Commission, Anal Forestry (AFC)
A dark and shadowy organisation, dedicated to the cultivation and maintenance of Anal Beard and Anal Forests. Non compliance to 'standards' often results in savage pruning, using the latest torture techniques and implements. Commission members are often well hidden, although their numbers are rumoured to be far more extensive than you might think. A maniacal grin and a masochistic liking for pruning shears may however give the game away. (see also Ph33r)
Originally written by Lambie.
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