Popstars

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A lame ITV show which followed the anticts of three judges trying to find the next brand of untalented, brainless pop stars. This television show rejected a number of applicants due to inability to sing (See Bros), Not having the "Right Look" (See Lard, Shrink Is A Tub Of) and the ability to be a bunch of annoying fuckwits. The five winners were chosen for their hyperactivity, looks and voices....however they are still termed as "braindead" and would not be able to write their own songs. Their debut single is expected to go to number one with all the recent television publicity they have received but once most people realise how shite and unoriginal their band is, they shall quickly drop into obscurity.

Originally written by Mr_Scod.


Auto import 14:43, 19 October 2009 (UTC)