A Sp0d Holiday is a short period, usually between one and two weeks, during which sp0d is arbitrarily banned from the channel. Such events are designed to provide relief to the other channel members from the uncontrollable urge to gouge their own eyes out with meat hooks, brought about by the seemingly incessant idiocy, instaexpertery and victimised whining spewed forth by the named channel member when he is present on the channel. SCMs and lesser channel members alike depend on such holidays in order to remain sane and to maintain balance within the Bitterness, even if that balance is only maintained in a "san andreas fault" type way.
Originally written by ^Stuii^.
Auto import 14:43, 19 October 2009 (UTC)