A strangely bearded nocturnal creature with an avid interest in cooking chicken and drinking other peoples' cider. If seen during the daytime, is likely to be wearing a highly selectively tasteful sunhat and a tee-shirt (free). His glasses were stolen from superman so that he may appear to be just another geek lurking the streets of Aber (and there are many - no offence ;D) but does in fact have x-ray vision. This supernatural ability has been found useful in conjunction with urges to inspect the tops of young ladies in order to evaluate them from a distance. Top sleazer, er I mean geezer.
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