A curious affliction plaguing visitors to London who are not used to being subjected to air containing over a thousand years of compressed failure and bitterness. While in London, the blood becomes infused with said bitterness, reaching a natural balance, however upon leaving London the body cannot find a natural outlet for the infused bitterness, thus rendering the person incapable of being reasonable for a prolonged period. Throughout this period acts of uncontrolled agression, violence and bile are frequently common, rising in intensity as the body flushes out the intolerable bitterness molecules. Once harmony has once again been achieved, there remains no memory of the previous agression, leaving the sufferer to wonder why everyone cowers under the desk as they walk by.
Originally written by Lambie.
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