Eppaleptic

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Severe and occasionally terminal medical condition which may result in death by repeated concussive blows to the head with a blunt instrument. An Eppaleptic is a seemingly normal, if slightly undecisive person, until the occurance of an "eppaleptic fit", where they become morbidly fixated and incredibly decided on the purchase of expensive, un-necessary and often unaffordable items of leisure equipment. While in the grip of such a seizure, the sufferer will pawn any items they have, such as a beloved computer, personal stereo device, books, kidneys and so on in order to fund the seemingly un-necessary purchase, while their friends foam at the mouth and gibber incoherantly. There is no cure.

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Originally written by ^Woodsta^.


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