Pain, post-jalapeño anal

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Cries of "POST-JALAPENO ANAL PAIN" can often be heard from channel members the morning following consumption of the popular jalapeño pepper. This excruciating burning pain is experienced in the anal area and has led to such expressions as "ring sting" and "ring of fire". Other activities also lead to similar symptoms but such activities fall outside the scope of this dictionary entry.

The official explanation is that one's gastrointestinal tract does not break down the capsaicin molecules in the hot food, and they survive to reach the anal mucosa. The real reason is that God is punishing you for being a fat gluttonous pizza-inserting bastard.

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Stuii 18:36, 25 September 2011 (UTC)