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These mechanical engines are *allegedly* used for taking a person or persons too a desired level in a specific buliding. However these mechanical beasts have a specific task in Dundee College...namely to break down every time you need to go to the 8th floor for a lecture. After a few minutes of excessive abusive language and violence towards the lift doors (sometimes a broken toe occurs), a long expidition up the eight floors begins....quickly followed by either a fatal heart attack or a "I can't be bothered! Let's go too the pub instead" attitude. This modern convenience is the real reason for the alcoholic tendancies of many a Dundee Student laying in the gutter at 3pm on a Friday afternoon.

Originally written by Mr_Scod.

Auto import 14:42, 19 October 2009 (UTC)