Lambie, The 1st Law Of
A law stating that any item selected from a large range of items of identical appearance and function will not work in the expected manner, if at all, when given to Lambie. Under the stipulations of this law even the most benign object used to heat bread or play console games may become an engine of mass destruction and doom. The 1st Law of Lambie will soon be exploited by data disposal technicians, where simply bringing a hard disk within a few metres of Lambie's occupied house will achieve the same results as several weeks of recursive Gutmann passes and the liberal application of a pile driver. Note that this Law is not limited to electronic items and high technology.
Originally written by Quasimodo.
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