Everyone needs to eat, but others (thin and fat cunts - nothing in between) need special nutrition requirements. Mainly consisting of pies (at least 99% meat), copious amounts of meat, plenty of carbs and to cap it off massive slabs of steak and alcoholic beverages. When moving to the north, meat becomes cheaper and ale becomes cheaper, hence there are more fat gimps with massive beer guts to show off.
The south fails on shit meat and shit beer - don't live there!
Feekdiet - the best way to live, eat, eat, eat, drink drink, drink - until you can not fit any more in (either that or get a tapeworm - mine's named terry).
Originally written by feek.
Auto import 14:42, 19 October 2009 (UTC)