A large red lever installed in the homes of each channel member, with a range of settings representing different nationalities. Largely used by sufferers of Dual Nationality Syndrome, these levers allow people to assume any nationality that suits them at the time. For example, in March everyone pulls the lever to "Irish" in readiness for St. Patrick's Day, although sometimes the lever must be left between two positions if Wales are playing rugby at the time. None of the levers have an "English" setting. Strange.
Originally written by ^Stuii^.
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