Daylight Saving Time
What everyone refers to as 'putting the clocks forward' or 'putting the clocks back' (because they are simpletons). This happens twice a year, once in March and then again in October when the entire UK population must adjust every damn timepiece they own by an hour. Why do we have to do this? Because 'it gives the farmers more light in the morning'. What the hell is that all about? The alternative solution to this seems obvious. Why can't the fuckwit farmers just set their bloody alarms back an hour and get out of bed earlier? Why must the whole population suffers for their stupidity and laziness? Sheesh. See also Townie, Southern.
Originally written by ^Stuii^.
Auto import 14:41, 19 October 2009 (UTC)