Utilising the infoline technology of the #aber bot, an Eppaline is reserved for formally identifying proscribed topics of conversation which will, if initiated by the recipient, result in a prolonged period of ridicule or banning if the failure to comply is persistent. As the name suggests, the idea was originally intended for Eppa, but its success in harnessing petty anger and bitterness has led to it being adopted for other offenders who constantly bang on and on about trivial subjects which hold no interest whatsoever to other channel members. In extreme cases, the list of taboo topics exceeds the length of the infoline available, in which case a Fatal Beating remains the only worthwhile remedy, to be delivered in person and broadcast live on the internet.
Originally written by Lambie.
Auto import 14:42, 19 October 2009 (UTC)