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[23:44] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Lambie] i've been fighting a compulsion to try anal for years [Lambie] I want rimming in aber [Lambie] in the bay toilets [Lambie] I need anilingus [Lambie] with parp if needs be'

[18:03] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Woodsta^] my hard dick mucus builds up [^Woodsta^] great for lube moggz [^Woodsta^] can you handle the size [Moggz] go for it, mark rattles in there [Moggz] mind, he does have a great wanger'

[01:42] *** parpicus changes topic to '* JimBob looks at old laminated pics of Burt's mum [JimBob] nice tits [parpicus] Not hard enough it seems [Surfr] I long to feel them * sp0d thinks they're pretty'

[12:07] *** parpicus changes topic to '[SuperDuck] i have left a dildo inside [Hypnos] I put it up there [SuperDuck] a hefty yank will do the trick [Hypnos] its a grim looking cunt [SuperDuck] yes I do have warts [Hypnos] YOUR PUSSY IS SHIT'

[19:12] *** parpicus changes topic to '[JimBob] oooh wouldn't say no [JimBob] would be splendid if you can place it in [eltawater] I know, I'm putting it in [eltawater] let me know when you're done [JimBob] can you see my prostate?'

[21:34] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Monsta] lay a huge turd in my gob [Monsta] then shimmy on my face [^Woodsta^] PREPARE FOR THIS TURD [Monsta] lay it on me [Monsta] I want your shit [^Woodsta^] it tastes like marmite'

[14:48] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Owf] if you want an example of male supremacy, I insist you check out my glistening helmet [Catalyst] I think you'll find my bell end is far meatier [Surfr_] actually thats nothing in comparison with what i have [Owf] ferrets is tiny and shrivelled'

[19:20] *** parpicus changes topic to ' * Hypnos smirks at Liz' tits [Hypnos] she's got pert ones and a nice quim [Hypnos] bit old.. still she puts out [^Stuii^] in the days when i did pussy, she was the best'

[19:59] *** parpicus changes topic to '[kerni] i tried to get it to stream [ciaran] what did it do, kerni? [kerni] just froze up and did bugger all [ciaran] clear out the sludge [ciaran] work that cunt, bitch'

[22:29] *** parpicus changes topic to '[|kitten|] ok grease my slot [|kitten|] im one hot fuck [|kitten|] get on with it! [|kitten|] explore my tight fanny [|kitten|] and chew on the bush [|kitten|] then pump me full of mansperm [|kitten|] mighty big wads of it [|kitten|] hard gay cunnilingus'

[00:26] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Woodsta^] fragg that's nothing, I was banging lambie for ages on saturday night [^Woodsta^] fisting him until he said 'fucking split me' [fraggsta] I'm so jealous, Lambie, i love it up me [eltawater] well, since it's the time for confession guys, i rim Moggz'

[14:58] *** parpicus changes topic to '[eppa] I want homo * Asan drools over his boss [JimBob] stop that sucking Gulp [eppa] shit, I just spilled my cream [eppa] orgy [Gulp] your cunt is amazing [eppa] hur, Liz's is infected'

[11:50] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Woodwork] STOP DRILLING MY HOT WET ARSE, MEN [Woodwork] MY ARSE IS FOR PARP ALONE [Owf] you've never been on the receiving end [shiny] Deliveries in the rear aren't bad if Dad jabs me nice and hard.'

[21:32] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^peanut^] perhaps it was too big [Woodstar] how big [Woodstar] take it [Woodstar] that's tiny [^peanut^] all this knob [^peanut^] slot it in [^Woodsta^] tongue the toilet areas [^Woodsta^] then wank on these minging tits [^Woodsta^] hm nice twat slime [^peanut^] my finest [jkd] I annoint peanuts cunt'

[22:49] *** parpicus changes topic to '[JKD] woodsta is fondling my pert butt. [JKD] and massages me in a very gay way, despite not being gay [burt] bite that cock [JKD] dave i need your mancunt [^Woodsta^] fuck it [^Woodsta^] hurt it [^Woodsta^] push your sausage in '

[01:36] *** parpicus changes topic to '[sp0d] I am into little arses [sp0d] parpicus has a pert one [Blulizard] sp0d doesn't use mine [sp0d] I think stuiis would be best [Blulizard] you hate twat [Blulizard] you should have tried this gash [sp0d] didn't think it would go up'

[17:52] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Surfr] I am having no luck with my cunt * |kitten| fishes in her gusset [|kitten|] it's full of thrush [|kitten|] squeeze it [|kitten|] how much brown? [|kitten|] my sexy twat is open [|kitten|] for student business [kitten|] fancy some of this twat ferret'

[15:32] *** parpicus changes topic to '[JimBob] I need a shagging [Woodworks] I am so boned [Burt] i got serviced straight away the other day [shiny] my box was ravaged [Woodwork] I'LL GIVE YOU A POKING [^Stuii^] i need piss love'

[01:25] *** parpicus changes topic to '[kerni] He's got a swollen cock. I need that in me [burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny [burt] i'm looking to prod cattle [burt] we won't mention the orifices and crevices [burt] erk ring sting'

[01:27] *** parpicus changes topic to '[burt] Be reassured, my erection is tiny [burt] i'm looking to prod cattle [burt] we won't mention the orifices and crevices [burt] erk ring sting [James] use Crisco to soothe that ass'

[17:56] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Photon] I shall remove my smalls, and wee on people in the street [Photon] ideally on homosexuals [^Stuii^] Photon, I'm just gagging to be your first. [Lambie] aye, and let me bury my nose in your privates'

[01:23] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Wyrm] I have stretched my arsehole [Owf] i'm tearing mine apart for parpicus * Burt tries to expand his arse too [^Stuii^] I sit on bollards to practise for parp [^Woodsta^] I oil my arse in vain [^Woodsta^] but still i crave the porridge enema'

[17:59] *** parpicus changes topic to '[kerni] you can come on these tits [^Woodsta^] make me [Gremmie] woods: I'll help with an oily titwank [^Woodsta^] not enough [Gremmie] some hot quim action? [^Woodsta^] gremmie you slut'

[09:53] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Photon] Stuii I haven't taken any anal yet [Burt] guaranteed to give me a 29.4 inch penis [Burt] the vicar buggered me [fraggsta] I'm going to screw you guys [Surfr] I'm bloody boned [Surfr] I was more than willing to be boned * JamesVibe nearly cums [James] you must crush my balls to stem the rush'

[01:00] *** parpicus changes topic to '[phoenix] my mississippi mud pie is nice [phoenix] won't need to wet it [phoenix] gurgle gurgle [phoenix] woo, watch it all splurge out [phoenix] some women can't do that * phoenix pumps her cheese out [phoenix] i refuse to drink that * phoenix reconsiders, and glugs it down'

[21:52] *** parpicus changes topic to '* kerni puts nivea up her arse [Owf] I use crisco on mine [Owf] less mess, more friction [James] I stopped buying Crisco when I discovered saliva [James] advice from my sister [James] she was barebacking Fran '

[10:51] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Woodsta^] hmm, you are such a cute boy eppa [eppa] Dave i want to experiment [^Woodsta^] we'll be fucking tonight [eppa] so regular sex then? [Woodwork] fucking and sucking [Woodwork] hot man cunt action'

[18:10] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Woodwork] eppa I'll pick you up at the station and you can get my first load [Woodwork] eppa will be humping me [Woodwork] i'm obsessed with the thought of eppa [Woodwork] I'm thinking of eppas cock [burt] those 19 inchers [^Woodsta^] coming thick and fast aah * ^Woodsta^ spunks'

[13:23] *** parpicus changes topic to '* kerni releases her sticky muff juice [StuiiWAR] a spoon will allow me to wolf it all down at once * kerni angles her cunt for great suppage [James] try spurting it over my boyish arse'

[14:44] *** parpicus changes topic to '[eppa] I wish to fiddle with parpicus * Wyrm just spent 5 minutes buttering up his bottom [QuasiWAR] I too crave his tight, sexy butt-hole [Woodwork] i could spunk up it all day'

[21:00] *** parpicus changes topic to '[LambieWAR] I would gladly let cnych piss all over my face [LambieWAR] Then ask her to smear her shit into my groin [LambieWAR] Then probe my anus with her finger and let me watch her lick it.'

[19:03] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Woodsta^] I have been trained to shoot wads over Americans [^Woodsta^] FRESH SMELLY CUM [Woodstar] i love the splurge [Woodstar] i love the facials [Woodstar] and the moaning [Woodstar] I AIM FOR THEIR CUNTS'

[01:03] *** parpicus changes topic to '[sp0d] my nuptials to Blu stand a 5% chance of success [sp0d] her snatch worries me [sp0d] I'd be better off with Burt [sp0d] I'm only 6.5 [sp0d] almost negligible'

[18:45] *** parpicus changes topic to 'kerni] had the police in me outdoor lavvy at 1am last night [kerni] they were just sniffing around woofing loudly [kerni] and came back to roger me [kerni] slamming it at least 3 times [kerni] then they pissed on my tits and screamed Booyakasha'

[21:34] *** parpicus changes topic to '[kerni] it can be sort of closed, but not completely [James] a good shove from the outside would probably sort it [James] maybe give it a rub over [eppa] I'm quite happy to fuck kerni up the cunt [kerni] stuff that vag, eppa'

[01:05] *** parpicus changes topic to '[eppa] I shall pump woodsta later [eppa] I'm all stiff [sp0d] I have the big one too [^Woodsta^] I must get that thing in my arse [^Woodsta^] my butt must be satisfied'

[15:34] *** parpicus changes topic to '[eppa] I'd become a pimp if I was any good with men * Wyrm must practice his insertions [eppa] maybe if I repeatedly hit my head on the table someone will come over me * ShrinkWAR minces in'

[22:07] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Woodwork] wank me off eppa! harder! ooh yes that feels so good! now bitch take it all in the mouth! suck faster man [eppa] such a filthy big dong [eppa] I like 'em a bit crusty innit [Ricey] Bash my face with the bell-end, chaps [Owf] And l'll sex up your gonads [James] I can bum asan'

[01:06] *** parpicus changes topic to '[phoenix] I collect friends [Photon_] I'm desperate enough to sex you up [Quasimodo] I need that cunt too [Quasimodo] in my face, please [Quasimodo] yes, the minge and tits'

[18:54] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Stuii^] get ready to see my huge cock entering chris [Lambie] slipping in nicely [^Stuii^] Now notice how his face contorts with disgust as my load splashes inside him [Shrink] fraggsta and I will suck the cum out [Burt] ooh, let me kiss you both afterwards [kerni] let me open up my legs and offer you a nightcap'

[21:33] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Burt] i really have to enter jimbob [Burt] and then rip that bitch ass till it bleeds [Burt] all over my cock [Burt] OH HOW I NEED THAT ARSE [Burt] need to taste it [Burt] must find suitably clean shit * Burt prepares to eat it out [burt] ready to gulp'

[18:31] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Burt] my cousins wank on the sofa [Burt] i wank on the sofa [Digby] I hope they wank each other on the sofa [Digby] Not enough wanking goes on on my sofa [Digby] I wank with burt on the sofa'

[18:54] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Shrink] Burt, please wash my arse using the gift of tongue [Burt] his member is quite tasty [Quasi] people don't like my gay old arse [Quasi] even gulp spurned it'

[17:58] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Shrink] semen on my jeans [James] I think that's mine. [James] I squeezed a few drops of cum onto them. [Shrink] your semen tastes funky [eppa] my spunk is putrid'

[21:47] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Asan] Parpicus: if I give you ten dollars will you chuff in my face? [Asan] try to follow through [Asan] I need hot poo action [Owf] i have a huge explosion of warm shit for you [eppa] I shall lick my own'

[21:00] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Ducki] cor, haven't had that in ages [Ducki] I mean fellatio [James] if you're talking about sex then I've no idea [Ducki] I've never had a man taste me [Asan] only because you're not being paid for it [Lambie] i will pay for some pussy [Ducki] eat me [Ducki] need your dick deep'

[23:24] *** parpicus changes topic to '[kerni] My mum ate catshit for several decades [kerni] she's a tart [kerni] stinks of poo [sp0d] I want to rim Ol ma kerni, and do it deep [kerni] I'd advise widening her arse [kerni] I used a fist [kerni] and kept at it [sp0d] i could finger it gently'

[00:18] *** parpicus changes topic to '[James] smack my bottom and wrap my legs around your neck [Shrink] I'll oblige, then kiss the cum off your cute arse [fraggsta] can I wipe your face with my member too? [fraggsta] so you can taste my fucking manfat [kerni] can i watch? [Shrink] you can call me nina if you wish [kerni] pert ass, nina'

[23:58] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Shrink] I'll probably do kerni in an hour [Shrink] inseminate, then sleep [^Woodsta^] I'll empty her minge [^Woodsta^] then rim the cum [^Woodsta^] then swill the fluid in my mouth [parpicus] I enjoy swilling too [Asan] let me have the dregs [^Woodsta^] asan, you want my seed * ^Woodsta^ loves semen'

[23:02] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Quasi] fraggsta split my anus in two, and it was good [fraggsta] it wasn't that wonderful [Quasi] I took it as a virgin [fraggsta] but you were so loose [Quasi] floppy? [fraggsta] aye [fraggsta] I've a small penis [fraggsta] a little over an inch [Quasi] I shall be polite [Quasi] it was pathetic'

[21:38] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [^peanut^] yay, wank image [fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [^Woodsta^] splendid skiddies [^Woodsta^] after banging this hot ass [^Woodsta^] peel the arse flaps apart'

[21:42] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Woodsta^] I can handle a lot of knobs you know [[fraggsta] pretty sexy * fraggsta fists woodsta [^Woodsta^] *splat* [fraggsta] take a video of the penetration action [^Woodsta^] splendid skiddies [^Woodsta^] after banging this hot ass [^Woodsta^] peel the arse flaps apart [^Woodsta^] looks like eppa's an'

[22:06] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Quasi] I would be gay for burt [lowey] aye i would have burt [lowey] I did Stuii [lowey] it was shit [lowey] Pissed on me - then left [lowey] I drank the dregs [lowey] felt so gay [fraggsta] gayer than Prince William'

[22:28] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Quasi] quim is crap. penis is marvellous [parpicus] penis is crap [Quasi] penis sorts all your needs [James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes [Owf] i'd snuggle up to it [Owf] savour the odour [Burt] FUCK THIS ASS OWF'

[22:45] *** parpicus changes topic to '[James] Burt has a massive manhood [James] but no pubes [Owf] i'd snuggle up to it [Owf] savour the odour [Burt] FUCK THIS ASS OWF [Owf] the pulsing veins appeal [Owf] sexy ass, innit'

[23:51] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Lambie^] stop that squealing and grunting lowey [fraggsta] pork my face instead lambie [Quasi] slam that meat into my face too [Owf] I like the way it glistens on my skin [^^Woodsta] I inhale the heady scent and release seed'

[16:46] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Lege] I have a guy who keeps rimming me [Quasi] burt does that to me [^Stuii^] penetrate those stools [^Woodsta^] my shit is yours [^Stuii^] noted [^Stuii^] would you mind rinsing? [^Woodsta^] I will douche'

[22:15] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Mr_Scod] my manhood is tiny [parpicus] remove it now [Lex] It's so little, but 10cm is ok with me [^Woodsta^] i wash my face in his arse [parpicus] the topic lies [Lex] I remember using 10cm [^Woodsta^] it was cold'

[22:33] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Lex] woodsta snogged stuii [^Woodsta^] I did [Lex] he said 'oooh' [^Woodsta^] he was so hot [Lex] trouble was... you're too small [^Stuii^] it wasn't that small [^Stuii^] split me in two'

[11:56] *** parpicus changes topic to '[James] I was so stiff I entered burt by the arse, then exited by the throat [fraggsta] i did that too, then stuck my gonads in his face [fraggsta] and gyrated [fraggsta] then i shoved my soiled pants down his throat [fraggsta] and I shot my man-load all over his pretty face'

[12:00] *** parpicus changes topic to '[James] I was so stiff I entered burt by the arse, then exited by the throat [fraggsta] i did that too, then i shoved my soiled pants down his throat [fraggsta] and I shot my man-load all over his pretty face [fraggsta] covered that bitch in cum [fraggsta] and ripped his arse open'

[18:37] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Stuii^] i present to you burt [^Stuii^] i'm pointing [sp0d] I never realised that was so big [^Stuii^] it weighs heavily [sp0d] a frightening 11' [shiny] i love the veiny bulges'

[00:10] *** parpicus changes topic to '[^Woodsta^] I CRAVE THE BUTT OF STUII [^Stuii^] IT IS YOURS [^Woodsta^] IT IS WELL SEXY [^Stuii^] AYE. MY SLUT BOX IS HOT! [Burt] YOU TWO MUST FUCK [^Woodsta]^ I SHALL FUCK STUII HARD [^Woodsta^] IN A SEXY PLEASURABLE WAY [^Woodsta^] I SHALL NOT CEASE TILL I HAVE HIS POO ON MY HELMET'

[00:54] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Ricey] I have anal warts [Ricey] I can smell them [Ricey] SO TASTY [Ricey] like a ripe cheese blended with arse-seepage [Ricey] hints of child urine and pube in there too [Ricey] that worrying bum'

[23:47] *** parpicus changes topic to '[`natty] i take it in the shitter a lot [`natty] arse entry! [`natty] i have a wide hole [`natty] use my batty [`natty] i offer it to all men [`natty] use it bad, call me pooper'

[19:44] *** parpicus changes topic to '* ShrinkWAR shakes his floppy cock-head at his cow-orker [ShrinkWAR] Chew the cheese on that, mofo [StuiiWAR] I'd like crackers with that, please. [StuiiWAR] helps the pre-cum go down [StuiiWAR] some fresh quimly soup would be nice too'

[19:27] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Shelbycat] i do black men [Shelbycat] i let them mount me [Shelbycat] and i drink their wee [Shelbycat] and make them cum on my tits [Shelbycat] hot sexy manfat [Shelbycat] deep into my pussy'

[16:49] *** parpicus changes topic to '[burt] where can i get arse [burt] in the next two hours [burt] needs to be large and asian * burt returns arse in hand [burt] i shall fist this [burt] while wanking [^Stuii^] you will allow me to ejaculate on it also'

[17:05] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Wyrm] I regret that my arse is bleeding due to Owf's sexy fisting [Wyrm] He took me by force, and hurt me [Wyrm] Stretched me bad [Wyrm] my ring is in shreds [Wyrm] I cried like a little gayboy'

[16:49] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Lambie] i fuck my mother's anus [Lambie] i lube her ass [Lambie] and in goes my cock [Lambie] right in there [Lambie] i shove it hard [Lambie] and feel her nipples * Lambie sucks her saggy quim'

[18:07] *** parpicus changes topic to '[James_] The only way to give me an erection is for young choirboys to thrash my arse with nettles while calling me 'Fiona'. That generally gets the precum flowing.'

[15:56] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Shrink] When Cnych pleasures me orally, it makes me cum. [Shrink] I love to shoot all over her face [Shrink] then I let parp rim me, deep and hard [Shrink] THEN I FUCK HIS MANCUNT * Shrink wipes himself down. [Shrink] parp, see my dirty cock? LICK IT CLEAN'

[23:42] *** parpicus changes topic to '[Owf] I pay small boys to piss on me [Owf] hot, golden piss [Owf] parp I want your piss too'