You need to get hold of someone really fast but have no contact details for them anywhere. You'd use directory enquiries but they always want certain information as proof that you're not some psycho stalker or whatnot and you don't have it. Never fear! Jimbob Enquiries can find out pretty much anything about anyone with the barest minimum of information. Jimbob will use his trusty, top-of-the-range set of detective tools (his PC and a search engine) and will provide a file of things about that person that even their mother and in some cases even they themselves don't know about them within seconds. The service is provided ferfree as he seems to get some strange satisfaction from doing this.
Originally written by SuperDuck.
Auto import 14:42, 19 October 2009 (UTC)