Fuck You, She Won't

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A commonly heard phrase often used to predict the inevitable failure of any channel member's attempts to find happiness and contentment through carnal knowledge of a member of the opposite (or in some cases, same) sex. Such attempts may include any activity from five-hour international phonecalls to a sneering "let's fuck" in passing, but without fail lead to soul crushing rejection and shameful humiliation. While most accept their fate and wear their bitterness with pride, some individuals persist in maintaining an optimistic outlook and renew their efforts unabated, thus requiring constant reminding after any contact with the opposite (or same) sex, no matter how slight, that the chances of them getting their leg over are slightly less than actually ever passing their degree.

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Originally written by Lambie.

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