Actually, Quite Important

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As the mists of bitterness coalesce and harden over time, so it transpires that Seasoned Channel Members are able to sufficiently influence and coerce ever more senior members of society into believing they are both successful and competent enough to be given jobs at a higher level than scraping poo from the shoes of rich people. Such roles inevitably require an increased level of travel over a wide area, perhaps even overseas, causing the incumbent to acquire the middle class delusional qualification of truly believing that they are in fact Quite Important Actually. In reality, when the revolution comes the job will be outsourced to a Japanese Robot Eel with no appreciable loss of quality.

Originally written by Lambie.

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