Eppanomaly

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A bizarre phenomenomenomenon caused by a temporal rift in the fabric of #aber time and space, trapping several unfortunate channel members. Said members subject themselves to a never ending cycle of financial cause and effect, culminating in a desperate attempt to rail against the 'system' with almost volcanic regularity.

Found to occur mostly around 1100 hours on a weekday, the victims will be forced to voice the same flawed arguments, followed by a swift mauling as their flimsy points are systematically torn apart. The irony is that once the daily eruption has subsided, the victims will then sink helplessly back into the ether, so utterly dependent on the 'system' which they so despise.

Tickets for this event are available from the box office, but observers are advised to put the kettle on beforehand.

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