It is difficult to comprehend the full horror of this subject without first encasing onself in a Titanium wetsuit. A near-mythical creature, rarely seen on channel nowadays, but often heard mentioned along with "fucking hell" and "he did WHAT/WHO?". Once had a blood alcohol content identical to Hooch, and a passion for doing seemingly suicidal things that he somehow escaped from unharmed (see Rooftop, Cambrian, Penglais Hill, Rollerblading down and Permanent Marker, Police Provided). A Strawberry Blonde of Viking descent, has lived in East London for over a year and has never been mugged. (Information correct at time of going to print)
Originally written by ^Woodsta^.
Auto import 14:43, 19 October 2009 (UTC)