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This cunning fast food restaurant, frequently visited by Scally (see Scally), is the main financial support for Mr_Scod who is employed in their service. This job is suitable for anyone who passed their 1st year reading grade, pregnant teenagers, general layabouts and students who attempt to suplement their funds for alcohol and irn bru consumption. This establishment offers a wide range of greasy, unhealthy, unrecognisable meat products (1% pure prime beef, 99% bollocks included) such as the 'Big Scod' and the 'McTart'. To eat here you must sign a waiver to signify that you may not sue the company of fear of accidental or delibrate death due to the constant undercooking of said products.

Originally written by Mr_Scod.

Auto import 14:42, 19 October 2009 (UTC)