Myles, Eye of
A curious affliction affecting SCMs either particularly imbued with rampaging bitterness, or having recently smoked pure filter coffee. Those affected with Eye of Myles often have a perfectly polite and normal demeanour, with the only indication of the tumultuous bitterness raging deep within their psyche evidenced by a randomly rotating eyeball and sporadic twitching of the eyelid. Sufferers are prone to screaming random gibberish, hurling inanimate objects and commencing unprovoked and violent physical assaults at a moments notice, before continuing with whatever mundane task they were involved in as if nothing untoward had occurred. There is no known cure, although a swift crutch to the bollocks has been known to alleviate the more acute symptoms.
Originally written by Lambie.
Auto import 14:42, 19 October 2009 (UTC)