Politics

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The Ancient Art of persuading the general public that giving you their souls in return for vague promises of fulfilment in the future is a jolly good idea. The single and most holy law of politics is 'Do Unto Others As They Would Do Unto You, But Sooner And More Viciously' Amen. A Politician can be spotted with the tell tale signs of being completely unable to answer questions with a simple Yes or No, along with an off shore tax free swiss bank account. Also recognised by their consistant and unfailing success at Poke-Her, and abilities to ebeneezer essential items at knock down prices. Respect.

Originally written by Lambie.


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