #aber
*** Mode change "+o Deany" on channel #aber by Wyrm
< Deany > hiya
< Woodsta > and so the sacred cora of Penbryn came, and there was much wailing and rending 
of cloth
< Deany > : ))
< Deany > hi dave!
* Woodsta cracks up
< Deany > *hug*
< Woodsta > lo, the resplendant cora spake, and it was good
< |aka| > But Behold .. the people doth spaketh out against the gangrinous rule of the 
feared bearded pound wearer of rah and lo the sky did fall upon the rabbits of the neverworld
* |aka| pogos to green day
< Woodsta > and the lord sayeth to Matthew, thou shalt go forth and spake of the hairy bollox, 
of which thou art well endowed
* |aka| spots a GORGEOUS girli walk into B23
< |aka| > but LO he hath acknowledged ruthlessness and barbarity toward all woman kind, as they 
in their folly have shunned his awed kindness and effervesance.
< |aka| > cor that girli i wos on about is the same one who were coming onto me at the welcome 
disco
< |aka| > HE'S INSANE
< |aka| > GOT NO BRAIN
< Woodsta > betwixt the spakething of the sacred bollock spanker of Rah, and the mighty sprout 
crusher of Cypress hill, a new babe was born, and it was resplendant in its orange robeness of 
Hari crishna
* Woodsta causes much rejoicing and wetting of underwear in the sacred temple of the B23
< Deany > anyone going out tonight?
< Woodsta > Indeed, there was much inhaling and exhaling of the air twixt the Lords lungs
< |aka| > There then appeared a mightyous and unpresidented ruler who bringeth forth much jollity 
and eating of spandex, and lo the people of the land did appease his wishes and there was peace 
upon the kangaroos of the sacred forest
< Woodsta > and lo, he became known as the Black lunged son of a bitch
< |aka| > deani i am : )
< |aka| > well maybe
*** Woodsta has changed the topic on channel #aber to The mighty bollock talkers of Rah
*** Woodsta has changed the topic on channel #aber to The four bollocks of the Rockapocalypse
< Woodsta > *boom*
< |aka| > UNPROCLAIMED AND UNPRESIDENTED WE ARE THE MIGHTY BOLLOK TALKERS OF RAH AND FURTHER MORE 
I HASTEN TO SPANK THE KEYS AT WHICH YOU SO EAGERLY TAP AND BEHOLD THE INNER SANCTUM OF THE SACRED 
PARROT
< Woodsta > and lo, the Lord spaketh, thou shalt transport thyself to the shop of Spar, and thou 
shalt purchase 20 Camel lights and smake them righteously in my name
< Woodsta > and the evil bank manager of Midland was stoned
*** Woodsta has changed the topic on channel #aber to Lo, the Mighty Bollock Talkers of Rah are 
resplendant in #aber
< |aka| > smaketh them i shall o mighty lord of rancid undergarments within the greasy halls of 
the house of llandinam and the neverworld below above and therein
< Woodsta > Amen
< |aka| > *bow*
* |aka| cuts and pastes cos he forgot his irclog
< Woodsta > so let it be done, in the name of the allmighty and repulsive Tracksuit Wearer of the 
Cwrt mawr
< |aka| > lets us be off to sup o lord of the hairy anal beard crevice
< Woodsta > alas, the flaming woodsta of rah was called away to a better place where honey flowed 
like treacle, and the pathetic redhead of morondom was struck down with much wailing and rending 
of extra thick condoms