Mythical creation from the dark recesses of the Mind of Myles. The Irish Bunker is located 500 miles beneath the Irish Sea, designed as an escape from the dangers and horrors of the modern and uncertain world. At the outset of any international incident, whether it be a minor uprising or full scale WAR, the cry "HEAD FOR THE IRISH BUNKER" can be heard, resulting in a mass screaming exodus into the Irish Sea. Now that full scale WAR has occurred (see TWAT) #aber has permanently relocated to the Irish Bunker to wait patiently for the destruction of the entire universe, before leaving in order to smirk "we told you so" at the hoardes of radioactive mutants.
Originally written by Lambie.
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