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The ancient art of Bollock Talking, a social skill of outstanding order. Those with 'The Gift' are able to convince others around them of the unalterble Truth of their utterings, however far fetched or seemingly impossible they may initially appear. Those proficient in the art are generally destined to Great Things, usually as Politicians (see Politics), Company Directors, Sophisticated Nightclub Owners or other such positions with all the financial and female privilages contained therein (see David Mellor). However, there are many who falsely proclaim to have 'The Gift', succeeding only in convincing themselves of their 'abilities', thus dooming themselves to pointless service as Used Car Salesmen, Estate Agents, BT/ISP helpline operators or Windows NT System Managers. Beware.

Originally written by Lambie.

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