Coffee, Oxford Road

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A sacred tradition which must be observed by all channel members changing at Manchester Oxford Road railway station, Oxford Road Coffee is the act of inviting the Channel Administrator for a quick coffee if he's not doing anything. Inevitably, he'll be down south, at work, or inserting a cabbage into his rectum whilst dangling the microwave from his balls, but ever-optimistic travelers shouldn't allow this to dissuade them from the off-chance of paying for an immensely poofy Caramel Machiatta from the Starbucks at Manchester TV House, or from throwing half an extremely hot Americano over themselves whilst skillfully rescuing the other half and scalding their hand in the process.

Originally written by Quasimodo.

Auto import 14:43, 19 October 2009 (UTC)