News, Trisha

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Named after the daytime ITV talk show, Trisha, hosted by Trisha Goddard, popular with single parents and the jobless, Trisha News describes any item of "news" which is totally irrelevant, trivial, or otherwise completely pointless. This could, and often does, include stories about distant relatives of people who might possibly have been near Um Qasar in the last ten years giving birth, or a distant cousin of the Head Groundsman at Windsor Castle getting divorced. Trisha News is customarily met with cries of "THAT'S NOT NEWS!" and frantic closing of browser windows in disgust. See also: Mail, The Daily, kappaslappa, Estate, The Paulsgrove.

Originally written by Quasimodo.


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