Mellor, David

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Completely Pointless Snobbish Tory MP for the Completely Pointless Snobbish area of Putney. Made famous for the vicious portrayal of the Elephant Man in Spitting Image, and for p0rking some Spanish model whilst wearing a Chealsea kit (allegedly) with the result thas she has never found gainful employment since. Still, it proves beyond doubt that he can score, theres hope for everyone. (see IndigoJo)

Originally written by Lambie.

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