Member, Drunken Seasoned Channel
There comes a time when even the most Seasoned of Channel Members cannot face the mountain of endless drudgery and bitterness that has accumulated over the long years of toil and torment. On these occasions, a Seasoned Channel Member may turn to his (or hers) one true friend, Alcohol. On many occasions, this leads to profane outbursts of bile and bitterness accompanied by the most glaring typing errors imaginable. To negate the endless shame and humbling corrections that this weak performance would undoubtedly trigger, a Seasoned Channel Member may file papers (in triplicate) declaring themselves to be Drunken (a DSCM). This rule does not apply to Wesleys.
Originally written by ^Woodsta^.
Auto import 14:43, 19 October 2009 (UTC)