Gravy Train, All Aboard The

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The Gravy Train is a rare breed of public transport, boasting a 100% punctuality record. There is only ever one departure time and location (4.58pm from shiny's desk), yet the destination can vary wildly from day to day depending upon tides, sunspots, and how much damage shiny can get away with without being detected. Upon arrival, Gravy Train inhabitants will tut loudly and legitimately claim to be the only ones capable of fixing any damage, an entirely well founded assumption since they were the ones to cause it in the first place.

Boarding passes for the Gravy Train are highly prized and protected, and should be used as often as possible before someone higher up the management chain realises they've been well and truly done, and outsources all Gravy Train operations to India.

Originally written by Lambie.

Auto import 14:41, 19 October 2009 (UTC)