A vile grey paste which contains the purest essence of total cataclysmic failure. Failure Paste can be acquired in only two knowns ways.
The first involves collecting the tears from various politicians, flakes of paint from the nursery at Prypiat, the grease used to lubricate IBM Deskstar hard drives, and placing these in the presence of Lambie for no less than two weeks.
The second involves draining the sump of any car owned by Deev.
Failure paste is formulated and controlled by Laboratoire Lambie, Crewe - Because He Hates You.
Quasimodo 11:57, 10 February 2010 (UTC)