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Q: You want to wash your face. Do you...

  1. Wash it with a 24p bar of soap?
  2. Use 5p's worth of olive oil and salt to exfoliate first?
  3. Spend £35 on Clinique's latest 'facial de-scuff emulsion', a small tube containing 7p's worth of ground nutshells and chemicals, then spend a week smoking re-rolls and living off rice and beans.

If you answered 3), you are an eppanomist.

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