Religion

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The curious process whereby humans willingly give up all rights to any significant forms of pleasure (see filth, alcohol and drugs) in order to gain eternal life, in one form or another. The complete Religious Addict will have no discernable personality, sense of humour or any grasp of the concept of irony (see also Americans) This process of complete jellification has only been known to the sacred orders of Priests, and CMOT Dibbler. Addicts can be spotted by the glazed look in the eye and a forthright stride of determination to clone more Addicts to follow them, usually to find eternal glory in a blazing furnace. When not seeking to annihilate other religious sects, they are most dangerous in their natural habitat of a Coffee Morning and Jumble Sale. Beware.

Originally written by Lambie.


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